Skibidi Toilet - Skibidi wap-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

[Jaws Of Hell]

No. Nope. This is a joke. It's a joke. Has to be. There is no way. What the fuck would it even look like? Imagine that ugly ass irish guy that's being shilled as the new hollywood heartthrob, with his head sticking out of a CG toilet with explosions happening all around him and lens flare, and he starts giving a heartfelt speech about how the toilets and the objectheads can be friends or something.

The dialog would go like this:

 

[break these cuffs]

Pack it in.

 

[TV's Adam West]

KINO IS BACK

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Yes, really.
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Well God has clearly abandoned us. I'm looking forward to Yellowstone exploding now.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The 9/11 of movies

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Stephen Colbert already beat them to it.

 

[Telephone]

I mean, congratulations to the author? From a gmod shitpost video into a movie. Zoomer brainrot aside, that's some accomplishment right there.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

WTF is this timeline?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Yes, really.
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I am picturing it now, 100 billion brocolli haircuts in suits showing up to watch the skibidi toilet movie premiere.

It's going to be a repeat of the Minions premiere in suits meme

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I watched a couple of this, on the one hand this is fucking zoomer brainrot, on the other, this legit is more entertaining that hollywood slop, I almost wanted to cheer for the cameramen at the end

 

[Gish]

I for one cannot wait for all the pseudo-intellectual video essays about how Skibidi Toilet: the movie is secretly about late stage capitalism and realistic depictions of panic attacks.

 

[sassblassted]

Michael Bay watching hours upon hours of Skibidi toilet in a desperate attempt to make any semblance of cohesive storyline

 

[Wash away the rain]

This is gonna be bad mainly because the appeal of the toilet videos was that it was a small project that told an interesting story with visual story telling, Hollywood isn’t going to do that especially michel bay they will cock it up by having the characters have dialogue that will probably be Uber generic survival movie shit. This makes the movie a failure from every angle because it’s gonna be shit no matter if you are a fan of the series or hate it because zoomer bad.

 

[McMitch]

told an interesting story with visual story telling

Maybe it’s because I’m an old man, but fucking what?

 

[King Dong]

Reality truly is stranger than fiction.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Me in the theater after watching a bunch of zoomers sing “Skibi-Skibid yes yes yes” in harmony as the dad next to me blows a .45 through his skull

 

[Finger Pistols]

I for one cannot wait for all the pseudo-intellectual video essays about how Skibidi Toilet: the movie is secretly about late stage capitalism and realistic depictions of panic attacks.

This is going to be real and not AI LMAO

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I am at my fucking limit

 

[thhrang]

Do they have to pay Valve? Because all of the Skibidi Toilet characters are literally just Half-Life 2 NPCs with funny Garry's Mod faces.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Maybe it’s because I’m an old man, but fucking what?

The overarching story of the series isn’t explained by any character most of the characters are mute or just repeat a song, so most of the story about the war between the factions of toilet and camera men are explained visually. (A quick summary is that toilet heads took over the world like a zombie apocalypse but if the zombies were smart, after the humans were wiped out or went into hiding a new faction showed up the camera heads who now wage war against the toilet heads, the rest of the series shows the push and pull of the two coming up with weapons and counter weapons to eachother.)