Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

From what I've seen of TUG talking about the Rekieta Situation, he's a Sweeper and Concern Troll. He'll admit something is bad but then spend the next twenty/thirty minutes trying to minimize and provide excuses as why it really isn't THAT bad. But he's on our side guys, really! His takes are just a bunch of manipulative excuses and not worth watching.
Feel free to correct me if any of that has changed.

Nope. That's basically TUG.

Last time I skipped through one of his streams though, he was little bit less "sweepy" because... I think... much like Andrew... he realized the winds aren't blowing in a manner favorable towards taking the dogged pro-Nick stance anymore.

Barnes is making great points and no one is listening!"

>what do you think of the child abuse and cocaine use?

"You need to prove to me that this warrant wasn't unconstitutional!"

That's literally not a response to what people were saying. I realize I may be stubborn with this, but those early banger quotes from Andrew, and him trying to take credit for the site getting the docs "for him" I just can't look past. He's such a slimy weaselly fuck, and he would have to give the best sincere apology anyone has ever heard before I even consider him worth listening to again.

See above.

You are correct, but fortunately, capitalism sometimes works as intended, and that was one of those times.

I think defending Nick is suicide now if you wanna make any sort of money. Andrew changed his tune when he realized that. Though he will never admit that's what caused him to change his tune. Hence his B.S. excuse.

I totally agree that, because of that, he's a slimy POS though. Fundamentally, most of these people are, and are only in it for the money. Morality in short supply in this sektur.

The only one I like is Sean, and even then, I'm still (understandably) very guarded. You can thank Nick for that.

 

[Potatoherder]

I didn't manage to grab the rumble stream. He hasn't been streaming to rumble lately so i just didn't babysit like i normally do. The good thing is i have updated the watcher to actually work as they made changes to the site. I'll babysit it a bit more tonight to make sure the fixes work.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The only one I like is Sean, and even then, I'm still (understandably) very guarded. You can thank Nick for that.

I like Sean too, and I personally consider him "a Kiwi."

Here's the difference between Sean and Andrew (one of many) - Sean has been keeping an eye on Nick's happenings for a long time now, and has been honest about the recent noticing of things, like the alcoholism, and everything else. So when shit hit the fan, while Sean didn't jump on Nick immediately (he was hesitant at first), he didn't try and run to his defense because he knew everything checked out.

Andrew clearly either 1) doesn't follow or pay attention to Nick at all, or 2) knows everything, but was blatantly dishonest in his reaction. I don't know which is the truth, but since I consider him a snake, I guess I'll never truly know, but I don't care. So when shit hit the fan, he had no idea of any of Nick's happenings because he doesn't follow the site (despite wanting to consider himself some sort of challenge presenter for the Kiwis I guess), or I guess maybe he's legally blind and couldn't see the cokestream, or the past year of his pattern of behavior. Or maybe he's just full of shit and knowingly went to bat for illegal behavior.

 

[thebigdream]

Here's the difference between Sean and Andrew (one of many) - Sean has been keeping an eye on Nick's happenings for a long time now, and has been honest about the recent noticing of things, like the alcoholism, and everything else. So when shit hit the fan, while Sean didn't jump on Nick immediately (he was hesitant at first), he didn't try and run to his defense because he knew everything checked out.

I particularly appreciate that Sean manages to take a nuanced position where he both believes that the State can ruin your life over petty or entirely fabricated bullshit, and that the State's evidence in this case seems airtight and entirely aligned with Nick's behaviour. Whereas retards like Barnes operate on a black and white belief that because the State is capable of evil, it must always be acting in bad faith and any cases it brings against people retrospectively justify their actions cause they dindu nuffin.

 

[daffodils]

He made $297 on Youtube (about $200 after YT takes its share). Very few troll superchats. Nick looked bored out of his mind having to listen to boomer Joe.

Spoiler: Youtube superchats

$2.00 tunnel #77 is finished joe open for smuggling sir
$2.00 tell the cheep:star_of_david:to fix his :pile_of_poo:. Hi April!
$5.00 tracksuit are great for heat allergies rackets ask joe he has the hookup the camo is mine though free koolaid on all in tunnel pickups of tracksuits
$4.99 Joe Biden will resign within a month so we have first woman POTUS giving her a boost.
$4.99 Article of flip was Time the same one that bragged about a shadow campaign in 2020
$4.99 Please tell me youve seen “Kamala’s speech writer” video From Babylon Bee… (on YT) it’s a 6 yr old and such a good laugh!!
$2.00 Joe looks just like Joe Matarese (Comedian)
$10.00 The camera was a SONY A1 full frame, shutter speed 1/8,000th shooting HD VID @ 30 frames per second
$1.99 Obama was craving Big Mike would be installed
$5.00 If the election is rigged Harris is the one that has to start the investigation.
$1.99 Joe is a moderate Democrat only slightly racist
$1.99 AND… Vance used to be anti-trump!
$4.99 Gretchen when she finally runs for POTUS she will look like Nancy Pelosi saggy big top on beachh
$4.99 The ruling vs governing is over the top! thin the government size
$2.00 OSHA not a government extension anymore.
$10.00 For Chev Def: legal thoughts on the argument "congress didn't codify ChevDef after first ruling because it was already useful and understood to be part of exec" Thank you both: my favorite fanfic ship
$5.00 r u familiar with the lolcowness of stuttering John Melendez? he's constantly threatening to sue people while d0xing and threatening. please look into
$5.00 Also I've watched you since Rittenhouse and I hope your journey forward goes well! Fight the Govt fight fight fight! xoxo Homo Pope
$1.99 Speech writer video is 6yr old KID - not yrs ago
$5.00 How has Left not picked up that Kamala isn't an African American, and is married to a cis, white, and Jewish man. A lot of strikes (to them)
$5.00 I'm a woman and I don't really love the idea of a woman president to begin with... but FOR SURE please God don't let the first woman president be her!
$1.99 Big Mike for POTUS elect first Trans black man
$10.00 Don't forget about the F curve. Biden was down 800K ballots by 11pm on Nov 3 and in five short hours Biden shot up by 7 million votes. No poll watchers, no chain of custody, 7 to 1 mail I'm for Biden
$5.00 F STOP 5.0 APARTURE 1.2 40 mm lens
$2.00 Boomer mic but glad to see you two stream again
$20.00 Joe get a blue yeti mic. Its not too expensive
$1.99 Great to seee both of you together
$1.99 Removing content based reason of TX ruling
$2.00 Yeah, I think Kokomo is the most proposed-to song
$1.99 If it is your flag to burn
$4.99 You have tress pass when you use another man’s pole. You can post your freak flag all you want as long as it’s on your own pole. 
$4.99 If my expression is murder how can that be illegal under 1A
$4.99 You have to have your own flag to burn if you use others you violate property right and intern can add illegal to burn flags you do not own
$19.99 Nick, came across you during Rittenhouse and a fan ever since. So good to see you looking well. Prayers and good wishes for you and your family.
$4.99 Joe we need another Destiny show so you can eliminate your channel once and for all
$2.00 my knees are unburdened by what has been.
$4.99 Please help me understand why I am hearing parents are now pushing schools to put LITTER BOXES in classrooms for human children ?! That is WACKY
$1.99 Who declares who is an enemy of the state?
$10.00 the 14th amendment only confers citizenship, not Natural Born Citizenship. Natural born is the posterity of citizens at constitutional ratifiction, or the legally deemed Natural Born Lafayette.
$2.00 Jackson would've taught T to pew-pew:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
$1.99 ONLY one war between th’States in over 250 years?!
$2.00 Joe: it's "No step on snek!"m:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:
$20.00 if the state has a duty to protect its citizens, and it's in the states best interest that the citizens are able to be productive members of society. than why is that politicians always do their very best to screw us?
$5.00 What happened to, "I may not agree with you, but I'll fight for your right to say it"? I grew up with that statement at home, at school, etc.
$20.00 Joe, I hear your argument on the free speech and getting people fired. while I hate the practice of interference in people's lives for speech, should we turn the other cheek? or should we hold the left to their own standards?
$5.00 To be fair, the hammer guy was on dr*gs, thought he was one of the Mario Brothers, and mistakenly believed he was at Mitch McConnell's house
$5.00 The measure of a man is how he acts when the shoe is on the other foot.
$10.00 Destiny is the physical embodiment/manifestation of what being terminally online AND having Stage 9 TDS looks like, in the flesh. He's lives in an alternate reality & lacks basic FACTS. He's BROKEN³.:litter_in_bin_sign:
$10.00 So could Biden pardon Kamala for any federal crimes under the sun before his term ends?
$9.99 Re: Home Depot Grammy - her comment is reprehensible but if it doesn’t directly affect YOU, mind your own business. Her boss? Sure - can say something. Her mama? Yep. Twitter?! Get a life!!!
$5.00 Joe, do you think that a married man openly having sex with a woman outside his marriage is moral? What would you say to such a man in your community?

At ~36m, Nick briefly tries to derail a discussion of presidential politics into one about the evils of local government, but Joe doesn't really bite.

At the end, a chatter asks Joe what he would say to a married man in his community who openly had sex with another woman, which leads to some mildly entertaining squirming. He throws the question back at Nick who says he doesn't know because he has never been in such a situation, and that what-would-you-do questions are 'always weird'.

 

[Chibitzen]

Not sure if we have seen an update lately on his Rumble situation but someone asked if was still doing the Rumble flip and he responded:


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Yes, Mr. Commenter, he really enjoys rubbing his nose in it. White powdery stuff, especially.

I like when the Creator has promised more streams, it has always resulted in less streams. Pretty soon all his copestreams will become shorts.

Notice when he starts to ponder preaching pure and utter heresy, something terrible seems to occur thereafter. It's like there is a bigger, more popular, bigger Creator that seems to hold more sway and He exists or something... he can't copyright strike the Bible or God so he will try lead people astray with lies instead. It's as if he is afraid people might tap into their own conscience or something and make up their minds... how dare they see the signs oh nooo... very spooky and we haven't even made it to Halloween yet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Very few troll superchats.

Trolls move in waves and right now Nick is starting to figure that out. They'll only deliver attention after he trips and becomes something fun to kick again. Right now it's just a barometer to see the pay pigs who hold out hope because of their parasocial relationship, the pay pigs who hide their heads in the sand while pretending things aren't that bad, the pay pigs who don't care and the pay pigs who think it's cool. They'll peel off in that order.

Rackets is a weird case too. Since he's a trust fund kid the superchats aren't necessary for his survival or even work as a step toward a higher standard of living. They're purely for internet points. The pit goes deep for a guy like that.

 

[Captain Manning]

At the end, a chatter asks Joe what he would say to a married man in his community who openly had sex with another woman, which leads to some mildly entertaining squirming. He throws the question back at Nick who says he doesn't know because he has never been in such a situation, and that what-would-you-do questions are 'always weird'.

It amazes the shit out of me, after all that's happened, he's still going to try and pretend he and Kayla are completely monogamous.

I think I'd have more respect for him if he admitted he's not, and then told people that don't like it to eat shit. There's honesty in that, at least. Arrogant honesty, but honesty nonetheless.

Instead it's "I dindu nuffin," for everything.

He really is a nigger.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

My read is that they gave her a lesser charge to motivate her to turn King's evidence on Nick and Kayla.

So it's gonna boil down to:

April: "I got it from HIM That's from HIS coke batch!"
Nick: "What coke batch? I wasn't even home when the gubbermint broke in. SHE brought the entire batch into my HOME, and nurtured it like the child she never had. She caressed it with her credit cards."
Kayla: "Urrrr durrrr "

 

[Oliver Onions]

She looks as if she smells like a used cigarette

April is the physical and moral embodiment of the can of beer at the party everyone uses to put their cigarettes out in. Woe betide the next dude who picks it up and takes a swig without realising.

 

[AltisticRight]

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LMAO, his mods are shilling for Riley's GoFundMe.

>Tyranny of Eric July
What a combination of words. Tell me you're a completely demented retard without telling me.
Not just any tyranny, it's The Tyranny. These serial harassers and nimrods think being reprimanded rightfully for harassment is literally Nazi Germany or some gay shit like that. And people like him gets to vote. Is Eric July going to be building a concentration camp for Juju's gimps? If so, I'll be the watchtower guard.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

At the end, a chatter asks Joe what he would say to a married man in his community who openly had sex with another woman, which leads to some mildly entertaining squirming. He throws the question back at Nick who says he doesn't know because he has never been in such a situation, and that what-would-you-do questions are 'always weird'.

The clip for the curious:

I don't think Joe was throwing back the question to Nick, but to the chatter.
Basically Joe felt a little bit on the spot and his response was: "I'm not God to Judge" and that he probably wouldn't have the balls to directly confront the person IRL. I don't pay attention to Joe too much to know if this is befitting his previous behavior.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Basically Joe felt a little bit on the spot and his response was: "I'm not God to Judge" and that he probably wouldn't have the balls to directly confront the person IRL. I don't pay attention to Joe too much to know if this is befitting his previous behavior.

There’s a directive in Judaism to rebuke your brother if he’s sinning— but only if he’s open to being corrected and repenting. If he’s not, it’s just going to cause him to tard rage or otherwise sperg. Nick isn’t open to any criticism whatsoever.

I think Joe was just trying to get out of the question as gracefully and quickly as possible, otherwise he could have explained this. It’s very basic “everybody knows this bit of Torah” and certainly Joe, who will have been studying Gemara since he was a child, is aware that’s the correct answer.

 

[Bioniclelover]

LMAO, his mods are shilling for Riley's GoFundMe.

Eric July 'the Tyrant' actually makes for a badass nickname

 

[Kuruminha]

You missed it, limited time viewing only. Sorry.

Only on: Kiwi Gold® Subscription.

 

[LiquidKid]

I must be confused about something because I have no idea what his cope is supposed to be that he can't talk about the April thing. There is nothing stopping him from addressing it if everyone including people close to Nick and April up to and including her ex-husband were wrong and they actually didn't have a polyamorous relationship going on.

At least Aaron left before he was peer pressured by the polycule to get a terrible tattoo like theirs.

There’s no way he wasn’t fucked up in this clip. Dude is hyper as hell and slurring constantly

 

[Mandatory User Name]

At ~36m, Nick briefly tries to derail a discussion of presidential politics into one about the evils of local government, but Joe doesn't really bite.

Remember when Barnes and everyone else were floating the idea that Nick was targeted by local government because he was constantly criticizing them, and so they built up this convoluted conspiracy to silence Nick? Aside from Judge Vagina Liquor who was overseeing his Montagraph case and Monty's lawyer Schneider, Nick had never really said anything about the "evils of local government" before his arrest. He's said plenty about the evils of the federal government but Nick really isn't a Minnesota focused streamer, let alone a Willmar/Spicer focused Streamer.
Considering how much Nick hates "Big Government" It's a little surprising that he's going after "Small Government" as well now, but then it never really effected Nick before.

 

[Gorbus]

feel free to dispute this but this is straight from the bible. the first jerusalem counsil did not support the following of levitical laws except the ones laid out above.

I was mostly making fun of Rekieta's weird attitude to his 'faith', but the wording of the first jerusalem council is a little open so people have historically used it as another place for wiggle room (ie 'they mean this law but not this law' etc). There's a long history of rich people paying scholars to spin up justifications for why whatever they're doing is scripturally ok and I think the kind of church Rackets wants is basically the modern version of that.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

April looks as if she smells like a used cigarette

If clamminess had a smell.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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LMAO, his mods are shilling for Riley's GoFundMe.

No one cares about a piss soaked retard and a fat piece of shit.

This is the account formerly known as 'Jim Satala' a.k.a. the one who leaked Sean's DM to Anna TSWG and Ethan Ralph and started the drama on Flashcast. Also the Sunpak who bemoaned that Nick waa not part of the Streamyard LawTube split panel concept on Hunley's stream a little while back.

This guy is a shite-stirrer.

It's easy to argue that Kayla and Nick both possessed everything in the safe, and in the bedroom in general. But asserting that the two of them also possessed April's stash, while reasonable and supported by the evidence, adds additional complexity that a prosecutor might want to avoid. The FUNNY and WEIRD part is that this is only meaningfully true for Nick, so Kayla could see more severe final charges.

Tuned in for a few seconds. Joe is ranting about how bad Kamala Harris is and Nick looks like he’s bored to tears.

This is Nick every show. Be hasn't had any energy or engagement since his aborted segeneracy streams. He got bored of streaming just like he was bored of lawyering, nd every otber thing he tried before that, then burnt out his dopamine receptors with drugs. He exists in a perpetual melancholy that is now somewhat pathological.

I swear, Good Lawgic is gonna turn me into an anti-semite. Something I've gone my whole life avoiding. What worthless sack of shit... allegedly a father... goes on Rekieta's show after the coke-test revelation?

He could be ranting about Kamala Harris literally anywhere. Including his own show.

Joe is turning into a lower information Viva Frei. The only redeeming thing I can say is that he has done some actual legal work with Jack Smith's indictment on Trump to fuel his grift. He is a talking head that just says what people want to hear.