"Sleeping on my friend's couch in my 40s... yeah, yeah... didn't see that one coming."
Is she serious?
Do nothing, act helpless, shackle yourself to an unemployable tard-rager who hit(s) you, expect everything to be handed to you, take advantage of literally everyone around you, act blameless, continue to do nothing, spend a lot of time making wishlists, neglect and abuse dozens and dozens of defenceless animals, fat around, blame everyone for your failures, beg shamelessly, smoke bushels of weed, eat yourself sick, wait for family to bail you out, continue to do nothing, contribute nothing, live in a land of make-believe, declare yourself an artist and renaissance women, act like the world and everyone in it owes you something, consider yourself a special case, act like you're above other people, be a huge bitch to everyone, fat around some more, depend on the kindness of internet strangers and then, plan to vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Yet she didn't see this coming.
So weird.