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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Sorry, I took a detour. Asexuals go around saying they aren't 'attracted' to things, but since they have an active fucking brain in their skull, they have a sex drive, and I've yet to meet a self diagnosed asexual that didn't dabble in depravity.
Nah it's all good man. I'll be completely honest with you in saying that I think asexuality straight up does not exist. Period.
 
Nah it's all good man. I'll be completely honest with you in saying that I think asexuality straight up does not exist. Period.
I do not have my DSM handy nor am I about to dig it out, but I don't think asexuality is considered a disorder, just a dysfunction. If it is a disorder, please let me know so I can go huh.
 
Nah it's all good man. I'll be completely honest with you in saying that I think asexuality straight up does not exist. Period.

I think it does exist but I think 90% of the time it's caused by SSRIs. A lot of kids get put on SSRIs on young teenagers, and then can never come off them, so they assume they're "asexual" because they don't remember a time without medication-induced sexual dysfunction. And occasionally you'll get someone who just never develops an interest in sex, whether it's faulty brain wiring or hormones or some other issue.

My personal theory is that a lot of the people now calling themselves "asexual" have removed anyone from their life who isn't a coom-brained degenerate, and have forgotten the experience of interacting with people who aren't coom-brained degenerates, so they unconsciously use "asexual" as a way to get the rapey people around them to stop hitting on them/harassing them/sending them gross porn 24/7.

Remember, the one thing these people don't question is identity labels, so saying "please stop sending me pictures of your disgusting butthole, I'm asexual" is a cheat code that might actually work, even if you were sending that same person pictures of your own butthole ten minutes ago.
 
My personal theory is that a lot of the people now calling themselves "asexual" have removed anyone from their life who isn't a coom-brained degenerate, and have forgotten the experience of interacting with people who aren't coom-brained degenerates, so they unconsciously use "asexual" as a way to get the rapey people around them to stop hitting on them/harassing them/sending them gross porn 24/7.

Remember, the one thing these people don't question is identity labels, so saying "please stop sending me pictures of your disgusting butthole, I'm asexual" is a cheat code that might actually work, even if you were sending that same person pictures of your own butthole ten minutes ago.
You're forgetting the other groups. One group are just collecting identity labels, and are saying they're asexual and enjoy sex but they're not attracted to anyone, they just enjoy the sensations of sex and are essentially using other people as masturbation aids. These people are usually just trying to get attention.

There's also the paraphilic types. They are asexual in the sense of not being sexually attracted to people, but being attracted to objects or activities. For example, a man who is only aroused by high heels. He isn't attracted to the person wearing the heels or maybe doesn't even need anyone to be wearing heels to be attracted to them, because he's abstracted his sexuality to such a point that he's put his desire for women onto an object that symbolises women to him and it's become completely unmoored from anything revealing a normal sexuality. Likewise a man who can only get off on getting pissed on - it's the act of being degraded he's attracted to and likewise the person doing the pissing is irrelevant. I'd argue Kevin sort of slots in here - he's not attracted to men, but if those same men claim to be women then he suddenly is attracted to them (despite not looking any different). The things he finds attractive are abstract. Although with Kevin a lot of it is a LARP so hard to say, really.

But feeding off that second group is the "non sexual kinks" people, who try and argue they're asexual and therefore their interest in kink is non-sexual. This group are usually trying to prey on children and teenagers using that rationale. This about sums it up:
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I think it does exist but I think 90% of the time it's caused by SSRIs
This, exactly. This happened to me, my operations facility shut down so completely that I didn't even realise that it was gone until a couple of months later. I'd have certainly noticed sooner that my downstairs department was out of operations if I'd been dating at the time, but with a heap of other shit going on in my life, getting off wasn't even on my too do list. It's so hard to communicate what it was like; it went so far beyond just "not in the mood", and all of me was involved, not just my brain. Physical stimulation completely failed to stimulate, even the non sexual type. You know that intense satisfaction and relief you feel from scratching a really bad itch on your back or chest whatever? Didn't get that either when I was on SSRIs.

Asexuality certainly does exist, but it's an incredibly polluted and diluted concept to say the least. I got into a disagreement with a friend a ways back, who informed me that asexuality was essentially the same as abstinence. That was a frustrating conversation.
 
There's tons of autists out there who will spend every waking minute gooning to gross porn, but call themselves asexual because whenever they meet an attractive person in real life, their crushing social anxiety instantly smothers any sexual interest they might have felt. You see this especially in the Superwholock types who openly lust after Tom Hiddleston but are terrified of real life men. They don't want to admit that they're just stuttering losers so they reach for the special snowflake label instead.
 
Essentially, Kevin is attracted to himself, narcissism 101.
This is most professed asexuals (and demiromantics) in my experience.

My personal theory is that a lot of the people now calling themselves "asexual" have removed anyone from their life who isn't a coom-brained degenerate, and have forgotten the experience of interacting with people who aren't coom-brained degenerates, so they unconsciously use "asexual" as a way to get the rapey people around them to stop hitting on them/harassing them/sending them gross porn 24/7.

Remember, the one thing these people don't question is identity labels, so saying "please stop sending me pictures of your disgusting butthole, I'm asexual" is a cheat code that might actually work, even if you were sending that same person pictures of your own butthole ten minutes ago.
I think there are people with broke brain/broke mind, or who never developed social skills and are coping. "Its not that I can't find someone to have sex with, I'm just Asexual".
The Asexual label really gets misused and applied - afaiac if you are jerking/flicking your bean to japanese cartoons, you have a sex drive and you aren't asexual. I don't care if its not even other humans, if you are stroking off watching videos of machines sewing leather cushions you aren't asexual.

A lot of "Asexual" people I've had the misfortune of encountering were either just some level of pornbrain or... I'm not sure what the term for "jailhouse gay, but instead of gay its japanese cartoons". And all that is stopping them from having a quote-unquote normal sexual drive would be someone willing to have sex with them fuck that, just give them a handy and make out a bit.
(the female version is a little more tricky because they don't want to be seen as whores but same deal - if they could get some action from someone they didn't think was using them as slamwhale their status as ace would melt away)
I mean we saw how quickly Bonnie went from proud gay man with a flipped dick to burning down his life the second he got a taste of some obtainable BPD pussy.

But a lot of these people make this label a core part of their personal identity so even if things unfuck upstairs or downstairs, they can't just drop their asexual label and go through mental contortions to justify it.

There's tons of autists out there who will spend every waking minute gooning to gross porn, but call themselves asexual because whenever they meet an attractive person in real life, their crushing social anxiety instantly smothers any sexual interest they might have felt. You see this especially in the Superwholock types who openly lust after Tom Hiddleston but are terrified of real life men. They don't want to admit that they're just stuttering losers so they reach for the special snowflake label instead.
The other thing I've seen is people applying a bunch of other made-up labels is they hang around coom-obsessed degenerates and think those people are normal.
"Well, I am sexually aroused by other people but I'm not devoting 90% of my waking hours to some activity related to cooming; I must be asexual."

I had several friends who could not go more than 24 hours being single. They would hook up with the most toxic or troll-esque person they could find, or be cheating so they could drop their old partner and move in a (toxic, dysfunctional) relationship with the new person immediately, because not having a boyfriend/girlfriend was completely intolerable to their mental state. I like being a relationship but I'd rather be single than miserable, however if this self-label nonsense had been floating around and those people were my frame of reference I'd have assumed I was aromantic or w/e.
 
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Asexuality certainly does exist, but it's an incredibly polluted and diluted concept to say the least. I got into a disagreement with a friend a ways back, who informed me that asexuality was essentially the same as abstinence.
I don't know about that.

At least in males.

If you're male and aren't experiencing arousal, then you've got a health problem. If you experience physical arousal, but don't want to have sex, that's fine, but that's called celibacy.
 
Asexual is also used for low sex drives now, not just the absence of one. This is where the confusion comes from.
Tbh, I think it also just means 'I want to get to know someone before having sex with them, rather than just picking someone up at the club/on tinder', and people who only interact with online coomers and consume goyslop media are misled to believe that that's weird.
 
Tbh, I think it also just means 'I want to get to know someone before having sex with them, rather than just picking someone up at the club/on tinder', and people who only interact with online coomers and consume goyslop media are misled to believe that that's weird.
They have a sexuality for that. "Demisexual". Being a normal human who isn't a degenerate is an entire sexuality now apparently.
 
Asexual is also used for low sex drives now, not just the absence of one. This is where the confusion comes from.
Except most people who call themselves "ace" are the most disgusting perverts with the vilest fetishes imaginable, and I just assume anyone saying "I'm ace" has enormous amounts of CP.
 
I don't know about that.

At least in males.

If you're male and aren't experiencing arousal, then you've got a health problem. If you experience physical arousal, but don't want to have sex, that's fine, but that's called celibacy.
I think this is probably true in a lot of cases. Every now and then I'll look into an 'LGBTQ+ Community Thread' on a forum (Which usually just end up being TQ+ Community threads - guess the L's, G's and B's are doing fine on their own) and someone will be like "I guess I've accepted that I'm asexual" and say a few more things that make me think "I bet you wouldn't be asexual if you went to an endocrinologist".

But some men are probably just factory miswired. There's a radio morning show I used to listen to, and one of the hosts had gone to the doctor with some problems in his downtown entertainment district. Turns out he had a congested prostate, and the doctor had to order him to masturbate (or as he referred to it: 'To perform a medical procedure upon myself'). I'd think that the first thing that a doctor would do after finding out a patient had that low of a sex drive would be to order a blood workup, so the fact that the treatment didn't involve hormone supplements makes me think that this guy's otherwise physically healthy and normal, just without any interest in doing genital stuff.
 
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