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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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spread happiness@p4leandp1nk
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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Fred Herbert]

Zionist detected and comment disregarded.

Eretz Yisrael Hashlema 2024

Would you care to explain to me how the Zionist State, which survives solely by patronage from the West, benefits by the destruction of western civilisation?

Tbh I don’t care if Israel prospers or withers, I do find them more agreeable than their neighbours however.

 

[Special spoonie]

Both posted an hour ago. Hilarious.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

MI6 here? Is the new Money Penny known as Monaqulina Gibsmedats?

"Names Jipimbe. Jipimbe Bondbibi...Lincence to rape."

 

[AnOminous]

point.

Die you quintuple posting cucked UK nigger.

 

[Doctor Love]

I mean I did hear the stereotypes about money and the grim humor, but talking about how many Jews you can fit in a VW isn't any more Jew-hating than jokes about blending babies is baby-hating.

Roughly, yeah.

Britain's in a unique position so the fucking fallout is immense.

We weren't occupied during either war, nor were we isolated like the USA or invaded like the Russians. There isn't guilt and there isn't any reason to be ashamed of being British.

The most shocking part has been the meekness of the foreigners. They are terrified, it's great.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

The most shocking part has been the meekness of the foreigners. They are terrified, it's great.

They always are, and always were. These people are the perpetual conquered races. It's why it's so insane to me that shit has been allowed to be like this for so long. These people are literal slave people; and our government is trying to appease them. It's fucking farcical. Imagine Queen Victoria, just sat there going "Hmm, how can I make sure this black slave with two cocked eyes that appears to only breathe through the mouth, and wants to molest his kids...doesn't get angry at me." Absolutely batshit.

 

[teriyakiburns]

You kikes really deserve an e-cage or something.

Mate, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

I don't know why some Sharty faggot is all over the thread trying to talk about Jew hate now when we're pointing people towards legal protests.

I assume he's a private in the 77th 5 IOTF. Can't get promoted because he's too much of a tosser, so he's stuck glowposting on KF.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Currently ongoing riot police: the Sunderland livestream was only posted in the other thread so thought it worth putting here too:

In Liverpool the University-educated and trade unionists are protecting the mosque.

 

[FedPostalService]

Watching the Sunderland stream and there’s neen a bunch of times they could have sounded the police but shit themselves and run.

i miss 1980s hooligans. They wouldn’t have missed those chances.

Currently ongoing riot police: the Sunderland livestream

That has been the definition of mostly peaceful. The police have been trying to get this to kick off. It’s not a riot.

Ok, it’s a riot now.

 

[Coelacanth]

Currently ongoing riot police: the Sunderland livestream was only posted in the other thread so thought it worth putting here too:

In Liverpool the University-educated and trade unionists are protecting the mosque.
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Just gonna quote myself from the other thread here:

"It's not the fawkin' horses' fault!"

Okay that is so goddamn sweet.

 

[3deadniggers]

The face of a man who really needs the £20 to buy some pot noodles and still regrets getting on the coach his university professor arranged.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

That has been the definition of mostly peaceful. The police have been trying to get this to kick off. It’s not a riot.

How it started.

Ok, it’s a riot now.

How it's going.

Lol, lmao. I hope that by the end of the month, plod is so fucking sick of dealing with this, and so tired they just can't even bring any sort of force out.

 

[AnOminous]

That has been the definition of mostly peaceful. The police have been trying to get this to kick off. It’s not a riot.

I always just call it a "police riot" when it's the cops who deliberately start it. I think they might be wary to do that given the events of the last couple days, though. They might get more "riot" than they want.

 

[FedPostalService]

So there’s a massive ongoing public order event and police are letting traffic drive into it?

Hanlon’s razor is dull as this is incompetence that has reached the level of malice.

I know it’s Sunderland but are the police as retarded as the locals? It’s like they want it to be worse.

Its been years since I’ve been there but haven’t they directed them into one of the nice bits were the yuppie flats and nice bars are?

Its like the want to annoy the chattering classes.

 

[Doctor Love]

Martial law? Well that’s a big deal, I’d bet the average squaddie is more for the protestors than the establishment.

Uh, can confirm.

They already kicked off when the Army tried to reduce the swimming sections for Special Forces selection. Quote, "it's not our fault niggers can't fucking swim"

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon.

Well, you know what to do.

Spoiler

Get a 3D Printer and a Dremel if you have not, already.

"Hmm, how can I make sure this black slave with two cocked eyes that appears to only breathe through the mouth, and wants to molest his kids...doesn't get angry at me." Absolutely batshit.

I know. The more I have fucked about with my tools, the more I have learned that there is absolutely no chance the government can win this.

I figured out, by the way - 3D Printer, Dremel, some parts from drills and lathes and some of that juicy Lost-PLA Casting - you can actually make everything up to a fucking nuclear bomb.

That's not an exaggeration, either - fire clay is local, you can shatter pottery for insulation, and you can use foil for copper sulphate plating if you need some metal plating. And you can build everything, including a blast furnace, with a mixture of that lost-PLA, Fire Clay and refractories, a dremel, three different kinds of salt (the third of which can be made with AdBlue) - and some plastics. Oh, and glass - there's no path to victory in any totalitarian situation. A small workshop can throw out so much raw firepower that the state couldn't recruit fast enough to deal with it.

It's like the government forgot that they are dealing with the UK, and that crazy inventions popping up in people's sheds are a regular occurrence.

The amount of jewish shills in this thread is just spectacular.

Sir please - your attempts at glowposting are soft-bellied and faggoty.

If you want to be useful, find some PNIDs for every time of firearm on the market and post them.

I assume he's a private in the 77th 5 IOTF

I assume he's just a faggot. You will see a lot of them coming out - he'll turn left wing soon. Just wants people to pay attention to him. sad.

 

[3deadniggers]

How it started.


How it's going.

Lol, lmao. I hope that by the end of the month, plod is so fucking sick of dealing with this, and so tired they just can't even bring any sort of force out.

Spoiler: Black pill

I would be very concerned that if the plods we have now decide to stand down they sill start giving truncheons to random migrants and say they're the new police and send them in instead. It's already happening with every other profession. It's the logical conclusion for a failed multicultural state with a corrupt left wing government and a surplus of violent blacks.

 

[FedPostalService]

I always just call it a "police riot" when it's the cops who deliberately start it. I think they might be wary to do that given the events of the last couple days, though. They might get more "riot" than they want.

I’ve seen this plenty of times at the footy. Post-match home and away fans mixing fine, no issues, then a dog van pulls up and they get them out to intimidate people for no reason.

cunts.

 

[judegdubey]

Not even sure how I stumbled across is but the Archbishop of Canterbury is reminding everyone it's unchristian to stand up against the Muslims, the comments are as you'd expect right now.

https://x.com/JustinWelby/status/1819435419861238029

https://archive.ph/hDflV

Obviously he's far to busy preaching for everyone to be inclusive and pandering to the homos to learn any Christian history..

https://www.history.com/topics/middle-ages/crusades

https://archive.ph/F6k5E

This ain't the first time we've had to stand up to the Muslims!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I always just call it a "police riot" when it's the cops who deliberately start it. I think they might be wary to do that given the events of the last couple days, though. They might get more "riot" than they want.

Also does not help that the media has for the last several big riots that kicked off absolutely fucked over the plod by reporting and showing that they were the instigators.

And the last thing they currently want is the right wing to be able to show video footage of the plod instagating. Establishment is trying it’s best not to confirm the conspiracy theories ect.

 

[Otterly]

everything up to a fucking nuclear bomb.

Tesco list:
Milk
Bread
The nice cheese
Uranium cake
Weapons grade centrifuge
Broccoli
Spaghetti
(Note to feds, this is of course satire.)