Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

Munchingonfish said:
I'm not familiar with Total Biscuit, but I was subscribed to Jim's Youtube channel for a few months. I have no idea how he makes $10k/month on Patreon. Sure, he puts out lots of content, but it's dull. His quick looks at shitty indie games are rarely funny, and there's only so many times you can do a blanket rant about DLC, micro-transactions, publisher lies and busted launches before it all sounds the same. What got me to unsub was when I watched a video and heard him say he was supposed to edit out a bit of gameplay but didn't. It wasn't a live stream so there was nothing stopping him from doing that. The fat ass just didn't want to spend 10 seconds.
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Its funny but even being a fat beta cuck he sometimes manages to make valid points.
The problem is he then hammers home his point till your bored of it.
Then he just ends up padding out his videos ranting about how much he likes cock and how hes going to be misunderstood.
At this point hes just being paid to shit talk dlc and promote boglins.
I stopped taking anything he said seriously after i posted in the comments section on one of his rants about preorder culture that if a game turns out to be shitty just return it to the store refund or credit.....the idea of going outside must have triggered him because he kept on deleting that comment.
 
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ObeseScreamingBlackMan said:
Aren't Sterling and his old lady both at Slaton levels of lardass?

Who is fucking either of them enough to justify the 'open' (lol cuck) relationship?

They both probably just sit at home all night eating pork rinds and playing vidya.
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Sterling's pretty chunksome and that stupid bloody costume he has (which I genuinely thought / hoped was some sort of parody type thing meant in jest) does him no favours. Though I don't think he's at Slaton levels. You need a real dedication to shovelling pies and pasties down your face-hole to get to that level of bulbosity.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
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What the fuck is with those glasses? Where do SJWs even get those things? They basically advertise you're fucking insane to anyone who sees them.

Is there some warehouse full of those ugly ass things that they give you the moment you make up some shitty pronoun to call yourself?

buffaloWildWings said:
Don't forget that Jim Sterling's wife's son is black.
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So the fat son of a bitch can literally unironically say "Never talk to me or my wife's son again."
 
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AnOminous said:
What the fuck is with those glasses? Where do SJWs even get those things? They basically advertise you're fucking insane to anyone who sees them.

Is there some warehouse full of those ugly ass things that they give you the moment you make up some shitty pronoun to call yourself?



So the fat son of a bitch can literally unironically say "Never talk to me or my wife's son again."
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I imagine they're sold at the female equivalent of whatever store beta fag nice guys buy their fedoras
 
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AnOminous said:
What the fuck is with those glasses? Where do SJWs even get those things? They basically advertise you're fucking insane to anyone who sees them.

Is there some warehouse full of those ugly ass things that they give you the moment you make up some shitty pronoun to call yourself?
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While this is true, the more important question is, who in God's name could stick their dick in that "thing". An obese, chubby, pasty faced, teenage-boy haircut with dyed blue hair, and of course, the obligatory "cat-eye glasses from the 1960's that those types seem to love. You could literally spend the rest of your life jacking off in the shower and turn out to be a much more balanced and happy individual than fucking something that looks that horrendous.
 
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WarehouseKiwi said:
TB's infamous SomethingAwful post in full
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Holy fuck.

"Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155."

Someone non-autistic would have stopped somewhere before that.

I'm not going to read all this autism, but this jumped out:

"Not surprising really as we mammals only use 10% of our brains."

Which, incidentally, is utter bullshit. In fact, it's such bullshit there's even a Wikipedia article specifically on what utter bullshit it is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_the_brain_myth
 
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Coleman Francis said:
While this is true, the more important question is, who in God's name could stick their dick in that "thing". An obese, chubby, pasty faced, teenage-boy haircut with dyed blue hair, and of course, the obligatory "cat-eye glasses from the 1960's that those types seem to love. You could literally spend the rest of your life jacking off in the shower and turn out to be a much more balanced and happy individual than fucking something that looks that horrendous.
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Hm, I get this feeling he's getting more dicks stuck in him than she is. I'd imagine for a big lazy slobby woman a dude who is into swinging or whatever other "weird life" they dabble in is a great treat - she probably doesn't have to do anything physical, just jeer at him from across the room while he gets boned by other dudes or perhaps troons.

In other words, I'd like to see someone dig up his FetLife account, of which I'm sure there is one.
 
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Coleman Francis said:
While this is true, the more important question is, who in God's name could stick their dick in that "thing". An obese, chubby, pasty faced, teenage-boy haircut with dyed blue hair, and of course, the obligatory "cat-eye glasses from the 1960's that those types seem to love. You could literally spend the rest of your life jacking off in the shower and turn out to be a much more balanced and happy individual than fucking something that looks that horrendous.
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He married her so he could get permanent residence in the United States. There's no other explanation.
 
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