Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

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That has to be the dumbest thing I've read this week so far
 
Nah, Kiwi farms is more self-honest. Genrally we're the trailer park trash schoolyard bully who fucks with people for shits and giggles, sometimes we nudge to the left or right but the main issue is mocking the exceptional individuals (usually) Hence we'll shit on Vodrak alongside Wu. Fox, CNN and BBC are more like a bible thumper who blasts homo's in the pulpit and then visits vega's with a couple of 16 year old rentboys and some coke.
Bassically we're pricks but we're usually self honest pricks vs some depraved snake oil salesmen.

So what I'm getting from this is that the BBC should have a fifteen minute segment on every news broadcast where they mock a random exceptional individual. I'd volunteer to be the host of that shit, sounds like a blast.
 
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Nah, Kiwi farms is more self-honest. Genrally we're the trailer park trash schoolyard bully who fucks with people for shits and giggles, sometimes we nudge to the left or right but the main issue is mocking the exceptional individuals (usually) Hence we'll shit on Vodrak alongside Wu. Fox, CNN and BBC are more like a bible thumper who blasts homo's in the pulpit and then visits vega's with a couple of 16 year old rentboys and some coke.
Bassically we're pricks but we're usually self honest pricks vs some depraved snake oil salesmen.

I know this is silly, but it's the quote that always comes to mind whenever I try to describe Kiwi Farms to someone:

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can trust be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Pretty much the only place I've seen sanity and inter-party unity in the last two weeks is on Kiwi Farms.
 
It's amazing how even lesbians are starting to feel sexuality guilt for being proud of who they are, having a Lesbian headcannon and not focusing enough on bi, pansexual and poly people. In case you're wondering, Gay Fates is a game hack where you can have gay relationships in Fire Emblem Awakening and Fates (they even started covering conversations the kids would have with aunts and uncles). It's a fun hack where the cast are in character, which is the most important part.

Thankfully, there are some people who agree with me that she has nothing to apologize for. Just because her label is less fancy/oppressed doesn't mean that she can't be proud (as long as she doesn't get elitist/egotistical about it). These people need to realize that not everything has to be aimed at them and that you're not always going to get a spotlight. It doesn't mean you're being ignored or hated.

EDIT: I even sent her a message not to let them get to her since by letting the cast choose men or women makes the characters bi by default. Also, that she has just as much right to be happy with who she is as they do. I made it anonymous to keep the little whiners from finding and doxxing me.
 
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Nah, Kiwi farms is more self-honest. Genrally we're the trailer park trash schoolyard bully who fucks with people for shits and giggles, sometimes we nudge to the left or right but the main issue is mocking the exceptional individuals (usually) Hence we'll shit on Vodrak alongside Wu. Fox, CNN and BBC are more like a bible thumper who blasts homo's in the pulpit and then visits vega's with a couple of 16 year old rentboys and some coke.
Bassically we're pricks but we're usually self honest pricks vs some depraved snake oil salesmen.

The Farms is impossibly diverse.

There's a lot of people who make up its membership and do what they do for any number of reasons. Some, like me, are in it for the analytical aspect: What makes a cow a cow? Are there patterns? What can be learned from a given cow's rise and fall? Others are in it solely for the spectacle. How do you not laugh at an alleged journalist who has selfies of themselves with sperm all over their face on their Twitter account? Others are here as part of self-improvement. They see common threads with other cows, and they simply do not wish to ever be that bad, and use their membership here as part of affirmative reinforcement. Then you have the likes of @Dynastia who is here because we're terrified of what he'd be doing otherwise. Others are here for the rare case of a cow leading to their own comeuppance, since many Cows can be properly surmised with this quote from L'Héautontimorouménos:

Charles Baudelaire said:
I am the wound, and yet the blade!
The smack, and yet the cheek that takes it!
The limb, and yet the wheel that breaks it,
The torturer, and he who's flayed!

And then you have the ones that are here because they are lolcows, and holy shit, the scientific principal of like-attracts-like applies.

Point is, we have all kinds here, and we are here to laugh at the Autism.
 
I'm just embarrassed that Fox News is actually putting out stuff which looks sane these days.

If someone told me FOX News would be the "anti-establishment" exposing media and political bias in 2016 I'd have laughed right in your face. I mean FOX does have its own bias but its more old school wear it on your sleeve type stuff and not the constant "we are unbiased and never wrong" you get from other media outlets. But that FOX is the least shit? God.

To think names that really meant something in the old days in terms of straight factual outlets Reuters, CNN, BBC, NYT being essentially now in the same boat as MSNBC, The Huffington Post, and Salon and Jezebel. It's pretty disgusting.

I'm kinda disappointed now that I was banned from the Lindsay Thread. She's dropping truth bombs.

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You heard her KF, she wants sick burns.
 
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