Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Nick Obre]

In my country we say "If my grandma had a dick, she would be a grandpa!" (Da moja baba ima kurac, bila bi deda.) We are a based society, you see. The West needs to catch up.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Come for the fashion, stay for the makeup tutorial


link | archive

Here are my thoughts.

Spoiler

Don’t. It’s tacky as fuck, and the illusion netting… thing is ridiculous. Save it for the marathon coom sessions at home.

The awful top isn’t the only problem. ENHANCE.



Makeup isn’t magic. It doesn’t matter how heavy the coverage promised by a foundation, it won’t conceal a three day growth. It just accentuates it. Heavy application is also very aging. This isn’t a one-off either. All his photos show he can’t or won’t do a close shave. Even if he did shave properly, his skin is probably so rough that makeup will still look crap. He needs to shave, exfoliate, and get proper professional help to find makeup that works. He will then be one step closer to being Shrek in a wig.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Figures the Italians would have a slightly more cultured way to say it...

Come for the fashion, stay for the makeup tutorial

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Here are my thoughts.

Spoiler

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Don’t. It’s tacky as fuck, and the illusion netting… thing is ridiculous. Save it for the marathon coom sessions at home.

The awful top isn’t the only problem. ENHANCE.

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Makeup isn’t magic. It doesn’t matter how heavy the coverage promised by a foundation, it won’t conceal a three day growth. It just accentuates it. Heavy application is also very aging. This isn’t a one-off either. All his photos show he can’t or won’t do a close shave. Even if he did shave properly, his skin is probably so rough that makeup will still look crap. He needs to shave, exfoliate, and get proper professional help to find makeup that works. He will then be one step closer to being Shrek in a wig.

He kinda looks like Adam Friedland, but more gay and unfuckable.

 

[400x400]

Come for the fashion, stay for the makeup tutorial

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link | archive

Here are my thoughts.

Spoiler

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Don’t. It’s tacky as fuck, and the illusion netting… thing is ridiculous. Save it for the marathon coom sessions at home.

The awful top isn’t the only problem. ENHANCE.

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Makeup isn’t magic. It doesn’t matter how heavy the coverage promised by a foundation, it won’t conceal a three day growth. It just accentuates it. Heavy application is also very aging. This isn’t a one-off either. All his photos show he can’t or won’t do a close shave. Even if he did shave properly, his skin is probably so rough that makeup will still look crap. He needs to shave, exfoliate, and get proper professional help to find makeup that works. He will then be one step closer to being Shrek in a wig.

He put makeup on with stubble, I mean just like right over it
This is like trying to contour high grit sand paper

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

In my country we say "If my grandma had a dick, she would be a grandpa!" (Da moja baba ima kurac, bila bi deda.) We are a based society, you see. The West needs to catch up.

In polish it's similar, "If the grandma had a moustache she would be a grandpa", (Gdyby babcia miała wąsy, to by była dziadkiem)

 

[Assigned Faggot At Birth]

There's a Spanish saying/rhyme that goes "The monkey can wear silk, but it's still a monkey" (Aunque la mona se vista de seda, mona se queda). You can adorn something to make it look like something else, but it is what it is and you can't change it.

There's a similar one in Turkish, "They put a golden saddle on a donkey, yet the donkey is still a donkey"

Which, I think, actually describes troons pretty well...

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

The least surprising thing to see when looking at trannies with guns is a 5.7 chambered firearm. The meme continues to be true. This time we even got a bonus bullpup. They cannot not be caricatures.

Can you explain that to a eurocuck who knows next to nothing about american guns?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Can you explain that to a eurocuck who knows next to nothing about american guns?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_5.7%C3%9728mm

It's a meme caliber, that's all.

 

[Fapcop]

How come each new axe wound I see seems to be worse than the last? And how can trannies lack this much self awareness when it comes to their ungodly parody of female genitalia? Anyone who sees this and think it's a perfectly normal and heckin valid medical procedure must have an advanced level of brainrot.

I couldn’t man… I just couldn’t. Got to the part where he laid down (FUCK ME ITS BIZARRE WITH THE PLACEMENT OF THAT STINKDITCH!) and I had to close the window of sheer disgust.

 

[break these cuffs]

Can you explain that to a eurocuck who knows next to nothing about american guns?

In addition to what @Dante Alighieri posted, the 5.7 also has a prolific lolcow presence. Patrick "Fat Tits" Tomlinson owns a PS-90. Even the tranny registered theirs so they don't have to have the embarrassing 16" barrel like Rick. Lowtax blew his brains out with a FN Five-Seven. One of the Tranch members carried a Ruger 57. One of Anisa orbiters has posted her Ruger 57. I'm pretty sure there is at least one more that I'm forgetting.

Bullpups got a mention because they're a meme as well. It's big advantage, shortened overall length, comes with a host of disadvantages.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

https://www.tumblr.com/dabwax/757712819437404160/

https://archive.ph/OiX4p

When will Gen Z stop feeling threatened by ftms for identifying with the lesbian community, calling themselves lesbians, calling themselves male lesbians, ftm lesbians, lesboys, etc. Go to a lesbian bar please.
Gender and sexuality is weird. Telling ftm lesbians to "identify as nonbinary" is weird. Some people just aren't nonbinary, they're ftm and lesbians. Who are you to tell someone how they experience their gender and sexuality?
Lots of people make the argument that "identifying as contradictory labels invalidates everyone." Other people's identities are not invalidating your own. Your validation doesn't depend on how other people who don't know you exist. There is no wrong way to identify or express your gender.

We've been going to a monthly BDSM meet up for Dykes specifically. Every meeting we've had around 10-15 people, and all of the dykes are diverse to the point that I think I'm the only solid she/her of the group, and I'm intersex. We have trans femme dykes who use neo pronouns, a he/him transmasc dyke, dykes who aren't trying to look like women at all, dykes who are trying to look like queer insane women, dykes making corsets out of leather cowboy boots, etc. Bi dykes, pan dykes, dykes of all sorts.
It's the most healing space I've ever put my dyke self in. Ever.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

In polish it's similar, "If the grandma had a moustache she would be a grandpa", (Gdyby babcia miała wąsy, to by była dziadkiem)

In Britain, it’s “If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.”

 

[AMHOLIO]

https://www.tumblr.com/dabwax/757712819437404160/

https://archive.ph/OiX4p

Does this mean OP is arguing straight men need to be in the lesbain category if they fo identify as cis but also identify as lesbian?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

In polish it's similar, "If the grandma had a moustache she would be a grandpa", (Gdyby babcia miała wąsy, to by była dziadkiem)

In America if your grandma has a moustache, it means your Italian or Greek.

 

[The Grimace]

In America if your grandma has a moustache, it means your Italian or Greek.

Or Indian.

 

[Inside your walls]

Tumblr trannies and reveling at public displays of biological women suffering while fantasizing for worst things to happen to them, name a better duo.

This is the OP btw

 

[Catboy Ranch]

How come each new axe wound I see seems to be worse than the last? And how can trannies lack this much self awareness when it comes to their ungodly parody of female genitalia? Anyone who sees this and think it's a perfectly normal and heckin valid medical procedure must have an advanced level of brainrot.

godfuckin damn that is the most horrific rot I've ever seen

TTD KATFT

 

[Chandelier]

On the subject of the "JD Vance is weird" meme, here's Tyler Sternbach being weird. Link / Archive

On the subject of the Olympics, here's another take on the suspected DSD athlete, reblogged by none other than the smarmy fuck Shaun.

So, first of all, Will is lying. Anna Slatz already covered the suspected corruption bit in her post here. The two athletes suspected of being male were disqualified for having XY chromosomes. It had nothing to do with Russia.

The irony these people caring about gender nonconformity when they honestly believe ugly ass males are 100% women. TBD.

1. Rowling's tweet was from a few months ago, she hasn't changed her position
2. Breadtubers and their followers are retarded and need to eat pavement

Cross posted from the Contra thread, here's Nyky's take.

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On that note, here's F1NN5TER orbiter and fellow OnlyFans Troon pierbiwierbi wondering why hate against trans people is rising.

"I'm so fucking sick of us being seen as groomers"
*Is friends with a groomer*
Lmao keep winning.

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Sometimes, even trans Kurt Cobain is too much for discourse troons. Archive.

 

[Chandelier]

Double post because this Olympic controversy is generating a lot of shitty takes. In true fashion, Carini broke and apologized to the suspected DSD male that battered her. Buck status: broken.

But this was nothing compared to a good ole wop joke by an Arab.

Outside of his botted tweet, he gets next to no engagement. He sincerely believes there are no sex differences in sport.

Sports are segregated by SEX, not gender, you inbred fucktard. Go back to writing shitty articles.

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Spoiler

As for the origins of Imane being sent by the Russians, it comes from a Reddit post. Zoomed in here:

Archive of the thread here. When Reduxx gets brought up, the OP calls it a "transphobic rag."

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Rory McCarthy is angry and upset transwomen are not competing in this year's Olympics. Lia Thomas and that dirt biker are shit outta luck.

Bailey insists the DSD male is a True and Honest woman. Outside of his botted tweet, he talks about his depression.



And here's the depression tweet:

That doesn't stop you from hating women, now does it?

Lastly, Rocko doesn't understand why sports are segregated by sex.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

There's another layer of irony here as well. Roko's Basilisk is dumb, but it's a harmful meme - it causes distress to some people, who then deliberately spread the idea and thus the distress to others. So in other words, exactly like troonism.


Here's another one of his from today. "I tricked my landlord into letting me stay a little longer by using an obscure EU law."
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https://infosec.exchange/@ryanc/112840757272827964, https://archive.is/Nm8xW

Guess who's not getting his deposit back?

I've never been evicted. I can't imagine the mentality that goes into bragging online about figuring out how to leach for longer.