🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 33 42.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 8 10.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 36 46.8%

  • Total voters
    77
Ralph still isn’t over Pantsu?

Bitch really let beverages, pills and an equine pedophile take everything from him.

Couldn’t be me!

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"Yew thank yew can tayke Cozy Rozy from me yew stupid bish?"
He manages to embarras himself even more on his Telegram.
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He'll waste a few thousand dollars on this attorney, for the privilege to pay thousands of dollars to Pantsu for the next 16 years. Just to see his daughter a few hours per year and to flex about that to his retarded fans on Twitter. Driven by spite he makes the most stupid decisions, what a disaster.
 
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Ralph's been given the deadbeat dad's dream deal of the mom taking full custody, no strings attached. Both times Ralph's decided to reject this gift and waste thousands he doesn't have to try and see a child he doesn't love once every few months out of spite for Internet people
 
Ralph's been given the deadbeat dad's dream deal of the mom taking full custody, no strings attached. Both times Ralph's decided to reject this gift and waste thousands he doesn't have to try and see a child he doesn't love once every few months out of spite for Internet people
I think the funniest outcome is that Pantsu cracks open the archive of evidence that he was a danger to Rozy, he gets child support and no contact.

Supervised contact is the most likely outcome though. Having to spend all his travel money to bounce between New York and California is funny enough as it is.
 
He manages to embarras himself even more on his Telegram.
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He'll waste a few thousand dollars on this attorney, for the privilege to pay thousands of dollars to Pantsu for the next 16 years. Just to see his daughter a few hours per year and to flex about that to his retarded fans on Twitter. Driven by spite he makes the most stupid decisions, what a disaster.
lol he just picked a stock signature for docusign 💀

You'd think you put your real signature in there for fucking legal documents.
 
I hope that Xander and Rozy get to visit each other more than they have to see their dad. When they're older, they can bond over their dysfunctional families and watch pillstreams together to remind them they were better off without him. He's going to have to cut back on the xannies and tortas to afford an American lawyer. Maybe he'll get his Mexican lawyer/janitor/electrician to take the bar in New York?
 
What the fuck is the end game here? Win permission to take Rozy to live in various AirBNBs in Mexico? :cringe:

This dipshit already financially hobbled himself with Xander despite being a completely uninterested "parent" because he got cyberbullied into it and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

Faith's dumb as fuck and even she managed to get the upper hand. Manduh has a little more about her, so I feel like you're going to have a hard time arguing why you deserve to be around a child when the passport revocation and domestic abuse audio is just a fraction of what was going on. You know damn well that Pant Sooooo has a full ass timestamped dossier of the horrors she and Rozy experienced.

Good luck pig, you're going to need it.
 
What the fuck is the end game here? Win permission to take Rozy to live in various AirBNBs in Mexico? :cringe:

This dipshit already financially hobbled himself with Xander despite being a completely uninterested "parent" because he got cyberbullied into it and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

Faith's dumb as fuck and even she managed to get the upper hand. Manduh has a little more about her, so I feel like you're going to have a hard time arguing why you deserve to be around a child when the passport revocation and domestic abuse audio is just a fraction of what was going on. You know damn well that Pant Sooooo has a full ass timestamped dossier of the horrors she and Rozy experienced.

Good luck pig, you're going to need it.
His end game is to say he did something the alogs said he wouldn't and therefore is the winner. Real life doesn't matter, only the ability to prove people on the internet wrong.

Edit: I should add, should he not be able to prove random people on the internet wrong, well guess what, it was a work and he was just tricking you and he wins because you fell for it.
 
Please understand. Even if Ralph loses, he cannot be stopped. Therefore he wins before playing the game.
Not even Seal Team Six can find him in Mexico.
 
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Maybe if Ralph cleaned himself up (lol) and proved not to be a human pile of shit and xanax he'd get more empathy for not being in his kids' lives. Put some effort into yourself man and prove you can be at least a inkling of a dad. It sucks to see kids split up but not even bothering to show effort for your kids that you care about them before going tard rage with lawyers is just stupid and self-centered. He doesn't want to see his kids because he loves and cherishes them, they're just weapons to keep fucking with two women he should of let go of years ago and it's so gross.

I don't know how he wakes up every day, recollecting the absolutely shitshow of hisl ife to the point he had to move to Mexico to avoid child support or whatever it was, got beat the shit out of in portgual(?), rage leaked a sex tape that was absolutely vile and now lives off of pills and makers mark and passing out on his dead livestreams while writing cope articles about women who left him, and thinks that the world needs to change, not him.

I feel for those kids, I really do. They don't stand a chance with either parent but at least Ralph isn't around them in the state he's in to conk out on livestream while one god forbid drowns in a bathtub because he forgot or something.
 
He doesn't want to see his kids because he loves and cherishes them, they're just weapons to keep fucking with two women he should have let go of years ago and it's so gross.
Don’t forget his retarded audience will clap their hands together and say “Wow what about men’s rights” before donating.

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That is if Ralph gets his internet back
 
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