Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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This guy thought he proved something, lol. No amount of filters can hide his manish build and face:
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Every time I see shit like this, I hear John McEnroe’s voice reverberating in my head.
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You can’t be serious, man! You CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!

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And *nothing* screams “beautiful, feminine woman” more than five o’clock shadow all over your rocky-ass face. Good going, bro.
 
With respect to the about face on pronouns pronouncements, I'm okay with "read the room" as long as people don't start calling me "sir" because I'm not putting effort into my femininity every single second. Calling a pooner "sir" in the most smarmy way possible while they're wearing their little septum ring above a fuzzy upper lip? I can cope with that.
I used to go to a convention where sometimes the event organizers would ask the participants for pronouns. Any pronouns were acceptable, but one answer that they would never, ever accept was "any pronouns" or "I'm fine with anything." They would hector you to commit to a set of pronouns with 20 sets of eyes on you, demanding you to give your pronouns... I hadn't quite peaked back then, but even if I had I seriously doubt that I could stand up to the social pressure and just refuse or walk out. It's not easy to stand up to that kind of pressure.
If they were really just trying to make people feel comfortable then they would be happy to accept people who didn't care about their pronouns. When the boomer says "you can use whatever you like for me" then they would just move on instead of bringing things to a screeching halt to scold him.
But it was never about making people feel comfortable, it was about making you take part in their cult. Don't play along with this if you can avoid it, it just empowers them.
 
Every time I see shit like this, I hear John McEnroe’s voice reverberating in my head.
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You can’t be serious, man! You CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!

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And *nothing* screams “beautiful, feminine woman” more than five o’clock shadow all over your rocky-ass face. Good going, bro.
There’s definitely an interesting study to be done on perceptions of femininity among troons. I mean, you don’t post something like this unless you believe it. And there was that detransitioner who convinced himself that Contrapoints and PhilosophyTube passed. Are these people just faceblind, or have they conditioned themselves by spending too much time in the hugbox?
 
Are these people just faceblind, or have they conditioned themselves by spending too much time in the hugbox?

It's probably both. I imagine it's something like how people who are constantly around other fat people forget how fat they all are. If troons are constantly looking at other lantern-jawed men, maybe their brains just stop noticing the lantern jaws after a while.

I think a lot of them also have a type of autism that goes beyond faceblindness and involves an inaccurate rule-based schema around sex differentiation. Their autist brains are designed to focus on train engines and not fuzzy human faces and bodies, so they set up and follow a simple schema of "long hair + dress + make up = female" and then assume that other people's brains work like that as well. Which is why the extremely autistic ones are genuinely baffled when random people can still tell that they are men, even though they're wearing a dress and lipstick.
 
He probably wanted to play with his mom's make-up, got scolded, threw a temper tantrum and in his tard rage ate a bunch of vitamins or something.
Pretty much what I was picturing, but ...
First thought -- There's no way a seven year old threw a tantrum about "wanting to transition" as such.
Second thought -- A public school teacher involved.
 
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I want to scream right now

I called a homeless shelter and said

“I think I might go homeless because I’m having trouble paying rent. I have a cat and am a transgender woman, so I’m uncomfortable living with men. I don’t know what to do”

“You a transgender? Hold on ima transfer you to the male shelter”

And I hung up instantly and teared up a little. I hate this shit…

Does anyone know about resources that can help me? I live in Fort Worth Texas right now.

In a now-deleted post, ""she"" reveals that ""she"" was also recently misgendered by a non-passing pooner:
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Just need to vent​

Dysphoria ⚠️

Went to a friends birthday at the bar… and had to deal with some heavy dysphoria. It didn’t come out of nowhere, but trigger warning because this could make you feel dysphoric as well.
At the start of the night I was talking to the birthday girl, who is extremely supportive. She will fight someone that misgenders me, and I love her for that. But she decided to tell me that she would date a trans man because they aren’t biological men, and wouldn’t date a trans woman because they are biological men. Because “biological men” suck she says.

I swear to fucking god. I do NOT want to be seen as a “biological man who is a woman inside” look, I know I have male sex chromosomes. But that deeply pains me. It feels like a living tragedy. I just want to be seen as the girl that I am. She said that she doesn’t see me as a “biological man”, I guess she said that because she read my vibes when she told me that. I brush this off, it’s whatever. Like I barely recover from it without going down a dysphoric spiral.

I ask her who’s coming with us to the bar. She said Sam, a trans man is coming. Later in the night, the only time he references me, he calls me “he”. He’s not nearly passing either, and not on hrt. He doesn’t correct himself either. Usually this wouldn’t hurt too much, just the usual sting. But because of what I dealt with earlier those thoughts resurfaced and I started spiraling the last hour of the night.
I fucking hate this. I cannot handle this shit. I hate existing in public spaces because even if people are being courteous to me, it feels like they don’t see me as a woman. I almost started crying, barely holding it back. I didn’t bring up the details of why I’m feeling dysphoric to my friends because I didn’t want her to blame herself and feel bad on her birthday.

After a while it’s like…. Ugh it’s ok. I just have to stay strong. I’m only 14 weeks on hrt. But this phase of transitioning FUCKING SUCKS EUSIEJFKSOAOAHFIDOIF ;-;

After seeing myself in the mirror when I got home though it made me feel slightly better. My transition is going well and I’m pretty and femme regardless of not passing

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Because I feel retarded for not archiving the post/saving the full-size image before it was deleted:
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My TERF neighbour let me in on a little secret the other day.

She works with a TIM… one of the barely any effort, full stubble types. The uniforms are pretty unisex.

Her favorite method of torture is to call him He.

When the TIM gets upset, she says “oops! I forgot you’re MTF, not FTM.”

So she’s constantly mis-gendering him, but if he complains she comes off as looking like she’s trying to gender him properly, and people point out that she is “perceiving him as female” so he shouldn’t be too upset… and he gets the dysphoria of being called Him. Every day.

She says no one at work has any patience for his antics. So all interactions are just careful enough to not end up with an HR complaint, while everyone is basically gaslighting him into shutting up until he quits.

I admire her pettiness.
 
Tim Curry is probably spinning in his grave.

I wonder how “problematic” The Rocky Horror Picture Show is by today’s standards?
Terribly so. Despite his glamour, self-confidence, and shameless rizz, Dr. Frank-n-Furter would not meet the cut because he's too secure in his freakiness. The name alone would get troons protesting.
Oh man, I'm so sad. He was such a a great, fun actor.

With respect to the about face on pronouns pronouncements, I'm okay with "read the room" as long as people don't start calling me "sir" because I'm not putting effort into my femininity every single second. Calling a pooner "sir" in the most smarmy way possible while they're wearing their little septum ring above a fuzzy upper lip? I can cope with that.
Even if someone did call me sir, I'd probably be like "lol so you say" and move on with my life. I wouldn't bother inventorying why they might have done that, or fuss over how to prevent it from happening in the future - they're wrong, simple as. Misgendering troons sticks on their minds because it's the truth, and they hate it when other people disrupt their immersion in their gender fantasy by reminding them of reality, however unintentionally. And OFC it double-triple bugs them if you are busting their chops by asking for pronouns or repeatedly calling them "my esteemed colleague" or some other turn of phrase. It disrupts their fantasy that the normies cannot tell.
My kid is preschool-aged, and last week at her Planned Activity, an older child approached us and asked my kid's pronouns because, I'm guessing, she was wearing a dinosaur shirt (and hot pink shoes, but whatever). I was baffled. I sputtered out "uh, she's a her" because my kid has no idea what pronouns are. I would say "yeah, but next time!" but I honestly have no clue how to reply to these woke-ass children. Sorry OT but every time I start thinking the tide is turning the right direction, something like this happens.
hard to know in the moment, and IRL one is usually a little more reserved than they'd be on the Kiwi (pseudonymous forums do that to people.) And ofc one should be a little more gentle with kids, cause they are in a stage of development where it's plausible to them that gender is changeable.
I'd like to think I'd say something like. "She's a girl, just like last week, she will be next week, and forever."
I do want the trans propaganda out of schools. American kids are already behind on math and reading, schools aggressively cut gym class, music and art instruction so they can "teach to the test", American schools have all but given up on teaching kids *any* foreign language to any degree of competency, most students are a year or more behind because of COVID Zoom School, since when did they have time enough to put a bunch of troon content into the Health Class curriculum?
 
My TERF neighbour let me in on a little secret the other day.

She works with a TIM… one of the barely any effort, full stubble types. The uniforms are pretty unisex.

Her favorite method of torture is to call him He.

When the TIM gets upset, she says “oops! I forgot you’re MTF, not FTM.”

So she’s constantly mis-gendering him, but if he complains she comes off as looking like she’s trying to gender him properly, and people point out that she is “perceiving him as female” so he shouldn’t be too upset… and he gets the dysphoria of being called Him. Every day.

She says no one at work has any patience for his antics. So all interactions are just careful enough to not end up with an HR complaint, while everyone is basically gaslighting him into shutting up until he quits.

I admire her pettiness.
Using their preferred pronouns very sarcastically is great too
 
teach to the test
That was the 90s. Now testing is racist.
Serious though, the rollout of new standards was not smooth and there was a lot of procrastination with rolling out new assessments. Then COVID happened and there was little to no testing at all. Most of the "new" standards happened before St. Floyd and the troons, so while the standards are too retarded for some they are not absolutely impregnated with wokeshit. All that to say that parents should actually be demanding that teachers "teach to the test" as a means of keeping teachers focused on learning. Pity about electives, I feel that very much, but look for schools with CTE classes or academies within the school.
Also, beware of student teachers. The universities no longer push their familiarity with standards but rather, wokeshit. Many of them are fine and just trying to get their credential but unfortunately the bulk of their university learning is on CRT like concepts. Skills now are completely the purview of tired veteran teachers who have to say, "Um no, you still have to class rules and post grades."
 
But that deeply pains me.
That's such an awful thing to say. This man's pain threshold is really shallow. He just got "misgendered." It's not like he was beaten up for being a freak. His "pain" can't possibly be as bad as disabled people's pain or sick people's pain or poverty pain or actual pain from an actual sex-based disease. These pathetic losers with their "pain" need to fix their massive egos. That's where their real pain is coming from, the denial that they are imperfect beings.
P.S. Someone needs to have a heart to heart with that shallow troon (redundant?) and frankly tell him he won't ever "pass" because he's a man.
 
That's such an awful thing to say. This man's pain threshold is really shallow. He just got "misgendered." It's not like he was beaten up for being a freak. His "pain" can't possibly be as bad as disabled people's pain or sick people's pain or poverty pain or actual pain from an actual sex-based disease. These pathetic losers with their "pain" need to fix their massive egos. That's where their real pain is coming from, the denial that they are imperfect beings.
P.S. Someone needs to have a heart to heart with that shallow troon (redundant?) and frankly tell him he won't ever "pass" because he's a man.
It’s because according to them they are only a “he” or two away from committing suicide.

On a related note, is it possible anywhere to be legally liable for a suicide if one is specifically named as a factor for the suicide in a suicide note?

I am guessing probably not, but clown world is upon us.
 
Attempted suicide at age seven?
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>I attempted suicide as a small child at around age 7 because I could not transition.

I wonder what really happened.
It's not believable, coming from a troon. Bet the troon got caught by a parent trying on an older sister's underwear or some shit, then got punished for it. Then maybe he responded in same way an upset older sister would respond when she gets in trouble, by shouting shit like "You're grounding me? I'm going kill myself," except the dumb troon ran to the bathroom and ate a bunch of aspirin.
 
In a now-deleted post, ""she"" reveals that ""she"" was also recently misgendered by a non-passing pooner:
All troons need to realise that people are always going to see them as their true sex. Even the wokest of the woke. But I suppose that admitting and accepting that raises dangerous questions, like, “If you can deal with that, can’t you deal with not being a woman?”
Even if someone did call me sir, I'd probably be like "lol so you say" and move on with my life. I wouldn't bother inventorying why they might have done that, or fuss over how to prevent it from happening in the future - they're wrong, simple as. Misgendering troons sticks on their minds because it's the truth, and they hate it when other people disrupt their immersion in their gender fantasy by reminding them of reality, however unintentionally. And OFC it double-triple bugs them if you are busting their chops by asking for pronouns or repeatedly calling them "my esteemed colleague" or some other turn of phrase. It disrupts their fantasy that the normies cannot tell.
It’s hilarious when trannies suggest misgendering cis people. If someone called me “ma’am,” I’d know they’re bullshitting. There is no doubt about my gender. In which case, the question becomes either, “So deliberately misgendering people is okay?” or “So are you saying there’s something wrong with being a woman?”
It's not believable, coming from a troon. Bet the troon got caught by a parent trying on an older sister's underwear or some shit, then got punished for it. Then maybe he responded in same way an upset older sister would respond when she gets in trouble, by shouting shit like "You're grounding me? I'm going kill myself," except the dumb troon ran to the bathroom and ate a bunch of aspirin.
I think it’s probably a whole-cloth lie. In a world of histrionic attention-seekers, you have to go big with your lies.
 
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