Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lottalove]

Erica sounds just like Becky.

She is like Becky, if Becky were able to tell, how the life got sucked out of her in real time.

In case anyone was like me and asking what the hell Life 360 is, turns out it’s just a tracking app. You know, the kind you make your 15-year-old daughter use to make sure she’s at the library studying and not at that party down the street. Good job, Amber, all of your “relationships” are absolute garbage tier.

This is what it's all about: Target person will be extinguished.
Only Amberlynn in her every thought, emotion and move is calling the shots.

i don’t believe that brittany felt betrayed

I hope she doesn't, and that she was able to truly forgive Erica, if she did.
Brittany did well, especially with keeping calm and level headed towards Amber.

Erica can stop beating herself up, she did kind of a Kaibella thing for Gorlworld here. The only one getting exposed was Amber.

The way Erica explained the developments gave exclusive insight in to what happens in a relationship with Amber.
Despite getting all the attention she wants from other suppliers, you will have to commit total ego death, give up everything to tend to her every want and need, until you're molded into the doormat Amber creates.

Amber will be relentless and whatever you give, will not be enough. Fuck boundaries, she will push and push, and to not upset her, you will be broken down slice by slice or fight by fight, if that pesky little voice within you still protests.

Only thing I wondered was, if it was through this experience, that Erica finally learned to do the grey wall to a narc to save yourself.
You'll have to block her, never answer to anything again, and get a restraining order if needed.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Amber is how I found out about lolcows youtube algorithm blessed me with her videos and I thought it was pretty interesting how this seemingly 600 pound women uploaded nothing but videos on how to lose weight as she gained even more weight. Then I started looking at her video comments and realized her community was just a ton of people calling her out and that's how I realized lolcows were a thing. I'd never seen someone whose whole following was trolls.

My question is as someone new but who has seen a decent amount of content from amber my gut tells me that something happened between her and her new gf that has nothing to do with trolls ie: she found out she was a feeder, realized she was scamming, the lady got cold feet and dipped out. I feel like the chances the blowback (that was definitely anticipated) ruined their "relationship" is slim and am wondering if anyone actually believes that trolls are the sole reason she made that "it's over" video.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

The only thing I really care about in this is that Erica/Brittany can now show the world Amber’s true narc personality via screenshots. I want to see the lovebombing, the possessiveness, the Life360 shit, etc.

That and crop a nude to just show the layyygs. Please ladies, the Farms must see these pillars of legend.

Anyway. It’s all fucked up and everyone involved holds part of the blame.

 

[TardiX]

Erica can stop beating herself up, she did kind of a Kaibella thing for Gorlworld here. The only one getting exposed was Amber.

Agreed. She shouldn't be "scared of the farms/reddit/haydurs" either because both her and the wife came forward and spilled it all so why would anyone feel the need to go looking for them.

The only reason anyone sought out Jade so hard is because she insisted on being a secret, Amber lied about her constantly - even as far as to say she was a different person, not living there etc. - yet insisted on being a mumbled voice and hand in videos pissing people off.

She said they're "boring and not feeders". All of Emily's dirty laundry was public, no one went into her house and uncovered her secrets. And no one will care about Erica or Brittany's personal life that doesn't involve Amber.

All Amber will argue is that Erica is "a known cheater" just like she did with Destiny as if that somehow makes everything Erica said untrue? Nice try Hambone. Also we don't care.

 

[Kier Starmer]

OK first, Alexis I say this with all my heart kill yourself doing several flips to make sure. I hate orbiters with no tea and Alexis talks like a retard to boot.

This was a great walk to work treat; I still think they were trolling and Amber is just a BPD hulk and a narc at that. They got in way too deep and the name doxx was the trigger to just unload it all. It's all Amber's doing though they said if none of the names were doxxed, they would not do shit.

I think lesbians have a high cheating ratio because lesbian sex is just dull and because women tend to more neurotic they do more impulsive decisions. Any lesbian open relationship I have seen has resulted in a ton of dykes fighting.

I wish I was the in OK to hear her screams of narc rage.

 

[Even more 8008135]

August 2024: Still a fat fucking loser.

Even moreso than we all suspected.

 

[Bunnyfoofoo]

Amber is how I found out about lolcows youtube algorithm blessed me with her videos and I thought it was pretty interesting how this seemingly 600 pound women uploaded nothing but videos on how to lose weight as she gained even more weight. Then I started looking at her video comments and realized her community was just a ton of people calling her out and that's how I realized lolcows were a thing. I'd never seen someone whose whole following was trolls.

My question is as someone new but who has seen a decent amount of content from amber my gut tells me that something happened between her and her new gf that has nothing to do with trolls ie: she found out she was a feeder, realized she was scamming, the lady got cold feet and dipped out. I feel like the chances the blowback (that was definitely anticipated) ruined their "relationship" is slim and am wondering if anyone actually believes that trolls are the sole reason she made that "it's over" video.

Amber is how I found out about lolcows youtube algorithm blessed me with her videos and I thought it was pretty interesting how this seemingly 600 pound women uploaded nothing but videos on how to lose weight as she gained even more weight. Then I started looking at her video comments and realized her community was just a ton of people calling her out and that's how I realized lolcows were a thing. I'd never seen someone whose whole following was trolls.

My question is as someone new but who has seen a decent amount of content from amber my gut tells me that something happened between her and her new gf that has nothing to do with trolls ie: she found out she was a feeder, realized she was scamming, the lady got cold feet and dipped out. I feel like the chances the blowback (that was definitely anticipated) ruined their "relationship" is slim and am wondering if anyone actually believes that trolls are the sole reason she made that "it's over" video.

The wife mentioned getting $2400 from her somehow. When Emily visited, she said Emily paid for everything. We remember how things were during the Krystal era. Is the piggybank herself scamming people both romantically and financially?

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

I am a bit worried that if we actually do ‘see layggs’ this thread, forum and the whole of space / time might implode within itself and annihilate us all. It’s a risk I’m willing to take however.

In all seriousness Amber must be going through the gauntlet of emotions right now. Blaming everyone and everything and cryeen and stomping her fat feet in a tantrum. Whilst I have a modicum of sympathy for mental illness it’s on HER to address her behaviour and seek help. She says she knows what is wrong with her but what is she doing to help herself? She’s not poor or without options so until she comes on YT - with proof - that she is on medication / in therapy she doesn’t get to use her mental things are scary as an excuse for behaving like a complete cunt. Go cry to someone else fatty. Seriously.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Brittany did well, especially with keeping calm and level headed towards Amber.

I may somehow still be naive, but I was impressed with Brittany’s calm anger. She seems to be punishing her wife a bit but that’s reasonable. She seems level headed and smart enough to know when to go scorched earth because it’s the only way ALR will leave them the fuck alone. Maybe because she’s a therapist (according to what she said in the Apathetic Faxx video) she knows ALR will talk about her for years if it suits her.

The only reason anyone sought out Jade so hard is because she insisted on being a secret

Jade continues to be the champion tard wrangler. She managed to use ALR’s crazy against her to get a clean break and fuck off back to the real world. And ALR hasn’t said much about her since. So congrats Jade!

I still think they were trolling and Amber is just a BPD hulk and a narc at that. They got in way too deep and the name doxx was the trigger to just unload it all. It's

I agree with this. If you’ve never been involved with someone with a serious personality disorder, you really don’t know that they don’t respond to anything the way a normal person would.

It’s impossible to “handle” an NPD or BPD. The only option available is to go full no contact if possible, and if not, gray rock them. And ALR will only get worse as she gets older. Luckily for us she can’t log off so we get to witness the inevitable train wrecks.

Edit: MBM can fuck right off with his tourist bullshit and Chantal definitively won that battle. He could barely get a rise out of her.

 

[Flan Pwincess]

To everyone involved in this shit show: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

To Amberlynn specifically: Go cry to someone else cunt

 

[Chuckle Nuggets]

"i'M fReAkEd oUt By FaRmS/ReDdIt/HaYdURs"

LMAO Erica you and your wife willingly entered into this gorlworld fishbowl when you decided to be the dang dirty trolls in Amber's lovequest. Enjoy your infamy, you've earned it.

That is what I was thinking, you touched the shit and now you are covered in it, I heard so many rumors about them trying to get ahold of zachary in november, what the fuck did they think would happen?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

To everyone involved in this shit show: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

To Amberlynn specifically: Go cry to someone else cunt

I agree. This whole thing is a hot mess and Amber should not be in relationships with anyone, and people should also stay away from her as well. She is a terrible human, has no regard for others, and raging bpd. She will never change. Amber should be single for the rest of her shortened life.

Also, why are Erica and the wife both on life 360? That implies they both don’t trust each others whereabouts. Never heard of a couple using that before.

 

[Xenomorph]

I am a bit worried that if we actually do ‘see layggs’ this thread, forum and the whole of space / time might implode within itself and annihilate us all. It’s a risk I’m willing to take however.

In all seriousness Amber must be going through the gauntlet of emotions right now. Blaming everyone and everything and cryeen and stomping her fat feet in a tantrum. Whilst I have a modicum of sympathy for mental illness it’s on HER to address her behaviour and seek help. She says she knows what is wrong with her but what is she doing to help herself? She’s not poor or without options so until she comes on YT - with proof - that she is on medication / in therapy she doesn’t get to use her mental things are scary as an excuse for behaving like a complete cunt. Go cry to someone else fatty. Seriously.

I know that if I can see her layrgs I can finally ascend from the mortal plane where my sides will be: )

I have sunk too much time into this Humpbackfat Whale to not get the gams I have been asking for for 45 years now.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

i disagree that amber should be single for her last few years. she should move in with emily franz and SHOW LAAAAAYGS

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I know that if I can see her layrgs I can finally ascend from the mortal plane where my sides will be: )

I have sunk too much time into this Humpbackfat Whale to not get the gams I have been asking for for 45 years now.

I just want to see the ankle balls for science.

 

[Data Dynamo 658]

I miss 2 days of events because of irl duties and this became an actual shit show.

why are these bitches running too reaction channels and then wondering why there information is getting out.

I hope hamburgler does a video and makes the situation even worse

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh I fully support Amber being with the feeder, feedee deaths are really fucked up and Amber deserves it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Archival copy of Apathetic faxX's video with Erica aka Valentine. Amber has struck this channel in the past, therefore archival is necessary.

This video confirms Amberlynn Reid's girlfriend Valentine/Erica was real and a separate person from her feeder girlfriend Emily Franz. In this we hear directly from Valentine/Erica details about the relationship including the fact the relationship was a hoax, or gayop (lesbop?), and Valentine/Erica's wife Brittany is actually a major Amber haydur. Valentine/Erica talks about Amber's manipulative and abusive behavior, giving a glimpse into what everyone on KiwiFarms already assumed would be a relationship with Amber.

Reference:
Apathetic faxX. (2024, August 1). Amberlynn Reid’s EX “Valentine” & Her Wife SPEAK OUT! YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9PI3sfWWMA

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[Cranky Old Broad]

IMO, everyone involved in this mess are scum.. There’s no moral high ground to be found anywhere, from the idiot couple going IRL to screw with Amber to clout-chasing Alexis and to Amber herself. Between this nonsense and the horror that is Yaba and Sam (I know that the stuff going on with Yaba and Sam is on a different level and isn’t just internet drama), it’s just a pathetic, disgusting mess and it would do a world of good if all of these people would log the hell off and find some other purpose in their sad lives.

That being said, I can only imagine that Amber was in hog-heaven with all these women seemingly wanting to be involved with her. And now it appears she’s left with no one.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

First off, Erica parrots the whole "I'm freaked out by the farms", painting us as horrible cretins, when she's a HUGE cow-tipper/poo-toucher herself. We just document public info and speculate, bitch! We don't get into emotional relationships with the cows OR SEND THEM $400 GIFTS! Fuck off!

In the Apathetic Faxx video, Erica talks about how Amber would use her BPD as a "crutch" to manipulate. Not true, she uses it as a WEAPON to victimize people in her orbit.

Erica mentions that she was actually the backburner "gorlfriend", and there were others. This lines up with Amber boasting about talking to 3 women at once last autumn or so. It also shows how she ALWAYS has multiple women in her DMs at various stages of "relationship". When one falls through, she immediately advances the "relationship" with another. And when she advances one, she reduces contact with the others (hence, the angry text from Alexis about Amber ignoring her).

After all of this, I no longer believe that she has NPD. Nor do I believe that she has BPD. She is FULL-BLOWN ASPD (Psychopathy/Sociopathy) with NPD and BPD traits (she's just low-IQ and deathstar fat/borderline immobile, so this is the extent of the damage she can cause). And before Amber tries to get pity for these two women manipulating her, that's completely irrelevant when discussing AMBER. Amber didn't know they were manipulating her. She thought Erica was being genuine (and for a short time they actually thought that maybe the internet was wrong about her), so Amber's behaviour in this situation (type deal) would be TYPICAL OF HER USUAL BEHAVIOUR.

I bet Amber is REALLY wishing that everyone would go back to believing that "Tommy" and "Valentine" were the same person. Amber waiting for a potential gorlfriend's seriously ill life-parter to die so Amber can take her place and become a feedie is actually a little LESS HORRIBLE than what the truth actually was. Who knows, maybe that was ALSO the truth! Amber absolutely could have been keeping Tommy on the back burner because of Colleen, while actively leaning on Erica and encouraging her to break up with Brittany. Holy shit what a soap opera storyline.

And ALL OF THIS further proves a scientific fact I mentioned here a long time ago: THERE ARE NO "WINNERS" IN THE AMBERVERSE. ONLY LOSERS.

Oh yeah @Suspicious Activity:

Spoiler: In a spoiler because it's off-topic

I don't think it connects specifically to homosexuality. I think homosexuality is separate from personality and behaviour, but all of that is controlled with culture. If you look at how homosexuality is currently viewed in the world, it's ENTIRELY either seen as some sort of sin/degeneracy (fundamental religon, developing countries) OR it's elevated and worshipped (modern western culture). And as it seems like the overwhelming majority of humans seem to fit into the categories of prey or predator (in a world of sheep-wolves-sheepdogs, the overwhelming majority are sheep), it makes sense that predators will seek out areas where prey collects. And predators will ALWAYS seek out the most vulnerable of prey, sometimes while pretending to be prey themselves. I suspect that if homosexuality somehow became completely accepted WITHOUT the people claiming it being worshipped - no percecution and no protections - stats would probably balance out and be comparible to heterosexual stats. Though I doubt this will ever happen so we'll never see it.

I mean, if people could just learn how to recognize predators, this would change too, but the majority seem completely unable (or possibly unwilling) to do so. But that's all just my theory.

I was about to type out an entire text wall of autism talking about cell/organ transplant, chimeras, possible evolutionary population controls and other wacky theories but, 1) it's not appropriate for the Amber thread, and more important 2) You just might not give a shit, so I'll leave it out. If you're interested in wacky weird biology and meta-weirdness, we can use the mail feature on the site.

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