Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Just take the L you dim bint.

She let him run his mouth, spouted out blatant lies left and right and continued to further bury his reputation.

I used to think we always wanted the hard hitting interviews. But people will either never accept the hard hitting interviews, or storm out, shut up, be defensive and watch what they say.

Now that I am more mature, I can see how we get one hell of a lot more by giving the interviewee all the rope in the world to hang themselves.

We loved it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

 

[Mandatory User Name]

I was looking up Minnesota revenge porn sentences online and from what I found Aaron will likely end up with a slap on the wrist as none of the 7 factors in determining revenge porn were present. He shared it with one person, once, and that person has since deleted from his phone. For Revenge Porn "The maximum felony sentence is the combination of three years in prison or a $5,000 fine."

This is much more likely to happen "When those facts are not present, the defendant faces a gross misdemeanor charge of nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images." He's likely facing a misdemeanor charge, less if he pleas out. It's an incredibly weak case.

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[Obnoxious Asshole]

I was looking up Minnesota revenge porn sentences online and from what I found Aaron will likely end up with a slap on the wrist as none of the 7 factors in determining revenge porn were present. He shared it with one person, once, and that person has since deleted from his phone. For Revenge Porn "The maximum felony sentence is the combination of three years in prison or a $5,000 fine."
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This is much more likely to happen "When those facts are not present, the defendant faces a gross misdemeanor charge of nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images."

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Clickie Clickie

Wow, Ralph can finally trauma bond with Aaron over sex offense convictions. It would be a banger Pillstream.

 

[AnOminous]

This is much more likely to happen "When those facts are not present, the defendant faces a gross misdemeanor charge of nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images." He's likely facing a misdemeanor charge, less if he pleas out. It's an incredibly weak case.

I'd be amazed if he faces anything at all.

 

[Vibralldo]

>steals christmas presents
>makes video about how she slept with 30 guys in 30 days
>rabidly defends pornstars/whores
>shit on now murdered dad constantly, outed him as a closeted homo on stream
>sweeps for child abusers even though she's a new mom
>makes fun of jabbies but keanwho lets slip that chrissie got her baby jabbed up in the hospital
>brittany shows up to chrissie's wedding and refuses cake, but then goes into kitchen later and takes the top of cake
>chrissie constantly seethes about brittany stealing the bride and groom bit of the cake
>snakes the wilsons to sweep for brittany venti, after she made unhinged videos about their dead kid
>does stream from hotel room, frequent cohost and dwarf lilaheart, sticks gum and boogers all over hotel room
>laughs about the staff having to clean it up
>fan of hers got knocked out at a show
>dirt eater thatstarwarsgirl spreads video of attack all over the internet
>chrissie plays the video 100x on stream mocking fan
>concussed fan joins stream upset
>they guilt him into apologizing to the dirt eater for implying she should not have shared it, and that upset her
>fan shows up to a show she coped about not having enough people show up for
>fan brings her 100 dollar bottle of champagne she asked for and baked goods for the crew
>venue staff tries to fleece fan by making him pay for other people's drinks
>chrissie's husband tells fan "there are rules if he wants to be in Chrissie's inner circle"
>fan leaves after refusing, goes to car and discovers it's been smashed up
>chrissie calls him a creep and weirdo on stream

Vile people.

Would any other type of person associate with Nick?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

This is not a drill. Balldo is a go at 11PM Central to hit some WACKY and ZANY topics that have been EDGING him all. week. long.
Link is EXCLUSIVLY for Rumble (unless he gets off his ass). That Rumble contract is so real you guise.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

This is not a drill. Balldo is a go at 11PM Central to hit some WACKY and ZANY topics that have been EDGING him all. week. long.
Link is EXCLUSIVLY for Rumble (unless he gets off his ass). That Rumble contract is so real you guise.
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He's gonna hit those major topics like he hits the crack pipe.

 

[GoudaChris]

This is not a drill. Balldo is a go at 11PM Central to hit some WACKY and ZANY topics that have been EDGING him all. week. long.
Link is EXCLUSIVLY for Rumble (unless he gets off his ass). That Rumble contract is so real you guise.
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Paging @MNPublicRecords

 

[Sharpeteer]

This is not a drill. Balldo is a go at 11PM Central to hit some WACKY and ZANY topics that have been EDGING him all. week. long.
Link is EXCLUSIVLY for Rumble (unless he gets off his ass). That Rumble contract is so real you guise.
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I'd rather get food poisoning than ever hang out with this greasy loser.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Paging @MNPublicRecords

He is always on strip alert.

 

[Anticipointment]

And as Nick's sister has no kids of her own,

She has a daughter.

Here is Kayla relating how she told her cousin about Drexel, describing him as an "Adontis" (meaning she thinks he is "really sexy") and how it was a "good conversation". It starts with how Drexel can't swim and progresses from there:

The question is, did Kayla, who can’t even pronounce “Adonis” correctly, call Drexel an Adonis of her own accord, or had she previously heard it from Nick, who at least knew how to say it & who is known to reference Greek mythology. Because Nick has also talked about Drexel as a “black Adonis”.
Can’t remember the context for sure, but am 100% certain that Nick said it. Might have been when he was talking about being at Hedo & he’d seen a man with a physique similiar to Drexel, except this guy had a small penis.
So it would have been after Kayla had said it, although the origins of Nick & Kayla referring to Drexel in this way may have been started off camera.
Also, when Kayla is relating the story about telling her “bestie”/ cousin about Drexel, Nick has that same creepy expression he had when she was telling the breast massage story. Something like a proud puppet master who can barely contain his glee. Regardless of who cucked who first or how, Nick gets off on it.

 

[Bepis]

This is not a drill. Balldo is a go at 11PM Central to hit some WACKY and ZANY topics that have been EDGING him all. week. long.
Link is EXCLUSIVLY for Rumble (unless he gets off his ass). That Rumble contract is so real you guise.
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I'm surprised he's actually streaming on Rumble. I figured he was lying about the technical issues because he didn't have enough jannies to sweep the chat. Even before the spiral really kicked off it was never adequately moderated.

 

[TurdThrower]

>fan of hers got knocked out at a show
>dirt eater thatstarwarsgirl spreads video of attack all over the internet
>chrissie plays the video 100x on stream mocking fan
>concussed fan joins stream upset
>they guilt him into apologizing to the dirt eater for implying she should not have shared it, and that upset her
>fan shows up to a show she coped about not having enough people show up for
>fan brings her 100 dollar bottle of champagne she asked for and baked goods for the crew
>venue staff tries to fleece fan by making him pay for other people's drinks
>chrissie's husband tells fan "there are rules if he wants to be in Chrissie's inner circle"
>fan leaves after refusing, goes to car and discovers it's been smashed up
>chrissie calls him a creep and weirdo on stream

Is there anyone in Cumia's orbit that is not a total piece of shit?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Holy shit, he was almost on time

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Holy shit, he was almost on time

Fuck him, I'm here for @MNPublicRecords. They make the show now.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Oh boy, I could really use some INTERESTING NEW MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORDS right now. I'm straight up feening for it, dog. No cap. These withdrawals are tough, but I still managed to channel my autism into shitposting.

Spoiler: SPOILER

I wanted to use American Beauty in this but my god every single poster is an atrocity.

 

[200MB]

Nick talking like he's remodeling the entire house in preparation for the kids return. It's made it really hard for him to do show prep LMAO.

 

[Strix454]

Because Nick has also talked about Drexel as a “black Adonis”.
Can’t remember the context for sure, but am 100% certain that Nick said it. Might have been when he was talking about being at Hedo & he’d seen a man with a physique similiar to Drexel, except this guy had a small penis.

It was in a May 2023 thing he did on youtube. Maybe on his own show, maybe as a guest. He was talking about the nude beach at Hedonism and (totally not gay) about him checking out other guys junk. But I think he has talked about Mr. Drexel as an "Adonis" many times in the past. It sure seems like Kayla picked it up from him without fully understanding it.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Whoa, this stream is doin' numbers.