Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

Just how willfully ignorant would "both sets" have to be to see firsthand the state of that house in mid-May and do nothing about it?

I told you niggas that there was no way their parents would care about a little crack cocaine.
If they don't care about their crack kids and crack grandkids do you think they would care about swinging or the trust fund?

 

[AltisticRight]

This balldo-wearing child abuser is still trying to weasel his way out. What a slimeball.

>The children were not aware
>One of them tests positive for cocaine &/or associated metabolites at 5000pg/ml with 500 as cutoff
Let me ask you, why would he say that? The document dates to the 28th of May. When did the tests take place?
Before or after the 28th? If it was before, he's fucking done. He knows, he's guilty as fuck. If it was after that day, then he's coping and also done.
Fuck this guy.


The gall of this skeleton freak. Stick to murdering defenceless animals.

What kind of secondary exposure would yield this? A blow gas chamber?

Smug, condescending skeleton that allows his children to test positive for cocaine &/or associated metabolites.


So Balldo and Our Wife and Our Fleshlight spent the weekends CLEANING THE HOUSE????? I thought Aleisha Sweep was lying. I thought Balldo Den was clean and pristine.


What is with Sektur retards and misspelling children's names? We had Rozanna [sic] to force a rhyme with a catboy paedophile enabler's gay streaming platform and now this.



This fucking faggot. So he was on the record saying all court hearings should be 100% public to ensure transparency and to hold the state accountable -- totally not a means for him to broadcast and grift off others' misery, now he wants to "prosecute so called illegal recordings".
He wants to prosecute people who joined the Zoom call using a publicly available link, with OBS opened?
Or he wants to go after people such as ElissaClips, Ashton & Andy of Kino Casino, Josh Moon of MATI and so on for broadcasting/commenting on the hearing?

Is joining a public link while in Minnesota with OBS open in contempt of the court now? What a libertarian.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

The reason why you always have a lawyer is so shit like this can't be used against you in front of an attentive jury in a court of law. From a lawyer it can be regarded as vigorous defence of a client, and therefore will not be regarded as evidence, from Nick's own mouth though it becomes direct evidence that the Jury can and will interpret however they will. Nick is a fucking imbecile.

It's very difficult to see this as anything other than Rekieta trying to get in front of his daughter's positive drug test result that he knew was coming (and it sounds like he expected more than one to test positive?).
That's how most people are going to see it anyway, and with his track record of lying, stretching and omitting the truth, etc. It's impossible to give him the benefit of the doubt, much less with something like this.

The truth is that any sane and rational person would have taken the arrest and the removal of the kids as a wakeup call. Instead, this asshole still thinks he is smarter than everyone else and he thinks he can "lawyer" his way out it like he is used with silly internet arguments. The only problem is that he is a horrible lawyer, he's not as smart as he thinks he is, and he is likely intoxicated (one way or another) 24/7 and not able to think clearly.
If (and I know it's not very likely) he gets any sort of jail time, it will be well deserved.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This bitch.

They were arrested on Thursday before the Memorial Day weekend. Before the weekend, they made an appointment for a visit at 1PM after the holiday.

Nick is PISSED he was not able to reach the workers after he blew up their phones over a long holiday weekend. What was the issue? He doesn’t say. But they held their boundary and showed up at the agreed time, which infuriated Nick. He is used to being able to treat everyone like his own personal bellboys.

How dare they fail to comply!

I love that the workers didn’t give him an inch with his bullshit. I hope they keep it up.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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It uh, isn't getting better.

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He has a sponsor. Perhaps this is the "Rumble Contract"? He gets hooked up with these weird sponsors?

Nick's 'sponsors' are just the regular Rumble sponsored adverts that any creator can sign up to do. Rumble is trying to solve their ad revenue issue, but is doing horribly. On your of the mandatory 1-2 you have to watch in pre-roll, they want streamers to put more in their show. The problem is that all the companies who will tough Rumble are shite.


Nick did a LOCALS stream, and here are highlights:

Spoiler: LOCALS Highlights

- He is in the hot tub and his tattoo is visible from many angles.

- Nick is definitely doing more Bible streams because people reacted 'exactly' like he predicted and it made them angry. He also thinks that becuase his life is based around the book, he should read it more. People are saying that he is speaking authoritatively on it when he is just 'reading and exploring' the book and ideas.

- Nick lamented being under the thumb of government. He says he isn't brining any motion (but he has stuff he wants to bring) becuase any hearing date he sets would be after his omnibus.

- Nick took shots at Sean (not by name) as an 'edgy streamer who sits low in his chair and never says anything edgy'.

- Nick was asked for reaction to balldoguard accusations to Chrissie and Keanu. He said that a friend said they had to wait until things were settled before they associate with him. Nick appreciates those who stick by him, but understands why others need to keep distance. People who 'know his character' know it is all a lie. He hates how people go after those who have his on their show.

- Nick claims he will have his kids back within 2 weeks.

- Nick claims not to be a 'Universalist' in religion.

- People just don't understand Minnesota law and why things look like they are going against him. It is just a process that happens.

- Nick addressed the rumour of non-random drug tests, and de-boonks the idea that he is scheduling his own rests. He claims to have been on random testing in the CPS case. He also says he is not paying for the tests in the family test matter. He has always complied with orders to test and they are ALL clean. People just don't understand Minnesota law.

- Nick's comments on the divinity of Christ were NOT heretical--it was hypothetical. He was doing an exercise to see if the alternative would affect his beliefs. This applies to his idea that Jesus sinned as well.

- He doesn't think he claimed Jesus sinned. He was being cheeky about Jesus being a 'racist'. He was referencing a scholarly paper he cannot recall that explored Jesus using modern 'racism' in his parables (e.g. The Good Samaritan) to make his point and how do our modern viewpoints change out interpretation of what he was trying to say.

(Despite no indication of facetious intent before)

- He's not sure that Christ was supposed to die. God used his death, but it was not always His plan to do it. He thinks that God was just trying to find 'a' way to forgive people. He has the issue that people killed God's son, then he got 'mad at them for it' and after that, decided to forgive people. He tries to re-frame what

- He says that if he was wrong or right about his ideas he explored, it does not change his belief. He thinks it is weird that people want him to make definitive statements. His current position is that 'he did not sin, I guess'. It doesn't matter to him. He doesn't think Jesus NEEDED to be perfect. God could 'figure it out' if he sinned.

- People can belive what they want. why does his opinion matter tho them? A lot of people (like Pharisees) would think what Jesus did is sin. You have to figure out if a changing definition of terms like sin affects the real meaning to you. 'Why do you need to believe that Jesus was sinless?' Would that change your beliefs? He asks.

- He says people are mad for attacking the sacred cow of David.

- Nick has an issue with the 'paradox of omnipotence'. Can God bind himself? If God is omnipotent, can He (rule-maker) really contrain Himself to follow His own rules? It doesn't matter if it was just a willing limitation. He days that the Sultan from Aladdin had better idea of omnipotence than God.

- Random rant about people not understanding how 'air going into [his] lungs makes [his] dick hard'. This spun into how big the universe is, so you really cannot understand anything like God. Understanding is not required for beliefs.

- 'God is not incomprehensible; He is incomprehensed' We cannot truly understand sub-atomic interactions, photosynthesis and other things, but we make a construct to be functional.

- Nick looks to the 'God' inside himself to understand what he reads in the Bible. Also, a joke about how he uses his 'balls' as well.

- The Gnostics 'were gay', so they were gatekept--otherwise ideas should not generally be. He likes having these debates. People online assume he believes what he is saying and they get angry.

- He thinks that the Pauline letters have context missing. He doesn't know what it is and we probably cannot know. People have taken too authoritative a stance on this incomplete understanding. It's an issue with people--not God. But... grace....

- Nick will tell his story later when it all come out. Some of what has happened has been more hurtful than people know or wouls believe if he just shared it. Having his kids not present is the hardest thing for him.

- He is trying to get to a 3 shoe per week format, but won't commit to one tomorrow.

- Minor note that AussieOverlawd was ij chat and called himself a 'bad friend' and Nick disagreed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

- Nick claims he will have his kids back within 2 weeks.

I sure hope he’s not scaring them by threatening this.

 

[AltisticRight]

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>Be Nicholas Rekieta
>Use an iPhone 13 Pro, which has 5G built in.
>Shill supplements to "protect you" from 5G.

Haha. It's the small things that are funny to me.

The absolute state of Balldo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Those Rumble private label brands are embarrassing. How fucking funny is it that Nick, the most cringe streamer online, is so desperate to front as currently popular that he’s now trying to convince people that he’s wanted by this laughingstock of a company? Not even this bunch of clowns, whose business decisions mirror a parody of every right-wing media company’s most retarded moves, will give him a deal.

Get a load of these super cringe brand descriptions from the amateur as fuck press release:

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I really hope Nick is as desperate for money as he’s been acting.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Which seems to imply that the cocaine usage was not accidental or unintended.

doesn’t imply that at all, but it would prove that his kid did accidentally get into the coke and he didn’t care even slightly, or else he would’ve stopped then and there and got his shit together

 

[StannisTheMannis]

I sure hope he’s not scaring them by threatening this.

Pictured: The live-in nanny with the kids he's likelier to get back within 2 weeks.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Look at this looser RATkieta

In this set of documents Nick reminds me of those stories of drowned people, where the the bodies are found with one person standing on the other person's shoulders in a vain effort to prop them above the waves. That's Nick, standing on other people's shoulders. In more ways than one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pictured: The live-in nanny with the kids he's likelier to get back within 2 weeks.

JFC, look at Ape’s hairline. It recedes even more than Nick’s does.

Also: Nice eyebrows, hole. They’re not supposed to start an inch away from your nose. Let that shit grow out and someday you might not look like a textbook FAS baby. Lol jk you totally will, always.

 

[Orc-Chud]

I am going to tell all the black people in Minnesota that Nick is snitching on his homie. Sorry Nick, no more black bulls for you and Kayla.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

For those of you who can listen to something while you work, but can't spend the time scouring the documents as has been done over the last 8 hours ITT, Meme Copium is covering them right now:

Warning, weird mix of Kiwi and Aussie accent, and he lives in Japan, so turbo weeb. He's also a Josh.

 

[Strix454]

doesn’t imply that at all, but it would prove that his kid did accidentally get into the coke and he didn’t care even slightly, or else he would’ve stopped then and there and got his shit together

The amount of coke in the hair suggests it wasn't anything like a one time incident.
The statements at the hearing by Nick indicate he seemed to have knowledge that a test of his children would bring back a positive test. If he had that knowledge, he had to have know the child was using cocaine.

At that point you are left with:
1) The child was regularly using coke without the parents knowledge and was caught using cocaine just a short time before Nick was arrested.
2) The child was regularly using coke with the parents knowledge.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick is being boring, I sleep. I wake up… Interesting new matter of public record attached.

LETS GO BOYS

 

[Orc-Chud]

The amount of coke in the hair suggests it wasn't anything like a one time incident.
The statements at the hearing by Nick indicate he seemed to have knowledge that a test of his children would bring back a positive test. If he had that knowledge, he had to have know the child was using cocaine.

At that point you are left with:
1) The child was regularly using coke without the parents knowledge and was caught using cocaine just a short time before Nick was arrested.
2) The child was regularly using coke with the parents knowledge.

I don’t know enough about this to challenge any of it, but I really really have a hard time believing either of those two choices that you say we are left with. What would be the purpose in dosing her with cocaine? WHY on earth would he do that?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Interesting new matter of public record attached

I’m going to need some merch with this line emblazoned on it, @MNPublicRecords.

 

[200MB]

Those Rumble private label brands are embarrassing. How fucking funny is it that Nick, the most cringe streamer online, is so desperate to front as currently popular that he’s now trying to convince people that he’s wanted by this laughingstock of a company? Not even this bunch of clowns, whose business decisions mirror a parody of every right-wing media company’s most retarded moves, will give him a deal.

Get a load of these super cringe brand descriptions from the amateur as fuck press release:


I really hope Nick is as desperate for money as he’s been acting.

Didn't he once brag about refusing to advertise a product unless he tested it himself and thought it was good? He may as well be shilling gas station dick pills now.

 

[Swole McPole]

Some error here, obviously. The code should be 5N GR -- an obvious reference to the number of NGR's that ran a train on Kayla at Hedonism II.