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[NERF or NOTHIN']

Bonnie was a CNA; he should have looked at that photo and gotten the very same old man ass déjà vu. Posted it anyway, though.

If he was a CNA, he should ask a doctor why his asshole hangs so low.

(We all know why, but a professional opinion is best)

 

[PigFarm]

What the fuck is an anal hook? I'm not googling that shit

 

[glad vlad]

I’m the millionth person to comment on this, but it’s so weird how many of these hardcore degenerates simultaneously are like “oh yeah I’m a polyam ABDL, into public orgies and being pissed on by midget horses” but they are also asexual.

What comes first here? To what extent is “asexual” real versus they have fried their brains on Internet pornography and exogenous hormones and now they need the midget horse piss to feel anything?

 

[stupid frog]

What the fuck is an anal hook? I'm not googling that shit

I unfortunately already know what it is from reading tranny threads.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_hook

It's like a fish hook for your butt

 

[PigFarm]

I’m the millionth person to comment on this, but it’s so weird how many of these hardcore degenerates simultaneously are like “oh yeah I’m a polyam ABDL, into public orgies and being pissed on by midget horses” but they are also asexual.

What comes first here? To what extent is “asexual” real versus they have fried their brains on Internet pornography and exogenous hormones and now they need the midget horse piss to feel anything?

I'm convinced they're so porn brained that they think that having moments of NOT being horny is unnatural and therefore they're asexual

 

[Ghostse]

What the fuck is an anal hook? I'm not googling that shit

It is a sex/bondage toy. See above image. The ball goes in the poopchute, and the the other end is attached to something. Hair or upper body bondage is possible, forcing someone to remain in a back-arched stress reduce the discomfort of metal bend pressing against the cornhole, but you can also tie it off to the ceiling and with no other restraints said hookee is left unable to do anything other than stand there with their thumb a metal object up their butt unable to free themselves unless they can climb a rope facing backwards.

There is the physical stimulation of the thing crammed up your browneye, but mostly its a humiliation thing.

 

[stupid frog]

If you want to see Wedge with one of these, see below post in the Kevin thread!

Just catching up on this thread and saw people questioning what the anal hook is again. I don't want anyone to miss out on the mental and emotional scarring I have received, so for those people

Spoiler: Here's Cheese Wedge with the hook in place

View attachment 1593532

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

If you want to see Wedge with one of these, see below post in the Kevin thread!

Hell no. I remember seeing that the first time around, and it was more than enough for a lifetime.
Hey, did Wedge ever go through with the amhole installation? He kind of dropped off the radar after he and Neck broke up, I think.

 

[AMHOLIO]

What comes first here? To what extent is “asexual” real versus they have fried their brains on Internet pornography and exogenous hormones and now they need the midget horse piss to feel anything?

I think some are also the type that ever since they could feel sexual they could only do it from a small range of stimuli, some not even making sense. Like the few humans who only want to fuck cars and nothing else, the type where the brain has a hyper obsession on something due to autism or other random condition that makes them fixate on jerking off to a fixation rather than a person. They're a smaller minority than porn brain addicts though.

 

[Oxyjen]

Horrible scenes! Good work and strong stomach to bring us that fresh horror.

He mentions offering blowjobs near colfax & I25 (that’s where the stadium is).
That end of Colfax is absolutely the shittiest part of Denver, it’s lined with the shanty town of tents of homeless meth addicts.

I wonder if this is where he works, it amused me to look on Google maps.

 

[Goatchoker]

All of Colfax is fucking shitty as fuck.
I love it for people watching.

ETA: I do truly love all of colfax though, it’s a fascinating place if you go from one end to the other.

 

[Aunt Carol]

All of Colfax is fucking shitty as fuck.
I love it for people watching.

ETA: I do truly love all of colfax though, it’s a fascinating place if you go from one end to the other.

Hmm. Post written before, then edited post-, free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Hmm. Post written before, then edited post-, free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob?

More like threatened with free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob.

 

[Goatchoker]

Hmm. Post written before, then edited post-, free asexual polyamorous troon anal hook blowjob?

JFC.
Hard pass.
My edit was for the appreciation of the longest degenerate street in Colorado.
Start from pull and save at i70 and end up at casa Bonita and tell me it wasn’t the wildest drive you’ve taken.

I just like to make fun of alpaca murderers that reside in my state.

And sad they didn’t die in Nederland last winter.

 

[AnOminous]

There is the physical stimulation of the thing crammed up your browneye, but mostly its a humiliation thing.

Somehow, the combo of the dude in your pfp and this description makes me wanna go full vom.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Somehow, the combo of the dude in your pfp and this description makes me wanna go full vom.

Very vintage porn vibe.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

What comes first here? To what extent is “asexual” real versus they have fried their brains on Internet pornography and exogenous hormones and now they need the midget horse piss to feel anything?

"Asexual" is a cope by real, genuine incels for why they can't get laid. "It's not that I can't get sex, it's just that sex isn't appealing to me!"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"Asexual" is a cope by real, genuine incels for why they can't get laid. "It's not that I can't get sex, it's just that sex isn't appealing to me!"

Proceeds to download terabytes of lolicon

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Proceeds to download terabytes of lolicon

"No she's actually a 700 year old vampire!"

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"No she's actually a 700 year old vampire!"

I debriefed a man guilty of downloading and distributing CSAM when he was released from prison, into the mental health system and allowed to mill about near normal humans and while the board felt he would likely reoffend, the overcrowded system wanted to prioritize drug users killing other drug users. Moralizing aside, his cope was 'I would never actually DO it, I don't think I'd fit in there.'

Don't worry though, nothing is wrong with society and everything is peachy keen.

ETA: Sorry, I took a detour. Asexuals go around saying they aren't 'attracted' to things, but since they have an active fucking brain in their skull, they have a sex drive, and I've yet to meet a self diagnosed asexual that didn't dabble in depravity.