Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bortherman]

Seems like Rick's not feeling too confident about winning a million dollars from the city of Milwaukee anymore. New book coming. He's already got a title and... everything (?).

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Yes, that's right, you don't need to get it published or perhaps reach double-digit sales. Just having a title means you're back on the horse.

List of Rick's abandoned works for reference:

1) Some pandemic book, Herd Immunity
2) Some book about a crippled veteran with PTSD protecting space elephants (seriously) from poachers
3) In the Red, sequel to In the Black. Halfway done, just waiting for the call from @torbooks that's coming any day now
4) Tiny Tim fanfic (it's not getting published)

Maybe I'm missing some.

1 & 2 are the same thing. He wrote a short story, called Herd immunity and if someone was to give him money, he will write it into a novel.
3. In the Red, apparently half written despite having nothing else going on for the last 4+ years. If someone was to give him money, he might finish it.
4. Pat actually wrote something without having to be paid for it. It's something no-one asked for but it's a start.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

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"I have always ignored trolls..."
- Porcine Retard after four years of arguing with his toilet on social media

That very same day:

 

[Sammich]

Thoughts on this
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congratulations, you look even dumber than patrick. You can still come back from that though, call him a fat faggot with bitch tits. on twitter.

 

[MajinGoku]

congratulations, you look even dumber than patrick. You can still come back from that though, call him a fat faggot with bitch tits. on twitter.

I will remember to leave pat posting to terminally 4 chan retards and ona

 

[AnOminous]

"Yokles"?

Add it to the list, I guess.

We need a dictionary of words this illiterate retard can't spell.

 

[Summer of George]

His lack of self awareness is...stunning.
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Why can't this professional author ever write an appropriately sized sentence? I know I myself run on sometimes, but holy fuck. Everything from Pat is either verbose drunken rambling or One. Word. Because. Talking. Like. This. Is. Way. More. Edgy. Than. Using. All. Caps. It's like he has split personalities. The former is Abusive Hillbilly Husband (true) and the latter is Effeminate Black Queen (also true).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I skimmed through the Substack article and pedophilia was mentioned once. Even Dan was nice enough to leave a comment. Also, notice how the word former is applied to Pat.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"I have always ignored trolls" says local obese man replying to his trolls.

 

[Thé au lait]

Jews however weren't

The inbreeding and genetic diseases would beg to differ

he just directs his followers to it like it’s nothing.

Does he have unironic followers besides Jackie, Trevor, and funsters?
Also does Twitter not make you go to their profile and go to the "replies" tab to see them anymore?

 

[Something Awful]

Rick lying to his Threads followers again about what's happening. I guess you can say that's what "triggered" it, but he knows full well it's because he's an obsessive retard who can't stop replying to trolls.

He also keeps telling people that they have tried ignoring the trolls and it doesn't work, but that's a blatant lie. Even when he was banned from Twitter, he was still posting as his fucking cat.



Code word, lol. Does he not understand why a system where people could simply tell the police never to respond to calls to their address would be a bad idea?

Also, he's not getting swatted. If his doors were getting kicked down, he would be posting videos. Someone simply comes to his house, knocks on the door and checks if everything is ok. That's it.



Except when Airbnb guests are in, right?





The arrests are coming... any day now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is so full of shit lmao. All he ever wanted was to matter, and he still doesn’t.

 

[SCV]

"SWATTing" making false 911 calls is a crime. But in what universe is the Milwaukee PD responding to 911 calls a crime? Fat rick thinks he can wave his magic dialing wand and create laws for his flimsily lolsuit out of fat air.
I wonder how much of his own BS he believes.

I can explain this as I've just eaten 4 sticks of butter raw. The MPD responding to emergency calls isn't a "crime" but them responding to false calls/swats is a "crime". If you are swatting yourself you know that the calls are false and thus bad. Then if you have fat for brains you can't conceptualize other people not knowing the calls are swaTTings so anyone that questions that is obviously a stalkerchild.

 

[An automatic clown]

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Pat is so full of shit lmao. All he ever wanted was to matter, and he still doesn’t.

He's just lying. He said the FBI told him to get bent and call them when someone dies. He's such an unreliable narrator.

Every time this happens, he posts it all over every social media and people offer him suggestions and he's either tried them ALL or they're untenable to him.

THEN STOP BROADCASTING IT YOU FAT FAGGOT

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

his avatar on threads is the faggiest and most punchable picture he could have used and i think he knows this because he is at his most passive-aggressive and unhinged when posting there.

 

[An automatic clown]

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his avatar on threads is the faggiest and most punchable picture he could have used and i think he knows this because he is at his most passive-aggressive and unhinged when posting there.

It's the same one he uses for his Airbnb profile pic too

A disgusting selfie of a fat pig monster in a bar, his natural habitat.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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It's the same one he uses for his Airbnb profile pic too
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A disgusting selfie of a fat pig monster in a bar, his natural habitat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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It's the same one he uses for his Airbnb profile pic too
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A disgusting selfie of a fat pig monster in a bar, his natural habitat.

the cold, dead stare of a narcissist who threatens his wife and unborn child then goes on to mince black youth into meat product.

 

[Something Awful]

 

[FinnSven]

We need a dictionary of words this illiterate retard can't spell.

Praise for Tomlinson's dicktonary of wurds and ill-iterracy. Furst edition.

"A vital resource into the lack of competence and fluency in modern English today". - New York Times.

"Now I can understand the babbling letters I receive from Dunning Kruger afflicted commentators" - Editor, letters page of the Wall Street Journal.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

@Judge Holden has been compiling a list and it’s getting pretty extensive.

I wonder if fats disabling spellcheck on his shit android phone also disabled the red squiggles and he doesn’t even get that indicator.

Fat fuck tweets so fast he hasn’t got time to check anything, because a stalker might go unchilded.

I wonder if all his enjoy prisons are because he actually believes someone will get arrested and then his “prediction” will go viral.