Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
They’re going back to saying April is in a cult. Here‘s hoping it gets worse

Also the tattoo thing really makes it seem like Kayla is the bottom bitch recruiting for the polycule
The 'Nick' tattoo under the tit is actually a target 🎯 for other men to shoot their loads onto after pounding her. When Aaron nuts on it he yells "we've hit the goal!" 🙌

Geno and Keanwho's flip-flopping on April are straight outta 1984: "we were always at war with Eurasia" becomes "we have always been at war with East Asia".
 
>kayla has a tattoo of nicks name under her boob, i saw it, that's trashy

You mean this tattoo?

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(I swear I didn’t mean to capture such an unflattering frame. It just happened like that.)
 
I think he's talking about the statute that makes it presumptively abuse/neglect to have kids in a drug house.
He is. His argument is that he did not actually endanger the children, but that he's being accused of violating the statute that presumes the children are placed in jeopardy through violating it.

It's a dumb argument, but then you get the drug test results and it becomes super disingenuous. His kid didn't test positive for drinking bleach. His kid tested positive for cocaine.

Sean did a decent overview of this on his stream today.
 
Imagine this. Nick is a LITERAL LAWYER and his amazing courtroom argument is that the only thing not on his side is THE LAW while having his actual original lawyer representing him in this matter who probably was trying not to facepalm like PPP being ordered to review DSP's latest meal.

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The fern behind PPP's head makes him look like a 40's showgirl with a peacock feather on his head. LOL!
 
Getting mad at Balldo's Bible takes is just feeding his ego. Any engagement with it just means he gets to do his gay nasally Joker laugh and think he's an agent of chaos.

Upon reflection, I realize I'm not mad at his takes. It's more about how transparent of an attempt it is to justify his own lifestyle choices. It's so obviously disingenuous and  lazy.

But, helpful to us, we can apply how he approaches the Bible to other aspects of his life.... like his court cases. Through his spineless puppet lawyer we see his lazy self-serving legal strategies, with his children and their lack of being in his life still. We see how he only kept them around to use them for brownie points for his audience and excuses to not do shows, and with his civil case we see his crowning failure: his inability to admit wrongdoing.

If I could cap this off about his religious takes. Being a Christian gives him everything that he wants image wise. He is the proud, strong, traditional Christian father leading his family in this modern world. He is such a man after God's own heart... he even teaches others!

But being an actual Christian involves everything that he HATES. Humility, selflessness. SELF-CONTROL, amongst others. He skinwalks as one, but doesn't understand what it means to be one.
 
When was this? Also why is the mother of five children wearing a whore crop top?
Because she’s a whore.

Hey, Nick. We only know all of this shit because you were thirsty to be an e-celeb and treated your wife and children’s privacy as your currency in the attention economy.

Remember that the next time you bitch about how much this all sucks for your family. They have you and only you to thank for their misery.

Still, at least you got fuck-you rich out of it and never have to work again. It would be a shame if you had to resort to scamming your viewers with bogus “radiation protection” just to make enough money for half a tank of gas. That would just be humiliating.
 
I've never seen a tattoo make a woman more attractive.

No one has ever been able to explain to me the point to getting one outside the very rare memento or tribute reason.

I also don't get why 'people,' like Nick, Kayla, and April, get such suckass tats. Is it an outward manifestation of their internal depravity?
 
A new claim from Geno Bisconte. He was the former STMS cohost who was allegedly sent a nude photo of Nick's wife by Aaron Imholte while they were on air.

My guess is that they tried to shake down Nick and Nick didn't come across with the money Geno thought he deserved. Or else Aaron finally paid up. The one thing for sure is that neither Geno or Keanu care about anything going on here from any other perspective than a financial one.
 
My guess is that they tried to shake down Nick and Nick didn't come across with the money Geno thought he deserved. Or else Aaron finally paid up. The one thing for sure is that neither Geno or Keanu care about anything going on here from any other perspective than a financial one.
Or they saw the reception Chrissie got.

Warski had a good point on a recent KC episode (wrt to the Chrissie and Keanu shit): If you really wanna wade into this matter looking to grift, you'd do well to go with the "anti-Nick" side.

There's no money left in the "pro-Nick" side. A fact which I can't wait for Barnes to figure out.

Even EVS seems to finally be figuring that out.

(Or just don't be a grifter at all, but that seems impossible for some people).
 
My guess is that they tried to shake down Nick and Nick didn't come across with the money Geno thought he deserved. Or else Aaron finally paid up. The one thing for sure is that neither Geno or Keanu care about anything going on here from any other perspective than a financial one.
Nick’s check to all of the Compound Castaways bounced. That’s why he is shilling 5G pills to Sovereign Citizens for $58 per ad read.
 
I also don't get why 'people,' like Nick, Kayla, and April, get such suckass tats. Is it an outward manifestation of their internal depravity?
It's to advertise you're wigger garbage. Unless you were in the armed forces, prison, or a motorcycle gang, you have no business having a tattoo. Because the only reason to have one is to advertise that.
 
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