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CircuSphere said:
I mean the eggs are capable of sustaining a growing chick for three weeks so they are going to be nutritionally complete I would imagine.
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No carbs
No fiber
No vitamin E
No vitamin K
No iron
No zinc
No vitamin B except folate
Insufficient calcium
Insufficient vitamin D
Insufficient magnesium
Insufficient potassium

Chicken eggs are not "nutritionally complete," no. I'm probably missing some too.
 
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Harm said:
No carbs
No fiber
No vitamin E
No vitamin K
No iron
No zinc
No vitamin B except folate
Insufficient calcium
Insufficient vitamin D
Insufficient magnesium
Insufficient potassium

Chicken eggs are not "nutritionally complete," no. I'm probably missing some too.
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I haven't had a solid shit in about 2 years now
I do take a multivitamin every morning though to compensate for my diet. So far I've only had lower back pain on the sides so as far as I can see, I'm healthy as fuck
 
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Harm said:
No carbs
No fiber
No vitamin E
No vitamin K
No iron
No zinc
No vitamin B except folate
Insufficient calcium
Insufficient vitamin D
Insufficient magnesium
Insufficient potassium

Chicken eggs are not "nutritionally complete," no. I'm probably missing some too.
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All one needs for a nutritious diet. Just add water.

Edit: Damn you @TETRABAX you're supposed to be only ironically dumb.
 
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TETRABAX said:
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I haven't had a solid shit in about 2 years now
I do take a multivitamin every morning though to compensate for my diet. So far I've only had lower back pain on the sides so as far as I can see, I'm healthy as fuck
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Psyllium husk powder. Let it soak in water for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally, until it forms a gel. If you can only find the stuff that's orange flavored, then get a sugar free variant. Down it along with a separate glass of water.
 
Harm said:
Psyllium husk powder. Let it soak in water for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally, until it forms a gel. If you can only find the stuff that's orange flavored, then get a sugar free variant. Down it along with a separate glass of water.
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I think it was because I was a kratom addict for 8 years and was at ~120g/d and my digestive system got used to having a diet of like 80% fiber. Once that was fixed it all fell to shit and hasn't repaired itself
 
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Lidl Drip said:
It's extremely unlikely that she menstruates or ovulates. Leptin is a hormone that is essential for ovulation and it is produced by fat cells. This is also an issue many professional female athletes experience because their body fat % is just too low for their menstrual cycle to work properly.
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100% agree. I’m not too familiar with her as I don’t really see the appeal of watching a skeleton, but I can’t see how she has had a period in years.

Gorton Colu said:
The need to 100 percent agree with someone on every possible opinion is demented.

When Joah has bad takes on MATI, my first thought is "What a retard" and I continue enjoying the show. I come here and see people melting down over Johm Potter saying something they didn't care for and I am disappoint.

We are all here because we are retards, please allow others the common courtesy of also being retards.
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Finally a sane take.

davids877 said:
The 2020 Olympics was not cancelled, they just moved it a year later and still call it Tokyo 2020. Almost no spectators in person due to concerns about the plague.
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The 1916 Olympics were also cancelled due to the First World War.
 
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solidus said:
100% agree. I’m not too familiar with her as I don’t really see the appeal of watching a skeleton, but I can’t see how she has had a period in years.
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I've always wondered how this works for women. If the menstruation cycle is skipped due to malnutrition, does that delay menopause?
 
Harm said:
No carbs
No fiber
No vitamin E
No vitamin K
No iron
No zinc
No vitamin B except folate
Insufficient calcium
Insufficient vitamin D
Insufficient magnesium
Insufficient potassium

Chicken eggs are not "nutritionally complete," no. I'm probably missing some too.
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I really don't want to have an autistic debate about nutrition (that shit bores me to tears) for an off hand observation about having a fridge full of eggs. Obviously he is eating carbs and starch and fiber from somewhere other than his fridge and multi-vitamins exist.

All I wanted to say is that eggs make sense as a cheap simple simple food that keeps well and covers the basics. They literally have to be, nature is full of obligate egg eaters.
 
God's strongest milkman said:
I have a topic, at about an hour and half in you talk about turkey tom and the pajeet discounting the forum and you say it would help if people understood that the forum isnt a monolith. Everyone on the website knows that different parts of the website contain wildly different people. Fat ladys in the beauty parlor, paychopaths in the DSP area, legal genisues in the Balldo, unbelievable faggots in the news area.

have you considered that getting people to refer to different subgroups by name instead of "kiwi farmers" might be easier if the conflict between some of the threads was more known. just getting some gender wars obssesed faggot to talk about the homosexuals of the women hate thread and the bitter cunts of the man hate thread might help.

when people think of "kiwifarmers" they think of a white supremacist hunched over a keyboard bullying gays so hard they burst into flames. hulk hogan is our greatest ally in revealing we arent a monoloith. they must know we have faggots too and really, we're not that different after all.

YouTubers and "influencers" are money driven business people that sell drama and intrigue. when two buisnesses have problems many lawyers will advocate a buisness deal that makes both sides money as the best solution. many drama YouTubers use Kiwifarms anyways, you ever tried explicitly giving one a video idea or more directly feeding them content in return for things, like mentions or kickbacks?
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Nobody's gonna refer to KF by subgroups. They're generous if they admit KF is a big place with lots of users & varying opinions on many topics. You yourself refer to "youtubers" and "influencers" as a monolith in this same post. The reality is, people will choose the path of least resistance when describing KF or anyone or anything, most commonly. And creators will use KF to discern popular topics & obscure details as subject matter for their content, regardless of how they feel about KF personally or publicly. Insisting on credit or kickback seems tedious, considering KF is in fact not a monolith but rather the result of many individuals' research, time & effort.
Anyway you can't expect surface-level research before publishing a claim when MATI itself publishes plenty of claims without surface-level research.
 
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TETRABAX said:
I've always wondered how this works for women. If the menstruation cycle is skipped due to malnutrition, does that delay menopause?
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No it doesn’t work like that. By definition menopause is the lack of a period in 12 months, so technically she is already there.
 
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@TETRABAX , you need to buy yourself a case of MREs if you still refuse to cook your own food. My husband treats those things the way 90s kids with competent parents treated those Lunchables pizza kits; like novel little funsy food play kits. TBH, MRE Feeder Bingo randomized cards, MREs to eat and Steve1989 on the TV is a fucking good time. My card always has "entire bite to sample condiment" and "spoon/glass chime".

RIP, Kay's Feeder Bingo. It's just not the same without Josh's weird laughs, gagging and raging about the Bri'ish.
 
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