Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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He knew it, just back then everyone knew a guy who was too into saying weird shit but no one wanted to be the buzzkill.
That's insane, he really did get into a marriage and have a kid with a woman while holding on to this for almost a decade
Rememer chud, a trans woman always knows what SHE felt and what SHE wants!! Kind of dark when you really think about it.
 
AKA MrBeast is going to beg the World Leaders in private (Biden/Harris, Trudeau, Macron, Albanese, Lai, Yoon, Kishida, Boric, Maduro, Putin, Xi, Kim, etc) to give Chris clemency and fully pardon him for his actions.
I don’t think Mr. Beast likes anyone that much. And given the damage Chris/Kris/whatevers done to his precious brand, I wouldn’t be surprised to find Mr. Beast is in a particularly TTD mood right now. He has no real right to be because he really should have known better, especially after even normie drama channels were telling him associating with the troon was a horrible business decision but hey. If he’d listened we wouldn’t have this magnificent shitstorm at his expense, so I’m glad he made all the wrong choices.
 
What a fantastic nightmare of Mr. Beasts own creation. Please let the troon file a lawsuit against him, God, please, please it’d be so fucking funny.
Forgive me for talking out my ass, but maybe Tyson has some tiny sliver of a chance for filing for defamation? Something like, “Mr. Beast condemned me in the court of public opinion as a pedophile before the evidence was brought to light in the investigation”?
Nope, not at all.
That Xeet was so precisely written, I think it's ironclad, there's no other way to interpret it.
Jimmy refers to the actions talked about online. He is opposed to these actions, and they are alleged.
I suppose Christopher can sue for wrongful termination? I don't see how he win any damages but I can see that as a way to cause Jimmy more trouble. Jimmy has how much money though? He can get away with murder.
>If the soyjak don't fit in the thumbnail, you must acquit!
 
What aged worse? this or the Keffals shining white knights?
This EASY. Keffles is just a faggot nobody who never worked a day in his life, no father. Tried porn and FAILED. And their white knights are looser retards like tipster.

Chris had a wife and kid. and his white knight was the most popular and well known philanthropist in the world.
 
I believe Chris blurs out the very visible disgust that's plastered on his son's face with silly emojis in order to better sell the lie that his kid still loves him and was counting on people not noticing the difference in body language.
It might even be subconscious but he probably blocks the face out because it makes the image seem more taboo, and gets him off.

Also, child prob used to be legal in jaapn, they just blocked out the kids face with a marker. He's clearly well evrsed in all this lol art shit and it all puts from there and their aesthetic and presentational sensibilities.
The generally produced real CP available mostly widely on the Internet probably also blacks out at least a section of kids faces, to stop them and so forth the perpetrators, being identified.

This is a very dark comment but kris and his motivations, and his subconscious are clearly dark as fuck.
 
If MrBeast was truly unaware of this shit I feel kinda bad for him. Imagine your childhood best friend turning out to be a troon porn addict pedophile.
Many such cases. Hell even I've had that happen to me. The trannydom corrupts people and turns them into disgusting AGPs you don't want to be around.
 
Did not have that on my bingo card. Figured he’d stick his head in the sand and let it blow over.

This has him sweating more than I realized, which is even more damning regarding the troon and those speaking out.
His parent corporation is Disney or Amazon, right? Theres probably a suit, right fucking now, standing on his shoulder blades, pinning him to the ground and screaming for him to fix this shit before they kill his God damned mother and slash his fucking throat open.
 
His parent corporation is Disney or Amazon, right? Theres probably a suit, right fucking now, standing on his shoulder blades, pinning him to the ground and screaming for him to fix this shit before they kill his God damned mother and slash his fucking throat open.
I don’t get why everyone assumes he works for Disney or some shit. If he was under Disney, he wouldn’t have fucked up with a ghost kitchen contract.
 
SunnyV2 is a better man than me because if I were him I'd make a Twitter just to tweet at Jimmy about how big his check to me should be.
Agreed. If I were him I’d start streaming the victory laps as I dance on the grave of Chris’s reputation and keep bringing up that tweet from Jimmy just to rub salt in it. But I am a petty little bitch.
 
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fake and gay obviously, but man, that'd be one BANGER of a tweet.
 
I feel like a broken record repeating this over and over again so I'm just going to restate one more time why I'm alogging Jimmy Donaldson so hard. What did Daniel Keem mean by this?
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I take it at face value that Keem is saying that Jimmy Donaldson (MrBeast) connected him with @LavaGS, Chris Tyson's victim turned sweeper. And if that's the case then Jimmy tried to dismiss the allegations and should be cellmates with Chris Tyson. Of course there are a couple plausible explanations that excuse Jimmy:
1. The person who contacted Keem was Chris Tyson or another Mr. Beast employee representing the MrBeast brand. If so then I think they committed fraud and have damaged the MrBeast brand because I think Lava's tweets are excusing child grooming.
2. Keem is just a retard and said it was MrBeast when it wasn't.

This needs to be explained because if Jimmy just did a last minute flip knowing he couldn't save his "nightmare" well then I stay firm that the MrBeast brand needs to be razed.
 
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Might be a nitpick

Kris says he and MrBeast decided that he should leave

MrBeast says he decided to kick out Kris

Which is which?
The answer is probably both. Kris saw the writing on the wall and quit, but the snowball kept going, so MrBeast was forced to be aggressive publicly to try and recover as much of their reputation as possible.
 
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