Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[glass_houses]

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"Hmm... I wonder if it would be worth swapping out a couple bottles of soft drink for a packet of cheap, dry pasta with admittedly low nutritional value but a comfortable weight in the belly when nuked for breakfast, cutting down the destructive urge to snack and waste money chasing empty calories?"

 

[FatalTater]

I am reminded to donate to local animal rescues when I read here, for Polissa-types are everywhere and people who have to try to clean up their mess need all the help they can get.

 

[Breadbear]

"Hmm... I wonder if it would be worth swapping out a couple bottles of soft drink for a packet of cheap, dry pasta with admittedly low nutritional value but a comfortable weight in the belly when nuked for breakfast, cutting down the destructive urge to snack and waste money chasing empty calories?"

Mello Yello > spaghetti

 

[scumfuck]

Kitty image dump

Spoiler: Images

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Fresh from Polissa, a trio of TikToks that will amuse and anger!

First! She switched her endorsement to Kamala Harris (although she is still very pro RFK). Bonus quoting of the Hamilton musical at the end. I am absolutely convinced that she had a Tumblr ten years ago; many of her "geek" interests were hot there in that time period.

Spoiler: lol Hamilton

Just in case no one's ever told you, and you don't know, I may be the first to tell you! It is okay to change your mind! No one is holding you to the originally chosen path! You can get off that path any time you choose!

Now! This is my example! I once was a Republican! I voted for Bush. I voted for Mitt Romney. I voted for Trump! I regret the Trump vote, I apologize!

See how I did that? It's okay! We all make mistakes!

Then, last election, I changed my mind, and I changed my vote, and I voted Biden!

Now, I wasn't going to vote Biden this time! I wasn't going to vote Trump this time! I really like Mr Kennedy! I like Robert Kennedy, I like what the man has to say and I agree with him!

However! With the recent change of, we're gonna say the changing of the guard from Biden to Kamala, and the energizing effect that Kamala has had on not just the Democrat party but women in general... I'm changing my mind! Because, A) I don't a path forward for Kennedy at this point now with Kamala running... And there's no way in hell you can get me to vote for Trump again! So, that's where I'm at! This is my official endorsement for Kamala Harris! I hope that she really does work for the people!

Do we always see eye to eye? No. I hope that she gets a lot of things right!

At this point, as in Hamilton says-- Hamilton said, "I'll vote Jefferson! I don't agree with the man on anything, but the man has morals! Which is more than Burr has!"

Then she went gaga over Celine Dion's Olympic comeback.

Spoiler: blow a kiss

I don't know if you watched the Olympics tonight. The opening ceremonies, been watching all evening.

Y'all, Celine Dion! Just saying! And I never thought I'd see her sing publicly again, and what a treat! We love you, Celine! *blows kiss*

And finally, the most frustrating one. Polissa made a slideshow of old cat photos set to a sample of some commentary about JD Vance's cat lady comment. Most infuriatingly, there is a photo of Shadow in this (it's the one where the cat is sniffing the flowers; it was the one used in her private post about his death). I could not get this to properly archive, as it was formatted as a slideshow with added audio, so I had to screen record it. (edit: @scumfuck also posted the raw photos. Thanks, dude)

Such a great cat lady that I've seen most of these pictures multiple times and I still can't tell most of them apart.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I thought I couldn't hate Pissa more than I already do. The cat slideshow proved me wrong, because somehow, somewhere inside of me, more bile welled up as I was watching.

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

It’s unfortunate that taxpayer money funds the cell service for this oxygen hog to post this mindless drivel when it could be used for legit people in need. The cat slideshow is easily one of the most infuriating things I’ve seen recently on the internet and watch a lot of C-Span.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

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she really is just the living embodiment of those people who claim to not have enough money for food only for it to be found out that they are buying 400 dollars worth of soda.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Such a great cat lady that I've seen most of these pictures multiple times and I still can't tell most of them apart.

What’s awful is I don’t think we have seen all of these kitties since some of these photos or seen them at all unless I memory holed. i tried to do a good kitty round up a while ago and couldn’t keep track and gave up. I had no idea about the creamsicle (orange and white) kitty or the solid gray one. There’s so many of these little dudes. Good gravy. No wonder meemaw is frustrated with the cats.

Sometimes when I feel myself getting MATI on this thread while writing I feel like I have to attach an internet cat photo as a sigil of protection (twu) but never do

 

[McSneaks]

She's isolated, mattresses poison her, homeless, has nothing to do, and begs on the internet....maybe take your fatass outside and panhandle? That would solve being isolated, you're already outside since you're homeless, there's no mattresses to worry about. It's literally the same shit you're doing right now except you'd actually get something from it? There's also A LOT of entitled, aggressive homeless people so her attitude would even fit right in. And a lot of them get mad if you offer them food instead of money, just instead of fentanyl she can buy retarded Halloween carts. Oh right muh heat, I can't afford groceries and have less than 1 meal a day but I'm 400 pounds...while homeless....

You ever seen a fat homeless bitch? No? Weird

Much like her understanding of "help" and "family", I think Pissa doesn't understand the concept of "love" either.
If you love something, you want it to be happy, or at least healthy and alive. Pissa loves her cats in the same way a child loves their teddy bear. Teddy bear exists to bring the child joy, but the child isn't asked to prioritize the stuffed animal's well being.
That's how she sees the things she "loves". The cats are there to make her feel the warm fuzzies, not to burden her with any responsibility of her own.

I got a feeling there's a lot of words poolissa doesn't understand

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

She also doesn’t understand the word homeless. I still can’t get over the fact that she posted saying she’s homeless, while sitting on the front porch of a home . Gorl, what

 

[Octopi]

Lmao, I was wondering when she would drop RFK. I'm surprised she hasn't sperged out about him wanting to send Adderall addicts to labor camps yet.

her flip-flopping between loving cat mom and trying to wash her hands of the cats is so infuriating.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Lmao, I was wondering when she would drop RFK. I'm surprised she hasn't sperged out about him wanting to send Adderall addicts to labor camps yet.

her flip-flopping between loving cat mom and trying to wash her hands of the cats is so infuriating.

I was expecting it to happen soon, too, between her getting endlessly mocked for it on TikTok and her tendency to weasel her way into something if she thinks she’ll get gimmes out of it. Her jumping to Harris does not feel “genuine,” if you catch my drift.

Josh implied another cat recently passed in a comment



(I’m assuming “the shadow” is from autocorrect)

I could not remember what Fester looked like for the life of me. Luckily, Polissa has a long dormant Twitter for the cats that most of these photos were also posted in.



I know nothing about him save for he was in one of the Addams Family litters. RIP if you are indeed gone.

They all must be or almost are feral if Matilda is regularly found outside the barn. I like @Berserker Armor’s suggestion of TNR for the intact ones. Otherwise, unless help comes for over 15 cats, them becoming wild cats may be for the best. Would be nice to laugh more at Polly’s antics or the Florida or Bust saga vs “another one?! wait, which one was that again?”

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I too eagerly await the Florida Couch Surfing arc. Maybe we can get a poll on how long it will take before each family member or friend tosses them out. The endless bawling about her "homelessness" and needing a HOME and expecting others to provide the money and furnishings. It would definitely be better than the constant animal abuse. But like others have said, it won't take long for her to start collecting another animal horde she can't afford and coming up with endless excuses for why SHE had to take these strays in. And now it's everyone else's job to pay for it again.

 

[Angry New Ager]

They all must be or almost are feral if Matilda is regularly found outside the barn.

Words have meanings, so here's some cat-lady spergery about those meanings:

No, Polissa's original cats are not feral, and never will be feral, even though they are now living outside.

Spoiler

Feral cats are wild animals. They have had little or no contact with humans since birth, and will actively avoid them. They might come to tolerate the presence of a specific human who feeds them on a predictable basis, but they cannot be touched or handled, and will run away or attack you if you try. The only way to get them in for spay/neuter, medical care, or relocation is to trap them. And well-meaning attempts to tame them almost always fail, because they are wild animals.

If there are feral cats on Meemaw's property, it's any of the kittens that the mothers hid from Polissa, and that she never got around to socializing. The veneer of domestication is extremely thin on cats, so they will grow up to be completely wild, despite having tame mothers. Since I doubt that Meemaw or either of her useless daughters cares about the cats, or sees them as anything but a nuisance that they tolerate only for Polissa's sake, it's safe to assume that all future kittens are going to end up feral.

Tame cats who end up fending for themselves after getting lost or being abandoned can appear feral, and even act like feral cats after being trapped and taken to a shelter, because the shelter environment is incredibly stessful. But if they are allowed to decompress, they will start exhibiting tame behaviors again, and willingly interact with and show affection to humans. Around here, apparent "ferals" in shelters get adopted out as barn cats, and I see countless posts about how those "ferals" are now friendly, or have the run of the house. That's because they were never feral in the first place, just frightened, stressed tame cats who ended up as strays.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Pissa presenting a slideshow of her cats is like Jeffrey Dahmer presenting a slideshow of his human victims.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Tame cats who end up fending for themselves after getting lost or being abandoned can appear feral, and even act like feral cats after being trapped and taken to a shelter, because the shelter environment is incredibly stessful. But if they are allowed to decompress, they will start exhibiting tame behaviors again, and willingly interact with and show affection to humans. Around here, apparent "ferals" in shelters get adopted out as barn cats, and I see countless posts about how those "ferals" are now friendly, or have the run of the house. That's because they were never feral in the first place, just frightened, stressed tame cats who ended up as strays.

Talked about this same subject regarding pissa’s cats with a cat lady friend. We have been throwing around feral here a lot more than we should. The term “pseudo feral” is a good way to describe these cats. They WERE pets once and can be again with the right environment. They have the potential to be able to be taken to a rescue, hopefully adopted given time in the right environment to become a every day house cat (who would need litter training bad).. but at the same time we know truly so little about the state of the cats. we can rely on speculation more than Polly’s words. As there are things that have been totally lied about or not even talked about. We don’t know how many cats are out there at this point and I DONT THINK THEY DO EITHER!

Spoiler: Outcomes I have explored

This spoiler is to save some space ngl. I’m sick so any word salad I am sorry.
1) the TNR. Good idea in theory but involves the family to cooperate with an organization. They would have to check the traps for cats when the org isn’t there checking them and reach out to let them know. They would also need to know how many cats they have and who’s who. Curse of too many black cats and babies coming and going. If whoever they are working with rescue wise is allowed to by the family I am sure they can also possibly remove some of these cats instead of tnr during this process. Like Ager said. These cats aren’t truly feral. Even if it’s just them regaining trust with some of the cats until they can be put into a carrier.
The kicker is that meemaw wants them all Gone like Now. As if they haven’t reproduced like rabbits. I doubt she would allow tnr or anyone to actively be on her property to help out. This would require them to cooperate with people. This family comes off as very uncooperative ngl
2) some cats are still friendly enough and people trusting enough to be rehomed. Put them into carrier and off to shelter. maybe tnr who isn’t trusting yet and try to gain it. TNR feral babes. Hard to think about as rn there’s too many animals and not enough adopters. It’s why my brain went straight to TNR honestly. So this option is out the window most likely . Also requires cooperation. Something idk if they will get from meemaw.
3) unfortunately. Killing them. I hate to say it but the fact that they haven’t been actively killing them that we know of (yet) has been surprising. Having been around the same flavor of trash as the family Polly hails from. They have no qualms about it when it comes to cats.
4) they do nothing and let it fester but bitch about it. Polly whines for help on social media. Meemaw and mom yell at Polly about the cats. The cats reproduce and shit out true ferals.
pl: having cared for a colony with pseudo ferals and real ferals… it’s work. Lots of work and fucking sad

Tdlr: Cat colonies are really complex to deal with especially when they start reproducing. They also require cooperation on every part especially if they are in someone’s property. A lot of these options we have thrown out are honest to god not going to happen.
Option 4 is more likely what’s going to happen. Let’s be honest. That family loves to let things get worse and bitch as a whole. Not just Polly. So. These cats are doomed.

 

[Angry New Ager]

They have the potential to be able to be taken to a rescue, hopefully adopted given time in the right environment to become a every day house cat (who would need litter training bad)..

I would bet that Polissa's cats, if adopted out as singles or pairs, and in a clean, responsible home, would be good as gold when it came to litterbox habits.

Spoiler: catbox sperg, God help us all

They've been peeing outside of the box because they've been stressed—underfed, too many cats in one space, unaltered, not enough boxes, filthy boxes, fleabitten, and forced to live with emotionally unstable and unpredictable humans in a filthy, foul-smelling environment.

I've fostered and adopted hoarder cats that came out of nightmare conditions, as well as hard-luck tame strays that had been out on their own for a while, and when given a clean box, some privacy, and a sense of safety, they all knew what the litterbox was for, and gladly used it. Even true ferals figure it out, because the instinct to seek out a safe, previously-unused place to do their business, where there is loose material to cover it up, is hardwired. Kittens may still have to learn the finer points of it from their mothers or other adult cats—every cat I've had who didn't cover their poop (or would dig at surfaces outside the box in a failed attempt to do so) was separated from their mom too young, and not raised with an older cat—but they still knew to use the box.

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

Normally I find the subjects covered here on the Farms to be people to laugh at that I wish no real ill will to because they will bring enough on themselves in due time (see: Boogey1488’s cancer arc). Polissa, on the other hand, I really do wish her nothing but misery until she falls over dead for what she’s done to cats during the time she’s been covered here. At any point in time she could have done something, anything, to improve these animals lives and she did nothing but subject them to more suffering while crying for “halp”. Fuck her.

Spoiler: PL

Just made another $1,000 donation to one of the no kill shelters one of our special needs cats (history of urethra blockages) came from to spite this oxygen hog.

 

[retard strength II]

I'm a birdfag so the creation of any new outdoor cat colonies makes me very angry/sad. She really never loved or gave a shit about those cats.

And, of course, it couldn't ever possibly be her fault or responsibility! It's those cat ladies fault for not helping more! It's the landlords fault! It's the rescue shelter's fault! It's Meemaw's fault!