Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[squirrely dan]

Welp the dumb fuck actually did it.

Are we already at jumping the shark territory or did Wings already eat the shark? I am not sure what to make of this.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

One of the few amusing things for me in the last stream was seeing Keemstar, giddy as a schoolboy over his prized cow doing something outlandish, trying to call and text up every big time Youtuber and getting turned down by all of them, to the point that he could only get Boogie's fat twin Kidbehindacamera on for the moment. Way to miss what drove all the attention, Keem. The milk is gone, your podcast may coast for another 6 months but eventually more viewers will realize that the exploding cow trick was all the entertainment the podcast was ever good for, and these guys are NOT entertaining when talking about random topics. So you have two options, pander to the retarded portion of the podcast fanbase that will want to see more Keemstar fake gayops, or let it coast out and die a long natural death because the core problem of the show is that you assembled a group of failed entertainers.

Setting Boogie up for the softest landing possible changed this whole escapade from one of the all time great Youtube drama plots, to a big cringefest, quickly. The whiplash people are already feeling and are going to get next week when Boogie is back, cool as a cucumber, talking about how he "jumped the gun" and continuing to gush about his tattoo and not properly own up to his own lie will be big. Honestly I said I was going to drop all coverage of the show just before this arc, but now I for sure will be as of right now, going forward it's going to be Boogie hamming up every little thing with fake meltdowns and Keem artificial plotlines. All theatre.

 

[Swole McPole]

Reminder, this dumb fat fuck did this to himself for about 10K.

I always thought it was time for a Bumfights rerun. With any luck, Keemstar will get the same kind of venom heaped on him as the Bumfight dudes caught.

 

[Truly Rural]

I was just reminded of how this happened exactly.

Keem said he was against it, he didn't force or insist that Boogie does it. Boogie insisted to do it AND said he'll take no more shit after he does the thing Keem openly said he doesn't want done.

We should remember this, and so should Boogie. If tattoo is fake like many people are saying than it's much worse. That would mean he insisted mind you to publicly construct a purposeful lie in front of thousands of Internet witnesses, with pretext that once he fools you he won't take any more shit from you. He was utilizing the self inflicted punishment yesterday and he intends to utilize it in the future.

Every time he uses it to deflect and protect himself from any criticism it should mercilessly be rubbed in his face that he did it on his own.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hopefully he gets money grubbing whore tattooed on Desi's face next

Fixed that for you.

 

[Razz]

Give me the clocks I dont mind. But I skipped the arc where this fat fuck had stomach surgery and lost weight. Did he get back everything than some more after it like most fat fucks incapable of changing for the better even when served an opportunity with a silver platter?

 

[12345]

I was just reminded of how this happened exactly.

Keem said he was against it, he didn't force or insist that Boogie does it. Boogie insisted to do it AND said he'll take no more shit after he does the thing Keem openly said he doesn't want done.

We should remember this, and so should Boogie. If tattoo is fake like many people are saying than it's much worse. That would mean he insisted mind you to publicly construct a purposeful lie in front of thousands of Internet witnesses, with pretext that once he fools you he won't take any more shit from you. He was utilizing the self inflicted punishment yesterday and he intends to utilize it in the future.

Every time he uses it to deflect and protect himself from any criticism it should mercilessly be rubbed in his face that he did it on his own.

I was watching a video someone put up and right at the start they asked why he was lisping so much. I wonder if he somehow had his jaw numbed somehow before he went.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

The tattoo shit was total bullshit and a cop out.
If it was really a "punishment" it should have had "I lied about having cancer" on one cheek and "I lied about being molested" on the other, with "My mom twisted my tipples" on his fucking forehead.
Not this bullshit that even if its real (and I have my doubts) is in tiny letters and right where his disgusting beard will cover it in a week.

 

[Terfatron]

Also, one thing that hit me.
I didn't notice the tattoo artist do any wiping.
While doing a tattoo the tattoo artist frequently wipe the excess pigment/blood while tattooing.
That also take some time hence making the tattoo process a bit longer.

Maybe he's not a heavy bleeder but you would still have to wipe the extra colour off and I never noticed him doing that. Maybe someone can correct me on this but it seems like another argument for fake.

Also, I don't have any know how about tattoo pens but usually you have to stop to refill ink. Maybe the pens can hold a larger quantity (someone can double check this) but even for smaller tattoos you have to refill the gun.

And rhe blood shown was a bit suspicious, again, he could be a heavy bleeder if he's on blood thinners but the blood should have had black mixed in w it.

Just my two cents after many hours of being around it.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Give me the clocks I dont mind. But I skipped the arc where this fat fuck had stomach surgery and lost weight. Did he get back everything than some more after it like most fat fucks incapable of changing for the better even when served an opportunity with a silver platter?

He has gained somewhere between 100 and 150 lbs from his "low point" depending how much you believe the weight numbers provided by a serial liar.

 

[Marc83]

Finally caught up. Ok, so that last video felt fake from beginning to end, this whole thing played out like a typical Keemstar script, this is my assessment as to how real vs fake all of these were:

95% Real: Keem was 100% pissed about Boogie talking shit about him to Coffezilla, which lead to everything else this episode.

75% Real: This was one of the few real meltdowns Boogie has had during this whole thing. The contrast between his red face vs his white shirt was great.

60% Real: Keem pretended to be trying to decide if he was gonna fire Boogie, but his reaction to "getting fired" was really forced, Destiny returning was great and very genuine.

15% Real: From the moment Keem showed the video on his phone of Boogie screaming it was obvious this was all planned. His tantrums were childish at low effort.

5% Real: You guys have said it already, I have nothing of value to add.

I don't see Keem keeping this up, I expect things to return to normal and more attempts at fake drama with very little engagement.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Welp. now that the cancer lie and molest lie is over and done with
Lolcow live is no longer interesting with Boogie around.

cos bringing it up again is like beating a dead horse. and Keem will have to focus on Wings.
Highly unlikely and would never happen, but imagine if Keem somehow got Chris-chan involved and Chris replaced Boogie..
Completely implying that Boogie is less relevant than Chris-chan.

 

[Razz]

He has gained somewhere between 100 and 150 lbs from his "low point" depending how much you believe the weight numbers provided by a serial liar.

Wait is he fatter now than he was before the surgery? How is that possible? Did this fat retard went to surgery to rebuild his stomach?? Is it stretched to a point where it will burst anytime soon?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Maybe he's not a heavy bleeder

He supposedly takes fucking aspirin or some blood thinner because his "blood is like syrup" once again full of shit.

 

[Meth Dick]

Finally caught up. Ok, so that last video felt fake from beginning to end, this whole thing played out like a typical Keemstar script, this is my assessment as to how real vs fake all of these were:
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95% Real: Keem was 100% pissed about Boogie talking shit about him to Coffezilla, which lead to everything else this episode.
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75% Real: This was one of the few real meltdowns Boogie has had during this whole thing. The contrast between his red face vs his white shirt was great.
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60% Real: Keem pretended to be trying to decide if he was gonna fire Boogie, but his reaction to "getting fired" was really forced, Destiny returning was great and very genuine.
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15% Real: From the moment Keem showed the video on his phone of Boogie screaming it was obvious this was all planned. His tantrums were childish at low effort.
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5% Real: You guys have said it already, I have nothing of value to add.

I don't see Keem keeping this up, I expect things to return to normal and more attempts at fake drama with very little engagement.

I know it means nothing at this point but after all this shit Keem has pulled, He deserves to get shit on as much as Boogie.
When you cover for a sewer dweller piece of shit like Boogie, it's only right that those enablers have to eat shit too.
It won't happen, I know. But Keem deserves "punishment" as well.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The contrast between his red face vs his white shirt was great.

That's a great way to tell when Boogie is really freaking out or acting.
When he's really pissed his blood pressure makes him go as red in the face as JuJu the Cow.
You can always tell when he's putting on his temper tantrum because the fat fucks face doesn't turn red.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Boogie's decided on saying "I jumped the gun before I was fully diagnosed"

So best case scenario, Boogie was not diagnosed with cancer but was told he might have it. He went home and made a video saying he has cancer. So he knew that he did not have cancer, and chose to make that video and give a second wind to his begging video as a man "fighting cancer." He says he did not profit off of this after asking fans for their literal last dollar and constantly complaining about money, going so far as to basically threaten to pimp out Dezi to "save his life." Fans are gonna fucking send you money when they see that shit man, you know what you're doing.

He probably doesn't realize it, but he just admitted to at very best knowing he did not have cancer but lying about it conveniently right after the heat came on for his begging and alleged money issues.

In his own words, he lied about cancer. He knew he did not have it yet still claimed to have it.

I know we already know this and there's more proof and contradictions but it's funny how his final word is kind of admitting to it but not really. He wrapped up "I lied about cancer" in a ridiculously manipulative bow.

Someone needs to press him in this and just get him to admit "I LIED ABOUT HAVING CANCER". The dancing around it is ridiculous.

Boogie's doctor probably told him that the blood tests showed positive marks for Polycythemia vera which is a blood cancer, but to further confirm it,
he needs to do further tests like bone marrow biopsy and JAK2 mutation test.
The doctor also probably suggested him to ask another doctor's opinion too (second opinion),
but Boogie likely first panicked, then realized it's not as bad and he can use this to gain sympathy, pity and shield himself from criticism.
So he tweeted it out, then made a video about it to YouTube.
Boogie denied or was too lazy to ask a second opinion and do the other tests, which would clarify if he has PV or any type of cancer.
His doctor cannot force him to do other tests, so he treated him with preventive treatment like he would have PV.
That's why all his treatment is focus on thickening his blood and try to help him loose weight, which all are reduce the chance and also treats secondary polycythemia.
That's why Boogie believed that he was treated because of his PV, but in actuality it was just a preventive treatment.
The doctor can only work with medical records what he has avaible for him.
If the patient declines or refuses to further test for some reason, than a doctor will try his best to treat him with preventive or basic treatment like the patient has it.

Maybe I guess it all wrong, but this is my logical conclusion.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Wait is he fatter now than he was before the surgery? How is that possible? Did this fat retard went to surgery to rebuild his stomach?? Is it stretched to a point where it will burst anytime soon?

He hasn't stopped drinking Mountain Dew (literally), and is so sick, or is pretending to be so sick that he cannot walk for more than 5 minutes without a heart attack. Considering he is complaining about a "food addiction" (lmao), clearly he hasn't changed his diet, or if he tried, he ended up eating a ton of snacks with no remorse because it's just an addiction mayne. If anything, he was doing more activity before the surgery because he doing actual videos as Francis. Now he literally just sits around.

There's no reason he would become thinner or even maintain what the surgery achieved. The stomach pouch can still expand over time after bariatric surgery, so it's probably not going to burst either, unless someone force feeds him like the guy in Se7en.

 

[Truly Rural]

Welp. now that the cancer lie and molest lie is over and done with

Next will be tattoo lie, Boogie threw out all his toys lie, donation lie.... These may not be as colossal as cancer but seeing an elephant sized man squirm like cornered mice is entertaining regardless of accusations. Boogie is so insecure and pathetic, he would shit himself even in 100% scripted event. Not so much because some lie is being exposed to outside viewers but because he is so psychologically fragile that exposing himself to it is real threat.

Looking forward to "not abusing Dez" lie to be in the spot light. Just a question of time.

 

[Synechdoche]

Others said it before but:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Keemstar taking him back, was to be expected. But I thought they'd have at least the sense of waiting a few weeks. This is just ridiculous.

Dsp is not the roach anymore.