Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

She broke her sink doing this last time. What a memory that was.

So Anna posted and deleted a video with Jon attempting to take a scale out of her hands and her trying to get it back. It was posted on all platforms and almost immediately deleted. Comments from it were posted here earlier, but the reddit got the entire post as well.


Tights are not compression....Tights are crying for release from their stretching.

On Threads Anna is trying to state her sister was training for the olympics:

 

[Even more 8008135]

"Something I used to track my inflammation"

 

[OttoWest]

Transcribing for the blind:

For a long time, the scale has been a completely harmless piece of my life - something l used to track when my inflammation went up and down
along with keeping track of triggers.

Post surgery, my body has fluctuated
a lot, and a lot of it is pretty unpredictable. I've begun to see that number as a sign of my worth, and that's frankly not healthy. It has also caused me to punish myself for a lot of things that I can't control right now.

So, l've decided for the time being - and maybe forever - the scale is not a healthy part of my life. Now does this mean I think scales are always bad? No.

But what I do think is bad is focusing too much on a number and not enough on your general happiness, healthiness, and ability to live. Numbers sometimes get in the way. Since they were getting in my way, I decided to move that road back so that I could be at
peace. #healthjourney

Transcribing for us autists:

Cope.
I have gained back all the weight I lost last year on Wegovy.
Cope.
I did not see any of the dramatic results I expected from lipo.
Cope.
This caused me to binge and that tiny voice of my conscience made me feel bad.
Cope.
I have once again decided to deny reality and simply ditch the completely objective inanimate device that I previously declared to be harmless so that I can continue to consume. See, what a relatable thickums I am to all of you commoner fatties!

Also Anna was a store manager at The Bombay Company? New things to add to the lore.

For non-US kiwis or those too young, The Bombay Company was a chain of home decor stores that sold European knock-off furniture and knickknacks. I guess there were free-standing ones but I always encountered them in indoor malls.

 

[Trombonista]

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She deleted this but lol

Well I just got a new user title out of this.

 

[Amberglow]

So she doesn’t think the scale is an accurate depiction of her overall health and happiness score?
It’s not arbitrary Girl! At some point, those high numbers on the scale will represent the breakdown of your physical life. How many lbs take out your knees, how much weight takes away your ability breathe at night, at what point do your veins leak into skin leaving rusted blood permanent tattoos on your ankles, when you fall and and someone has to call for help to pick you up because they can’t do it alone?
You can be the happiest Mo’fo fatty on the planet but Happy Fatties have a short time to be happy and then it’s all misery.

 

[Trombonista]

You can be the happiest Mo’fo fatty on the planet but Happy Fatties have a short time to be happy and then it’s all misery.

I don't think she's truly been happy since some time before this thread was made.

 

[Miltank]

Lol @ having an unhulthy relationship with the scale. No, that only applies to EDs like bullemia or anorexia. They become obsessed with it and it can really fuel their disorders.

Deathfats like Anna just get discomfort from scales which is why they avoid them, the opposite. Weighing themselves and seeing the number means they are now aware of their obesity and have the responsibility to do something about it. She doesn’t want that monkey on her back so she avoids them. Also helps fuel her delusion she isn’t regaining and thus doesn’t have to reel in her drinking/eating

 

[a hapless toad]

Also Anna was a store manager at The Bombay Company? New things to add to the lore.

For non-US kiwis or those too young, The Bombay Company was a chain of home decor stores that sold European knock-off furniture and knickknacks. I guess there were free-standing ones but I always encountered them in indoor malls.

I mean... I know sub-23 isn't exactly super young to be a mall store manager but still... like most of Anna's stories? This doesn't ring true.

The Bombay Company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on September 20, 2007. The company was sold to Gordon Brothers and Hilco, two liquidation companies that sold off the remaining inventory. As of January 21, 2008, all U.S. retail stores were liquidated and closed.

Edit: Anna was supposedly graduated from BYU in 2007 and then went on to grad school at Columbia - after Bombay Company closed down. As far as I can tell, there was no Bombay Company in Provo. The nearest one would have been in SLC at the Gateway, which was 45 miles away from BYU. Whatever, gorl.

 

[Barbarella]

As gross and awful as Boogie is, he still got someone to fuck him. I don't know much Boogie lore other than he was married or had a girlfriend at some point and openly talked about his *barf* sex life, even if she was a feeder.

.

Boogie is awful. His girlfriends have all been young paid Sugarbabies, and he’s now isolating a retarded 20 year old. He lied about undergoing childhood abuse, he lies about finances, he lies about friends that he backstabs, he lied about having cancer and he suicide baits when he gets caught. And a million lies in between. He is more like Chantal than Anna but there are similarities between all death fats.

Anna is sex-shy. She is 40 and a virgin. There have been men thirsting in her comments but she’s too good for anybody who has a fetish, and she’s just smart enough to get it. Plus, she only wants tall, dark and handsome, but if she ever met one she’d be terrified and would be so loud and obnoxious he’d have nightmares for weeks.

In her tights video, it looks like a pink dildo is on the floor. . I’m sure it’s just clothes but still.

Whatever happened to that Dave guy she was doing videos with? Another “friend” down?

Anna has and will always be obsessed with her scale. But not in doing anything to make those numbers better-only in a magical Disney kind of way where she takes a shot or has plastic surgery and then little birds and squirrels dress her in a princess gown and pull her to it, she stands on it and it says 125 lbs. Magic! Then the prince arrives and she has a panic attack and ends up in the ER.

 

[Dr. Armchair]

She broke her sink doing this last time. What a memory that was.

So Anna posted and deleted a video with Jon attempting to take a scale out of her hands and her trying to get it back. It was posted on all platforms and almost immediately deleted. Comments from it were posted here earlier, but the reddit got the entire post as well.
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On Threads Anna is trying to state her sister was training for the olympics:
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Every now and then I’m struck by the sheer, soul crushing sadness of this woman’s existence. Somehow that TikTok with the outfit changes did it this time. The empty smile, how hard she’s trying to be on beat, the way she messes up in the last one and the fact that she’s essentially given herself this job of trying on ugly clothes for a living.

If you’re a model then sure, I get it but she just decided to do this. There’s no growth (apart from poundage), no feedback from colleagues, no friends, just a phone screen and a forced smile.

and now i feel depressed.

 

[GAY Ted Wheeler]

Have all of the walls in Anna’s apartments been barren. It’s weird seeing a 40 year old not having anything resembling art or personal pictures on the wall, especially someone passing themselves off as an influencer that travels.

 

[OttoWest]

I mean... I know sub-23 isn't exactly super young to be a mall store manager but still... like most of Anna's stories? This doesn't ring true.

I guess I could see her being an assistant manager or some equivalent— someone who can override the register or drop off the daily deposit. But now that I think about it, even that seems like a stretch. And good detective work on store locations. She’s likely full of shit, again.

Have all of the walls in Anna’s apartments been barren. It’s weird seeing a 40 year old not having anything resembling art or personal pictures on the wall, especially someone passing themselves off as an influencer that travels.

The princess castle was similarly barren, even after she made a half-hearted attempt at becoming a home decor influencer during that era. IIRC she had a partnership with TJ Maxx/HomeGoods. She decorated one room, a sitting room off of her front entrance and then it never came up again.

Anna has had the same nondescript furnishing across multiple homes. She’s got that sponsored sectional; that one sad open shelf bookcase where she displays shoes, a Koons knockoff balloon dog, and three measly books; her ugly pink velvet upholstered bed. Anything else?

For an alpha level consumer, I’m surprised she’s not more interested in home decor because unlike clothing you can’t grow out of it. I guess it doesn’t give her the same high that Shein tarps do.

 

[Breadbear]

On Threads Anna is trying to state her sister was training for the olympics

She was training for a triathlon: Hotdog eating, pie eating, power nap.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

I guess I could see her being an assistant manager or some equivalent— someone who can override the register or drop off the daily deposit. But now that I think about it, even that seems like a stretch. And good detective work on store locations. She’s likely full of shit, again.

The princess castle was similarly barren, even after she made a half-hearted attempt at becoming a home decor influencer during that era. IIRC she had a partnership with TJ Maxx/HomeGoods. She decorated one room, a sitting room off of her front entrance and then it never came up again.

Anna has had the same nondescript furnishing across multiple homes. She’s got that sponsored sectional; that one sad open shelf bookcase where she displays shoes, a Koons knockoff balloon dog, and three measly books; her ugly pink velvet upholstered bed. Anything else?

For an alpha level consumer, I’m surprised she’s not more interested in home decor because unlike clothing you can’t grow out of it. I guess it doesn’t give her the same high that Shein tarps do.

Don't forget the circular storage coffee table that looks smaller than her.

I'm wondering if she was once given register keys on a stretchy bracelet at her job and she took that to mean she's a manager because obviously only the most important people have keys.

 

[glass_houses]

Those instructions apparently don't even involve "use gloves with bleach," she's such a professional.

At least she had the wits to take it outdoors, I'll give her that much. I do wonder how the estate manager would feel about this video, however. Isn't her complex supposed to be ecologically responsible, recycling, low electricity consumption, no hazardous chemicals and such?

and now i feel depressed.

Anna is depressing from a distance. Up close, she's a nightmare.

Way back in the thread, she was doing collaborations with another NPD influencer, although the woman in question appeared to be rather more bearable. The influencer showed up at Anna's door for her birthday (cameraman in tow) with a cake as a gift. Anna looked murderous. It could have been because of the cameraman- I know that if an influencer showed up at my door with a camera, I'd be feeling murderous too- but I suspect it was because this influencer dared to come to Anna's house without an invitation, and Anna expects people to beg for the privilege first.

I'm wondering if she was once given register keys on a stretchy bracelet at her job and she took that to mean she's a manager because obviously only the most important people have keys.

You're thinking too hard. I'd lay money on her picking that particular chain because she went there a lot and was familiar with it, not because she ever worked at one.

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[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Don't forget the circular storage coffee table that looks smaller than her.

Remember when she got stuck between the couch and her table?

 

[Constellationzero]

Way back in the thread, she was doing collaborations with another NPD influencer, although the woman in question appeared to be rather more bearable. The influencer showed up at Anna's door for her birthday (cameraman in tow) with a cake as a gift. Anna looked murderous. It could have been because of the cameraman- I know that if an influencer showed up at my door with a camera, I'd be fell murderous too- but I suspect it was because this influencer dared to come to Anna's house without an invitation, and Anna expects people to beg for the privilege first.

Disagree.

It's because only Sally Shine gets the camera. Not any other iNfLuEnCeRs. Only Sally Shine gets to sick Jon and a camera and take video and still shots only Sally Shine (and no one else) can control.

Sure, maybe the other iNfLuEnCeR didn't beg and plead for Sally Shine's attention PROPERLY, but it's really about the fact that someone ELSE took video and still shots of her cataclysmic poor hygiene and hyper morbid obesity. She couldn't control angles or photo shop it away and that likely pissed her the entire fuck off.

Love that for HURR!

 

[brooky]

You're thinking too hard. I'd lay money on her picking that particular chain because she went there a lot and was familiar with it, not because she ever worked at one.

This. Anna never needed a job. Daddy got her those cushy jobs at Citibank etc. She has intense "never worked a real job in her life" vibes

 

[pippeyyy]

The princess castle was similarly barren, even after she made a half-hearted attempt at becoming a home decor influencer during that era. IIRC she had a partnership with TJ Maxx/HomeGoods. She decorated one room, a sitting room off of her front entrance and then it never came up again.

Anna has had the same nondescript furnishing across multiple homes. She’s got that sponsored sectional; that one sad open shelf bookcase where she displays shoes, a Koons knockoff balloon dog, and three measly books; her ugly pink velvet upholstered bed. Anything else?

For an alpha level consumer, I’m surprised she’s not more interested in home decor because unlike clothing you can’t grow out of it. I guess it doesn’t give her the same high that Shein tarps do.

I believe it was @GenociderSyo who broke down all the home decor she had during the princess Castle era. Most of what you listed she didn't buy until she got sponsorships in the princess castle.
When she moved into the home from her luxury apartment it was obvious she left so much behind, so I figured that is where the other pieces went. Now the roller skates have to be displayed on the floor. Gasp!

I want her to start decorating with washi tape again.

 

[lonelygorl15]

At least she had the wits to take it outdoors, I'll give her that much. I do wonder how the estate manager would feel about this video, however. Isn't her complex supposed to be ecologically responsible, recycling, low electricity consumption, no hazardous chemicals and such?



Anna is depressing from a distance. Up close, she's a nightmare.

Way back in the thread, she was doing collaborations with another NPD influencer, although the woman in question appeared to be rather more bearable. The influencer showed up at Anna's door for her birthday (cameraman in tow) with a cake as a gift. Anna looked murderous. It could have been because of the cameraman- I know that if an influencer showed up at my door with a camera, I'd be feeling murderous too- but I suspect it was because this influencer dared to come to Anna's house without an invitation, and Anna expects people to beg for the privilege first.



You're thinking too hard. I'd lay money on her picking that particular chain because she went there a lot and was familiar with it, not because she ever worked at one.

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You're exactly right. I have never, not once, heard Anna talk about having a retail job, or any customer service type job. Just the super cushy jobs she was very unqualified for.

So pick a store that's been gone for a long time because who is going to be able to prove she's lying? But she can't just say she shopped there or even just worked there; nope, she's gotta brag in typical narc fashion that she *managed* one because she's so smart and Type A and blah blah blah.

The girl you're talking about is CurveModel; a brief sycophant on the "Friends" of Anna timeline. For the newbs:

Anna was insanely jealous of this girl because she was a decade younger, very beautiful but quite obese, and had a somewhat successful modeling career. She was on the cover of a running magazine, and did shoots for Shein and Torrid. Curve's boyfriend helped Anna assemble her pink princess bed. Curve and a petite Asian girl, presumably Curve's friend and not Anna's, helped assemble the LoveSac couch.

Then Curve fucked off once she got her free Vegas vacation, and when she underwent major preventative breast cancer surgery, Anna could not even bother to post a public comment on her insta, with something like Get Well Soon! or some other platitude. She has not been seen or mentioned in the Anna sphere since then.