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While nasty, yes, it would not have lice as it lacks a food source.
Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy
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maybe they can find the ever elusive stomach penis if they go in far enough.
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I wonder if she's still entering the cosplay contest. With that horrible, filthy Sora wig. And when she doesn't win she'll cry about how everyone is harming her. She really shouldn't go. It's gonna be a bad time. Her cosplays don't fit, her wig is filthy and she's back to posting "HELP ME". Why make things worse?
Also, new verse dropped. It ain't lit. This is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. It has to be hands down the worst thing Pixy has ever written aside from those shota rape fics. It reads like some bottom of the barrel isekai. "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Robotic Skeleton Even Though I'm Poor And Can't Afford To Be A Robotic Skeleton".
I'll spoiler it because I don't want anyone accidentally pissing their pants laughing without warning. Have fun trying to interpret this schizophrenic take on the afterlife still on Earth as a robotic skeleton with "Movable eyes, hardwired and much like a CPU or motherboard with RAM with it's own limitations".
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I hope her cosplaying at this event will be like the time she entered the gay bar Halloween contest as Snow White, lost the contest and then threw a fit afterwards saying she hated gay people and she should have won.
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Pixy trying to sound deep, or intelligent, is always comedy gold. She's like one of those stoners that thinks they've solved all the world's problems and it boils down to, "just be nice to each other". These people not only don't understand human nature but see technology as being magic. Just push a button and it works. No need to worry about how it works just so long as it does.I wonder if she's still entering the cosplay contest. With that horrible, filthy Sora wig. And when she doesn't win she'll cry about how everyone is harming her. She really shouldn't go. It's gonna be a bad time. Her cosplays don't fit, her wig is filthy and she's back to posting "HELP ME". Why make things worse?
Also, new verse dropped. It ain't lit. This is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen. It has to be hands down the worst thing Pixy has ever written aside from those shota rape fics. It reads like some bottom of the barrel isekai. "That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Robotic Skeleton Even Though I'm Poor And Can't Afford To Be A Robotic Skeleton".
I'll spoiler it because I don't want anyone accidentally pissing their pants laughing without warning. Have fun trying to interpret this schizophrenic take on the afterlife still on Earth as a robotic skeleton with "Movable eyes, hardwired and much like a CPU or motherboard with RAM with it's own limitations".
She's going to be wearing that shitty wig and nobody is going to pay attention to her because she looks retarded.
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On lolcow they were discussing whether or not her writing is ChatGPT level.
Having a big vocabulary doesn't mean you can write. If you don't know how to properly use that vocabulary then you're just writing big words to sound smart. And no, nonny-chan, she can't write. What she's doing is schizoposting with big words. She has no idea how to put said words together in a way that is enjoyable to read or even makes any sense for anyone else. I think every English major should have "How Not To Write Like A Pretentious Twat 101" as a mandatory class.
This is what I hear in my head when I read Pixy's writing:
Big words strung together without the fundamental understanding of how to use them. You only sound smart to people less intelligent than yourself. Also, lol the janitor is so fitting here for her.
Although I do agree that she'd never use ChatGPT because she'd think it was a ghost. She'd read all kinds of crazy into it and have a meltdown.
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Pixy's ready to join the Skeleton War 
DA SKULLZ meeting at #mcdunlds
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DA SKULLZ meeting at #mcdunlds
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Semper Fi to all are fallen soldiers in the Skeleton War.Pixy's ready to join the Skeleton War
DA SKULLZ meeting at #mcdunlds
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Apologies for the formatting of the screenshots, I am a degenerate phoneposter-
She was pretty positive here about the con, good that she didn't wear the nasty wig.
....aaaasnd the complaining begins. Only got second and clearly it's the wig's fault. Misgendered despite CLEARLY being a male character, dying from sketchy Chinese food.
She was pretty positive here about the con, good that she didn't wear the nasty wig.
....aaaasnd the complaining begins. Only got second and clearly it's the wig's fault. Misgendered despite CLEARLY being a male character, dying from sketchy Chinese food.
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At least she had fun and had the sense to not wear that awful wig. Never mind the itchiness. It looks like roadkill and her attempts to style it don't help at all. I like this wig better because despite being really simple and basic, even with her piss poor styling abilities it at least doesn't look like a dead groundhog. She can work with this wig. Provided she washes it at some point so it doesn'r end up like the other one.
Pixy still doesn't seem to get that wearing a male cosplay does not automatically make people see you as male. Is she aware that many women cosplay as male characters? She can't just be happy with second place. Muh misgenders. Just take your happy day as a win and shut up. Leave it to Pixy to turn joy into misery.
WTF is she talking about? Parasesis? Does she mean gastroparesis? I don't think she quite understands how that works. You don't get it from sketchy takeout. It's a chronic condition that comes from weakened stomach muscles. Is this why she needs the endoscopy and colonoscopy? They'll tell her right out to stop eating fast food and Starbucks. And that's not gonna happen.
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The reverse is also true. Sailor Bubba is a famous example, but I also remember a black guy who would cosplay as Card Captor Sakura.
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I remember those. And Man Fay. But in Pixy's eyes clothes/costume=gender identity and everyone should see that because reasons.
Does she look like she's lost some weight? Or is it just the black baggy shorts doing their "concealing problem areas" thing?
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It's probably something she read once on WebMD and figured all stomach aches are due to it. It's like somebody I know who's first response to joint pain is to call it arthritis or rheumatism. I mean sure, it can be, but it doesn't always have to be that.
She's literally got a child's view of gender.
If you wear this you're a man but if you wear this you're a woman.
Problem nothing about her screams "man". She can insist she's a man from morning to night and most people still wouldn't see it.
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The entrants to that contest must have been abysmal if she got 2nd place in her Ali express get up & non matching wig lol. All cosplay is sad and pathetic but those Buy It In A Bag polyester efforts are the worst.
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To be fair, Victoria’s Collector’s Con was a day long pop up event (archive) versus a weekend long offshoot of an actual major con like Comic Con. I figure most people wouldn’t bother actually trying to wear an elaborate costume for it, if they wore one at all. It was pure good fun, yet Pixy took it so seriously that she was a sore loser for placing second.
Judging by its Facebook event page, general admission was free while entry to the cosplay contest was $5.
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It's my personal opinion that it's stupid to use gendered honorifics in certain kinds of environments. A cosplay/weeb/gaming/etc event is one of those environments.
With the rise of people who feel 0 need to change their appearance but still get stroppy if you call them as their immediately apparent gender, it's just easier to not say Sir or Ma'am and therefore not risk one of them pissing their pants and reeeeeeeeee'ing at you.
Basically, if you're going to be around a lot of people who spend their lives online, just try to avoid mentioning gender.
With the rise of people who feel 0 need to change their appearance but still get stroppy if you call them as their immediately apparent gender, it's just easier to not say Sir or Ma'am and therefore not risk one of them pissing their pants and reeeeeeeeee'ing at you.
Mr. Polexio once called a hobby shop worker Ma'am because she was obviously female. He didn't see her little pronoun pin with a sliding indicator that had been set to they/them, and when I came over a couple of minutes later she threw multiple jabs into the conversation about how she hates being called a woman and would rather be called Sir than Ma'am. Really made us disinclined to return to that store if that's the kind of customer service that passes as acceptable. Maybe put your giant tits away and take your makeup off if you don't want to be called Ma'am.
Basically, if you're going to be around a lot of people who spend their lives online, just try to avoid mentioning gender.
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Sarah, get in the the robot.
I also find it hilarious that she has done so many Sora and Roxas cosplays yet she never bothered to play the games. I am not saying they're great games, especially with the horribly bad story writing, but any other person cosplaying something would at least have a somewhat comprehensive knowledge on the character.
Sarah always half-asses everything.
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Local one-day comic cons aren’t the ones you’ll usually see serious cosplay at.
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The only people who cosplay as characters they know nothing of are usually thots. Sarah clearly doesn't fall in that category. It's clearly an attempt to be a male individual, something she's clearly not.
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Wonder if she meant parasites. That, or paresis like you said, which doesn’t make sense but neither does Pixy.At least she had fun and had the sense to not wear that awful wig. Never mind the itchiness. It looks like roadkill and her attempts to style it don't help at all. I like this wig better because despite being really simple and basic, even with her piss poor styling abilities it at least doesn't look like a dead groundhog. She can work with this wig. Provided she washes it at some point so it doesn'r end up like the other one.
Pixy still doesn't seem to get that wearing a male cosplay does not automatically make people see you as male. Is she aware that many women cosplay as male characters? She can't just be happy with second place. Muh misgenders. Just take your happy day as a win and shut up. Leave it to Pixy to turn joy into misery.
WTF is she talking about? Parasesis? Does she mean gastroparesis? I don't think she quite understands how that works. You don't get it from sketchy takeout. It's a chronic condition that comes from weakened stomach muscles. Is this why she needs the endoscopy and colonoscopy? They'll tell her right out to stop eating fast food and Starbucks. And that's not gonna happen.