Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Stan]

I was thinking if this method might be a viable way to cope if a man loses his penis to a freak accident but nah nevermind, I dont think normal people would want to go through this shit for months for something that doesnt do anything a penis does.

A real man would consider it for like a minute and then say “eh, no.”

Tell me, Kiwi frens, have any of you ever gotten off on someone stroking your arm or stomach? I mean solely that, not while receiving direct stimulation on the fleshy bits that actually get you off. No? Huh. Me neither.

Yes, with the following caveats:
1. I’m a woman with a functioning uterus and ovaries
2. Most of the stimulation involved putting pressure on those organs, through the abdomen, and then moving around them in a circular pattern once he had them palpated
3. That guy always had me like halfway the moment he stepped in a room alone w me

… oh James. I miss you ;-;

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

A horrifying account by a phallo pooner "dilating" her urethra in an attempt to "cure" a stricture:

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Some choice remarks by her:

"I honestly dont wanna hurt myself" <--- Uhh, I think that ship has sailed, "dood"

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"im still glad that i still have a fistula just in case"

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eiho37/how_do_i_properly_stretch_my_urethra/

No pictures of the rotdog, but she does mention that her donor hand is pretty much fucked and non-functional:

Numb arm... numbarm... naaaaaaaaaaarrmmmmmmm!

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At least she is using he/him pronouns for her dick like every real man ever.

 

[Fat and Balding]

1. I’m a woman with a functioning uterus and ovaries
2. Most of the stimulation involved putting pressure on those organs, through the abdomen, and then moving around them in a circular pattern once he had them palpated
3. That guy always had me like halfway the moment he stepped in a room alone w me

Extremely TMI and you shouldn't have shared but I know what you mean.

Spoiler

Getting an ultrasound can be arousing for some reason. Idk if the womb is an erogenous zone and I don't want to look it up.

 

[Stan]

Extremely TMI and you shouldn't have shared but I know what you mean.

Spoiler

Getting an ultrasound can be arousing for some reason. Idk if the womb is an erogenous zone and I don't want to look it up.

Easily the best, worst psychiatrist I ever had

 

[Fapcop]

A horrifying account by a phallo pooner "dilating" her urethra in an attempt to "cure" a stricture:

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Some choice remarks by her:

"I honestly dont wanna hurt myself" <--- Uhh, I think that ship has sailed, "dood"

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"im still glad that i still have a fistula just in case"

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eiho37/how_do_i_properly_stretch_my_urethra/

No pictures of the rotdog, but she does mention that her donor hand is pretty much fucked and non-functional:

Numb arm... numbarm... naaaaaaaaaaarrmmmmmmm!

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“I let HIM hang… Should I lay HIM straight?”

LMAO, it never fails with these crazy broads. They’re so fembrained they can’t help but think of their rotdog as a baby.

Yeah, hun… Just lay him down and maybe put on a cute little hat?

 

[pink cigarettes]

Ehhh, upholstery thread is pretty sturdy. More like using Mod Podge.

Or using superglue on a dirty, oily surface. It kind of works? Maybe? You think? Until you apply any pressure at all and then it shifts and you're like "crap crap crap this is never going to work" and the edges get all crunchy and you just have to throw the whole thing out. Just toss the whole dog in the trash.

 

[Zashaiba]

I think I’ve made a rather grim realisation, I am so late to this. I now know that vaginas can flex, so they basically have muscles or something, that’s cool. So I imagined I have one and tried to flex it. Nothing. Repeated attempts only cause me to clench my anus. It is physically impossible for me to contract anything in that area.

To my horror the term axe wound is accurate. Trannies can’t flex their neovags…there is nothing there but hollowed out I don’t know what. A neovag can’t grip, it can’t flex, it can’t contract. It’s an open wound that can feel nothing except pain. My goodness, the horror.

 

[Gay Communist Gun Club]

Bottom surgeries are like willingly going to Dr. Mengele, except he would have better aftercare.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It's as ubiquitous as Troons and rape at this point. Or sissy YouTube streamers and pedophilia.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Yeah, hun… Just lay him down and maybe put on a cute little hat?

What else is the head of a penis for? If we check out crochet and knitting subreddits we’ll probably discover what our manlettes spent their post-surgery recovery time doing.

 

[Fapcop]

What else is the head of a penis for? If we check out crochet and knitting subreddits we’ll probably discover what our manlettes spent their post-surgery recovery time doing.

Considering some of the crochet packers I’ve seen, that’s pretty damn likely.

It’s really wild how fembrained and BAD at pretending to be men, these chicks are.

Just like a woman would never call her vagina “a cooch” or “Barbie pouch” I sure as fuck have never seen a dude refer to his cock as “my little guy”.

I’d like to think your average kiwi farmer/farmstress would do a better job at LARPing as a woman/man than these weirdos.

 

[Zashaiba]

Considering some of the crochet packers I’ve seen, that’s pretty damn likely.

It’s really wild how fembrained and BAD at pretending to be men, these chicks are.

Just like a woman would never call her vagina “a cooch” or “Barbie pouch” I sure as fuck have never seen a dude refer to his cock as “my little guy”.

I’d like to think your average kiwi farmer/farmstress would do a better job at LARPing as a woman/man than these weirdos.

Some chinks refer to cocks as “little brothers”. Us southern hick chinks have adopted this northern drivel but I am very happy calling penises the local term, kukubirds.

 

[Paper Machete]

I’d like to think your average kiwi farmer/farmstress would do a better job at LARPing as a woman/man than these weirdos.

I think that's because aside from not being neurotic autists, if you gave someone a task of pretending to be the opposite sex they'd think of the average man/woman and take ideas from the people in their life they know. But trannies of both varieties aren't actually attempting to ape the opposite sex, but some abstract concept they've attached themselves to for a laundry list of fucked up reasons.

They're not just roleplaying a man or woman but a made up character that operates off of porn logic. It isn't just their goings on about wanting to be the opposite sex that makes them strange weirdos but the fact what they're going for isn't even an approximation of a man or woman. Their ideal self in their mind isn't like a regular person. Everything they do or say is to suit this purpose. Their behavior is still whack as fuck but not nearly as mystifying once this realization really sets in.

Whenever you see some Aiden doing something particularly retarded and you're puzzling over just WHY she thinks this could possibly be anything close to anything a regular man would do...remember that she's not trying to play out being a man, she's trying to play out a cartoon character and doing the things she's read about or likes to imagine them doing with each other (and that it's all ostensibly very feminine fantasies, made for and to cater to other girls). It's not just their wanting to be the other sex that's removed from reality--everything about it is ungrounded from start to finish.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What else is the head of a penis for? If we check out crochet and knitting subreddits we’ll probably discover what our manlettes spent their post-surgery recovery time doing.

I think I have a new merchandise Idea for Metokur.
He sells hats right?
Little 4/5 star rotdog toppers.
Get a hat for your hat 'dog.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get a hat for your hat 'dog.

Not quite the same, but those chicken helmets would be just the right size.

 

[Peaches Demure]

A pooner compains about piss smell follwing rotdog installation with urethral lengthening (and the ever-accompanying fistula):

So far here’s my peeing situation. In the shower pre comes 50/50 out the dick and out the fistula. When I sit down tho it’s mostly like 95/5 from the fistula and a lil from the dick.

LOL

This is what her 'dog looks like:

Spoiler: Not THE worst. right?

Welp... spoke too soon. Here she is lifting it:

Spoiler: That vaginectomy site is more horrifying than the 'dog

Spoiler: Obligatory wound separation

Spoiler: Literal fronthole. Any gays up for pounding that gash?

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eiuf42/underwear_smells_like_pee/

 

[Rodrbob the drab]

Considering some of the crochet packers I’ve seen, that’s pretty damn likely.

It’s really wild how fembrained and BAD at pretending to be men, these chicks are.

Crochet packers... you're joking right?

> Opens Pinterest
> Goddammit




These are at the same time the most autistic thing I've ever seen and somehow still less retarded than thinking you'll coom better by sewing a piece of your forearm over you hyena clit.

 

[Jizzrag]

Do I Need A BA Revision?

Do you think my boobs are shaped weird? Do you think I need a revision?

I had 450cc under-the-muscle breast implants put in two years ago. Before surgery my breasts were tiny and weird looking. I feel like the still look weird now, like maybe the implants never dropped enough, and like you can almost see where the implant stops and my breast tissue starts.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

A pooner compains about piss smell follwing rotdog installation with urethral lengthening (and the ever-accompanying fistula):

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LOL

This is what her 'dog looks like:

Spoiler: Not THE worst. right?

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Welp... spoke too soon. Here she is lifting it:

Spoiler: That vaginectomy site is more horrifying than the 'dog

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Spoiler: Obligatory wound separation

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Spoiler: Literal fronthole. Any gays up for pounding that gash?

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https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eiuf42/underwear_smells_like_pee/

I think the real problem here is the internalized transphobia. It's not a "fistula" that sounds icky and like sewing a tube of arm meat atop your pussy was a bad idea, it's a wholesome chungus gender euphoric ★ FUNSTULA ★. Really if anything it makes him more male, he can stand to pee in multiple directions at once, very manly.

Do I Need A BA Revision?

Spoiler: NSFW

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Those are some very male looking bitch tits sitting on top of those massive implants. There's absolutely nothing to the lateral "breast", it's literally just a silicone implant sitting in front of a man's armpit, but I'm guessing the botched porn star look was exactly what this gooner was going for.

 

[monstrous bubo]

A year ago, a then 24 year old university student mostly into gaming decided to embrace his true and honest womaninity. It was a time of wonder and discovery for young Ella


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Gee, sounds like tgirltiff has us rumbled.

Spoiler: Where’s Clitty? (NSFW, obviously)

There were a few other minor hiccups:

Spoiler: totally normal, nothing to see here

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But one year on, Ella’s fancy new vagina has had enough time to settle down and be just like those of the cis bitches and their mythical clitorises, if not better


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