Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

Kill me for necroposting but I just saw this thread and I had to say something.

I remember this guy back in 2014. I was a 12 year old kid that did lame trolling and stupid garbage like that and pissed him off one too many times. I won't blame him for some of his responses to things I did, but I'll never forget him thinking I was sockpuppeting up the wazoo because my modem happened to have a dynamic IP address (and thanks to him because that's when I discovered people did that and did exactly that). I even followed him on Wikia but he immediately knew it was me. My account got banned, but I got it unbanned four years later and actually contribute on a semi-regular basis nowadays.

His quote on his user page is fucking hilarious though, something about how "a project which punishes innocent people doesn't deserve to survive" or some shit. I'm sure it was his last words for Wikipedia... That's like the online equivalent of a guy shouting and blaming people about some crazy political/conspiracy thing as he is being ushered out of a store by security. You know I had no idea this guy was a lolcow till I found his ED page.
 
The guy that harassed me the most early on Wiki was a guy named Calton. I later found out he had his own ED page. I really couldn't wrap my head around the concept of people like that back then.
 
ok so theres this one dumbass redditor ive been following named ryu289. The man is pretty much the textbook deboonker. Heres some highlights





He has an almost obssessive fixation on richard c meyer, picks fights with randos on deviantart, and constantly spams subreddits with his autism.

Anyways Im posting about him because he tried a logging about conservapedia on r/wikiinaction and one of the users accused him of actually being ryulong

 
ok so theres this one dumbass redditor ive been following named ryu289. The man is pretty much the textbook deboonker. Heres some highlights





He has an almost obssessive fixation on richard c meyer, picks fights with randos on deviantart, and constantly spams subreddits with his autism.

Anyways Im posting about him because he tried a logging about conservapedia on r/wikiinaction and one of the users accused him of actually being ryulong

I’ve would’ve thought the fat fuck would’ve died of a heart attack by now. I wonder if he’s still in Zoe Quinn’s pocket.
 
Unlikely Quinn has a habit of casting off losers when they become a liability,
Well if that is the case, I’d’ve thought he be bitter about it, perhaps enough to get revenge on her by revealing he faked a good number of her & Sarkeesian’s “death threats”and thus ruin both of em for good.

Ryu289’s response to the accusation and boy, does it reek of “oh shit, they know”😰
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I’ve would’ve thought the fat fuck would’ve died of a heart attack by now. I wonder if he’s still in Zoe Quinn’s pocket.
He's probably chimping and re-editing some random anime's article for the billionth time despite having worse Japanese skills than a freshman entering the course.
 
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I’ve would’ve thought the fat fuck would’ve died of a heart attack by now. I wonder if he’s still in Zoe Quinn’s pocket.
No, she'd have kicked his ass out when he outlived his usefulness, like she does with all her true believers.
 
Funny, just the other day I was wondering whatever happened to this guy.
 
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A bit of a long shot but does anyone have the stream that LordKat did on Ryulong archived? It was really funny reading about how much sperging this guy did.
 
So, he's been gone for a long time. Does anyone know what happened to him? Did he get addiction treatment for wiki editing or is he in jail or a home or something?
I figured he's like Clawshrimpy where he's probably making random social media posts sporadically but he's generally boring so nobody keeps up anymore
 
So, he's been gone for a long time. Does anyone know what happened to him? Did he get addiction treatment for wiki editing or is he in jail or a home or something?
Wikipedia still says "Buddyloid", so Louwrong's buddies are still watching those pages.

I'm really curious, since I always loved the story about him getting fired from his oceanography internship (which resulted in the end of his Japanese visa) because he was too busy sperging on Wikipedia.
 
A bit of a long shot but does anyone have the stream that LordKat did on Ryulong archived? It was really funny reading about how much sperging this guy did.
No shot. The guy that used to host the supercuts privated them. Lordkat probably asked him to take them down because he's desperately trying to start a new life away from Channel Awesome drama and this site.
 
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So, he's been gone for a long time. Does anyone know what happened to him? Did he get addiction treatment for wiki editing or is he in jail or a home or something?
He's on the internet in his hugbox forever. He will never leave.

Here is his Reddit account where he posts in /r/GamerGhazi the left wing Anti-GamerGate subreddit as well as posting in a gatcha game subreddit. He also moderates a gatcha game subreddit that isn't very active.


Here is his personal website that redirects to his Tumblr where he reblogs pictures of scantily clad dudes. (Faggot)


Here is his twitter account that has been locked for almost a decade at this point.


He knows how to unwind, you can see that he hung out with a Nigger one time:


He also streams on Twitch:


His ancient Encyclopedia Dramatica article is a good read if you're interested in a trip down memory lane:

 
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It's weird checking in on the major players in Gamergate a decade later and seeing that they STILL aren't over it.
 
Holy shit, I never knew we had a thread on ol' DlagonDlagon
Yeah, this thread was bustling in early 2014 because he was one of the earliest known cocksuckers fighting the antis.

Then he got removed from Wikipedia because he was a colossal faggot that didn't know when to shut the fuck up when adults were talking and he lost ALL clout as the Antis no longer had use for him.
 
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