Orbiter đź‡¬đź‡§ Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

Also why was I the one doxed? I just recap Cog's show and make fan content!
Cog might be a Bri*ish cuck with curry Aids, but he's an Olympic level petty bitch. I bet he would want this entire thread doxed for the crime of posting cogtent he TOTALLY doesn't read.

A very special lurker is gifted one of these subs.
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Speaking of, Butthole Tiger probably came back to donate out of fear that Cog would dox his gym.
 
Cog might be a Bri*ish cuck with curry Aids, but he's an Olympic level petty bitch. I bet he would want this entire thread doxed for the crime of posting cogtent he TOTALLY doesn't read.
It's funny that he claimed to have just been made aware of the recaps I post here when he was constantly referencing them just a few weeks ago. This is why I write it all down!
 
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Cog will start calling out tranny pedophiles as soon as it is profitable to do so. IMG_2919.jpeg
 
It's funny that he claimed to have just been made aware of the recaps I post here when he was constantly referencing them just a few weeks ago. This is why I write it all down!
Another lie. He has admitted to reading Kiwi Farms as far back as February. He even cited the current page number.
 
At least he actually made the tinfoil hat! I was sure he'd forget about it like most of his other goals.

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This is as far as he got with the Robocog helmet, isn't it?
He toyed with the idea of making the RoboCog helmet out of foil and killing two goals with one stone, but that would probably still be too much effort.

I am taking a Cog Break today, but still checking the stream every now and then. It's not looking so good.
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Another epic Ralph parody has been posted. Starting to feel like this goal was just an excuse to post his meals.
That looks fucking disgusting.
I tried "Indian-Mexican" fusion food once, it was surprisingly good. Why can't this loser put effort into anything?
 
That looks fucking disgusting.
I tried "Indian-Mexican" fusion food once, it was surprisingly good. Why can't this loser put effort into anything?
Remember, it's bad ON PURPOSE to OWN RALPH.

It's such an absurd bit. He clearly already eats this tier of slop regularly, so it's basically indistinguishable from your average Cog post.
 
Why do cows hate free advertising? I'm sure there are a few feeders that read KF, there is a whole board dedicated to deathfats.
 
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I wonder if he calls every show "huge" because they're really long. Or is it because he will be wearing a tinfoil hat?
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Another epic Ralph parody has been posted. Starting to feel like this goal was just an excuse to post his meals.
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That’s food? It looks like chemicals extruded and mixed with water. Taco Bell looks more appetizing. The Cogtent ain’t looking good.
 
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