Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

As a kid, I was banned from an AOL chat room for calling a janny a "stupid asshole." This information was noted on the next month's AOL bill much to my dad's chagrin.

What did he end up beating you with: a coat hanger, an extension cord or just a good old fashioned wooden spoon to the cock?

 

[Black Yoshi]

4chan - Numerous bans. The notable ones I remember are posting the location of Shia's HWNDU flag in October 2017, calling on European users to run guns and start a revolution when Article 11 passed, making threads dunking on PS4 fans on /v/ when the Switch outsold it, calling someone a nigger on /co/.

Reddit - Ban evasion, I used to be very good at it but then it got a lot harder once they started digital fingerprinting. I also got auto banned by subs I never even used because I used a covid wrongthink sub.

Wikia/Fandom - Got globally banned for trolling someone back when they had their own built in chat. They deserved it though.

Ponysquare - I trolled some main character RPers back when I was a teenage edgelord who declared war on bronies.

ItemFix (formerly known as liveleak) - Permabanned after I uploaded an old liveleak video just to see what would happen.

 

[Don Yagon]

I'm still mad.

 

[Baguette Child]

So which of the two criteria do you fulfil in order to sign up for such an excellent website?

Hey, those cheesy old flash games are legitimately entertaining and comfy.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

I must admit i quite enjoy finding weird ways to get banned from places, but the bans i get are rarely permanent.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I was banned from Letterboxd because I decided to be funny and use words such as "nigger" and "faggot" in the reviews. I was also banned from Pixiv, no reason given though. Been banned from many subreddits for trolling trannys. Banned from Twitter many times even when it was owned by Elon Musk. Been banned temporarily from many boards of 4Chan. Been banned from many Minecraft servers for griefing and I laughed it off. Was also banned from RateYourMusic. Had many of my YouTube accounts banned. Was banned multiple times from Wikipedia for vandalizing it. My old Discord account was banned in 2018. Had many of my Roblox accounts banned for trolling and shitposting. It was a wild ride and I had fun doing it.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Oh, if we are counting IRL, I got banned from my local Woolworths as a kid for being caught shoplifting a copy of Amiga Power.

You never forget that first firm hand on your shoulder as you are trying to get to the exit.

 

[Foxymophandlemama]

Neopets

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

A lot of online game community servers. Unbelievably this is because they deem me "a bad fit", not because I interact with or call them out.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

I've never been banned from anywhere, but I don't have much of an online presence, so...

 

[7.62x38mmR]

Discord - Random server i was in got reported, some guy posted weird shit about jews idk
Twitter - IDK honestly, don't remember
Reddit - RIP DEUXRAMA
Wikipedia - Argued evidence should be provided, literally just said "that's a bit dumb" that none was give,

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

You never forget that first firm hand on your shoulder as you are trying to get to the exit.

Reminds me the one time I finally got caught shoplifting when I was a teenager.

Buddy and I'd would steal a pound of deli chicken strips every day from a local grocery store and soda during lunch.

Finally some deli lady caught us. She tried to make us come with her to LP, instead we booked it.

The autistic cart pusher unwittingly held the first set of slidding doors open for us but the exterior set began sliding close.

We ran into those doors so hard they popped off the hinges and smashed on to the ground shattering glass everywhere. Hopped into my car and high tailed it out of there.

Did I get banned? Nope, got a job there a month later lol

(Same place is where we'd steal all these airsoft guns and pellets over the course of six months requiring them to finally secure that shit in a proper case lmao)

 

[snowdunes]

Reddit	Calling out a shilling mod (public main account to shill myself). The mod was banning negative comments of some channels and was also pinning (sticky posting) his own videos (it was advertisement labeled as "tutorials"). If you are wondering, it was a nigger. "Racism" (all the other alt. accounts to boost the main one).
4chan	Shitting on a jannys favorite vidya on /v/, can't even remember the game. Banned on /g/ for "racism", the reason for why I don't lurk there anymore. Also banned on /pol/ for "racism" too, but that was a meme on the jannys part I think.
Some Discord servers	Sharing Mr. Bond tracks ("racism" was the reason for the ban) and saying nigger.
Apple store (IRL)	I brought up GeekTyper on a macbook fucking laptop (to meme with my brother a little, family vacation) and the "geniuses" thought I was actually doing something and threw us out. I saw through the window after I had walked out that they did a hard reset on said laptop. Maybe not banned (just thrown out), but I think it was a funny incident.

Spoiler: Random bans out of my control

Skype - For context, my account got hijacked. Due to this, my account was used to spread spam links (happened when I was a kid, so IDK if this one counts). Never bothered to get it back since Discord and Teamspeak is more popular anyways, even Facebook's video chat works better than Skype.

Steam (VAC ban) - PUBG had a bug that banned a lot of players randomly, ban got revoked but holy shit it was a wake up call to avoid chink vidya (I got CS:GO/CS2 skins).

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The best one: Graal Online + Graal Online Era

Banned for participating in a "scamming operation". was 13 y/o and it was only me and my brother with a lot of alt. accounts using jailbreaked ipods. I think I got busted because of some retarded kid actually shared his parents credit card to that account in a trade (with the goofy 3 numbers and expiration date...). I neved did anything with it since I knew that it was too far, but holy shit kids can really be retarded online. Was the ban deserved tho? Ehh maybe... but at least my brother got away with the goods.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Let's pour a drink to all the people that read this thread, wanted to post "kiwifarms", but can't.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

i got banned from tf2 classic for having this as my spray

 

[Seminar]

SAMP- After my fav trucking server got shafter for being unpopular i was pissed at all those rp servers so i would join them and use scripts and shit on them (one of most interesting was one that would control your character for you so you could sit back and relax)
FiveM- I joined some brand new rp server and started robbing shit BUT apparently the police fags were still in training so after few minutes of screaming at me to stop robbing and wait for their police to get trained i was nuked
Minecraft- Hacking but its really funny how i was actually never banned except like 1 time (i used hacks for years) and only reason why i was caught was because there were like max 3players and admin one time tped to me and seen me flying like a free bird (server died shortly after)

 

[Born2Sneed]

got banned from habbo for closing the pool

 

[I glow in the dark]

I got banned from Xbox calling people nigger too much, also got banned from Reddit once when I called Robert Reich a colossal faggot (still true).

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

i got banned from tf2 classic for having this as my spray
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You should have appealed on the grounds that isn’t an accurate seig heil salute.

The arm needs to be approximately 5-8 degrees lower toward the horizontal; the wrist should not be extended completely straight, instead being slightly bent away from the body. Finally, the left arm should cross the sternum toward the right clavicle.

The swastika might have got you, though.

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

Roblox	Put the 14 words in my bio
Grindr	Called a pooner a tranny faggot and to fuck off (was a troll account)
Tranny Discord server	Argued with another user on the modern viability of 32-bit CPUs. Lost my temper when they argued that their capability for a Minecraft server wasn't a valid example and called them an intellectually arrogant asshole.
Xbox Live	Called somebody a retard