Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Screenshot_20240723_170339_X.jpg
lol
 
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, Father Dharmendra Rada, Procrastinhater and 7 others
femoralcanal said:
That is why, as a doctor and as a fan, it pains me to see she fell for the "puberty blockers are harmless" bullshit.
Click to expand...
Libshits are physically incapable of not applauding the molestation and murder of White children. Don't get it twisted, she believes everything Fatrick does, she just hates him personally.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: BScCollateral, bile demon, GhaeicSD and 28 others
femoralcanal said:
I love watching Leslie fuck with Pat, she can make the pig dance like no one else. That is why, as a doctor and as a fan, it pains me to see she fell for the "puberty blockers are harmless" bullshit.
View attachment 6226112
On the bright side, that just confirms how hateble Pat is. It should be impossible for someone like Les to be so disgusted by him and yet... here we are:
View attachment 6226163
Click to expand...
Even Fatherly, a site that many people direct single fathers go to for information also repeats that lie about puberty blockers. I don't know why anyone is surprised by Leslie also believing it. She is a Leftist. She's just one that hates Patrick like the rest of us. The report is out there from the NHS Leslie, you're free to read it at any time and then stop spreading your lies about it. It's a 56 page paper so you should be able to finish it while you're on the shitter.
It's even been ruled in court as being dangerous if you want to read up on that too.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Pedophobe, Gutless, Procrastinhater and 13 others
Judge Holden said:
Alright, finished a busy day of werk, lets see what the pig offereth forth tonight....
View attachment 6225664

Ya know I should invent some spinoff of the famous Tickle-Me-Elmo toy called the Tickle-Me-Tomlinson in which a comically obese plush-patrick responds to any and all pokes and prods with either "NO CHILD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POKE ME, YOU ARE SIMPLY....INSANE" or some variation of "THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS OVER STALKER. ENJOY PRISON" or a random selection from his greatest quotes

Naturally, it would also serve as a fleshlight and would have special "PLEASE STOP" and "IT HURTS" and "NO CHILD YOU ARE NOT RAPING ME" voice lines whenever you touch his little plushy-prostate, so that stalkerchilds young and old can enjoy him
Click to expand...
Sometimes I'll read a Judge Holden post and forget who posted it partway through, only to be violently yanked back to reality by the last few lines.
 
  • Agree
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, ConSluttant, Father Dharmendra Rada and 18 others
Markorian said:
Sometimes I'll read a Judge Holden post and forget who posted it partway through, only to be violently yanked back to reality by the last few lines.
Click to expand...
Which is worse? @Judge Holden's bizarre sexual fantasies about a fat faggot with bitch tits from Wisconsin? Or @Fapcop's bizarre thirstposts about a skeletal BPD crack whore from Minessota?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: ConSluttant, Onni Kalsarikännit, AmateurComedicTaxidermist and 10 others
LurkTrawl said:
After trying to compare that shit to the picture I think I now know why asians have squinty eyes, it's from reading that shit.
Click to expand...
I'm going to be up late tonight trying to figure out if you're onto something
Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's about the percentage of the people in his city that have seen his micro penis on the news
Click to expand...
Sorry what? When the fuck was his dick on the news?
Tablet County said:
Which is worse? @Judge Holden's bizarre sexual fantasies about a fat faggot with bitch tits from Wisconsin? Or @Fapcop's bizarre thirstposts about a skeletal BPD crack whore from Minessota?
Click to expand...
I can't believe I'm saying this but Judge's are funnier. Plus he may be English, but at least he's not French.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • DRINK!
Reactions: ConSluttant, Procrastinhater, Judge Holden and 6 others
Macho Man's Rabbi said:
Sorry what? When the fuck was his dick on the news?
Click to expand...
I think that was the 2022 swatting. The news channels covering the "most swatted man in the world" had to blur out what he calls a penis because he doesn't wear anything under his robe. I think that was also when the female officer had to hogtie him when he attempted to throw hands (flail like a retard)
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: lrkr, Procrastinhater, Associate Rick and 4 others
948-11ef-bd92-9d96e6507043.png
I have never had any trouble sitting on things, Leslie-child. I have sat on and squashed many innocent and unsuspecting lizards, most of which you have never seen or heard anything about. I can defeat the Lizard King whenever I like. You are mentally ill, Leslie-child.
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Winner
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, mathpocket, Peep Plops and 22 others
Useful_Mistake said:
This is just in. Africa is pro-Trump Fascist stalker children continent.
View attachment 6222534

In other news, Patrick has canceled the end of the world. Everything's going to be alright.
View attachment 6222540

In other other news, Evil Trump is doing the crime of...bringing immigration...wait...isn't Pat pro immigration?
View attachment 6222543
Click to expand...
For awhile now I've had the idea of making a Patrick Tomlinson Doom WAD, this just makes me want to make it even more.
 
  • Winner
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Pohatu Nuva, bile demon, Procrastinhater and 8 others
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I think that was the 2022 swatting. The news channels covering the "most swatted man in the world" had to blur out what he calls a penis because he doesn't wear anything under his robe. I think that was also when the female officer had to hogtie him when he attempted to throw hands (flail like a retard)
Click to expand...
I remember him trying to pull a Reethan and punch the cop, but I didn't remember Rick Jr being visible in that video at all. Bless his heart
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Procrastinhater and An automatic clown
PS2 Nishiki said:
For awhile now I've had the idea of making a Patrick Tomlinson Doom WAD, this just makes me want to make it even more.
Click to expand...
I have a song parody ready for when Patrick gets banned on X again.
and no it's not this
I should mention that's not actually the lyrics, it's funny though.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Procrastinhater, An automatic clown, REGENDarySumanai and 2 others
Procrastinhater said:
How the fuck does this soy goblin think he could "immediately incapacitate" and "hold you immobile"?
:story:
Look at the man
View attachment 6050534
Assuming they're not intimidated by some of the most aggressively homosexual gym selfies a man has ever produced, what then?
View attachment 6050520
Pat is the most effeminate, soymilk fed pudding of man you're likely to come across, the fuck is he gonna do, sit on them like his wife sat on Pringle Can John's lap?

Why didn't you "immobilize" him Pat, you fat joke?
You sat with sad puppy eyes and let yourself get cucked and you didn't do shit.
View attachment 6050519
Legit bad ass.
Click to expand...

Everyone's a badass until they aren't.

Fake News Anchor said:
Libshits are physically incapable of not applauding the molestation and murder of White children. Don't get it twisted, she believes everything Fatrick does, she just hates him personally.
Click to expand...

Good reminder, one bad person doesn't make their enemy a good person.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Procrastinhater, Associate Rick, DiggieSmalls and 8 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back