Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Breadbear]

She had washable pee pads on there.
For herself? For the (adult, should be house trained) dog? Like she'd ever wash them anyway.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Pissa has removed her moving registry from her linktree page and has replaced it with a link to donate to the Kamala Harris campaign.
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I'm not sure who she's trying to appeal to or what her angle is. Somebody donated to Kamala and also decides to throw her some scheckles too cause they're linked on the same page? Truly bizarre.

I posted too soon. She's added 2 new wishlists!

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I'm only archiving the Amazon one cause the Walmart one is basically the same except she removed about 20 items.

One of the items are hotel quality sheets. A lot of them are kitchen items, which we all know will just collect dust and be eaten by moths.

Spoiler: Wishlist images

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And here is the fruit of her labor-a beg post that includes a screenshot of the Linktree



“I’m a disabled woman in the process of gaining housing after several months of being unhoused. I am starting over from scratch!”

Like others said, the process should be:

1) secure housing
2) buy some pieces that she may need immediately like plates when she arrives and then go from there

She’s acting like a student preparing for freshman year of college, only at least the student knows they’ll be in a dorm come August. Meanwhile Pissa is banking on the “friend” letting her squat and hoard shit well into the fall.

Josh and her will probably never have their own rental again. Their credit and payment histories are so in the toilet that they might as well be nonexistent. Bank of Mom may actually be on the verge of completely collapsing as well. Her best bets for housing in the future is either section 8 (which she refuses to do) or convincing Mamaw to let her live in the barn with the cats (another definite no go). Otherwise she should get used to sleeping in a car. There are people that live that way voluntarily (some even converting buses into motorhomes), but we’ve witnessed the results of their attempts to renovate La Casa. She has burned so many bridges and pissed away so many opportunities that she really is almost out of options. And yet, she doubles down on trying to make it all fall into her lap at the snap of a finger, because it’s what she believes she is entitled to. It’s been awhile since she’s showed off a new fan or done a live, hasn’t it?

Can’t say I feel too bad for her.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

2) buy some pieces that she may need like plates when she arrives and then go from there. She’s acting like a student preparing for freshman year of college, only at least the student knows they’ll be in a dorm come August. Meanwhile Pissa is banking on the “friend” letting her squat and hoard shit well into the fall.

It really isn't hyperbole to say that Polissa has two steps to any of her plans:
1. Post online begging for strangers to finance her
2. Make amazon wishlists of crap that is always useless and impractical

She did it for the trailer move, the hysterectomy, and the cats. Grifting for a hoard she doesn't need is no more stupid than grifting for press on stickers to fix a hole in the floor, or for colouring books and purple nightgowns for her hysterectomy.

The only difference between now and then is it has even less chance of working-- if I recall some people actually DID buy her those colouring books, and the cats did get the occasional litter donation-- and the stakes are even higher. The hysterectomy was paid by the long suffering American tax payer, she was making cats at a rate fast enough to replace the ones she was killing, and during the trailer arc she had meemaws house to live in while Joh fumed about shitting in bags in the trailer.

The only way she gets out of this unscathed is if her family take her back, or if Johs family somehow take them in. Does Polly even own a car at this point? It would be rough living out of a car alongside hubby, but unless someone gives her one, this might even be beyond her.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It really isn't hyperbole to say that Polissa has two steps to any of her plans:
1. Post online begging for strangers to finance her
2. Make amazon wishlists of crap that is always useless and impractical

She did it for the trailer move, the hysterectomy, and the cats. Grifting for a hoard she doesn't need is no more stupid than grifting for press on stickers to fix a hole in the floor, or for colouring books and purple nightgowns for her hysterectomy.

The only difference between now and then is it has even less chance of working-- if I recall some people actually DID buy her those colouring books, and the cats did get the occasional litter donation-- and the stakes are even higher. The hysterectomy was paid by the long suffering American tax payer, she was making cats at a rate fast enough to replace the ones she was killing, and during the trailer arc she had meemaws house to live in while Joh fumed about shitting in bags in the trailer.

The only way she gets out of this unscathed is if her family take her back, or if Johs family somehow take them in. Does Polly even own a car at this point? It would be rough living out of a car alongside hubby, but unless someone gives her one, this might even be beyond her.

She was also getting those wishlists fulfilled over two years ago, back when she had more friends willing to help financially or strangers that she hadn’t blocked or run off with her shitty attitude. I recall that while she didn’t have a proper cancellation campaign, she lost a lot of goodwill among the cat ladies after the Gomez saga.

She is dumb and entitled, though, so she keeps employing the same tactics over and over despite them having been ineffective for ages. Even when help came two years ago, the bulk of it still came from Bank of Mom or Aunt (like the one that paid for them to go to Applebee’s for their anniversary).

As for the car, no, and since the car market is so fucked and her insurance rates so high, it’s unlikely that she’ll get another anytime soon (or be able to drive it legally even if another family member gave them their old car). She should really be looking at tents than beach themed paper towel holders. Her remaining options are that limited.

 

[one_time_user]

she really is a basic bitch. moving to Florida, Florida has beaches, everything now must be turquoise and beach themed. EVERYTHING. also, that fat bitch is NOT getting down on the floor and sitting on those rattan pillows. she could never get up. she's just DUMB and greedy and basic.

 

[retard strength II]

There are places people like Polissa and Joh can rent with her disability income, but they are the exact kind of trashy place they deserve to be and Polissa has stupidly high standards for her life. That is such a problem with her. She is fine telling everyone she is poor but she refuses to actually live and act in such a way that reflect it.

She really has such a high opinion of herself. It doesn't benefit her. I guess in the Meemaw clan Polissa probably felt unique and intelligent holding controversial opinions she read online like "actually marriage bad, church bad, Disney villains cool, socialism gibs and art is good" but eventually when you are an adult and especially when your life is like this, you do have to accept you aren't that special and gifted and magical, and that you too have to work a boring normal job and do normal boring things sometimes.

Or not. Maybe she will never grasp the reality of it all.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

portable lightweight butane BBQ

This is a great income opportunity, too! When she inevitably gave herself and Joh carbon monoxide poisoning by being too stupid to understand proper ventilation, she could join another class action lawsuit. When her ship comes in, she can buy all of the tacky home décor Chinese slaves can pump out. It's the perfect solution to all of her woes.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I remember being hesitant to start following Polissa. Superficially, there didn’t seem to be much more than garden variety, slack jawed stupidity. I dug into her OP and quickly discovered, to my delight, how wrong I’d been.

Polissa really is a special kind of stupid. I don’t follow her directly as everything is beautifully distilled here although I will confess to usually watching her shorter videos as they’re posted here. Bid thank you to the posters who make an effort to bring the “best” of Polissa here.

I’m totally bemused by her Florida fantasies, especially considering she’s been there a while and you’d think some reality would have sunk in by now.

But no, this is Polissa so if things don’t follow her fantasy plot lines, it’s the fault of anybody or anything BUT Polissa.

Her dream of selling fans on a pier. Does she not have a clue how much hard WORK something like that is? From ensuring having enough of the right supplies on hand and finished product, to knowing the best times of year locally to sell and making sure you have enough inventory…

Not to mention I doubt she can just set up shop where and when she wants. Even my non-tropical area sees fierce competition for outdoor sales sites and hefty fees. Doing it legitimately may also put her in the IRS crosshairs as well as any applicable local taxes?

As much as I know this would blow up in her face big time, I really hope she tries.., just to see if she can find nex excuses for her inevitable failure.

 

[Angry New Ager]

She had washable pee pads on there.
For herself? For the (adult, should be house trained) dog? Like she'd ever wash them anyway.

Maybe she leaks pee; I wouldn't be surprised. Or maybe Dobby does.

But she can get a pack of 6 plain, washable incontinence pads for a bout $35 on Amazon; insisting that she needs the ones with a printed design on them, at almost the same price for two, is ridiculous.

Her best bets for housing in the future is either section 8 (which she refuses to do) or convincing Mamaw to let her live in the barn with the cats (another definite no go).

I predict she'll end up back at the trailer, even with the collapsing floor, mold, and lack of all basic systems. She can have her turn at shitting in a bucket. If Josh decides he's done and fucks off down to Florida on his own, maybe Meemaw will relent and let Polissa back into her house.

Or, she might finally get desperate enough to accept Section 8 housing, but she'd still fuck that up and get evicted eventually.

Her dream of selling fans on a pier. Does she not have a clue how much hard WORK something like that is?

No, she doesn't. She really, really doesn't.

From ensuring having enough of the right supplies on hand and finished product, to knowing the best times of year locally to sell and making sure you have enough inventory…

It hardly matters; there's a waiting list to get a booth space on the pier she's fantasizing about, and I have no doubt it's a long one. Also, no matter how many fans she paints, she wouldn't get accepted as a vendor because her work isn't good enough, even for tourist kitsch. On top of that, she has no business license, no display fixtures (or money for them), and no proven track record as a vendor anywhere.

Not to mention I doubt she can just set up shop where and when she wants.

She can't. Vendor space on that pier is strictly limited, and if she tried just showing up and parking her fat ass on a bench with a bunch of fans to sell, she'd get booted immediately.

She legit has no clue what it would take to get set up as a vendor anywhere. I don't think she understands that it has to be run as an actual business, not just something she can do as the mood strikes her. And she has absolutely zero idea of how much work it all is, including a lot of work that is tedious, and not enjoyable, and does not feed one's soul.

 

[scumfuck]

Or, she might finally get desperate enough to accept Section 8 housing, but she'd still fuck that up and get evicted eventually.

I think is this most likely. From what I understand section 8 housing is subject to inspections to make sure you're not shitting up the place. I can imagine Pissa not being too keen to let inspectors into her horde.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

She also doesn’t understand the word homeless. I still can’t get over the fact that she posted saying she’s homeless, while sitting on the front porch of a home . Gorl, what

Tbf a lot of homeless charities consider couch surfers like her homeless because she doesn't have a place that's legit hers and she's at the mercy of whatever person she's stinking up the abode of at any given moment. It's not just for people sleeping in cars, tents, subway stations or shelters; it's for anyone whose housing situation is precarious. But it only makes her look dumb for not actually trying to reach out to homeless charities or trying to get section 8 housing. Which she has refused in the past because they do inspections and she would be required to actually clean up instead of trashing the place.

This is a great income opportunity, too! When she inevitably gave herself and Joh carbon monoxide poisoning by being too stupid to understand proper ventilation, she could join another class action lawsuit. When her ship comes in, she can buy all of the tacky home décor Chinese slaves can pump out. It's the perfect solution to all of her woes.

I assume she had an electric dryer and not gas when she was venting the dryer indoors because gas dryers emit CO as well. Though I doubt she actually looked up the safety of this before she decided to be a retard.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Maybe she leaks pee; I wouldn't be surprised. Or maybe Dobby does.

She’s talked about regularly wetting her bed after her hysterectomy. So I think you’re right.



Oh look, another update/e beg video. Polly claims to be going through Community Action to try to get housing. Donate so she can hoard beach themed kitchenware. Will transcribe if have time.

Joh chiming in



Right after posting that, there was a video where she ranted about bot followers while eating in front of the TV. It was deleted very shortly after I archived it.

Looking up Community Action, this is her local chapter while the nearest to Clearwater when I searched the national database was this one. (There are a handful but the others were 40+ miles out.) If she is indeed trying to apply to a chapter in Florida, that one is much less lenient/more upfront about eligibility requirements

Community Action of Northwest Alabama:





Pinellas Opportunity Council

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Does she not have a clue how much hard WORK something like that is? From ensuring having enough of the right supplies on hand and finished product, to knowing the best times of year locally to sell and making sure you have enough inventory…

She clearly doesn't, because if she did she should be asking herself if she's healthy enough to be a small business owner, manufacturer and salesperson, she surely could work a retail job somewhere for a more stable income at a fraction of the effort.

Like find an existing vendor and offer to work a few weekends for them for cash under the table. It'd teach her something about working a booth and if she mysteriously loses the spoons to sit in a booth in the heat, she hasn't wasted her money making shitty fans.

 

[scumfuck]

 

[Terfatron]

Filter working harder than polissa ever have




Her face has become the perfect circle. Nature is amazing.

 

[Randomrando]

Her face has become the perfect circle. Nature is amazing.

I swear to God she's gotten fatter on this couch surfing era. She reminds me of an engorged tick, she's so damn PLUMP

 

[everybody in Portugal]

If I had any artistic talent whatsoever I'd paint her face onto an eggshell, it's the perfect vessel.

Someone with artistic talent please do this.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

She reminds me of an engorged tick, she's so damn PLUMP

Fat, would not sex etc.

Why can’t she get a filter that gives her ears? Hell cat ears would do then she could be a “real” cat lady.

 

[scumfuck]

Polissa got new glasses. Who gives a shit, I'm not archiving the video. You'll see them here. They're ugly.

Pissa replied to the comment from the woman who told her to get a job. She's rehashing the woe is me about working at Wachovia 14 years ago. If you thought she couldn't be more insufferable you'd be wrong.

Spoiler: AI transcription, may be grammar mistakes

If I had a penny for every single time someone came out of the woodworks saying this crap right here, Saying it's "this new thing called a job. You should get one." I would be really, really rich right now. Like, really rich. It's called being disabled.

Here's the deal. I had a job. I worked for Wachovia during the 2008 market crash when all the banks were doing all their sorts of, you know, shenanigans. Wachovia went under shortly after that and got bought out by Wells Fargo. But I was there during the crash and the stress of telling people that the crooked company I was working for was not in the wrong, that it was their mismanagement of money when it wasn't put my body in such an overload of stress.

My body started translating stress into chronic pain all over my body. Specifically, in my lower back and in my legs. Also in my shoulders, but not nearly as bad. 18 months after I had to quit working, a judge and a medical expert determined through the Social Security Administration that I was no longer fit to work or be employed because I am disabled. I pray you never have to go through the process I went through.

I lost my apartment. I nearly lost my car. I had to hide my car from the repo man successfully. And when I got my back time, I paid my car off. When are y'all gonna stop and get some empathy?

Because some of you never apparently watched Bambi, and never heard what thumpers Momma told Thumper. If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

Well. How is this fucking stupid bitch’s face more punchable than our Kuweight Queen?
Edit to add: gorl is maddd mad lol get a job.