"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 231 35.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 413 64.1%

  • Total voters
    644
This was probably the best Boogie stream, being more chill helped.
How long has he had cancer? Is it impossible to have tapered off cigarettes over the last two and a half years?
It's been like five years but they didn't make him stop right away. He did stop for a while, but after a certain point they told him it didn't really matter. Also sometimes it's more healthy for chain smokers to just cut back and not quit cold turkey.
 
Goddamn, so he's been smoking this entire time with Jade? He must really want to bring her down into the grave with him.
He mentioned on a recent stream, I think it was the Father's Day one, that he had only resumed smoking more recently after discussing it with his doctor.
 
Going to call it now that this is not actually the last Boogie stream, or at least the last time he mentions him on stream. Boogie is like a pig realizing he's on his way for a slaughter, he can't stop it but he's gonna squeal and struggle as much as he can until he's bacon. Be prepared for more dumb shit and spergouts from him, and more gayfabe from the gnome.
 
I'll be looking for any hat-shaped crypts.
The Treasure of Augustin Island is going to be a badass Discovery channel reality series. How many will die finding the hat fortune?

"We were digging in his yard and at a depth of ten feet we found this plaque. Careful translation has revealed the plaque says "Lmao Faggots, I spent every fucking dime. Hope you like Mecha models.""
 
The Battle of Jim's Driveway will be succeeded by The Hunt for Jim's Buried Gold
"A war that will embroil the driveway far and wide. That's why you're so afraid. Though nothing you do will stop it. I have no interest in it myself, but someday that treasure will turn this world upside down. You know what I'm talking about, and I'm sure someone will find it. Whether you like it or not, that day will come soon. THE JIM PIECE! THE JIM PIECE IS REAL!"
 
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