Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[TroonedOutCarl]

Does anyone remember a guy who had an extreme hatred for SUVS and a bad case of yellow fever? He would post bizarre rants on youtube about SUV drivers, christianity, his hatred for white women, arguing with detractors he had, shit like that. If I remember correctly he was a school bus driver. I remember finding him on ED well over a decade ago and recently he popped in my head like some sort of repressed memory and it's been bugging me ever since. I could be misremembering some things but unless I'm going schizo it should be pretty close.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

As much as I love her artwork. Reading the tweets from Artist Noushintou Hoshi. I've come to the conclusion that she's a complete lunatic not worth talking to.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Sorry for the double post. What I said about Noushintou Hoshi was really naive of me. She really doesn't qualify as a lolcow considering none of the traits she has is worthy for it. She just has bipolar disorder which in turn makes her do weird things she has no intention of doing because she cannot control her emotions (and probably has bad memory). She is actually very nice once you get to know her and I am very happy to show her love and support over the weeks I known her. I heard she may have been routinely bullied throughout her life which I find extremely unfortunate.

 

[Annoying Orange]

Ali Emrah Uluözyurt is an autistic schizo. He has a Twitter account where he tweets in Turkish and English.

Some of his tweets:

 

[Coal Conductor]

Sydney Satalino is a 19 year old autistic lesbian "filmmaker/author" who has posted on her Tiktok and Instagram (272,000 combined followers) about her movie idea Rebelle every day for the past 3-4 years begging her fans to make it go viral.​

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Some important things to note:​

• Sydney believes her work is better than Shakespeare.
• Sydney believes she will be the first autistic lesbian president.
• Any negative comments on her videos are immediately deleted.
• She spent 2 years trying to fund a Rebelle movie but, after emailing hundreds of "movie companies" and getting rejected by all of them, decided to write it as a book instead.
• Sydney owns both a US merch store and European merch store for her army of fans to purchase $40 hoodies to support Rebelle using fanart from her Discord server. Keep in mind that she hasn't publically released any of her work in 4 years, yet begs her fans to buy merch from her.
• Sydney has a hidden AO3 account where you can view the quality of her writing.
• She has a full script for Rebelle written that she only sends to interested studios and directors. She also has at least Chapter 1 written for her book, which she is holding hostage until she reaches 275k followers across all her platforms.

Some pictures that I thought were funny:

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

There was this person called DrPepper10 that interacted with the Garry's Mod RP community a lot

lmao i remember this guy. its been so long since ive heard about him i forgot what it was like but god was it epic, thanks for the nostalgia

 

[KingQueen]

Does anyone remember a guy who had an extreme hatred for SUVS and a bad case of yellow fever? He would post bizarre rants on youtube about SUV drivers, christianity, his hatred for white women, arguing with detractors he had, shit like that. If I remember correctly he was a school bus driver. I remember finding him on ED well over a decade ago and recently he popped in my head like some sort of repressed memory and it's been bugging me ever since. I could be misremembering some things but unless I'm going schizo it should be pretty close.

Here you go my friend: "Pacificoceanasia", aka "Maikeru Sanyung" aka Michael Nelson, circa 2011.

https://encyclopediadramatica.gay/Pacificoceanasia (archived)

Alas, I know of no updates because I didn't go looking

 

[Flutterz14]

Thought you lot might find this one interesting, complete horrorcow.

@smartschoolboy9, also @truth_sticks_11, active on Instagram is a black-British 50 year old man who has a fetish for being a white schoolboy. He posts pretending to be a child on up to 12 Instagram accounts. He has a bizarre fixation on blond boys wearing lipstick and high heels.
He's made two types of content, edited pictures of other children and worst of all videos where he is dressed up and pretending to be a child himself.
Here's some examples of his fetish content.

Spoiler: Images

Pictures of him dressed up as a child

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He has multiple accounts where he pretends to be different children of various ages but always includes some specific aspects to them.
Particularly heels, red lips, white blurry faces and edited children being partially naked or in contorted poses.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Here's one that I'm on the fence about making a thread over, mostly because I'm not going on a deep dive for her proclivities: Mutinous Mel, a married woman who simps for a video game character - Namely, the second-in-command to Sea of Thieves' main villain. Mel's gotten a bit more into the spotlight in the Sea of Thieves community because the social media team gave her a "Community Spotlight", e.g. Xitter clout in exchange for being brand-friendly(E.G. kid-friendly).

Her Xitter page is all very kid-friendly shit like this, by the way:


This comes with the semi-recent hire of a guy who autistically screeched at the devs for an in-game pet owl for a few years, who then was promptly given ownership of the Sea of Thieves Xitter page. He has a thing for Mel, who is, might I reiterate, married and with children. Hell, her kid got her into the game.
Now, you may be saying "Well 4L, this chick ain't special, people simp over fictional people all the time!" And you'd be right. How many of them, however, Commission R34 art of their in-game character with said fictional person?
And how many of them have their own special R34 channel in the game's official discord channel for horny RPing?
Honestly, the whole Sea of Thieves community might be worthy of a thread.

 

[CornBogFitz]

Found this dude lewisanderson38 on Instagram. He thinks he’s REALLY good at acting. And he a britbong that believes his strength in acting are those moments when the main character is having a mental break down. so this dude dresses up in costumes. Reenacts fictional scenarios where the worst possible tragedy has happened to a person. And cries and screams until he’s read in the face and his eyes are bloodshot. he even posts still frames with sad music and you know he’s just thinking “this is the thing that’s going to be playing in the background when I am handed my Oscar” he even has conducted like these fake interviews with himself as if he’s on Joe roagan or something. But it’s only showing half the conversation. And because he actually has a following which has probably only diluted him further. I just imagine the UK riots happening outside and he is inside playing dress up and crying because his fictional brother slept with his fictional wife and found out his fictional son is not his.

 

[ItsAllBread]

I remember seeing a video of a completely brain dead guy in his disgusting kitchen, cutting open a rotten coconut with a sword before vomiting from the stench. He also talked about being able to fly by picking himself up by the foot or something... does anyone know who that was? I looked around but couldn't find anything - but I'm 100% sure he must have a thread somewhere.

Would be interesting to read up on that weirdo.

 

[Super An Hero]

Chappell Roan is an up and coming pop star that had a gay meltdown because fans ask her for pictures.

Link

Spoiler: Her Post

She looks like this:

 

[Marc]

I remember seeing a video of a completely brain dead guy in his disgusting kitchen, cutting open a rotten coconut with a sword before vomiting from the stench. He also talked about being able to fly by picking himself up by the foot or something... does anyone know who that was? I looked around but couldn't find anything - but I'm 100% sure he must have a thread somewhere.

Would be interesting to read up on that weirdo.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/masaokis.5420/

Masao isn't brain dead - He's an extremely well-read, independently wealthy autodidact based in Montreal, and an international lawyer fluent in Japanese, Québécois French, English, Italian, and some Swiss dialects. He also happens to believe that ovens are time machines, and that moldy fruit shouldn't be discriminated against just for the crime of having beards, for the same reason grandfathers shouldn't be thrown away just because they have beards. You'll never find a more scientific mind making the familiar stran ne ne neneneNENENENENENENNE NAH NAH NHA GEMENEMENEMEGENEMENEMNEMENENGENENEnenenenenenne.

 

[ItsAllBread]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/masaokis.5420/

Masao isn't brain dead - He's an extremely well-read, independently wealthy autodidact based in Montreal, and an international lawyer fluent in Japanese, Québécois French, English, Italian, and some Swiss dialects. He also happens to believe that ovens are time machines, and that moldy fruit shouldn't be discriminated against just for the crime of having beards, for the same reason grandfathers shouldn't be thrown away just because they have beards. You'll never find a more scientific mind making the familiar stran ne ne neneneNENENENENENENNE NAH NAH NHA GEMENEMENEMEGENEMENEMNEMENENGENENEnenenenenenne.

Yes, I'm sure he has a brilliant, scientific mind. Thank you very much

 

[Judge Holden]

Thought you lot might find this one interesting, complete horrorcow.

@smartschoolboy9, also @truth_sticks_11, active on Instagram is a black-British 50 year old man who has a fetish for being a white schoolboy. He posts pretending to be a child on up to 12 Instagram accounts. He has a bizarre fixation on blond boys wearing lipstick and high heels.
He's made two types of content, edited pictures of other children and worst of all videos where he is dressed up and pretending to be a child himself.
Here's some examples of his fetish content.

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Pictures of him dressed up as a child

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He has multiple accounts where he pretends to be different children of various ages but always includes some specific aspects to them.
Particularly heels, red lips, white blurry faces and edited children being partially naked or in contorted poses.

Couple of notable and widely followed horrorcow mining youtubers have in the last two days covered this specimen, meaning interest is likely gonna start getting a whole lot higher

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Couple of notable and widely followed horrorcow mining youtubers have in the last two days covered this specimen, meaning interest is likely gonna start getting a whole lot higher

I clicked on the Crowley video expecting the usual horror slop to fall asleep to, and fucking lord, this is genuinely terrifying, everything seemed to exaggerated and deliberately creepy - From the tongue out choking noises he'd make to the horrific images, I kept suspecting it was fake and was soke gay horror ARG, but all evidence points to this guy being an actual fucking horror movie character. I think the images are clearly meant to represent children in distress, fucks me up.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Couple of notable and widely followed horrorcow mining youtubers have in the last two days covered this specimen, meaning interest is likely gonna start getting a whole lot higher

The tongue thing gets me, because a commenter pointed out that it, mixed with the weird paleness thing, may indicate he gets off on the idea of drowning or choking kids.

This guy is fucking horrifying and is one of the rare times I'll say I'd not be surprised if someone turns out to be a serial killer.

 

[God King and Nation]

Pretty sick.

@smartschoolboy9, also @truth_sticks_11, active on Instagram is a black-British 50 year old man who has a fetish for being a white schoolboy. He posts pretending to be a child on up to 12 Instagram accounts. He has a bizarre fixation on blond boys wearing lipstick and high heels.
He's made two types of content, edited pictures of other children and worst of all videos where he is dressed up and pretending to be a child himself.
Here's some examples of his fetish content.

Spoiler: Images

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Pictures of him dressed up as a child

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He has multiple accounts where he pretends to be different children of various ages but always includes some specific aspects to them.
Particularly heels, red lips, white blurry faces and edited children being partially naked or in contorted poses.

 

[Caesar]

I just saw this on reddit

"LutionsForever, a small animation meme YouTuber, was caught sexually harassing minors while pretending to be a demon on tiktok"

LutionsForever, a small animation meme YouTuber, was caught sexually harassing minors while pretending to be a demon on tiktok

LutionsForever is a small animation meme (head-bopping furry) YouTuber who has been getting a lot of fire on Tiktok after she was exposed for sending gross messages to children while being “”possessed” by a giant fly demon. Let me explain.

So usually I would not talk about a small YouTuber, but since this person is in a community that mostly consists of children, I felt like it was important to talk about them. LutionsForever had a TikTok account called Aerosightz, where she claimed to have real-life magical abilities and that she could talk to literal demons. Obviously, because you know, it’s TikTok and she said she was a a real-life wizard, her fanbase was very very young. Recently, multiple screenshots were leaked of her not only sending really gross sexual messages to kids but also sending them porn she drew of herself and Beelzebub, the gross fly demon she is said she was dating. She regularly larped getting possessed by beelzebub and other demons to manipulate these children, and then tried to get her friends and fans (most of them were children) to simp for her and the demons. She also had this weird conversation with a minor where she said that she was going to get one of her many demon friends to rape said minor.

While this just mostly happened on tiktok, I think it’s a little bit concerning that someone who acts like that is posting in the animation meme community. A community that is mostly made up of children.

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1f21yib/lutionsforever_a_small_animation_meme_youtuber/

....they groomed kids because they were possessed by a giant fly demon?

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Remember Null Backdoorho and Laika Albarn? They are confirmed to be the same person by anons at the other farms.

She is french girl named Fanny "Adrien" Perret who has various fetishes such as female genital mutilation and incest. I plan to compile information on there as a thread here.