Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%
  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%
  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%
  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%
  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%

  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
I love when they dox themselves.


Edit: Correction, this does not the appear to be the place because the application fees and pet fees are different. I return to the hunt...

Edit: Correction again, this IS the place: https://www.apartmentlist.com/fl/dunedin/promenade-at-edgewater

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Came across this while looking for that exchange I linked. Around the same time she mentioned the chronic yeast infection, she confessed to having had bedbugs and scabies at some point to justify her needing only new items

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The best part about this is you know she's too stupid (and too lazy) to wash any of her BRAND NEW NEVER WORN!!! clothing that she gets (or, well, imagines she gets). Getting some shit that has been sitting in a warehouse for 8 months is WAY dirtier and WAY worse to wear then some random shirt from some person (...who not only washes it, but likely washed it before giving it away).
 
"Sleeping on my friend's couch in my 40s... yeah, yeah... didn't see that one coming."

Is she serious?

Do nothing, act helpless, shackle yourself to an unemployable tard-rager who hit(s) you, expect everything to be handed to you, take advantage of literally everyone around you, act blameless, continue to do nothing, spend a lot of time making wishlists, neglect and abuse dozens and dozens of defenceless animals, fat around, blame everyone for your failures, beg shamelessly, smoke bushels of weed, eat yourself sick, wait for family to bail you out, continue to do nothing, contribute nothing, live in a land of make-believe, declare yourself an artist and renaissance women, act like the world and everyone in it owes you something, consider yourself a special case, act like you're above other people, be a huge bitch to everyone, fat around some more, depend on the kindness of internet strangers and then, plan to vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Yet she didn't see this coming.
So weird.
It's pretty common for people to look back at their life and think, "Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would." But most people are, for lack of a better word, normal, and usually catch on fairly early that goals and ambitions require a certain amount of planning and work to achieve. Sure, some people get a lucky break that sets them up for good, and some people flog themselves but get nowhere due to honest misjudgement or unforeseen circumstances. It happens. It really does.

But sitting on your arse for your entire life, smoking weed, always living beyond your means, expecting every single thing you want to be just handed to you and then completely destroying what is, and systematically burning every single person who's ever been naive and well meaning enough to help you... well, that's not going to get you anywhere except the gutter. If you hadn't trashed the "slum house" and even did a little of your own upkeep, you'd likely still be there. If you'd planned ahead and worked hard on La Casa, it'd still be a shithole, but at least you'd have a roof over your head while you worked on making it less shit. If you hadn't treated your family like disposable servants, you'd probably have been able to stay with your mum or nan for longer while you scraped up enough cash for a rental bond in Alabama. If you hadn't been a vile animal hoarder, there were multiple people willing to help you with things like vet bills and some basic supplies. Absolutely you wouldn't have much, but you'd have something.

If you smell shit everywhere you go, wipe your arse (and wash your hands).
 
Looks like all these things just happened to her and weren't directly caused by her poor decision making.
Also $100 to last a week isn't that dramatic when you're not paying bills. She just needs some groceries for 2 people, fuckin chill.
Have you seen the size of Pissa? $100 is probably what she eats in one sitting.
 
People come at her with real solutions and anecdotes about their problems.
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Amy comes in and commits blasphemy by suggesting she take advantage of her local church services.
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Pissa has no reply to this good advice, only ❤️ reactions.

And finally, there's the worst comment of them all... Some classist bitch has the GALL to suggest Pissa goes to the food bank?! Doesn't she know that food DOESN'T NOURISH THE SOUL???
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like a mole rat
Mole rats have given their lives to contribute valuable information to science, helping us understand how brains compensate under hypoxia. Polissa could never.

Because FAT.

Oh god. I can't tell if that's mustache or gum disease. It all just blends together. Bleurgh.
I can, much to my dismay. It's periodontal disease, and I'm pretty sure I can smell his fecund rotting breath. Someone should tell Polissa to put a couple rolls of dental floss on one of her wishlists. Then again, if he attempted to floss at this point, he'd probably spit a mouthful of teeth into the sink afterwards.

I was just wondering, did Josh actually attend The Ohio State University or is he just a fan of their football team?
What an adorable question. There's no way Joh attended any university or college, much less one of the most prestigious public universities in the country.
 
New apartment deposit e begging ($2665 goal).

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This is on top of the $10,000+ for everything else (plus the Walmart wishlist)

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Wow! Hilarious! I know of a program that will pay for people to get a van life rig that is used all set up for them but I’m not even going to talk about it here in any more detail because it’s from the kindness of strangers and polissa does not deserve to find out about it. They even pay for repairs and the van or rv or whatever but she wants luxury! She wants car insurance! (Lmao! Just kidding I know she needs that and it would be the ethical thing to do but there are so many people that can’t even afford the damn insurance or registration and are getting to work(don’t do that at home if you don’t have the ability to drive safely and legally you should take an Uber or walk or make whatever arrangement you need to make to not do that. lol all trying to be upper class with car insurance and shit!

But yeah she is so entitled and it’s very sickening. She could get all the way across America without money, (a crazy friend of mine did that and she asked everybody for an address to pay them back and ever single person said no it’s ok) if she would move her ass and get to a gas station or grocery store and be honest with people about what’s going on and they would help her. But she wants it delivered online via the comfort of her friends home. And it’s got to be easy and art and air conditioned and she’s going to learn real quick how to put some power back in her body and get up by her bootstraps, crisis incoming rapidly! If she gets put through the trials and tribulations of that she might have a chance of turning her entire being around.
 
Polissa for fuck's sake just grow up and get a job. Any job. The energy you already waste into your shitty art and crying in ClockApp would be best allocated into a paying job. Be a cashier, clean some floors, mow lawns, babysit. Fuck, can't Joh apply to be a garbage man or something? There is zero shame in honest work, while there is nothing to be proud about being married, fat and ugly and still sleeping in someone else's couch.
 
His coworkers might accidentally throw him into the back of the truck one day
He also doesn't have a license and has a criminal record.

As for the $100 for a week's worth of groceries, Pussa has posted receipts around that amount before and whined she was only able to get a couple of days worth of food. Of course you can't stretch your food money when half goes to soda.
 
Honestly, @Owls Owls Owls , that's a great suggestion. Because it's undesirable and physical labor, it actually pays pretty well (at least it does here - it pays better than being, say, a Veterinary Technician).

Only catch is that you typically need to have your driver's license to be a garbage man. At least here. Because you have to be eligible to train and receive a CDL for driving the massive truck around.
 
And finally if they are e-begging, why are they trying to rent a place that charges $150 in "admin fees"?
These days, it's difficult to find a property management company that doesn't, and independent landlords are becoming less and less common. Management companies catering to lower income tenants seem particularly likely to charge a ridiculous fee for whatever they can, either because they want the assurance of as much money as they can get up front or because they would prefer not to rent to the rabble. It really sucks for working poor people, but I have very little sympathy for Polissa and Joh in this situation. I'm sure a lot of us would like to make a fresh start in a new beachside city, but a poorly planned move is out of the financial reach of normal working people.

Polissa and Joh are going to be nickel and dimed beyond all reason in attempting this move. I'm very excited to watch them crash and burn.
 
These days, it's difficult to find a property management company that doesn't, and independent landlords are becoming less and less common. Management companies catering to lower income tenants seem particularly likely to charge a ridiculous fee for whatever they can, either because they want the assurance of as much money as they can get up front or because they would prefer not to rent to the rabble. It really sucks for working poor people, but I have very little sympathy for Polissa and Joh in this situation. I'm sure a lot of us would like to make a fresh start in a new beachside city, but a poorly planned move is out of the financial reach of normal working people.

Polissa and Joh are going to be nickel and dimed beyond all reason in attempting this move. I'm very excited to watch them crash and burn.
I get the reasoning for the admin fees. Poh and Joh would be better off doing some sort of room/house sharing situation, but that would take some actual effort on their part to find (and really no one besides crackheads would want the not so dynamic duo living with them) so of course they went immediately to the nicest place (probably one of the first Google results) even though there's no chance in hell they'd get it. Probably so they can both later whine and e-begging more about it, claiming the system is against them or some other tard bullshit.
 
Also $100 to last a week isn't that dramatic when you're not paying bills. She just needs some groceries for 2 people, fuckin chill.
Yeah, but her idea of "groceries" is a bunch of ultra-processed convenience and snack foods, plus soda, and she doesn't want anything else. Food bank staples, doctored with other foods from the dollar store, while limiting her supermarket purchases to essential ingredients? She would have no trouble making that $100 stretch, but, according to Polissa, it would kill her soul to do that.

ETA: Also, I notice that no assistance with the move is forthcoming from Josh's family. Nobody has even said, "Hey, Josh; come down and crash on my couch while you find a job, get established, and save some money toward getting a place of your own. I'll bet we can find you a cheaper place to rent, too. Polissa can join you once you're on better footing and have found a place."

That nobody's even doing that much is a big tell. They may not be averse to having Josh and Polissa move to Florida, but they sure as hell aren't going out of their way to help them make it happen. Of course, they know Josh better than anybody, and I'm sure Polissa has made quite an impression on them, LOL.
 
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