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He looks like an actual goblin in this sequence.
Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.
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Autischic
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Cog is live right now trying to create Metokur vs Null drama.
> "People are just mad at metokur that he went on Lolcow Live, who cares?"
> "Who cares if Jim jokes about Pippa's armpits? Jade is probably joking with him! Null is trying to turn this into some Rekieta swingers thing when it's not. It's just not. Null doesn't know anything about women!"
> "Who cares about liking anime?"
> "Null has never had a girlfriend. He has a thing for hamsters. He's like Mr. Slave from South Park."
> "People are just mad at metokur that he went on Lolcow Live, who cares?"
> "Who cares if Jim jokes about Pippa's armpits? Jade is probably joking with him! Null is trying to turn this into some Rekieta swingers thing when it's not. It's just not. Null doesn't know anything about women!"
> "Who cares about liking anime?"
> "Null has never had a girlfriend. He has a thing for hamsters. He's like Mr. Slave from South Park."
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Why the hell does Cog's niece have 2 different Bunghole Tiger keyrings?
This shit is getting weird. The kid sleeps with toys Rush sent her, and carries around little tokens of his fursona. I've been sort of skeptical about there being a secret pizzagate happening in Cog's World, but it just keeps looking worse.
Bunghole was actually in chat for this.
Change of plans. He will be gooning instead of sleeping.
This shit is getting weird. The kid sleeps with toys Rush sent her, and carries around little tokens of his fursona. I've been sort of skeptical about there being a secret pizzagate happening in Cog's World, but it just keeps looking worse.
Bunghole was actually in chat for this.
Change of plans. He will be gooning instead of sleeping.
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Autischic
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Who tries to flash 20s and 10s as a flex. Broke ass nigga with a hand that looks like a baby’s that’s who. Not a single callus on those hands.I'm gonna be honest, it's really hard to tell which of Cog's posts are supposed to be Ralph parodies or not.
Autischic
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I see this sick fuck got her a cupcake toy too? What is it with pedophiles and cupcakes?
No, BungHole Tiger. I do not fist bump niggers like you.
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Bro is flexing $100 shades like real people don't have a job.
Imagine him all giddy, making that awful "satire taco", giggling to his wife while whipping out his phone to take a pic and then post it to twitter to his 200 followers.
Again, real people have real jobs cog. Why are ypu dancing this humiliating dance to "own" people that's in the same sad situation as yourself?
This man is such a mystery to me.
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Cog watched an Asian Andy stream offering zero commentary. He just sits there watching it for 30 minutes without saying a word. Unsurprisingly, his stream is suspended for playing copyrighted material
He then started a new stream claiming that his haters are trying to flag him. As evidence he cites yesterday’s stream being age restricted which I’m sure had nothing to do with him putting the words REVENGE PORN in the title.
He continued watching someone else’s content in complete silence before going to smoke weed and telling his paypigs that he will end the stream if he doesn’t get donos by the time he returns. While smoking weed “outside” with Dan’s daughter a paypig obliges and Cog instantly updates the total because he is, in fact, smoking inside at his computer desk.
Jonny now stands at a lofty $10 after streaming for well over an hour.
He then started a new stream claiming that his haters are trying to flag him. As evidence he cites yesterday’s stream being age restricted which I’m sure had nothing to do with him putting the words REVENGE PORN in the title.
He continued watching someone else’s content in complete silence before going to smoke weed and telling his paypigs that he will end the stream if he doesn’t get donos by the time he returns. While smoking weed “outside” with Dan’s daughter a paypig obliges and Cog instantly updates the total because he is, in fact, smoking inside at his computer desk.
Jonny now stands at a lofty $10 after streaming for well over an hour.
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I put together a supercut of Cog's tent stream for anyone who doesn't like self harm enough to watch the whole thing. I feel very strongly that this stream was an all-time banger, and needs to be witnessed by all cogheads.
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Cog is LIVE! Today's topics are
Cog starts the show off by explaining that he spends a lot of time clipping out copyrighted songs from his streams. Playback Gang owes him a lot more appreciation.
DING! Maya sends in a dono with a link. It's a cop bodycam video, one of Cog's favorite things, so we end up watching at least 10 minutes of it. $17/100!
Now we're watching a Dark Side Phil video. Phil is happy to no longer be considered a "lolcow". Cog isn't saying a lot, but he does chug a Red Bull.
Cog is telling us that Phil is still, in fact, a "lolcow", despite Kino Casino's endorsement. "The Little One" arrives home from school as Cog is talking about DSP masturbating. He greets her, waits until she leaves the room, and then goes back to rambling about a fat guy jacking off.
DING! A anonymous donation comes in, along with a link! Who could this anonymous person be? In unrelated news, Bunghole Tiger is spotted in chat.
The link is a humorous video of animated frogs up to some crazy antics, set to dance music. Cog plays it while he goes on his first smoke break. $32/100!
Back from the break! We're watching more of the DSP video. Cog isn't sure if Kino Casino are trolling by defending Phil.
VHS donates with another gay music video link! $37/100
This guy shows up in chat and brags about having one hundred dollars. Cog immediately asks him to send it his way and drops his links in chat.
We're at the 1 hour mark, so you know what that means. Smoke break! Light it up!
Back and watching more DSP. Cog is debunking Phil to prove his lolcowdom once and for all. The Casino can't sneak a fast one past Cog!
VHS donates another link!
It's a gay sounding AI song about Ralph. Cog does not seem amused. He keeps pausing it to talk to chat about gacha games. $42/100
Now we're laffin' at Josh. Metokur's thread was closed and Null is a janny. "Is there a Josh thread on kiwifarms, or is it not allowed?" This must be the first time someone has asked this question.
Malechick stands with Null.
Cog thinks that Josh is a bitch. There is no proof that Keemstar paid Metokur to perform scripted drama. Daddy Gym will not be spoken ill of on Cog's watch. Anything questionable he might do is simply done for the good of his family. Cog, being a wholesome family man, can relate.
"Imagine, Kiwifarms needing to lock shit down. So sad. So sad."
The Josh segment concludes, and oh boy! Another Steel Toe segment!
Cog debunks Aaron's new hairdo, then watches the rest of the video without adding a whole lot, mostly just pausing to talk to chat.
We got some Nick Fuentes seethe coming up, but first, another smoke break!
We're back, and $5 has already come in from Dr.Beast! He wants to watch Tank Police. Cog plays it, bobbing his head and singing along. $47/100
"TAMBOURINES! TRAMPOLINES! TAMBOURINES! TRAMPOLINES!" Haha! Those aren't the words! Classic Cog.
The cogcord has made another Froggy Aaron meme. This one is about his hair looking bad. Cog has a little chuckle at this one.
On to the Fuentes segment! He is saying that Nick is a gay incel.
If I were a groyper I'd fucking kill myself after this debunking.
Two dollars come in from TheMartialist. Cog smiles and drops some stars into his pachinko machine.
The Fuentes video plays as Cog and Chat boast to each other about being older than Nick. Cog plays a video of a fax machine sound to prove that he's a certified boomer.
"I'll never forget that sound!" Real 90s kids will get it.
Fuentes is resumed. There is once again minimal cogmentary.
Things aren't looking great.
We're still watching Fuentes. Cog is still not speaking, except when pausing to read chat.
Nick Fuentes is gay for Trump. SIP.
Nick likes to be in a female-free environment so he can scratch his balls and fart. Cog believes this is gay behavior, because what makes a man a man is his ability to rip fart in front of women.
Links are in chat. Smoke break!
Back and watching more of the Fuentes vid. Cog is bored. He skips around to different timestamps looking for something worth taking about. He is visibly uncomfortable watching alogs throw troll superchats at Nick. They should have been sending that money to Cog.
The video is over, which brings us to the end of the show. Cog reminds us that we are now 13 days away from his birthday. I hope the feeders have something special prepared for him. o7s!
Stream length: 3:05:22
Money added to the feeding fund: $49
Coffee consumed: 0
Misc. mukbangs: 1 Red Bull, 1 Powerade
Ralph References: Minimal
Smoke breaks: 4
Today's Top Feeder: Anonymous/Bunghole Tiger/Rush Pabst
Kino Casino Stopped DSP Being A Lolcow & Nick Fuentes' Insane Rants
Cog starts the show off by explaining that he spends a lot of time clipping out copyrighted songs from his streams. Playback Gang owes him a lot more appreciation.
DING! Maya sends in a dono with a link. It's a cop bodycam video, one of Cog's favorite things, so we end up watching at least 10 minutes of it. $17/100!
Now we're watching a Dark Side Phil video. Phil is happy to no longer be considered a "lolcow". Cog isn't saying a lot, but he does chug a Red Bull.
Cog is telling us that Phil is still, in fact, a "lolcow", despite Kino Casino's endorsement. "The Little One" arrives home from school as Cog is talking about DSP masturbating. He greets her, waits until she leaves the room, and then goes back to rambling about a fat guy jacking off.
DING! A anonymous donation comes in, along with a link! Who could this anonymous person be? In unrelated news, Bunghole Tiger is spotted in chat.
The link is a humorous video of animated frogs up to some crazy antics, set to dance music. Cog plays it while he goes on his first smoke break. $32/100!
Back from the break! We're watching more of the DSP video. Cog isn't sure if Kino Casino are trolling by defending Phil.
VHS donates with another gay music video link! $37/100
This guy shows up in chat and brags about having one hundred dollars. Cog immediately asks him to send it his way and drops his links in chat.
We're at the 1 hour mark, so you know what that means. Smoke break! Light it up!
Back and watching more DSP. Cog is debunking Phil to prove his lolcowdom once and for all. The Casino can't sneak a fast one past Cog!
VHS donates another link!
It's a gay sounding AI song about Ralph. Cog does not seem amused. He keeps pausing it to talk to chat about gacha games. $42/100
Now we're laffin' at Josh. Metokur's thread was closed and Null is a janny. "Is there a Josh thread on kiwifarms, or is it not allowed?" This must be the first time someone has asked this question.
Malechick stands with Null.
Cog thinks that Josh is a bitch. There is no proof that Keemstar paid Metokur to perform scripted drama. Daddy Gym will not be spoken ill of on Cog's watch. Anything questionable he might do is simply done for the good of his family. Cog, being a wholesome family man, can relate.
"Imagine, Kiwifarms needing to lock shit down. So sad. So sad."
The Josh segment concludes, and oh boy! Another Steel Toe segment!
Cog debunks Aaron's new hairdo, then watches the rest of the video without adding a whole lot, mostly just pausing to talk to chat.
We got some Nick Fuentes seethe coming up, but first, another smoke break!
We're back, and $5 has already come in from Dr.Beast! He wants to watch Tank Police. Cog plays it, bobbing his head and singing along. $47/100
"TAMBOURINES! TRAMPOLINES! TAMBOURINES! TRAMPOLINES!" Haha! Those aren't the words! Classic Cog.
The cogcord has made another Froggy Aaron meme. This one is about his hair looking bad. Cog has a little chuckle at this one.
On to the Fuentes segment! He is saying that Nick is a gay incel.
If I were a groyper I'd fucking kill myself after this debunking.
Two dollars come in from TheMartialist. Cog smiles and drops some stars into his pachinko machine.
The Fuentes video plays as Cog and Chat boast to each other about being older than Nick. Cog plays a video of a fax machine sound to prove that he's a certified boomer.
"I'll never forget that sound!" Real 90s kids will get it.
Fuentes is resumed. There is once again minimal cogmentary.
Things aren't looking great.
We're still watching Fuentes. Cog is still not speaking, except when pausing to read chat.
Nick Fuentes is gay for Trump. SIP.
Nick likes to be in a female-free environment so he can scratch his balls and fart. Cog believes this is gay behavior, because what makes a man a man is his ability to rip fart in front of women.
Links are in chat. Smoke break!
Back and watching more of the Fuentes vid. Cog is bored. He skips around to different timestamps looking for something worth taking about. He is visibly uncomfortable watching alogs throw troll superchats at Nick. They should have been sending that money to Cog.
The video is over, which brings us to the end of the show. Cog reminds us that we are now 13 days away from his birthday. I hope the feeders have something special prepared for him. o7s!
Stream length: 3:05:22
Money added to the feeding fund: $49
Coffee consumed: 0
Misc. mukbangs: 1 Red Bull, 1 Powerade
Ralph References: Minimal
Smoke breaks: 4
Today's Top Feeder: Anonymous/Bunghole Tiger/Rush Pabst
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Cog seethes about @Null for the same reasons troons do…his sick shit is immortalized in this thread whereas much of his previous lore he can deny it ever happened even though it did.
3 hours 5 minutes. $49 or $16.33/hour
3 hours 5 minutes. $49 or $16.33/hour
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Everybody knows if Aaron went on COG'S WORLD instead of Kino Casino a) Cog would never have pressed Aaron and b) Cog would be defending Aaron to this day. It all comes down to how it really should have been him.
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Cog is actually even more petty and retarded than you assume. He was a steeltoe defender late last year when Podawful was shitting on him, but in December he had Ethan Ralph on the show. That would easily have been enough for Cog but to add insult to his perceived injury, Ralph said to Aaron that Cog’s brother accused him of being a pedophile.
Cog was mad Aaron didn’t “push back” despite the fact it is an entirely true statement and since then another brother has come forward.
Tldr; Aaron had ralph on show, Cog forever angry.
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Cog is chimping out because paypal isn’t working today and he lives stream to stream.
Because Cog has autism he thinks this is super important to everyone else as well. He begs for $40 a day so everyone else must, right. I need to do a stream about it!
He also showed off his progress on the robocog helmet he promised paypigs months ago after making it a $500 dono
Because Cog has autism he thinks this is super important to everyone else as well. He begs for $40 a day so everyone else must, right. I need to do a stream about it!
He also showed off his progress on the robocog helmet he promised paypigs months ago after making it a $500 dono
folandi
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cog doing something that doesn't benefit him directly?
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Cogbros....
Cog's been doing early streams for the past few days in addition to the later ones. The early show seems to be focused on non drama related content. Today's morning stream made a total of $7.
I assume the feeders were saving their money for tonight's big Ethan Ralph mukbang
Cog's been doing early streams for the past few days in addition to the later ones. The early show seems to be focused on non drama related content. Today's morning stream made a total of $7.
I assume the feeders were saving their money for tonight's big Ethan Ralph mukbang
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What a great goal. If you give him enough money, he’ll buy food to eat.
