Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[Dumcumpster]

I was banned from yo mama's bed cause my dick to big

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I made fun of Patrick Tomlinson's Beloved car for having that weak ass engine in a S197 Mustang and he blocked me in about 12 minutes. lol

In high-school they claimed I incited a "race riot" (extreamly exaggerated) and I was banned from all assemblies since then. Some lame ass assembly on telling what we were allowed to think and say, I stood up and started yelling this is a violation of the 1st amendment and preventing us from having independent thought to question authority. Mom and Dad got that phone call from the principal, they told them "you get to take the day off whenever we have an assembly from now on"

I got banned from the KF "Man hating thread" because I said Sigourney Weaver was a good actress an "Ellen Ripley" was a great character I loved but, when she became involved as a producer she helped ruin the "alien" franchise in part 3. Previous posts brought up Sigourney Weaver and after I posted people reacted to my post in a neutral/positive manner, I thought that ban was uncalled for.

I got banned for a "no one word post" in the news articles section of KF. I made a custom Wojack with IDK... 20 words and just posted "This" above the Wojack. I thought that ban was stupid I appealed the ban explained I made the Wojack myself that contained obviously more than 1 word and was still banned for a week or some shit. Dumb.


Youtube has deleted a lot of the shit I wrote and sent me a few warnings on TOS. I will not reveal how I did this but, I basically tricked them into giving me free premium membership and making them think I actually paid for it, I wrote a message saying I would stop paying for my premium membership if they could not cite how I violated TOS and continued to censor outside their own TOS. Haven't gotten a TOS warning message since then. lol.

Some Gun forum I got a 2 week ban for calling a nigger who raped and robbed some random woman "Amish". Which had become a colloquialism for useless nigger at that time.

IDK if this applies but, I've snuck into a half a dozen clubs and places that required stupid high door cover or 21+ ID for a show just by pretending to be staff or picking / jimmying open the back door to the place. I don't drink or really go to many bars anymore but, if you are ever in a place you are not supposed to be the first drink you order at the bar you excessively over-tip the bar tender, always in cash and say a few words complimenting them. IE 8$ drink you give them the $20 when hey try to give you change you say "No, that's all you you. Hey, Guns and Roses? I love that Vintage shirt" if you or your girl get trouble with the bouncer the bar tender will vouch for you like you saved his/her drowning child.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

Being happy for more than 24 hours.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Youtube has deleted a lot of the shit I wrote and sent me a few warnings on TOS. I will not reveal how I did this but, I basically tricked them into giving me free premium membership and making them think I actually paid for it, I wrote a message saying I would stop paying for my premium membership if they could not cite how I violated TOS and continued to censor outside their own TOS. Haven't gotten a TOS warning message since then. lol.

This is actually impressive, good on you on getting a Premium from Jewtube for free lol

 

[MajinGoku]

I am banned on reddit for harrasment because I made fun of qasem soleimani dying

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

My Criminal Record​

Twitter	Doxing, Racism, made fun of a Jewish girl in a wheelchair.
Instagram	Homophobia, pissed off the boy scouts of America.
Discord	Doxing, racism, making fun of tumblrites, blasting chimpanzee sounds at black people in the fortnite discord despite not even playing fortnite.
Pirate101	I called someone a faggot
YouTube	Posted multiple anti tranny videos, racism
Miiverse	"Bullying & Harassment"
Minecraft	Racism
Clash of Clans	Racism
SS13	Racism, griefing furry servers by fucking with their hosting, transphobia.
Kiwi Farms	TBD

 

[Blazing Piety]

I'm banned on multiple Garry's Mod servers for propkilling, proppushing, PAC3 abuse, and Expression 2 troll scripts. I have very fond memories of smashing train props into the builds that kids were making.
I'm also banned on a number of TF2 servers for "cheating" and griefing. Notably, I was banned from Uncletopia, the server chain ran by TF2 Youtuber Uncle Dane, for repeating multiple times over voice chat that Uncle Dane had raped and killed children behind the Ronald McDonald house in 2000. For whatever reason, that didn't get me a permaban, yet you do get permabans if you disrespect trannies on those servers.
An old YouTube account I had was shadowbanned. Not sure how I accomplished that because it had no uploads.

 

[grump]

I've been effectively banned from many places mostly due directly or indirectly to politics. And I don't run around yelling racial slurs or anything like that or even personally insult people like some others do. A lot of places especially libtard places will still ban you simply for stating a contrary opinion even if they don't have the above excuses.

Slashdot: very tame rightleaning (for the standards of the board) comments. They have a retarded moderation system meant for trolling and disruptive behavior that people just use against posts they don't like.

Hacker News: also because of unpopular opinions. They also have a retarded moderation system similar to slashdot that seems like it was originally meant for spam disruptive behavior etc which people use to flag opinions they don't like.

Twitter: Called DSP a thot

Reddit: various subs for politics and reasons I can't remember

A law forum: Called obama obastard

various youtube comment sections: Mostly for political wrongthink or simply pointing something out the libtard comment nanny didn't like. A lot of these were corporate entities you wouldn't imagine would be so petty or have the time to do this sort of policing.

FreeRepublic: Unlike the others this is an explicitly rightwing site. Mostly for old out of touch boomers. Got banned simply for criticizing the flood of hate for other more conservative republicans daring to run in the primary since they are a Trump cult over there. I mean I support Trump over the Dims as well, but they were a little too much 'Trump is our lord and master no matter what even above conservatism on a site allegedly founded on conservatism'.

StackExchange: I don't understand how anyone who uses the site regularly can stay unbanned. Its probably one of the most unfriendly places on the entire internet. Like most of the many many many people banned on that site, this was simply because I posted technical questions the neckbeards over there didn't like for whatever unfathomable reason. Common excuses being: you should have looked it up first (I tried that but this is a question you can't effectively look the answer up for unless you already know it). The answer has been posted before (not really and not in a way you could easily look it up unless you already knew the answer and didn't need to look it up)

Wikipedia: Wasn't really banned so much as pushed out once the Jannies set up camp there. The turning point was when I saw a top admin in the highest caste of this supposedly professional website openly mocking and insulting everybody trying to address concerns about his behavior of nakedly partisan editing as if he was a 5 year old kid.

 

[Quiproquo]

I got a 1 week ban in the autistic thunderdome for posting a 1 word reply last year when I was more of a newfag that I am now.
I cannot think of anything else, I guess I'm good at lying low and generally if a place is retarded I piss off on my own or never participate to begin with.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Countless fake Facebook accounts just mocking the shit out of boomers

 

[Blackstar]

Bossmanjack's discord server and kick chat

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Twitter (2021 approx) banned for hate/violent speech

Twitter (2024) banned for hate/violent speech

Tomb Raider Forums (2007) - banned for calling a mod a rhombus-headed cunt

Yahoo Answers (5x bans in total across several accounts (2008-2012); usually for calling out sock accounts of ‘top contributors’

Digital Spy Forums (2012?) - banned for arguing with multiple socialist lesbians

FriendsReunited (UK pre-cursor to Facebook, 2003 approx) - jokingly messaged someone I was still in touch with IRL over a public group, asking him ‘if he was still one of the world’s most prolific sex offenders’

 

[Thé au lait]

Xbox Live

Got mad at someone and called him a nigger

They ban you now for saying nigger on Xbox fucking Live? Fuck this gay bullshit
Mine are Twitter (10 times): 7x making fun of trannies, 1x nooticing, 2x telling someone to peacefully sunset (half of these bans were post-Elon)
PSN: chargeback on a purchase I didn't make, I contacted my bank first instead of Sony first
My very first ban was from some stupid forum as a kid for calling someone a faggot
Facebook: called someone a stupid nigger
YouTube: Decposting, and once because it decided a game I was streaming (Lost Judgement) was "hate speech"
Various SS13 servers: mostly for racism
Phase Connect discord: I called Pippa a pickme and said she was acting desperate for approval from degenerates (pedofags)
Kiwifarms: I posted in a gay thread asking about where everyone has been banned from

 

[Baguette Child]

I got banned from Neopets for not using preferred pronouns. So I made a handful of new accounts and ran a script that posted vaguely disguised tranny memes on the neoboards at regular intervals over the next five months until those got banned too.

I know it may shock my fellow kiwis to hear but Neopets is a hotbed of autistic troons and faggots who will literally respond to the weakest of bait posts.

Sometime when I'm not mobilefagging I'll have to post screenshots of the responses I got, they were pretty funny and totally worth the 15 minutes of effort it took to set up.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I know it may shock my fellow kiwis to hear but Neopets is a hotbed of autistic troons and faggots who will literally respond to the weakest of bait posts.

So which of the two criteria do you fulfil in order to sign up for such an excellent website?

 

[Moon Guy]

Youtube: Got shadowbanned because I responded to tranny saying that they get more women than anyone. I said: no one wants a stinkditch that is rotten/stinky/like rubbing against sandpaper. Have been having issues posting on any comment section since then.

 

[A-Stump]

Got banned from Neopets as a kid and it absolutely gutted me

 

[Weeb Slinger]

I was banned from a branch of Waterstones bookshop for requesting 13% off a historical account of the 20th century that ended in 1987.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I was banned from a branch of Waterstones bookshop for requesting 13% off a historical account of the 20th century that ended in 1987.

Not banned there myself, but I remember it was a Waterstones many years ago when, as a jape, we filled a basket with as many Hitler/nazi books as we could find, brought it to the counter, and said “hang on, sorry, forgot one” and took the opportunity to walk off, stifling that ebullient student laughter.

The smile was soon wiped off my face when the student loan repayments kicked in.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

As a kid, I was banned from an AOL chat room for calling a janny a "stupid asshole." This information was noted on the next month's AOL bill much to my dad's chagrin.