Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AltisticRight]

Same. People looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove to blame it on the alcohol. The fact is, alcohol just makes you more willing to be honest. As a result, if you want to find out who is gay near you, give them a drink and see if they start chasing.

Yeah, alcohol is a truth syrup. People who fucked trannies and blamed it on alcohol are either such animals they'll fuck anything with a hole who are no further than fucking a car's exhaust pipe or they're closeted homosexuals who are into sissy men.

They're likely to be both.

Either way, massive faggot degenerates.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Regardless, I think we can all agree on one thing.

Have a drink, Dax! You've earned it!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Same. People looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove to blame it on the alcohol. The fact is, alcohol just makes you more willing to be honest. As a result, if you want to find out who is gay near you, give them a drink and see if they start chasing.

If someone genuinely falls for it then that's almost as embarrassing anyway. It's pillstream levels of blackout drunk and that person should reexamine their life and relationship with alcohol immediately.

 

[Kaumak]

More like more willing to go along with the lies you're telling yourself. Every time I hear one of these bullshit "trans panic" defenses where someone supposedly accidentally fucked a dude, and they fuck up and actually present a picture of the tranny he supposedly mistook for a woman before fucking him and murdering him, it's like no WAY did you think that was a woman, I don't give a fuck how drunk you were, unless that was some PCP and shit, you're lying.

Its not that they fell for it, its that they were too drunk to consent. They were raped

 

[Oliver Onions]

Cum Town is shit too, ngl.

I have to defend Cum Town's honor, because Nick Mullen is the only podcaster (besides Null) who has made me laugh til I had tears in my eyes since I first listened to the Ricky Gervais Show almost 20 years ago.

Having said that, I mostly only listen to highlight reels; the actual episodes tend to have a lot of dross.

 

[sillybillyguy]

I have to defend Cum Town's honor, because Nick Mullen is the only podcaster (besides Null) who has made me laugh til I had tears in my eyes since I first listened to the Ricky Gervais Show almost 20 years ago.

Having said that, I mostly only listen to highlight reels; the actual episodes tend to have a lot of dross.

I just wish he wasn't such an irony bro and not want to look like he puts effort in or seem genuine.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I just wish he wasn't such an irony bro and not want to look like he puts effort in or seem genuine.

That's fair, but I think that's a broader issue with most comedians today. You're not allowed to be seen actually caring about things, everything is just a big hehe silly joke.

I'd include Dax under that umbrella except he's less a comedian and more of a joke.

 

[Kaumak]

I have to defend Cum Town's honor, because Nick Mullen is the only podcaster (besides Null) who has made me laugh til I had tears in my eyes since I first listened to the Ricky Gervais Show almost 20 years ago.

Having said that, I mostly only listen to highlight reels; the actual episodes tend to have a lot of dross.

gay retarded jackass is the funniest bit in podcast history

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Its not that they fell for it, its that they were too drunk to consent. They were raped

The only way I can see this being the case is if you black out, at which point you literally are not in control of your own decisions because you are unconsciously conscious; in a black out state, you are literally a zombie.

This is why I hate alcohol. Alcohol just wipes your brain and puts your body on autopilot, where you have no idea who or what is in control.

I'm not cool enough to drink. I'm certainly not cool enough to drink and do coke. And you better fucking believe I'm too much of a pussy to drink, do coke, and fuck traps. I'm just a pussy virgin.

 

[owed to joy]

Thought this seemed relevant enough to post.

https://youtu.be/F0hIewjt-Aw?si=VR_ycYogbz4b81Qw

Start at 3:15.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The simp show was great all along but dax it was always a loser 1 trick pony half Jewish Mexican imagine being half Jewish and Mexican being too lazy to be a *******

 

[sillybillyguy]

Thought this seemed relevant enough to post.

https://youtu.be/F0hIewjt-Aw?si=VR_ycYogbz4b81Qw

Start at 3:15.

He is such a fat loser.

Get over it, Dax. You're a loser with no accomplishments and you're just mad some black guy has done something with his life.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Thought this seemed relevant enough to post.

https://youtu.be/F0hIewjt-Aw?si=VR_ycYogbz4b81Qw

Start at 3:15

Suffah, Dax.

 

[Pissmaster]

Thought this seemed relevant enough to post.

https://youtu.be/F0hIewjt-Aw?si=VR_ycYogbz4b81Qw

Start at 3:15.

Well, that's a picture perfect example of Dick trying to rile his fans into harassing Ed Roth's team all over his stupid one-sided feud with Eric July.

Clipped & compressed version of Dick encouraging harassment, starting a little bit before he starts screaming for context:

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Well, that's a picture perfect example of Dick trying to rile his fans into harassing Ed Roth's team all over his stupid one-sided feud with Eric July.

Clipped & compressed version of Dick encouraging harassment, starting a little bit before he starts screaming for context:

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Dax Herrera is literally just an older Nick Fuentes.
>gay
>unfunny
>ebin "definitely don't do this teehee" humor
>gay mustache
>surrounded by pedophiles
>is probably guilty of unspeakable acts

I never understood why people ever found him funny. SCREAMING IS FUNNY has never been funny. I don't think he has ever had sex with anything, man or woman, beyond a 6/10 (I'm sorry, women, but I have to speak here in terms that redpill guru homosexuals can understand).

Edit: I had to change "7/10" to "6/10". Even 6/10 is fucking for Dax. Also he looks like a fucking chipmunk.

 

[Incecticyder]

Dax Herrera is literally just an older Nick Fuentes.
>gay
>unfunny
>ebin "definitely don't do this teehee" humor
>gay mustache
>surrounded by pedophiles
>is probably guilty of unspeakable acts

I never understood why people ever found him funny. SCREAMING IS FUNNY has never been funny. I don't think he has ever had sex with anything, man or woman, beyond a 6/10 (I'm sorry, women, but I have to speak here in terms that redpill guru homosexuals can understand).

Edit: I had to change "7/10" to "6/10". Even 6/10 is fucking for Dax. Also he looks like a fucking chipmunk.

Dax (and the power of Juju) had charismatic magnetism. He attracted people while repulsing criticism. Now that the spell is broken, we see his true form.

 

[Kaumak]

The only way I can see this being the case is if you black out, at which point you literally are not in control of your own decisions because you are unconsciously conscious; in a black out state, you are literally a zombie.

This is why I hate alcohol. Alcohol just wipes your brain and puts your body on autopilot, where you have no idea who or what is in control.

I'm not cool enough to drink. I'm certainly not cool enough to drink and do coke. And you better fucking believe I'm too much of a pussy to drink, do coke, and fuck traps. I'm just a pussy virgin.

I was just making a joke I dont think it landed with anybody lol.

Sounds like you've never even tried drinking before thats not what it does if youre normal and can handle a few drinks. Small percentage of ppl just lose control cant handle it, and if you drink so much that you black out youre still responsible for your own actions its still your fault. I think alcohol is pretty cool, I hate weed it makes you lazy and retarded.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I was just making a joke I dont think it landed with anybody lol.

Sounds like you've never even tried drinking before thats not what it does if youre normal and can handle a few drinks. Small percentage of ppl just lose control cant handle it, and if you drink so much that you black out youre still responsible for your own actions its still your fault. I think alcohol is pretty cool, I hate weed it makes you lazy and retarded.

No, dude, I'm speaking from experience. Again, I've never chased or felt the need to chase when drunk. I'm just saying that blacking out is a scary feeling because you're absolutely not in control of your own decision making. Even when high as shit on shrooms or weed, I was always my own decisionmaker. Anyone who drinks can attest to the fact that blacking out is unpredictable and anything that happens is out of your hands and you should have known better prior to blacking out.

I'm not here to shill a drug, I'm saying Dax is a massive faggot who needs to come out of the closet.

We agree that no matter what substance one is on, one is responsible for their actions.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I don't think he has ever had sex with anything, man or woman, beyond a 6/10 (I'm sorry, women, but I have to speak here in terms that redpill guru homosexuals can understand).

Edit: I had to change "7/10" to "6/10". Even 6/10 is fucking for Dax.

Extremely unpopular opinion: that black chick that was Maddox’s ex-gf (MetalJess, the one who supposedly “CALLED THOUSANDS OF SCHOOLS DOZENS OF TIMES”, that Marie got a restraining order against)…is/was objectively more attractive than Marie Valenzuela, Dax Herrera’s current block-headed gf. Who he’s only dating because he’s still obsessed with Maddox.

 

[Pissmaster]

I never understood why people ever found him funny. SCREAMING IS FUNNY has never been funny. I don't think he has ever had sex with anything, man or woman, beyond a 6/10 (I'm sorry, women, but I have to speak here in terms that redpill guru homosexuals can understand).

Edit: I had to change "7/10" to "6/10". Even 6/10 is fucking for Dax. Also he looks like a fucking chipmunk.

One of the big reasons Dax is known as such a creep is because of his relationship with Jamie Lynn Hughes, who he groomed into being his sidepiece, eventually cucking Marie with while she cried in his truck, and it all blew up in his face. Jamie is a fitness instructor and stunningly beautiful, while Marie is, uh, not. The theory is that Marie stays with Dax because she's superficial enough to be unable to even entertain the idea of leaving LA or moving back in with her parents, and Dick keeps her around because he has total control over her. Even though she dated the much more handsome Greg Sestero at one point, who Dick has reportedly seethed over enough to get rid of a cat that he gave her, all because it reminded him of Sestero.

Dax was doing pretty great in the latter half of the 2010s, only to bungle it out of his endless greed and incompetence. He also lost Asterios and a number of artists because he wouldn't foot even the smallest bills despite his $20k+/month Patreon income + being born into wealth, and our very own Null because he decided he valued the company of open pedophiles like Digibro and Vito over a guy who brought him endless content to discuss for free.