Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
IMG_1628.jpeg

Shitty work phone post but I work at a restaurant where we have MrBeast Burger and we’re still getting orders for this shit.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: Mellorine, Thunderous Lightning, Drama Trauma and 77 others
Keem will be live in less than 10 min, well scheduled for on the hour you know, on lol cow live


Can't imagine he won't bring it up but prepare for boogie and wings bs if you click, it's also the first episode since boogies liar tattoo. And if they do members call ins just click off.
 
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Looney Troons
Caesar said:
Keem will be live in less than 10 min, well scheduled for on the hour you know, on lol cow live


Can't imagine he won't bring it up but prepare for boogie and wings bs if you click, it's also the first episode since boogies liar tattoo. And if they do members call ins just click off.
Click to expand...
Honestly curious to see if Wings has anything to say about this entire debacle. He has recently been ousted for watching BBC tranny porn (shown by his search history), saying shit like he thinks Blair White and that Finnster cretin are attractive, and has famously said that the age of consent should be 12. Richard is the king of shooting himself in the foot, so I’ll eagerly await some highlights from the clip channels.
 
  • Like
Reactions: fake farts, Rezza, Mourning_Cloak and 8 others
Keem says there may be a "special guest" relating to the beast drama on lolcow.
 
Their editor had a bit of work to do scrubbing out nearly 2 mins from this video where they're all in jail for 24 Hrs.

I Spent 24 Hours Straight In Prison - Challenge
Live Version (post-edit) / Archived Version (pre-edit)

Plenty of "What're you in for, Chris?" moments, foreshadowing? Also discusses how he'd smuggle a phone into jail in his coin purse. Then there's whatever this moment is being removed too:
1722297730196.png
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Coo Coo Bird, Kees H, ivoryink and 28 others
They're coming out against kids being able to transition on lolcow, on about the sneako Charlie debate.

They're all pro trans at large though. Obviously wings, keems editor and some of his community manager people are trans too... But yeah this topic gonna dominate the show lol.

Edit keem is calling Elon musks kid his son lol
 
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Agree
Reactions: Gog & Magog, fake farts, Mourning_Cloak and 11 others
Hooked on phobics said:
I think the most important issue with this is the people doing that work but ALSO being incel types or depraved from tons of porn makes for a VERY toxic combo. A guy who has a girlfriend who drains his balls into exhaustion while not being depraved, being in the field of making children entertainment I think would probably be perfectly safe. But being pent up, desperate, or into very gross shit acts like a catalyst.

Its probably a very vulgar way to put it, but its true in my opinion, especially if you consider if these guys don't get attention from of age girls, but still might have young fans very excited to see them. I think that combination genuinely makes some people crack and grow warped
Click to expand...
Rule #1 of misogyny is that everything wrong a man does is a woman's fault. Also congrats on merging pedophilia apologism and incel rhetoric, very bold move.
Balr0g said:
Tom went over some allegations and they are kind of..meh?

Click to expand...
Using the most flattering image possible of this tranny. I know this is an irrelevant nitpick and he can use whatever he wants but using such a well-treated image of Chris smiling feels very off for me.
Amelia Troonheart said:
"bluh bluh bluh 15/16/17 isn't a CHILD!!!"
Click to expand...
To an 18 year old, maybe a 16-17 year old won't feel like a child, but as you grow up you realize that yeah, they're closer to young teenagers than to young adults. The whole brain development stages thing is very noticeable once yours is done growing.
Soggy paper straw said:
There is stuff about moisturizing - it seemed like it was Chris catchphrase?

Pinknews - the type of objective reporting that makes them on the right side of history
(Spoiler: the wife did not support him, just said she wants privacy)
View attachment 6249348
Archive of the last 3 articles since the allegations came out - https://archive.is/CmSgV, https://archive.is/rkN1h , https://archive.is/7XrF5

BELIEVE ALL VICTIMS :optimistic:
Click to expand...
Trooning out is the most effective get out of jail free move ever.
ChristSeVeN said:
There's no way MrBeast's brand will ever recover from this.
Click to expand...
I hope so. Let's see how well the troonshield is gonna work as more stuff comes out.

I'm seething so hard about mainstream media defending Chris the tranny pedophile. They're really gonna fight tooth and nail for his honor, won't they? They're not gonna do any journalism, they're not gonna look at a single log, they're just gonna spout nonsense about transphobia and how the victim says nothing happened. The grooming victim doesn't realize he's been groomed? Of course you retards, that's part of the grooming.

Troons have way too much power in our society right now, they've got free reign to form opinions unchecked. No oversight can touch them because they're the most protected class.

Also Seitan Tom thread when?
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Aliénor, fake farts, Lokiwi and 12 others
Caesar said:
8th incursion, 2b2t/9b9t shit? (Minecraft anarchy servers)

Edit Maybe I saw something on this wait lemme look on 9b reddit
Click to expand...
Yeah , I'm 99% they're referring to fucking 2b2t. The 8th incursion began in July 19th 2019 and the message that referenced it was written in August 1st 2019. Do you think they were retarded enough to use the same discord username as their minecraft username?

Also, I've played both 9b9t and 2b2t several times and for 4 years now so this is honestly kinda surprising.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Mourning_Cloak, REGENDarySumanai, Layton Mysteries and 1 other person
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back