"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I've tried several times but sipping caffeine is second nature to me. I suppose it's like a smoker's oral fixation.

Diet caffeine free coke. It’s fucking stupid but it works.

Monster used to have Unleaded but that’s gone.

 

[Axiom.]

Just bought the Gumroad, thanks Jersh for providing amazing service to the Internet, glad I can support you anyway I can.

 

[Col]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

Drink tea

Joshua "Moon and Star" Moon, submitted for your consideration, and doubtless approval, is a video of a black man dying due to anime. Please be advised that this title is only partially accurate.
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I hate K-on, but even I felt pain at that perfectly on model art being erased.

 

[Owlbear]

On trannies and sports: Most of the time (ie pretty much all the time except ironically shooting which is the only sport where they have an advantage), the "Men's" division is actually the open division. There are no rules preventing Women from entering the NFL or NBA, competing with the men in chess, or even entering Men's sports at the college level (or the olympics). The women's side has rules preventing men, but not the other way around. The fact that some troons want the women's division to also be functionally an open division means the end of women's sports.

 

[nickcarkiller]

was looking for caffeine alternatives and found this great thumbnail

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Chocolate is honestly a great way to get a quick caffiene fix if the bitterness of coffee is overpowering (I have been there and have vomited from it when on a weak stomach). Chocolate also pairs really well with coffee, Furthermore, dark chocolate is great for antioxidants and the calorie count really isn't that bad if you are tracking macros.

I used to dip my peanut butter sandwiches in coffee and eat them like that during work breaks, in case you are a PB guy. However, I have to still shill pure black coffee if focus is your goal. You are never getting an energy drink with non-shitty substances to boot.

Otherwise supplement with B12.

 

[filthypenguin]

I am uninformed, apparently: what's wrong with zero calorie energy drinks? Aren't they basically just caffeine, taurine, B12, and aspartame? Which part are we trying to avoid? I was under the impression that the caffeine was what made them unhealthy in the first place.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I am uninformed, apparently: what's wrong with zero calorie energy drinks? Aren't they basically just caffeine, taurine, B12, and aspartame? Which part are we trying to avoid? I was under the impression that the caffeine was what made them unhealthy in the first place.

Supposedly bad for the teeth I guess, but you can drink them with a straw like a baby and brush afterwards.
Then again my teeth are strong like horse and I drink diet shit soda all the time.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

>i have a bottled rant

This is probably the single most relatable quote I have ever heard and I didn’t expect it.

 

[Drama Fan]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

Don't all the zoomies use Zyn for this? I guess it's nicotine, not caffeine, but hey, it's still a CNS stimulant.

 

[Quintus]

Not sure if it was suggested already Josh. But you could ask Andy and PPP to go to the court if you need to send someone to stream it.

 

[The President of Nintendo]

Since everyone is on the caffeine/coffee topic...

I am essentially totally new to coffee. I get by with a $35 coffee maker and usually end up making iced coffee which I really enjoy, however does anyone have any recommendations for cold brewing coffee? I find it to be less bitter and more enjoyable than regular or iced coffee.

 

[Gorton Colu]

that's the issue

1. i need caffeine
2. coffee tastes bad, needs milk, but milk has calories
3. soda and monster taste good, no calories, rots your teeth and is probably poison

how do i get cns stimulation drugs with no side effects

There is "military" caffeine gum on Amazon. Recommended. You absorb the caffeine through your mouth, so you get it faster without it messing with your stomach. It's also parceled out per piece of gum, so you can regulate how much youre actually ingesting.

Also, I recommend Yerba Mate. Slightly more involved in preparation, but I drink it bitter and it's much more palatable than other teas imo.

 

[RotPockets]

Since everyone is on the caffeine/coffee topic...

I am essentially totally new to coffee. I get by with a $35 coffee maker and usually end up making iced coffee which I really enjoy, however does anyone have any recommendations for cold brewing coffee? I find it to be less bitter and more enjoyable than regular or iced coffee.

Here, I posted this earlier.

If you want a good tasting coffee that doesn’t need milk make cold brew. I used to make cold brew in a Martinelli’s glass jug overnight, then poured thru a folded cheesecloth held between 2 metal colanders in to a glass carafe, before pouring it back in to the Martinelli’s jug for storage. It was fucking delicious. Use a coarse ground dark roast for the best tasting results. The recipe linked below explains the water to coffee ratio, you can make either a drinkable cold brew coffee or a concentrate to dilute later to taste. Cold brew takes all of the bitterness out of coffee, I cannot recommend this method enough.


This is all you really need to remember to make cold brew the rest is in the time and technique.

Perfect Homemade Cold Brew Coffee Recipe + Barista Tips

Here is a picture of my colanders to better explain the sizes, the only thing stopping me from making it right now is that I lost the carafe and jug. But all this cold brew talk is making want to find one again.

All I need now is a 1.5 liter Martinelli’s 64oz. glass jug. I decided to try experimenting with a fine cheesecloth bag and a cheap wire strainer to see how it turns out.

Update: They don’t sell Martinelli’s 58 oz. glass jugs anywhere so I went with this 64 oz. glass jug instead. There was no way I was going to pay double for a used jug on eBay when I can get this in a day.

You don’t need any of this to make cold brew you could always just use 2 colanders, some folded cheesecloth and some mason jars instead to save money. I buy a lot of bullshit on Amazon just to see if I like it since I get in a day and if I don’t like it I just drop it back off at UPS/Kohls/Whole Foods using a QR code without need to worry about packing it or paying for shipping.

 

[KateHikes14]

There is "military" caffeine gum on Amazon. Recommended. You absorb the caffeine through your mouth, so you get it faster without it messing with your stomach. It's also parceled out per piece of gum, so you can regulate how much youre actually ingesting.

If it's the kind I'm thinking it has enough sorbitol to counteract MREs. Enjoy with caution all who see this.

 

[mrfresh]

They claim 8 pieces to a cup of coffee, but in actuality it rounds out to 6 pieces and it's much more potent than they allude to. It used to be included in German rations in WW2 when they were being sent into certain doom.
This source is cheaper, just FYI https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/scho-ka-kola-100-g-tin-box-10-pack/70844

The original German chocolate had amphetamines in It


Also if Josh wants legal otc stimulants nicotine lozenges work great I use them maybe once or twice a week and haven't gotten addicted also bronkaid is legal in most states and works great especially when mixed with caffeine
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECA_stack

 

[ChunkyKong]

The original German chocolate had amphetamines in It


Also if Josh wants legal otc stimulants nicotine lozenges work great I use them maybe once or twice a week and haven't gotten addicted also bronkaid is legal in most states and works great especially when mixed with caffeine
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECA_stack

Lozenges are great. I used them a bit They provide the perfect "buzz"/Alertness and I never felt shit or crash. But I'm also not a daily user. Paired with caffeine and L- Theanine it worked well with my daily stack of Omega 3, D3, B12, daily Vitamin, Citamin Z and Zinc ever othter day.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Return to tradition, smoke cigarettes.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Return to tradition, smoke cigarettes.

I like Marlboro. The ones in the flip-top boxes.

 

[I'm a Silly]

The hipsters, puertoricans, and reddit are right about one thing. Cafe Bustelo in a regular ass drip coffee maker. Its ground super fine so you have to use normal paper coffee filters.
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Its has very low acidity and is very strong. Man up and learn to drink it with no milk, creamer, or sugar.

or housesit for some friends who happen to have half & half in the fridge and go nuts
new topic
where we're going, we don't need voooots