Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

wonder if this will be the breaking point and we get far more delusional "the case was not dismissed, child"
He absolutely will, he still insists that he wasn't ordered to pay quasi. The real question is which excuse he'll go with imo, I'm betting on a simultaneous "the judge was an idiotchild" and "the suit never happened, stalker"
 
Lawfags correct me if I'm wrong:

In the unlikely event this shitshow actually does make it to trial, Pat bears a heavy burden of proof. For him to win, a jury of six to twelve people has to unanimously agree that condition 'a' AND condition 'b' AND condition 'c' AND ... were all met. If any single item in this chain does not hold up, Pat loses. Those are already pretty bad odds for him, but...

Because he went out of his way to amend the complaint and name nine separate police officers as defendants, then the evidence has to show that EACH of them, individually, caused ALL of conditions 'a' through 'z' to take place.

He basically multiplied his own mathematical probability of losing!
 
Patrick was called out for his hypocrisy.
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Attention all Glasgow gamers, Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki (pronounced OO-ga-bu-ga Donald UH-GRI-fter) needs your help!
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Notice how Rick is not one of the 3 donors. A retweet is worth more than money, I suppose.

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He has a sponsorship (?), but still wants $7,500? That's a lot of money. You can get a return flight from Nigeria for those dates for like a thousand.

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Rick can't resist the urge to make this about himself.

Nigger, how were they false reports if he was denied entry into the U.S. as a result? I don't know what that's all about, but sounds like they were valid reports then.
 
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Inb4 nikkki gets swatted while pat is out of the country or some other fat flag. Bonus points if a con attendee says something innocuous but referential to Owen like “do ya?” Or “are ya?” during the con that makes him chimp out and squeal to his lawyers about international stalking. Surely that big mean judge will do something about very important person Patrick S. Tomlinson’s grievances once he hears about it!
 
Pat sounds incredibly fucking gay when he gets angry.
This is the most closeted man in Wisconsin.
He admitted to 'butt stuff'
He admitted to 'being into things'
and
He 'married' a polycule reject who enjoys negro vaginal farts.

There is no closet.

(didn't he also admit to sucking dick in a tweet?)
 
Meanwhile, the Pig:


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Clearly something worth posting not just once, but on three different social media sites.
Are you going to include Theodore Rex in your fucking head canon Fatrick? You coward. I bet he doesn't even know the greatness that is:
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THEODORE REX
What a gay theory. Woopie Goldberg's character sucked in TNG and the writers didn't know what to do with her in the first place.
 
The specific section I found interesting (aside from the amusing asides over the legitimacy of them standing on the porch given fat's fixation with the sovereignty of his porch) was the domestic abuse angle of why they kicked down the door as the demeanour of nikkki and the pig made them suspect he may be violently abusing her, thus necessitating their forced entry and subsequent forced sodomy of fatrick and forced fumigation of nikkki as she acted like an archetypical battered housewife in their eyes
I mean, she wasn't all bruised/visibly injured. I bet they got a good look at his corpulent frame, heard his fucking gay, shrill screeching, noticed his tiny little faucet dick obviously on display, smelled something when she walked toward them that triggered a primitive physiological reaction, and thought, "No way this lady is staying with this...thing of her own free will."
-Plaintiff's very fat.
Anyone that's a lawyer know if people can be criminally charged for telling extremely obvious lies in court? Like if Patrick is asked how bothered he is about being called fat and he tells them he's not fat by any medical standard, could he be held in contempt for being so fucking full of shit it's damn near shocking?
Defendant(s) failed to take reasonable steps to prevent harm from occurring.

Like refusing to change phone numbers and email addresses until you started litigating and your attorney made you?
Those things require effort, child. Why didn't he start with what required him to not do something, like not being a fat faggot with bitch tits?
 
Not surprised Robert Prongay pulled some strings through his federal judge dad to have the police deny everything and feloniously ask for dismissal rather than delivering knocks to people who need to enjoy prison. Nor would I be surprised if Leslie's fingerprints are all over this too. This is exactly why we need to prepare for the general strike and make sure we don't let the idiots win.
 
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