Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Claude Sigma]

I'm never playing this shit again, I swear to God - Austin, 2024-07-31

Bossman got another $100, so he's back streaming for the 11th time in the last 11 hours.
He starts with some Baccarat after getting it suggested in chat (Bossman doesn't know the rules of Baccarat), then finishes with some nice dice to "round it up".

 

[IcedBacon]

It's shocking just how erratic, and unhealthy he looks now. He'll stream for 20mins, lose it all, shut stream off immediately, and hold chat hostage until someone sends him money. If he can't get that he'll start up CS within 20-30 mins, and then proceed to lose 80% of his games. Someone promises juice, and the cycle repeats.

"After this I leave" clicks away every dollar he's been sent.

If he wasn't such a degenerate, and he stashed away a FRACTION of the money he receives, I truly believe he could be living a comfy life. He gets tons of money from subs, and juicers, but somehow It ALL gets spend on crack, or gambling. How can he be so terrified to look in the mirror, and see that he's the one causing this?

In his mind, he pushes that boulder up the hill, and like a Sisyphean hero he falls. He gets off on the "tragedy" and victimhood of it all. "EVERYONE HATES ME, I"M MISRIBLE, FUCK MY LIFE BRO" He honestly needs to be a case study for freudian shit, and gambler psyche.

 

[LanceHaver]

It's shocking just how erratic, and unhealthy he looks now. He'll stream for 20mins, lose it all, shut stream off immediately, and hold chat hostage until someone sends him money. If he can't get that he'll start up CS within 20-30 mins, and then proceed to lose 80% of his games. Someone promises juice, and the cycle repeats.

"After this I leave" clicks away every dollar he's been sent.

If he wasn't such a degenerate, and he stashed away a FRACTION of the money he receives, I truly believe he could be living a comfy life. He gets tons of money from subs, and juicers, but somehow It ALL gets spend on crack, or gambling. How can he be so terrified to look in the mirror, and see that he's the one causing this?

In his mind, he pushes that boulder up the hill, and like a Sisyphean hero he falls. He gets off on the "tragedy" and victimhood of it all. "EVERYONE HATES ME, I"M MISRIBLE, FUCK MY LIFE BRO" He honestly needs to be a case study for freudian shit, and gambler psyche.

Definitely the worst he has looked:

The Latest financial report from Rainbet as of Today (07/30/2024)

The $971k wagered next to the $0.03c income, combined with the pensive bossman in the corner, borderline kino

Also reminder to the clippers please clip from 1080p60 Twitch VOD source if you can, we need to see his streams as the bossman intended

 

[Kees H]

what do you think is the research he does for the headphones? Last ones were $500 sennheisers HD6XXs or something. That seemed at the time just an obvious thoughtless splurge because its more expensive it must be gooder.

He does zero research. He screams on stream "CHAT WHAT SHOULD I BUY" and whatever the retard in chat who's licking his ass that week says gets bought. This is how the purchase of anything works. The retard who suggests the most expensive item for him to buy usually wins, that's the only consideration Bossman has.

That's how he ends up with a 250 ohm headphone his shit can't drive, that's how he ends up with a mic that is completely unfit for his use case, and that's how he ends up with a 900 dollar monitor that isn't even 4k resolution. His chat is as retarded as him but they make all of the decisions.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Why am I playing on this shit site that robs me every day? - Austin, 2024-07-31

For this 13th stream of the day, Austin got another hundo and heads up to Dice. See what happens next.

 

[postfeetpls]

DT 990's are the 2nd result on Amazon with the search query "pro gaming headphones"
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>990 Pro 250 ohm
I have a small collection of headphones and these are amongst my favourites. Built to last, super durable, wide stage, they sound alive and very few headphones in this price range can compete.
HOWEVER, listening to them without an amp is like sniffing flowers though a gas mask. I bet his dumb ass has never heard of headphone amplifiers and is wondering why they're so quiet when plugged directly into the PC.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

they sound alive

Kill audiophiles. Behead audiophiles. Roundhouse kick an audiophile into the concrete. Crucify filthy gearheads. Defecate in an audiophile's DAC.

 

[Kola]

Defecate in an audiophile's DAC.

That improves grounding, resulting in a warmer, wider, more open sound, less distortions, clearer highs and mids, and better dynamics.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Tf?
Who u callin an audiophile?
Thts not wat ur mom caled me
when i was hitin it frm the bck.
DAMN THAT PUYS NCIE
Pussy

 

[postfeetpls]

Kill audiophiles. Behead audiophiles. Roundhouse kick an audiophile into the concrete. Crucify filthy gearheads. Defecate in an audiophile's DAC.

You sound cranky bro. I bet some good 1064kbps music from a quality headphone will cheer you up teehee

 

[Midnight Cooking]

No joke I just bought a pair of HD600s, vintage ones from the 90s lol. Austin brakes so many headphones he should just bulk order a cheap pair.

It wouldn't be a flex if he got on stream and said "check out my $30 headphones, guys." Price is everything to Austin, he always has to mention how badly he got ripped off because expensive = good. Look at any CS stream he's had lately, he sees a skin and his immediate thought is "how much is that worth, guys?"

 

[bollweval]

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Bossman is one step away from sucking dick for crack

You mean he is one step away from pimping out your mother for crack after he's done fucking her!

Damn that pussy nice!

 

[The Last Cigarette]

*in the arms of an angel theme plays*

Hi, I'm Sarah Mclaughlin. Will you be an angel for helpless Headphones? Everyday innocent Headphones are abused, beaten, and neglected. And they're crying out for help.

For a small donation of $29.00 we can end THD. Please, donate these indestructible headphones on your screen to Bossman.

 

[Burl McMillan]

(mom-lust rat theory)

imo the simpler answer is Austin as you mentioned is still mentally a teenage boy and he got hit with a your mom joke once and he never figured out a decent comeback so he figured your mom jokes must be the most unbeatable insult to ever exist. Couple that with him being borderline retarded and the years of drugs meant he's unable to form other forms of insults.

More importantly bro why the fuck did you spend so much time psychoanalyzing BMJ's sexuality and who he is attracted to bro? That's fucking weird bro. Guys don't you think that's fucking weird? That is weird. Type 5 in chat if you think that's fucking weird.

 

[Bloitzhole]

One of my favorite aspects of his most recent audio fuckup is how the excessive gain amplifies all the little sound effects he creates when he felts

Chack Klonk Kachink

Full 1 minute felt for context:

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

>990 Pro 250 ohm

Maybe there's a weird parallel universe where Bossman has an actual clue about audio, it won't fix his taste in music, his playlist will optimistically look like this:

But it doesn't matter, the headphones are just to flex. He wouldn't be able to tell the difference between these and $30 Walmart headphones as he's enjoying it with crispy YouTube compression and through his monitor's DAC (he never fixed his motherboard audio).

Believe it or not this is nowhere near the worst audio situation. Behold this lunacy from ~30th of October last year after he broke his headphones. He streamed like this for a bit but it wasn't enough

During the stream he decided to enhance the experience by playing the same song on stream and through his iPhone so you end up with a doubled up tinny rendition of his shit music

(Watch the whole thing and enjoy a classic felt)

 

[whogoesthere]

I also personally think he's a closet fag.

Are you being legit on this?

I say this because I actually think he might be. Maybe bi, not sure, but he has the gay vibe at times. he needs to be clean for a few months so we can get a nice baseline for his gayness.

 

[cans.wav]

Are you being legit on this?

I say this because I actually think he might be. Maybe bi, not sure, but he has the gay vibe at times. he needs to be clean for a few months so we can get a nice baseline for his gayness.

I mean, the guy who stayed at his house for three days with him did say bossman literally would poke his head into the shower to brag about gamba wins while he was taking one.

Was making him feel some kinda way.

 

[break these cuffs]

I mean, the guy who stayed at his house for three days with him did say bossman literally would poke his head into the shower to brag about gamba wins while he was taking one.

Was making him feel some kinda way.

I don't know how much room there is in Austin's mind for sex compared to gamba and drugs. On one hand I do think he'd hide things that he's ashamed of as he's incredibly insecure, on the other we haven't gotten any funny or embarrassing stories about his dick or jerking off which he should find hilarious given his maturity. He had the runscape gold digger, but other than he really doesn't show much interest in women other than your mom. The fact we don't get an catfishing drops given his retard alogs is surprising to me. I assume they have to be. It's an easy move to pull on the internet.

I did forget about the jerking off in his parents bed video.

 

[Blackstar]

I mean, the guy who stayed at his house for three days with him did say bossman literally would poke his head into the shower to brag about gamba wins while he was taking one.

Was making him feel some kinda way.

That reminds me of another thing the guy claimed: That Bossman had no toothbrush