Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Disastrously Dumb]

Amber's obsession with a relationship isnt because she wants and needs love and affection
its because she thrives on attention given to her, which is why she will latch on anyone who give her the slightest attention.
Whats worse is because she have no good qualities to offer in a relationship, no matter how toxic the potential partner can be, she will cling on them tight so long as they pay attention to her.
She is a parasitic lifeform that seeks a symbiotic union. Which is the ideal target for "relationship trolls" and "catfishes" if she actually had money.

Being single is the worst state for her, because being single allows people to self-reflect on their own shortcomings. And for an extreme narcissist, the idea of self-reflecting and acknowledging their own shortcomings is like extreme medieval torture. Which is why she will always be in a relationship or secretly messaging someone to be in a relationship with when she knows her current relationship is ending.

 

[FatalTater]

I love seeing bad things happen to bad people.

When Amber dies, not only will no one mourn, but everyone in her orbit will heave a huge sigh of relief.

 

[UsedUp]

And this will not stop the parade of bull dykes sliding into Hambers dms thinking God I wish that were me!

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

And yet more reasons that I hold the belief that homosexuality is a pathology. Can you imagine if straight people behaved like this even a fraction of the time that gay people do and made being straight 95 % of their entire personality.

Nah, that's just confirmation bias. There plenty of fucked up straight people, even in Gorl world for example. Look at Chantal, who as far I can tell, is a strickly dickly woman with a psychological history and a romantic life as sad and messy up as Amber's. Sure there there are tons of mentally fucked up lesbians and gay dudes, Im not saying there aren't but for every Nickacado Avacado, there's a Boogie2988.

People who identify as trans or 'gender fluid' and similar are definitely psycho, but even that demographic contains a lot of straight men who took an ancient comedian's joke about being a man in a lesbian's body and ran with it. Chris Chan is an autistic man child who sexually assaulted his own mother. Putting on a wig and calling himself Christine wont make him an actual woman and the same goes for Jonathan Yaniv who thought cutting off his penis and having a doctor carve out a fetid stink pit would somehow make him more attractive to women. The unifying thread in all these folks is incurable autism, not being gay or straight.

To everyone involved in this shit show: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

To Amberlynn specifically: Go cry to someone else cunt

Yeah, they all seem like horrible people. Amber, as we've known has always been a manipulative narcissist, but Erica and her wife are just as bad and I dont know how anyone can have any sympathy for them. They decided to troll Amber, knowing her history and are now surprised that it didn't turn out well. Erica's admitting that she did a fucked up thing doesnt make it any less fucked up. They're all horrible and they deserve one another. I will say that Amber managed to acheive one thing. Her outing Erica certainly did seem to take the focus off of Emily for a while, so now that the attention on Tommy/Emily has died down, she can pick up where she left off with Amber and they can create a happy home with Amber playing step mom to Tommy's poor unfortunate kid while she gets to eat all the orange chicken and order take out as much as she wants and break past the six hundred pound mark into the seven and eight hundreds and beyond with not only the approval, but the encouragement of her partner. Love that for her.

 

[class action]

Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.
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Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.

Here Alexis has the same bitchy mannerism and inflection as ALR, specifically referring to ALR's "dispeckful piece of shit" rant. This bathroom-dwelling clout-chaser truly thinks she is hot shit when her vocabulary and emotional maturity are juvenile at best. I'm nominating her as the most annoying Amberverse character of 2024.

Even your supposed bestie talks shit about you behind your back so take off that stupid beanie and shut the fuck up.

 

[pippeyyy]

They decided to troll Amber, knowing her history and are now surprised that it didn't turn out well. Erica's admitting that she did a fucked up thing doesnt make it any less fucked up.

It is like a teenager who has figured out that just admitting the bad thing will be less messy than arguing it but still doesn't mean a damn thing. It always goes hand in hand with "I don't care what you say about me/use my photos all you want on the farm's and Reddit but please don't bring up my poor wife! She doesn't deserve it!"
Bitch, you don't get to pick and choose how people see things and what they do on the Internet. You don't get to be the martyr and save your poor, innocent wife (according to the one potato headed lesbo) She deserves everything you're both getting. Don't fuck around with lolcows because you'll find out in the funniest way possible.

And everyone is going to enjoy it. Well done, fat dykes.

Edit: words

 

[bingo bongo]

@BubblezMcThreee

Spoiler: off topic fag spec

I agree with you. I would take it further (sorry farms, you'll hate this) and say there are plenty of normal binary trans people too. Anyone in the limelight and open about being gay or trans inevitably feels the need to defend their identity. And they always take it wayyy too fucking far. Whether it's by defending a pedo like Jonathan Yaniv or going the other side of crazy like Blaire White. The only way to be trans and famous is to be stealth. Tbf the only way to be trans and normal in the real world is to trans silently move to a new place and never fucking tell anyone. No one needs to fucking know, have a trusted bisexual or ultra liberal straight partner and never get fucking comfortable with any of your friends. Just shut the fuck up about it and live your life.



These lolcows are gonna lol cow whether they are gay straight trans or cis. Does not fucking matter. They will get their attention anyway possible

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.
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Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.

Why does the constant side eye flicking/looking quickly off to the side annoy me so much? Bitch, look at the camera if you are trying to dress us down.
Alexis gives big pick me energy with how quickly she jumps to involve herself in everything. Being friends with Amber Reid does not make you special, Failexis.

 

[Constellationzero]

I know that if I can see her layrgs I can finally ascend from the mortal plane where my sides will be: )

I have sunk too much time into this Humpbackfat Whale to not get the gams I have been asking for for 45 years now.

Why stop there?

I want BARE FEET, TOES and TOENAILS, and I demand that Emily describes the smell filling the room and bubbling the paint right off the walls when Hambutt takes off the wRonG sHoEs.

 

[Suspicious Bagel]

Being friends with Amber Reid does not make you special, Failexis.

"Being friends with Amber Reid does..."
That would make a nice top ten list.

 

[FatalTater]

I love how open Erica and the other one were on Jordy's stream. They were like "yeah I did the damn thing and it sucked but here's what happened."
WE NEED MORE OF THAT SPIRIT IN THE WORLD honestly.

 

[Xenomorph]

This confirms Eric and Ricky are not frens with Beggy, this is what happens when you shove your high school school chums away for Amber

 

[Even more 8008135]

Why stop there?

I want BARE FEET, TOES and TOENAILS, and I demand that Emily describes the smell filling the room and bubbling the paint right off the walls when Hambutt takes off the wRonG sHoEs.

You're a very olfactory-oriented person, aren't you?

 

[Xenomorph]

Ive seen her fucking fungal infected toes/feet GIVE ME THOSE GAMS HAMS

Amber if i was you I would show us yourself and get that sweet YT shekels.

 

[-Jack-]

Little did I know dykes can be more messy than gay men, though at least gay men (mostly) are nice to look at. Come on girls, put some effort in.

 

[Morticia Addams]

I can't wait to see Cheynne Jasmine's parody of this. She's gonna need at least five new wigs for this one.

And the therapist wife claiming ALR is dangerously manipulative? ONLY IF YOU ALLOW IT.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I love how open Erica and the other one were on Jordy's stream. They were like "yeah I did the damn thing and it sucked but here's what happened."
WE NEED MORE OF THAT SPIRIT IN THE WORLD honestly.

I agree that they had some accountability. I also agree that they are both stupid as fuck for doing it.

I’m sure they have more tea to spill and screenshots to share, so they may as well go ahead now that the dam has broken. Go big or go home, guys!

 

[ovxoo]

don’t let aireekuhh and brittnehhh take the attention away from Ambers lies of not wanting to live a feeder lifestyle

a video of her trying real hard to find excuses and more laaaahs for emily will be more entertaining than her proving she was “lied to and victimized” by an obvious troll couple

 

[goodgrief]

People were saying that the amberverse is boring now, there are no side characters. And look what we get now. Yes, they're fleeting side characters but they make up for it with the fact that they're actual insane people. Literally the craziest so far. Erica is a full on drooling moron, but her wife is certifiable. Like, lock her up and throw away the key.

I'm watching the apathetic faxx video right now and it's hilarious. Erica looks like a bully from a 90s movie. Look at that mug and tell me her name isn't Butch or Biff. It's fucking hilarious listening to her voice shake.
I had to take a break, the whole story is so crazy.
Also, her revealing that the "friends" who visited amber were Eric and Ricky is so, so random. I'd never think they'd be coming over. Fuck Becky then I guess.
We already knew some of this from Destiny and Becky but this is more insight into how obsessive and looney tunes amber gets when she's in a relationship or there's promise of one. She's an overbearing nightmare. The way she tries to track their every move, guilt trip them, beg for them to move in after a few days. Psycho.
When you think about it, Wipey made an incredibly clean getaway. Impressive for someone who thought moving in with this gorl was a normal thing to do.

This absolute moron Erica is like "People are blowing this way out of proportion. I don't want my wife getting drug into this." First of all...NO THEY'RE NOT. You did a wildly insane thing. Second, your batshit wife started this. I hope they all lead horrible lives. Truly a gaggle of single celled organisms.

Edit - I kept watching the faxx video, and these people, holy shit. 90s bully is done and the other one starts speaking and it's like....HOW do you come off worse than Amber? This therapist started trolling this bpd nightmare with her stupid wife and then has the audacity to say "We're normal people. We're not feeders. We're not crazy." No self awareness. This bitch doesn't know she's nuts. She's talking to amber on the phone while whispering on the side with her partner in this fucking crime and has the audacity to tell amber she needs help. Bitch you need help. Where does she practice? I hope this spreads around.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Lecture time! Amber is the greatest friends she’s ever had but Amber also ignored her constantly so she could stalk and harass Erica.
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Edit: I think I might Hate Alexis more than any person that has joined Ambers orbit.

This is the first time I've paid attention to anything she's said and I'm already tired of her. Alexis is a slightly less fat version of Amber. Amber, just date HER. You'll be perfect together (eliminating two more cluster Bs from the dating pool).