DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I find it hilarious that Phil, a guy who proudly claims he'd never take a sponsor, has become the biggest dickrider for KC because they gave him money. What a fucking shill. Maybe Dear Leader could convince him to move to Tennessee if he waved enough of the Kiwi War Chest under the pigroach's snout.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This midlife crisis arc just gets more entertaining as it goes on. Phil must be really desperate for friends.

Or desperate for the $400 he got on Saturday, some of which was from people being claiming to be from KC. If he didn't get that money, absolutely no way he'd be hanging in their chat or trying to "be friends" with them.

 

[fukuyama]

Not counting the copecast on dsp's dsp, Kino Casino dentractors have accounted for 43% of the copecast's tips. (200$ from KC (or sock) paypigs, highlighted in yellow, out of 462 total during copecasts)

 

[PieceofShet]

I NEVER heard of this Kino thing before the DSP crossover, but they look like 2 vile retards inserting themselves into lolcow drama. DSP will regret this.

He had his best chance with Sidescrollers, he will never have another chance like this. If only he would show his mobile account to Craig to clear his name...

 

[Crooked 16th]

I still can't believe he pulled out that the internet is starting to turn an eye to me once again

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I tune in and he's wearing a headband with a piece of toilet paper stuck in his nostril while complaining about SF6, lmao.

 

[myone]

I tune in and he's wearing a headband with a piece of toilet paper stuck in his nostril while complaining about SF6, lmao.

"Pattern playing scrub, flowchart, flowchart flowchart. Look at me, looking like a retard and being heated in SF6, aren't I zany and wacky?"

This is him trying! No, really, this is him trying to be entertaining and attract a new audience. He thinks this is something someone would want to watch in their free time.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"Pattern playing scrub, flowchart, flowchart flowchart. Look at me, looking like a retard and being heated in SF6, aren't I zany and wacky?"

This is him trying! No, really, this is him trying to be entertaining and attract a new audience. He thinks this is something someone would want to watch in their free time.

You tune in to see this:

What do you do?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

"Pattern playing scrub, flowchart, flowchart flowchart. Look at me, looking like a retard and being heated in SF6, aren't I zany and wacky?"

This is him trying! No, really, this is him trying to be entertaining and attract a new audience. He thinks this is something someone would want to watch in their free time.

Yeah he's so hamming it up. It's one of those times where he believes he can gain new fans so clownsydephil comes out.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I NEVER heard of this Kino thing before the DSP crossover, but they look like 2 vile retards inserting themselves into lolcow drama. DSP will regret this.

He had his best chance with Sidescrollers, he will never have another chance like this. If only he would show his mobile account to Craig to clear his name...

Ppp and warski deeply rooted in Ethan Ralph lore. That's where they come from. Phil's gonna end up in the sektur doing this.

 

[myone]

Yeah he's so hamming it up. It's one of those times where he believes he can gain new fans so clownsydephil comes out.

If this were anyone but DarksydePhil, this would be just sad and depressing. For Phil, it was tuesday.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You tune in to see this:

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What do you do?

he doesn't even looks 40 in this. more like 50s. christ

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

You tune in to see this:

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What do you do?

If I never heard of DSP, my first response in his chat would be "Who the fuck is this weirdo?" and get promptly banned for calling it as I see it lol.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

You tune in to see this:

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What do you do?

Killing myself. I’ve made completely unforgivable choices.

 

[johnkimble123]

The McDonalds cosplay outfit + the childish gimmicks & layout + that he looks like a 50 year old creepy uncle alone... and he's 100% unaware of how dumb he looks, other than maybe the headband. Imagine saying this is your friend or worse, your husband.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I swear to God if I hear this guy say the word "razz" one more time I'm gonna explode.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If this were anyone but DarksydePhil, this would be just sad and depressing. For Phil, it was tuesday.

you just know he was rehearsing that line all night the day before he went on sidescrollers

 

[Necrosan]

Yeah he's so hamming it up. It's one of those times where he believes he can gain new fans so clownsydephil comes out.

I love that, when he tries to be funny, it achieves the complete opposite effect. He can only be accidentally funny.

He is also one of the only people I know who will do Level 3 Super on Casual matches.

 

[Jang Joo]

I cannot wait for Phil to unwillingly embarrass himself again and then need the chat to tell him it all went horribly wrong. Divine level cringe, the type that keeps you looking.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Ppp and warski deeply rooted in Ethan Ralph lore. That's where they come from. Phil's gonna end up in the sektur doing this.

My thoughts exactly. Anyone with pulse should know better than to go near the sektur. Ralph and his assembly of retards have a nasty habit of causing trouble including swatting, flaggotry, doxing and deplatforming