The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

There's a pajeet behavior I don't understand: phones.

The coworker I've mentioned previously is constantly on his phone. Just walking around the office, taking calls, talking in his own language. Half the time I go into the bathroom, I can hear him muttering away in one of the stalls. Who the fuck is he talking to? I'm not the kind of person who cares about my corporate overlords, but I do care about head office types coming through the place and seeing someone just jabbering away on a phone because they'll do something stupid like turning our work place into one of those phoneless secure sites. It's one of those unspoken things where you just don't take personal calls at work, unless it's an emergency, right?

But then, I take public transport, and like half the pajeets are also on their phones. Whether it's the morning train to work or the evening train home.

I can definitely help answer that one. Jeets hate any form of text based communication because they know it enables even progressive PC Indiapilled companies to find out quicker, that they are worthless. With text, you actually have to commit to what you said, with phone call you can just say you said something else. Yes you can record phone calls but it will take hours, days even, to remember what day they said something then you have to listen for an hour to find the thing they said. Jeets know this and it's why they randomly turn text-based communication into a call. People will be communicating in company chat or an e-mail chain with absolutely 0 confusion, then you see a jeet say "Please call." When you see a jeet ask for a call, it's so they can shit up whatever is going on with bullshit.

Jeets know that ticketing systems are put in place exactly for them and to curtail their bullshit so they use phone calls to get out of it and make everything ambiguous.

Do they not have text messages?

Same shit and again they do this even personally, with the other jeets they know, even at home. Text makes them commit to something.

Don't they understand that maybe people don't want to be subjected to half a dozen different conversations in an enclosed space? Who are they talking to for thirty minutes straight?

This is actually another purposeful jeet trick. They want there to be more noise. Even with a text based system, they want there to be more useless shit in the system. They know that 2 months from now, HR will launch an investigation and try to catch them on their bullshit, so if there's 10,000 messages in the system, HR will just go "lol nope, not doing that".

When I worked at a billion dollar corp they hired a jeet to do nothing except be a guy to walk around and advise everyone how to better use our ticketing system. He literally told people directly and to their faces that they just need to make 50 useless tickets when just 1 would do, and also to kiss his ass and make sure he still is employed "because we all need him". So they know know know that the more phone calls and the more they can spam any text system, the more colossal amounts of bullshit they can get away with increases.

 

[TheNoseKnows]

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There's a story on the BBC News website today that, for me, combines three of the main vices of the Pajeet - disgusting, unhygienic practices, low IQ lack of forethought and cruelty towards animals.

Apparently, the Pajeets were just killing vultures with chemicals for decades, not thinking that these really cool, majestic birds are actually a key part of any ecosystem, especially one as rife with filth and disease as India, because they scavenge on all the rubbish tips and carcasses that litter the streets. As a result, the already vile conditions got even worse and indirectly lead to what the BBC generously describes as 500,000 'human' deaths.

And the pajeet will then go on the internet and leave comments under Muslim food videos claiming he is superior because he doesnt eat meat.

This is one of the causes of thousands of deaths from rabies in India today.

To this date the most disturbing death video i've seen was a woman dying of rabies, chained to a bed. Guess where it was from?

 

[obliviousbeard]

There's a pajeet behavior I don't understand: phones.

The coworker I've mentioned previously is constantly on his phone. Just walking around the office, taking calls, talking in his own language. Half the time I go into the bathroom, I can hear him muttering away in one of the stalls. Who the fuck is he talking to? I'm not the kind of person who cares about my corporate overlords, but I do care about head office types coming through the place and seeing someone just jabbering away on a phone because they'll do something stupid like turning our work place into one of those phoneless secure sites. It's one of those unspoken things where you just don't take personal calls at work, unless it's an emergency, right?

But then, I take public transport, and like half the pajeets are also on their phones. Whether it's the morning train to work or the evening train home. Do they not have text messages? Don't they understand that maybe people don't want to be subjected to half a dozen different conversations in an enclosed space? Who are they talking to for thirty minutes straight? When it's 8AM in the morning? Who the fuck are they talking to?

What I also have found out, they also use speakerphones to talk, and yell to it like they'd need to shout over the last mile to whoever. Fuck I hate that, and it is considered rude too.

 

[Fapcop]

Dear lord, it’s not a meme! The majority of streetshitting in the world is done by Indians!

 

[TheNoseKnows]

They are beginning to shit up central Asia as well.


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[Miriam Margoyles]

There's a pajeet behavior I don't understand: phones.

And God help you if you, like me, need to buy a new phone.

I swear, I go on YouTube to look up recommendations only to be confronted with the leering brown faces of Pajeets, all of whom have about seventy-eight brand new phones at their disgusting shit-smeared fingertips, but somehow still completely fail to enlighten me as to the advantages of each one.

If you forego that, and just go straight to a phone shop, you can look forward to some curry-stinking streetshitter trying to scam you into buying something you don't want or need, because he thinks you're an easy mark.

And then, when it inevitably breaks, you have to go to some shitty little phone repair shop, which of course is run by... Guess the demographic... Who will invariably do a really crap, overpriced job.

It feels like Pajeets have completely cornered the mobile phone market in my country.

 

[Minerva Mink]

There's a pajeet behavior I don't understand: phones.

That's simple, stupid people have to relay everything that happens to them all the time. They abhor silence, and having time to self reflection sucks when you don't have a soul in the first place.

Also stupid people love smart phones because it's a small expensive status symbol brick, kinda like jewelry but marginally more useful.

 

[DSHK]

And God help you if you, like me, need to buy a new phone.

I swear, I go on YouTube to look up recommendations only to be confronted with the leering brown faces of Pajeets, all of whom have about seventy-eight brand new phones at their disgusting shit-smeared fingertips, but somehow still completely fail to enlighten me as to the advantages of each one.

If you forego that, and just go straight to a phone shop, you can look forward to some curry-stinking streetshitter trying to scam you into buying something you don't want or need, because he thinks you're an easy mark.

And then, when it inevitably breaks, you have to go to some shitty little phone repair shop, which of course is run by... Guess the demographic... Who will invariably do a really crap, overpriced job.

It feels like Pajeets have completely cornered the mobile phone market in my country.

I cant learn linux either because of all the jeets

 

[Minerva Mink]

I cant learn linux either because of all the jeets

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You have either jeets, or insane troons.

 

[DSHK]

You have either jeets, or insane troons.

Its why i decided not to be a programmer even though ive been doing cool shit with computers and robots since i was 12. Pajeets have made the wages suck and destroyed the culture. Its not autistic white guys anymore its all stinky creepy pajeets and since 2012 or so troons as well

 

[ilovejews]

I cant learn linux either because of all the jeets

Power through man pages with a lot of trial and error, perhaps consult ancient tomes written by greybeards. Like a white man does, don't be a nigger

 

[DSHK]

Power through man pages with a lot of trial and error, perhaps consult ancient tomes written by greybeards. Like a white man does, don't be a nigger

Mental outlaw is the last white linux tutorial youtuber

 

[Minerva Mink]

Its why i decided not to be a programmer even though ive been doing cool shit with computers and robots since i was 12. Pajeets have made the wages suck and destroyed the culture. Its not autistic white guys anymore its all stinky creepy pajeets and since 2012 or so troons as well

You could work on a robot army to make TTD and TPD happen though.

 

[ilovejews]

Its why i decided not to be a programmer even though ive been doing cool shit with computers and robots since i was 12. Pajeets have made the wages suck and destroyed the culture. Its not autistic white guys anymore its all stinky creepy pajeets and since 2012 or so troons as well

That simply won't do, man. Remember, relying on bargain bin pajeets is not sustainable, and sooner or later someone will have to pick up the pieces — and that's gonna be a lot of work. Perhaps try treating programming like hitting the gym, set some realistic goal and steel your body and your mind.

 

[DSHK]

You could work on a robot army to make TTD and TPD happen though.

The easiest, most realistic and cheapest way of doing the big flush would be to make sarin, mix it with water and dump it in the ganges river. In countries jeets are infesting, it can simply be sprayed on them with anything from a squirt bottle or a squadron of cropdusters

That simply won't do, man. Remember, relying on bargain bin pajeets is not sustainable, and sooner or later someone will have to pick up the pieces — and that's gonna be a lot of work. Perhaps try treating programming like hitting the gym, set some realistic goal and steel your body and your mind.

I still do it for fun, cleaning up after pajeet isnt exactly my dream job.

 

[obliviousbeard]

need to buy a new phone.

Thank god finns are pretty racist when hiring - foreign sounding names fall at most into "maybe call for interview" and at worst "off to the round file".
Granted, I just get new phone through my employer; just order one from web shop and it is delivered to the office within couple of days.

 

[Minerva Mink]

That simply won't do, man. Remember, relying on bargain bin pajeets is not sustainable, and sooner or later someone will have to pick up the pieces — and that's gonna be a lot of work. Perhaps try treating programming like hitting the gym, set some realistic goal and steel your body and your mind.

I like that way of thinking.

The easiest, most realistic and cheapest way of doing the big flush would be to make sarin, mix it with water and dump it in the ganges river. In countries jeets are infesting, it can simply be sprayed on them with anything from a squirt bottle or a squadron of cropdusters

Well, that wouldn't cause more damage to the environment than what already is taking place. I am concerned of the effects on the Sea though.

 

[ilovejews]

I still do it for fun, cleaning up after pajeet isnt exactly my dream job.

Fair enough. Let's agree to disagree then, I consider undertaking such an endeavor the pinnacle of whiteness. Doing the hard, strenuous work so our descendants have something to be proud of. Let's just not tolerate jeets et al the next time around, though.

 

[gibbslets]

Its why i decided not to be a programmer even though ive been doing cool shit with computers and robots since i was 12. Pajeets have made the wages suck and destroyed the culture. Its not autistic white guys anymore its all stinky creepy pajeets and since 2012 or so troons as well

The whites still exist where it needs to work: medicine, banking, high-performance, etc. I've worked at places like this that are all-white/male, or have the odd east asian (non-chinese) in the mix. I will admit though, when you're getting your footing it is really humiliating being made to clean up for pradeep, and then afterwards every interaction with them feels like the pain box from dune. I've also heard defense is pretty impenetrable for them because it's highly nepotistic based on military service and rank, and none of them are bold or dedicated enough to stay in service.

I like that way of thinking.


Well, that wouldn't cause more damage to the environment than what already is taking place. I am concerned of the effects on the Sea though.

I wish I could find it but there's a hilarious satellite map showing all the shit and refuse coming off of India and being carried around the horn onto the beaches of Brasil

 

[Pissmaster]

Pajeets have insanely resilient immune systems. I don't mean that as a good thing, and it needs to be studied if it hasn't already, but I think pajeets are just naturally colonized with all sorts of bacteria which may serve some protective function (when it's not causing illness). I've witnessed this phenomenon in many of my indian patients. They often test positive for MRSA on routine screening. And when you send cultures to test for bacteremia (infection in the blood) they always grow the WEIRDEST strains of bacteria that you've never heard of in your life. They'll be growing some horrifying crossover strain of salmonella-staphylococcus-frankenstein-e-coli that they could've only picked up from swimming in fecal swamp water while licking a monitor lizard's asshole in 2007. and it's multi-drug resistant so it requires the strongest and most expensive antibiotics to treat. But the pajeet always survives.

So I'm going to die because a jeet who didn't wipe is going to touch a doorknob that I'll unknowingly touch afterwards, get some insane illness that'll leave me bedridden for what will become the last week of my life. Great.