Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[curbside2]

This Chris Bores video seem to have aged way better than expected:

Spoiler: archive

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Chris has always been a harmless weirdo. I’ve grown fond of him in recent years. Yeah, he has a few screws loose. But he doesn’t seem like the worst person. INB4 “muh plagiarism”. I don’t actually care.

 

[kurosawa]

Keemstar speaks about Ava on the Sidescrollers podcast

Night Media isn't repping Mr. Beta anymore?

Apparently yes. (A)
Archive of Yandex's cache from Night Media's site. Cache was from a week ago.

 

[Drip Torch]

Andrew Tate is now attacking MrBeast directly.

Who left the gate open for all the cows to get into one pasture?

 

[Super An Hero]

Kiwi Farms 41000, Trannies 0

TTD until the end.

 

[halphase]

I always got a bad feeling because he was so charitable, and so showy and flashy about it. Can't say anything bad about the guy who bought all those cataract surgeries for those people. Of course I'm hoping no other children were harmed, but if it turns out that Soyface Jimmy is Not Like Us, I will sadly not be surprised.
Jimmy Savile was also very well-known for his philanthropy.

What you said and hearing about Mr.Beast pet troon, who I've never heard of until recently, reminds me of Matthew 6: 1 from the bible:

Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.

Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 3But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth: 4That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.

So Jimmy Savile with his charity, Mr.Beast's pet troon and possibly Mr.Beast himself. These people are the logical conclusions when they flaunt "how charitable and good" they are when they're just as corrupt and evil as Satan's dark heart.

 

[Law]

Yeah, troons put no effort into anything anymore, even attempting to hide their kid diddling.

Yeah. There's been a massive decline in troon-voice. They also don't bother with corsets and padding anymore, but of course the fake boobs are still happening. Also watch out for a cool new gender signifier called "maverique", as the normies start recognizing patterns and asking questions.

 

[samuraicrack]

Keem is doing a Twitter Space about the Kris stuff at the moment:

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1yNGagowQXnxj

EDIT: Jake the Viking is essentially saying MrBeast didn’t say anything about Kris before because Kris has a ton of dirt on MrBeast and his brand. There’s also some apparent speculation that he increased his stake in MrBeast’s brand after his divorce went through.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Welp, if he's trying to be DigiBro, he got the four white guys simultaneously babbling over each other part right. Unlistenable.

That's a great point, it's very similar to Digibro in how you can just tell that he's gooning hard. Well, in Digi's case he made a point of telling you by becoming the little girl he wanted to diddle so it was 100% confirmed but it's still the exact same aura from how they carry themselves. I have no idea how people even manage to pretend that this is normal, I would just excuse myself from that clown show any way I can. I'm not going to help masturbate the weirdo.

I'm super cynical so I think Mr. Beast will keep him on the payroll, while "separated" and "stepping away", untill he sees how public opinion swings on trans. If there's a blip where it goes back to how things were in 2017 and people thought trans just meant turbo-gay and everyone felt bad for the poor oppressed men-in-tights, then he has a trans he can trot out for videos. If the TERFs win and everyone realizes that autogynephilia is a fetish and that changing sex is impossible, then he can axe him completely to show what a good guy he is, all while saying that he never supported him and he always suspected.

I don't think there'll be any grand plan involved, and I think that the alphabet people ship's already long sailed. Jimmy isn't stupid, and he has people behind his ventures who know the way the wind is blowing. If he keeps him on the payroll it'll be either hush money, covering for a friend, or both at the same time.

Secret third option: he does a detrans arc. Could also lead to a bonus round of finding Jesus and doing the right-wing podcast circle-grift.

I wish I had a larger to give you.

EDIT: Jake the Viking is essentially saying MrBeast didn’t say anything about Kris before because Kris has a ton of dirt on MrBeast and his brand. There’s also some apparent speculation that he increased his stake in MrBeast’s brand after his divorce went through.

Idk how much this stuff can be trusted given it's coming from Keem and a dude who was not on good terms with Jimmy. Could be true, could be absolute vulture shit because taking down the tranny is so small compared to sticking it to MrBeast. Those people would achieve legend status if he helped undo that entire brand, and I fear that they're gunning for it.

 

[PhoBingas]

Still a bit weird fence sitting from Muta here. What Chris says is a flat out lie. There are no people encouraging real-life activity or cowtipping, those who do get warned and eventually threadbanned. Probably has KWF mixed up with doxbin or something.

The mutt's lying about grooming kids, you can't expect any honesty from these "people".

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Chris has always been a harmless weirdo. I’ve grown fond of him in recent years. Yeah, he has a few screws loose. But he doesn’t seem like the worst person. INB4 “muh plagiarism”. I don’t actually care.

I honestly like his current content much more than what AVGN has been up to.

 

[kiwirevolving]

well, i guess that's that?

i don't expect mr faggot to respond to this since people got what they wanted (mostly), which is for kris to fuck off

couple with the dr disrespect drama, i'm shocked to see how some people try to play down talking inappropriately with minors

especially when the person talking to the minor is fucking married and with a little kid

 

['Ole Dente]

I find that highly unlikely. Sure, PR moves like that happen. But that's usually with people that own something others want, are usefull or know too much. What was his role in the Mr Beast videos? I don't watch them, so as far as I know he's the token transexual of the group now.

Chris Tyson started the channel with Jimmy. He’s the co-host, he’s been in or been involved in the production of most of the videos. Regardless of whether there is legally binding documents stating co-ownership or not, if push comes to shove, the threat of legal action after a firing is very possible and real with that much potential money in play. Chris has invested 12 years into the company and the settlement from seeking additional payment would be pretty massive. That and, well…..tranny. The court of public opinion would destroy Jimmy and make a big dip in his earning potential, it can also become a discrimination case which will throw more money on top of the aforementioned settlement. It’s easier and more financially viable to run a PR op and bring him back in a year with a diminished role.

Plus, what would be more benefitial for Jimmy? To cut ties with him completely? Or to keep him close and hire him back when the heat drops?

The latter, yeah. For reasons stated above, it costs the company too much money to outright disassociate.

There's also the point that the SunnyV2 made way back, showcasing how Jimmy Beast is clearly uncomfortable around Tyson.

If he is, he can’t say he is. It’ll be misconstrued as transphobia which will turn into a media shitstorm and hurt his company. He can’t tell Chris or that’ll be a weapon used against him in the future, how Jimmy “was always transphobic and only supported me in public.”

Jimmy is in a very complicated situation. This is being handled really, really expertly and I’m impressed. This is probably the best he can do at the moment until these allegations prove undeniably without a shadow of a doubt to be true to the public and objectively in terms of potential court proceedings. Then and only then can he completely shitcan him and not worry too much about consequences.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

couple with the dr disrespect drama, i'm shocked to see how some people try to play down talking at all with minors

Ftfy

 

[PhoBingas]

What about the Kris Burger? The company isn't going to be happy about that. Could that somehow affect the lawsuit against Mr. Beast?

I always thought the mister beast burger wasn't actually associated with them anymore, and that's why Jimmy moved onto chocolate bars and shit.

 

[Super An Hero]

EDIT: Jake the Viking is essentially saying MrBeast didn’t say anything about Kris before because Kris has a ton of dirt on MrBeast and his brand. There’s also some apparent speculation that he increased his stake in MrBeast’s brand after his divorce went through.

This was suspected. It's nice to confirm that Jimmy is being blackmailed. Chris is gonna leak everything scorched earth soon. There's no way he won't try to take Jimmy down with him.

I wonder what Jimmy needed to hide that made it worth keeping on a liability. It's anything from muh transphobia to covered up crimes.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

lol Wow.. This all happened rather quickly. Fun to read.

>uses Kiwi farms as a source
Maybe you could NOT use a racist bigoted nazi website as a source? They are the worst people on the internet and have a kill count for all the heckin' valid people they kill.
Maybe use a better source next time.

Kiwi Farms - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I see that effort was made to reassert the correct narrative and tone. lol
At one point months ago, that article was a lot more neutral sounding, with a lot less speculation, moral whining and hearsay claims. Clearly people came along and "fixed" it once again. No surprise.

 

[RarestRareFormRare]

Night Media isn't repping Mr. Beta anymore?

Apparently yes. (A)
Archive of Yandex's cache from Night Media's site. Cache was from a week ago.

I believe Mr.Beast fired night media awhile ago and does his own management independently now

 

[Law]

Kris has a ton of dirt on MrBeast and his brand

I don't think Mr. Beast is a pedo cause honestly he doesn't seem the type (but I'm probably wrong). I think the dirt is more likely to be something like financial mismanagement, kickbacks, something with money.
I know, I know, the only real statistically significant attribute when it comes to a person being a pedophile is "this person was born with a penis". But Jimmy doesn't have the brashness, or the risk-taking edginess, that Dr. Disrespect and Chris exhibited. He's loud and obnoxious, but he's also formulaic and safe. He might cover up other men's behavior to protect his brand, but he won't engage in the behavior himself.

 

[Colon capital V]

If you want your blood to boil harder, never forget this guy had a child, a son. And because he decided to air out his lolicon, coom addiction in the open for all to see, on top of following a pedo artist, on top of grooming potentially others, AND having embarrassing nude shit like what @Neil posted, his kid's life is FUCKED if other kids from around his area find out his tranny faggot father was caught being a pedo faggot coomer whoring himself out to other coomers and being a nonce who tried to groom others. I pray to both Allah and Christ for Katie and her kid that when he gets older the kids around him won't be so harsh when they find Chris's old nude posts and groomer messages and use it to bully him.
Chris if you're reading this (and I know you are seeing as you let Muta know in DMs after he exposed Keffals; another tranny pedo btw), just know you 100% will cause this for your kid, and no amount of cash money will EVER scrub the fact you just set up a terrible childhood for him when people finally get to know more about his family.
You better pray he falls into obscurity or gets a new identity so as not to be associated with a subhuman cretin such as yourself, otherwise you better hope you ACK before your own son does nigger.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Chris, i know you read the thread but commit a 41% please

The only good pedo is a dead one. You will not be missed.