Turkey Tom Thread

[DickMain]

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The man against gooning now fantasizes about another man's penis.

lmfao Tom's browsing the thread for random screenshots because he's too retarded to download and browse the leaks himself

He sounds so fake when he's acting outraged. "Dude, they were talking about lolis in the server? Dude. What? Dude. This is fucked. Dude." Someone get this gooner an Oscar.

>"He made a pretty bad response"
>"She my bad"

Lmao respecting the pronouns of a pedophile

I'm just quoting you all from the Tyson thread so that more people can see what Tom's up to atm and hopefully someday have this in one spot for whoever ends up making a legit OP.

 

[AskeDead]

Tom don’t defend pedos challenge

 

[dick tha master]

Tom has officially entered his lolcow arc.

 

[DickMain]

Tom don’t defend pedos challenge

[while pulling up the nearly-nude Mr Beast photo]
Gone SEXUAL? IMPOSSIBLE?

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

Wait a fucking minute....
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WOW that's actually Furfag #2... good find!

 

[DickMain]

WOW that's actually Furfag #2... good find!

I don't know about that one. One's missing an eye, has a headband, has different 'freckles', and has differently-colored ears and snout on the mask. I don't think they're quite lining up.

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

I don't know about that one. One's missing an eye, has a headband, has different 'freckles', and has differently-colored ears and snout on the mask. I don't think they're quite lining up.

I thought the eye was just blocked by loose fur or something. I also think the odd coloring is different color grading in the photos. The brow and ear shapes look almost EXACTLY the same

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[dick tha master]

it's furfag #2

I don't know about that one. One's missing an eye, has a headband, has different 'freckles', and has differently-colored ears and snout on the mask. I don't think they're quite lining up.

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

Note: This one doesn't really look like an E-girl, this one looks a little bit more on the autism spectrum, but given the context, c'mon Tom.

Whoops, I totally forgot to add this screenshot. This adds context to the girl I think is autistic, and presents herself in a fashion more equivocal to Pokimane. Non-sexualized, but self aware of the Internet finding her to be attractive. She is a tech streamer of some sort.

 

[Looney Troons]

Tom, you’re not only a pedo-sympathizer but you’re also a furfag.

“What’s the big deal? Yeah, but how does that affect you personally?”

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Now, it is of my personal opinion that thirst traps/e-girls are considered a form of soft-core porn. Yet Turkey "her prostate" Tom claims that porn is bad for you? IDK man, seems sus.

I don't think saying porn is bad for you and consuming porn is sus or irredeemably hypocritical, the "nofap" movement for instance is very aware that people will relapse, but still note that consuming it isn't a good idea. Plus I wouldn't say a few images of egirls are akin to the porn vortex that the likes of goon clown deals with or anything like that.
I think its mainly falling into a cycle of chronic consumption / finding more and more depraved shit.

 

[Wodanaz]

wow. cringe.
well it's not like I didn't do stupid shit when I was younger but jesus christ, it seems like he's suffering an identity crisis or something. Maybe he doesn't really truly know what he believes in yet. That's the most charitable way to interpret this. The uncharitable way is of course to castigate him as a coomer (fair). Reluctant to shit on fans of the forum but this is some peak fatherless behavior.

 

[MeltyTW]

i think tom will troon out. he needs to do it already and spare us this charade like all the others in the past. normally id say to just not do it and to not love tranny pedos but he seems too far gone for that. so fuck off.

edit also legos arent based. the last youtuber who favored legos drank his own cum

 

[kiwirevolving]

Turkey Tom always struck me as someone with severe ego issues

I guess that's what happens when you make videos about stupid people on the internet for years to make you feel better about yourself

Tom, you're never getting a colab with MrBeast by defending him and his pedo friend. The only colab you'll ever get is with one of those companies making suicide pods in Switzerland for you to try out.

Her prostate btw

 

[harmy.kook]

I bet $10 Tommy-Boy has gooned so much that he's jacking it to Lolicon.

There's no way he hasn't.

You have Furries, Femboys, AND Futanari?...

 

[Nate Higgers]

Being a grown ass adult “man” who’s obsessed with legos because “it’s heckin creative!” is gay as shit.

Buy a fucking set of wood chisels, a COPE-ing saw, a Japanese push saw, a tape measure, a square, and learn to make a fucking dovetail joint. Get into woodworking. If you’re not a total soy-filled bitch, you could even get into welding. With Tom’s money he could get a decent machine and all the PPE to go with it.

But no, he has to snap together plastic xenoestrogen-laden bricks together because it’s not as difficult for his soft workshy limpwristed hands. He doesn’t want to get his A Day to Remember graphic tee dirty, guys!

 

[MeltyTW]

Being a grown ass adult “man” who’s obsessed with legos because “it’s heckin creative!” is gay as shit.

Buy a fucking set of wood chisels, a COPE-ing saw, a Japanese push saw, a tape measure, a square, and learn to make a fucking dovetail joint. Get into woodworking. If you’re not a total soy-filled bitch, you could even get into welding. With Tom’s money he could get a decent machine and all the PPE to go with it.

But no, he has to snap together plastic xenoestrogen-laden bricks together because it’s not as difficult for his soft workshy limpwristed hands. He doesn’t want to get his A Day to Remember graphic tee dirty, guys!

well tbf in the past men would see marvels of recreational engineering like the then new carousels as a kid and have fond memories and want to share them to the point of crafting magnificent works themselves, learning to draw or carve or build to make works for a new generation to be awe inspired and share the memories and same wonder they did. but turkey tom is gay so he wont have kids so why bother with the effort? why bother with the effort when your ideas will die with you and her prostate

 

[Nate Higgers]

well tbf in the past men would see marvels of recreational engineering like the then new carousels as a kid and have fond memories and want to share them to the point of crafting magnificent works themselves, learning to draw or carve or build to make works for a new generation to be awe inspired and share the memories and same wonder they did. but turkey tom is gay so he wont have kids so why bother with the effort? why bother with the effort when your ideas will die with you and her prostate

I think it’s more that he has that soulless MrBeast-esque mindset of “wul why would I get into woodworking? I can’t make that into content! There’s already plenty of carpentry channels on YouTube dood!”.

It can’t be overstated but I don’t think he’s ever had an actual real job. And I don’t mean framing houses or working in construction, I mean he I don’t think he’s even worked in retail or anything like that. He’s been on jewtube so long and he’s gotten to the point where he has to try and spin anything he does into “content” so he can make more Adsense shekels off of it. He couldn’t fathom the idea of doing something, in private, at home, off camera, and not prodoocing it into content for zoomers to consoom.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think it’s more that he has that soulless MrBeast-esque mindset of “wul why would I get into woodworking? I can’t make that into content! There’s already plenty of carpentry channels on YouTube dood!”.

what a sad life. and whats sadder is that media absolutely can be a craft in itself. what do you even do with millions if not find some craft? i guess he just faps all day to femboys. pitiful

 

[Wodanaz]

Turkey Tom always struck me as someone with severe ego issues

I guess that's what happens when you make videos about stupid people on the internet for years to make you feel better about yourself

Unironically probably true for 95% of cases. Jimothy Metokur is one of the only ones I can think of for whom this wouldn't apply, because he just really enjoyed shitting on juggalos.