💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Sounds like it's lacking 2 pounds of Wal-Mart cheese on top so it might as well be sodium cyanide or a salad to Scalfani.

Fatty probably thinks the best thing to eat the day you're doing sports events is 4 pounds of barely cooked chuck roast with a pound of montery jack shreddy cheese on the side.

I don't think Fatty has any idea wtf nutraloaf is. There's been a bunch of articles bitching about the vegan shit at the olympics, and talking about how some countries actually prepared for it and shipped a bunch of meat and fish to go with the athletes so they didn't have to eat the vegan crap because no one wanted to be sharting themselves during events. Fatty likely took this as some personal slight against the US and himself due to his ego.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Yes, Jack I imagine being in PARIS it's hard for the Olympians to find good food.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Ah yes, we feed prisoners stuff that's not only time consuming to prepare but also generally more expensive. Where's your citation, fat boy? Is it the same as supermarkets secretly selling lab meat as real and hospitals tracking KPIs for the number of patients they murdered for population control?

It's probably a joke in his circle like, "those plant based burgers are so bad they're probably given to prisoners as punishment". And Fatty being the massive retard he is just accepts it as being fact.

prison has a long history of under feeding their prisoners slop food.

In the 1800's they were being fed lobster because it was considered to be trash. Literally there were riots and pushes to only serve it three times a week. Of course we're not talking lobster with melted butter or in a cream sauce or in ravioli or anything. No. We're talking something dry, rubbery and nasty when it's overcooked. That's prison food. It's what they can get cheap and serve as cheaply as possible without worrying about malnutrition.

 

[AltisticRight]

those plant based burgers are so bad they're probably given to prisoners as punishment

Plant based burgers/sandwiches can be good. Use vegan haloumi, those big Australian mushrooms deep fried, a slab of cabbage, king oyster mushroom or lions mane and so on. I've made many weird plant based burger concoctions due to a good friend being vegan. For the sauce, I use tomato paste or just make guacamole. Guac goes well with normal burgers too.

But to Jacky and his band of idiots that equate to eating excessive amounts of steak to their manhood, all he sees are the "impossible" line of shit, which should be a laughing stock. Any plant based food that tries to be meat imitations should be ignored.

 

[Shartavius]

I went back to when Jack supposedly started carnivore and at best he looks exactly the same, at worst he's gained weight. My personal theory is he had junior and his wife sneaking him in carby snacks because he can't drive anywhere to get them. As warped as the family dynamic seems to be I can't see Tammy buying treats to hasten his demise, even with how cold she appears in videos I'm sure she loves him on some level and it would be insane to intentionally cause a stroke that might saddle you with a braindead shell of a husband.

Tammy treats Jack like he's a special needs child the Lord left on a scooter at her doorstep. From what I've seen of her, she actively enables his self destruction in the hope that the next gud heart attack or stroke Jack has in the Arby's drive thru is The Big One; so she can get a few years' break before they're reunited through Jack shitting in her mouth in hell.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Plant based burgers/sandwiches can be good.

You have to make/evaluate them on their own merits and not as a substitute for a meat burger.

In the 1800's they were being fed lobster because it was considered to be trash. Literally there were riots and pushes to only serve it three times a week.

Students at Harvard had it a little better, they were only served the same dinner meal twice a week after they rioted. Finally got tablecloths too. No lobster though, that was for prisoners.

prison has a long history of under feeding their prisoners slop food. if it's "plant" based food, it's most likely from the face their meal is a little bit of pasta and bread. it's uncommon for jails/prisons to offer a lot of meat.

There's definitely a balancing act, decent food helps keep things quiet but at the same time costs more money. Personally I prefer not to skimp there, I think those are good skills to develop that inmates can use after release. Obviously this doesn't include lifers or people in for a long time.

 

[p1138]

those big Australian mushrooms deep fried

Holy shit those are amazing as a "burger". More of a sandwich really, but definitely tasty when done right.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Tammy treats Jack like he's a special needs child the Lord left on a scooter at her doorstep. From what I've seen of her, she actively enables his self destruction in the hope that the next gud heart attack or stroke Jack has in the Arby's drive thru is The Big One; so she can get a few years' break before they're reunited through Jack shitting in her mouth in hell.

Doesn’t help that he acts like a special needs child.

 

[Adamska]

I went back to when Jack supposedly started carnivore and at best he looks exactly the same, at worst he's gained weight. My personal theory is he had junior and his wife sneaking him in carby snacks because he can't drive anywhere to get them. As warped as the family dynamic seems to be I can't see Tammy buying treats to hasten his demise, even with how cold she appears in videos I'm sure she loves him on some level and it would be insane to intentionally cause a stroke that might saddle you with a braindead shell of a husband.

Nah, he just eats his sweets and fried stuff offscreen and poorly lies since he thinks he's smarter than you are; he got outed with that in less than a week during one of his Fats on the Go. He's the eponymous fat kid who got caught with chocolate on their face blubbering that they didn't eat all the fudge.

Also I find you can slice large mushrooms into loose rectangular prisms and they do fine as hot dog replacements. I also love to dice them apart and mix with mushrooms and cheese and put on rolls to make zampienkanki, which is a great vegetarian street food take.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Doesn’t help that he acts like a special needs child.

About as smart as one too

 

[Tiresome]

About as smart as one too

No, some special needs children can actually cook well, I've seen it.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Yeah totally similar political situations between Venezuela and the US, Jagoff. Then again, Jack's knowledge about even domestic issues is obscenely bad that he probably thinks Venezuela is in Africa.

By the way, this channel is where Jagoff gets all his "facts' from. Earlier today this guy released a video about a brazilian skateboarder who was told not to put Jesus on the skateboard and like clockwork Jagoff raged about it immediately on FB after it was posted.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack still rages over the Olympics

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jack still rages over the Olympics

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You could say “they were raping Christ at the Olympics” and mush brain would believe it.

Also, for someone who claims to be bright, he still misspell random shit. It’s “you’re” not “your” , Jack. Hate to be that guy

 

[AltisticRight]

Jack still rages over the Olympics

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When was Jack's last supper?
1 minute ago.

 

[Puggers]

If only he could block himself.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If only he could block himself.

He's done a fine job of blocking veins in his brain.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack says this



But then says this

 

[Bassomatic]

Ugh food gun AND cars.. Jack is trying to set off my hobbies and autismo lol.

First of all gasoline as mentioned doesn't work like that bad gas is less and less an issue because better QC and advancement in car tech. Tam Ham has a newer Ford with the ego boost (eco boost) it's a stout series of motors and some are burners. There are issues with them but with new car tech esp those motors it's perfectly fine to run basic gas (87 octane in them) they have a much more advanced knock sensor system the the older cars that just pull timing to keep you from fucking stuff up.

I can't speak on that exact motor but you may see better mpg off mid or higher octane fuel all things same otherwise. Either way the car will be fine on "cheap" gas. Remember all gas is allowed to be 10% e85 with out a label. Also your octane rating is allowed to be a few points off.

I've been driving for 20+ years and had ONE bad tank of gas. It was on an older fuel injection economy car that was rated to take like 83 or some stuff that isn't a thing even. So I got sure know it was fucking bad gas.

One of my cars when it's going to track I need to mix my own fuel to get the most out of it. I've yet to grenade it. So I kinda fucking understand octane rating and gas lol.

Why does Jack buy these fucking mugs my God. He doesn't go anywhere and when he does he buys a drink. I have some nice mugs for driving but home, office etc I want a real glass. I suspect the spill proof is a big sell for Jack. Much like kids need sippy cups.the test was retarded and he's such a sloppy gross animal.

His studio kitchen should have been a big ass iPad to watch tiktok on and little bell to ring to make Tammy come do the lavor of the recipe he steals. Really all he needs. I really hope when Jack goes to a nursing home or dies they get hosed trying to sell that white trash retard manor. Perhaps it's my distain for realtors. It I'd love to see trying to explain why this house is a good investment. It's in an empty area no good school district absolutely retarded lay out and poorly made.

I just want Jack to be alive when the house sells for a huge L. He wouldn't care about the money just his "legacy" yet again proved to be a detriment to his family. Sometimes I just like seeing bad things happen to bad people.

Lastly as mentioned, the Ruger LCP is fine kept loaded. I'm a huge gun nerd owning over 50 myself. I keep a few guns ready but everything else is safe locked up. The stuff I keep ready are made for that and what I train with. While being pro gun I also am happy to tell people if you don't know how to use it or handle yourself don't have one .

If some dude breaks in and you're waving a gun around with nothing in the pipe and safety in you made this more dangerous. You've brought what's assumed lethal force into the mixture.

Really the LCP is a carry gun not a HD weapon. I'll also say shoot what you feel best with not what paper or special forces say. So he can't even do that right.

I'm actually a bit of a Ruger fanboy and looked at some of those as a carry for my wife. it's a solid striker pistol for tucking away and a few snap shots. Fwiw Mrs ended up with a PSA dagger. Little bigger but easy enough esp for a petite woman to conceal and also "fool" proof. It's basically a Glock 19.

There's a newer Gen of small pistols that bring so much more to sub compact market. Ruger is behind but I know jacks had the pistol for a while so can't fault him on that. Also for once Jack bought American.

Small pistols suck to train on. We know Jack can't anyway so moot point. Remember when he was semi functional how bad he was with the shotgun?

For its "upkeep" since it's sitting in a drawer legitimately you can forget about it and dust every few months. It won't care. I should say that's bare minimum care if suggest a tiny bit of oil on the metal but well there's no way Jack would not try frying KETO HOPPES #9 TENDIES extra spicy so Tammy can't eat them .

Actually in regards to lobster to prisoners, Philadelphia prison was the one famous for riot bout it. 6 days a week they had it. We legitimately fished out our area. Also before people cared about waste disposal etc. You'd just have trash left over food etc on side of house. (Talking early colonial America) People were so ashamed of eating lobster they buried the shell so people would not know how poor they are. Funny to think I had family far away and when we visited my dad brought a case of our local beer (yuengling) my aunt and uncle put it on top of the trash to flex lol.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Plant based burgers/sandwiches can be good. Use vegan haloumi, those big Australian mushrooms deep fried, a slab of cabbage, king oyster mushroom or lions mane and so on. I've made many weird plant based burger concoctions due to a good friend being vegan. For the sauce, I use tomato paste or just make guacamole. Guac goes well with normal burgers too.

But to Jacky and his band of idiots that equate to eating excessive amounts of steak to their manhood, all he sees are the "impossible" line of shit, which should be a laughing stock. Any plant based food that tries to be meat imitations should be ignored.

Of course they can be. It's just Fatty being a retard like he always is.

There's definitely a balancing act, decent food helps keep things quiet but at the same time costs more money. Personally I prefer not to skimp there, I think those are good skills to develop that inmates can use after release. Obviously this doesn't include lifers or people in for a long time.

There's ways to have decent, enough, food and in some cases they've trained these prison guys to work in actual restaurants once they've been released. I don't mean they need anything special or anything. But it should be a step above what we got in the school cafeteria.

Holy shit those are amazing as a "burger". More of a sandwich really, but definitely tasty when done right.

Burger place not too far away has two portabello mushrooms with cheese in the middle, breaded and deep fried and can be used as part of a real burger or as the patty itself. Much prefer it with the real burger though.

Jack still rages over the Olympics

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Why do these types of Christians think that Jesus has nothing better to do than to help athletes win events?

I'm always reminded of a sketch from Irish comedian Dave Allen from back in the 80's I believe. He'd sit on stage with a drink and a smoke and tell jokes or "gags" as he called them. Then occasionally he'd turn to the video screens and they'd show a short sketch. Funny stuff. Anyway the sketch in question has two Kings on the battlefield both praying to God before a battle. We see God appear in the sky and can't decide which to bless so he flips a coin. Turns to one and makes the sign of the cross then turns to the other and just shrugs as if to say, "sorry".

That's what these things always come down to. If all three athletes prayed that they'd win and one does, does that mean Jesus preferred them and not the others? I just find it odd.

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If only he could block himself.

Faggot says and shares stupid stuff all the time.