Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Terfatron]

Have no fear! Mother in law is here!

The passive aggressive is off the charts!
I thinks she's my new favorite character in the pissa extended universe.


Also cats. Apartment has a two animal limit.
How's that gonna go.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

The passive aggressive is off the charts!
I thinks she's my new favorite character in the pissa extended universe.


Also cats. Apartment has a two animal limit.
How's that gonna go.

Puhpuh has already ditched the "cat mom" e-begging and literally abandoned her pets to a broken down barn on Meemaw's land. She doesn't care about animals unless they bring in grift bux.

 

[Simpers]

The Florida move has to be pure fantasy, there’s no way in hell they can afford it. They could easily knock $500+ off that rent by being farther away from the beach but I guess they “need” to be that close for Piss to hawk her wares on Pier 60, where people go to eat $25 shrimp poboys not buy $25 piece of shit fans.

No wonder the SIL is trying to ward them off. They’re doing this because they smell a chance to grift. They’re like buzzards circling Joh’s family, scenting the grief over his brother’s death and salivating to take advantage of it. Sick.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

wonder what sort of stuff might come up on a credit check or background check for renting an apartment to these two. while not everywhere does it, it's pretty common to do one or both in my experience when entering a lease for a new place that isn't month to month or desperate for tenants.

Even the most desperate, shady slumlord will take one look at our intrepid couple and require both, hoping for an easy reason to refuse to rent to them. All of those little fees are going to add up fast, and often, they aren't refunded even if the property management company or landlord chooses not to approve the application for some reason. This is actually a huge problem for the working poor, many of whom cannot afford to even look for better housing without serious planning and sacrifice because of all of the charges associated with applying to rent. For the unworking poor subjects of this thread, a spontaneous out-of-state relocation is ludicrous, the kind of magical thinking bullshit that anyone with a half-functioning brain would know was doomed from the outset. A child would understand that this plan, such as it is, isn't going to work.

This move really has the potential to ruin Polissa and Joh's already unenviable lives. I am sure that they both believe that it's worth taking a chance because things can't get worse, but they absolutely can...and will.

Also cats. Apartment has a two animal limit.
How's that gonna go.

Somehow, I don't think that the cats are going to factor into this decision at all. They have been abandoned to their fate. I expect that Polissa will make tearful videos about how no help came and it's someone else's fault the cats had to be left behind.

Honestly, at this point, I wouldn't be upset to see some ween from TikTok get animal control or the local humane society involved. I know we don't interfere with our subjects, but the cats didn't choose to live this way. They deserve so much better, and since most of them are intact, the problem is likely to get worse and worse. Hopefully, a neighbor takes issue with the rapidly expanding feral colony and does the right thing. I do worry that someone will decide shooting or poisoning them is more expedient than contacting a rescue or other agency for help.

 

[Terfatron]

Puhpuh has already ditched the "cat mom" e-begging and literally abandoned her pets to a broken down barn on Meemaw's land. She doesn't care about animals unless they bring in grift bux.

Yeah, that I know but will she able to stop her animal hoarding habits just because she lives in a apartamanet?
"Just one more cat... OOOOOPS, here come the kittens"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The only pet that Polissa actually gives half a shit about is Dobby. She took him with her to the friend's house and to that hotel when their power was out after the tornado, and she actively hid him to keep Josh from taking him when he left in December. As long as she has Dobby, she's "good."

Polly commented on Deb's post



She also talked about Joh's diabetes and health insurance situation



He was diagnosed over a decade ago if I remember correctly. Although I think this is the first time that she has confirmed that it was indeed Type 2. That was definitely an in-thread debate at one point.

And re: living with her mother...



Yep, she definitely did something that got her banned from couch surfing at Mamaw's.

 

[glass_houses]

Yep, she definitely did something that got her banned from couch surfing at Mamaw's.

Wait, doesn't Robin have her own gunya? That's been hoarded out?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

I think I'd hand-dye the fans with natural dyes. And hand-dye similar stuff. You can put some hand-painted flowers and stuff on the borders of your most expensive ones. A lot of people get agitated about artificial paints and dyes, and artificial materials, and this is something you can't reliably source on Temu or similar.

It would also work with this "nature witch" aesthetic she wants. The cost per unit to her would go down and she could produce more, more quickly.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

Give up entirely and get a job at Walmart so I didn't starve.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

Lie down in traffic?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Wait, doesn't Robin have her own gunya? That's been hoarded out?

Apparently. Previously, it was just Polissa's aunt who was living with Meemaw, and Robin lived in another trailer on the same property.

Given the way things usually work out for hoarders, she's probably filled that trailer with crap, only to need some sort of major repair done to the trailer in order to keep it somewhat liveable. But since that can't be done because the hoard is in the way and she doesn't have the werewithal to clean it up—not even to clear a path for a tradesman to gain access to whatever needs fixing—she's moved in with Meemaw, and will start hoarding out her house unless Meemaw puts her foot down and tells Robin to either clean up her act or go live with Polissa.

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

Get another call center gig, where she can sit on her fat ass every day and actually earn a living.

(LOL ninja'ed by @everybody in Portugal)

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Give up entirely and get a job at Walmart so I didn't starve.

Wouldn't she lose disability that way? And then she'd get fired two weeks later because she's awful.

Maybe a part time job at Walmart; Not sure how many hours she's "allowed" to work.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Wouldn't she lose disability that way? And then she'd get fired two weeks later because she's awful.

Probably, yes. And absolutely yes. And I am so here for it!

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Lol, she couldn't afford $300/month for her shitshack, how's she gonna afford almost $1400? She probably won't even be able to afford (or maybe even get) the required renter's insurance.

Even beyond the income requirement (which they wouldn't pass anyway) there's no way they're gonna pass the credit/background check. Neither have bank accounts and are constantly late on payments.

Did Joh ever have anything happen with the DV charges? If so, that's a huge red flag there.

And finally if they are e-begging, why are they trying to rent a place that charges $150 in "admin fees"?

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

Po' needs to step up her grifting game. Several years ago (I guess decades now), there was a beggar who would sit in her wheelchair with her tin cup out at Bay and Bloor in Toronto. They called her "The Shaky Lady". Many people would drop some coins in her cup as they went to and from work everyday because they felt bad for this elderly and seemingly severely handicapped woman begging to survive. Anyway, YEARS later a journalist for the Sun followed her home in the hopes of getting a big heartstring-tugging story for the paper about her. They watched her stash her wheelchair in an alley, and get into a car with a hired driver. They followed the car, and it took her to one of the really nice luxury high-rise condos in the downtown corridor. I don't know if this was the same day or another day (I think it was much later), they came back with a cameraman to knock on her unit door. She opened the door, and they could see a large screen tv and various other luxuries - then they ran for their lives because bitch charged at them with a cane or something and almost beat the shit out of them. She packed up, sold the condo, and disappeared very shortly after that. I don't remember what her real name was. I'm sure she comes up if you search for "Shaky Lady Toronto".

Come on, Po'! Your level of creativity for paintings absolutely blows. Try branching out into other forms of 'art'. Get creative!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

As much as I'm loath to suggest it, it's Only Fans time.

(I'm sorry.)

 

[ZB927]

And then she'd get fired two weeks later because she's awful.

Oh totally!!!

Career office schlub here! We would have weeded her out pretty early on. Even with the current staffing shortages, we middle-aged career bitches don't suffer chronic complainers or outright attention whores gladly, especially when coupled with the absolute laziness that we know Chelsea possesses. We (almost unintentionally) would make things so awful and awkward that someone like Chelsea wouldn't last very long. She would quit in a huff before we even got to know her well enough to find out about her SM. Even large offices have a way of herding out the weak links.

I posted this like a year ago on the Chelsea thread () but you can just imagine Polissa instead of Chelsea.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

I think I'd hand-dye the fans with natural dyes. And hand-dye similar stuff. You can put some hand-painted flowers and stuff on the borders of your most expensive ones. A lot of people get agitated about artificial paints and dyes, and artificial materials, and this is something you can't reliably source on Temu or similar.

It would also work with this "nature witch" aesthetic she wants. The cost per unit to her would go down and she could produce more, more quickly.

I would try to find a job in someone else's clearly-sucessfull stall, and ask to be given a corner to hawk my shitty fans.

I know nothing about the stuff that happens at the pier where she wants to sell her stuff so I don't know if this is even possible. But I would prioritize some sort of fixed income, even if it's only $100 a day, before trying to depend on the shitty fans alone.

 

[FatalTater]

Po' needs to step up her grifting game. Several years ago (I guess decades now), there was a beggar who would sit in her wheelchair with her tin cup out at Bay and Bloor in Toronto. They called her "The Shaky Lady". Many people would drop some coins in her cup as they went to and from work everyday because they felt bad for this elderly and seemingly severely handicapped woman begging to survive. Anyway, YEARS later a journalist for the Sun followed her home in the hopes of getting a big heartstring-tugging story for the paper about her. They watched her stash her wheelchair in an alley, and get into a car with a hired driver. They followed the car, and it took her to one of the really nice luxury high-rise condos in the downtown corridor. I don't know if this was the same day or another day (I think it was much later), they came back with a cameraman to knock on her unit door. She opened the door, and they could see a large screen tv and various other luxuries - then they ran for their lives because bitch charged at them with a cane or something and almost beat the shit out of them. She packed up, sold the condo, and disappeared very shortly after that. I don't remember what her real name was. I'm sure she comes up if you search for "Shaky Lady Toronto".

I think every town on Earth has a story like this, it's used as a cautionary tale for the gullible who like to give money to panhandlers.
(Ever notice that the grifter has always cleared out by the time the story is told? With no trace or way to prove or disprove?)
Not saying it doesn't happen, but I will say that there are a lot of bitter people in this world who can't bear to see a stranger be helped.

On the other hand, we have Joh and Polissa. Plenty of evidence that they have nothing and it's their own faults. Wasteful, lethargic, angry, filthy greedy creatures is what they are, and there's plenty to point at to say, this is why we do not give those two any money.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Yeah, that I know but will she able to stop her animal hoarding habits just because she lives in a apartamanet?
"Just one more cat... OOOOOPS, here come the kittens"

Catmanurot with a French accent was going to be the name I gave to this place I was living at for a while. Polissa can borrow it. It’s also a great band name.

She could go door to door and offer to paint mailboxes. For five dollars cash and joh could stencil and paint curb numbers (she can’t bend) and they could rent a pressure washer from a store like Home Depot and spray off peoples drives, trashcans, lawn furniture whatever. But…

 

[retard strength II]

Thought experiment: If you were trying to sell crafts with Polissa's skill set, what would you do?

Accept it as a personal hobby that will, at best, maybe pay for some of the paints used.

They are so fucking, insanely stupid to think this is actually going to be a game changer. The landlord is not going to give a shit when Joh loses his job for tardraging, that it was too hot for Polissa to go sell her fans, and that No Help Came. Rent is due and late fees added. Florida is not known for having generous squatting laws.

I also agree that she would end up with another kitten that won't be fixed (because no help came, you see) that winds up turning the place into a shithole as one becomes two becomes a litter becomes an inbred mess. She will absolutely do it again if given the chance or their own place.