Paris 2024 Olympics shenanigans - The most multicultural Olympics ever.

Montalbane said:
Also whats with the athletes fucking thing?
Is it like an established part of the olympics lore?
Never heard of it.
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Come on now, you never felt horny after a good session of exercise?

That's what happens after lots of sports events with top-tier athletes. They return to their apartments, talk and mack each other and good times take place in the privacy of their lodgings, with the auspices of the Committee. They even provide condoms which often aren't even enough. And how can you not? Most of them got very attractive bodies.

And if you are lucky, you can install Tinder or whatever else, go near the lodgings and try your luck to match with the athletes themselves. I remember in the Rio Olympics, there was a chick who gained some short-lived fame because she managed to hook up with none other than Usain Bolt this way.
 
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Montalbane said:
Just let me at the female athletes,I dont need beds to fuck.
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I got ya fren. Hit her up on insta. She is looking for you!
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
Come on now, you never felt horny after a good session of exercise?

That's what happens after lots of sports events with top-tier athletes. They return to their apartments, talk and mack each other and good times take place in the privacy of their lodgings, with the auspices of the Committee. They even provide condoms which often aren't even enough. And how can you not? Most of them got very attractive bodies.

And if you are lucky, you can install Tinder or whatever else, go near the lodgings and try your luck to match with the athletes themselves. I remember in the Rio Olympics, there was a chick who gained some short-lived fame because she managed to hook up with none other than Usain Bolt this way.
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Well thats more normal than I expected.
The way they were talking about it made it seem like there was a blood orgy going on at the olympics every time.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
I saw before that video and similar (other athletes showing the same) and this is really an issue because that can truly hurt your back and fuck up your performance.
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Yeah, that cardboard "bed" would mess me up big time. I'd just go to a department or fabric store and buy a roll of foam big enough for me to sleep on, then just stick that on the floor.

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I think the real dark secret is nobody really gives a fuck about the olympics and hasn't for ... decades? Once the soviet union fell it became totally boomertier shit nobody cares about except corrupt politicians and bootlickers.
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The only people I've ever known to care about the Olympics have been people from families that grew up watching them as a family tradition. I've never heard of someone just out of the blue saying "Hey, you know what I watched and really enjoyed? The Olympics! You should check it out!"
 
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Yuuichirou Kumada said:
It was. He lost like a million bucks in prizes and jewelry or something like that.

And he wasn't the only one mugged from what I have read.

How the fuck is Paris managing to be more ghetto and niggerish than fucking Rio de Janeiro?
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brazilian cops seem to be able to kill criminals without worry of a murder trial. from the vids ive seen it seems civs get the same benefit as well.
 
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Montalbane said:
AARRRR ME MATEY
I WILL NEED TA BIG HARPOON FOR THIS SHE BEAST
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Split your legs with blood and thunder
When you see the she male
Break your backs and crack your oars, myn
If you wish to prevail
Xer mangled cock is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for xer massive brow
And look xer straight in the eye

She male
Unholy fail
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I think the real dark secret is nobody really gives a fuck about the olympics and hasn't for ... decades? Once the soviet union fell it became totally boomertier shit nobody cares about except corrupt politicians and bootlickers.
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I remember them still being a big thing to care about until about 2012. After that, they have had a stench of corruption to them.
 
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A shrouded figure from the catacombs took young children into a boat with the torch. It looked extremely sinister and conspiracy theorists will be talking about it for a long time.

France is really, really leaning into its cultural stereotypes with the initial performances. It's really only Americans who are so embarrassed about stereotyping anyone or thinking about national stereotypes, and it really shows here. If Salt Lake City 2034 decided to be this level of American, it would open on a guy in a ten gallon hat shooting fireworks out of six-shooters while riding to the stage on a flying cheeseburger.
 
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