11/24 Happy thanksgiving from Chris

[Lesbian Sleepover]

^ Yeah, I believe he's got da "classic"

 

[TiggerNits]

He knows how to follow directions. Mostly.

Yeah, @Bluespike proved this years ago

 

[AnOminous]

I thought he was referencing the spreader from the Cutco site.

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How the fuck is that piece of shit worth $68?

 

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

14 years of excellent Cutco service!

 

[ON 190]

Here's Christmas dinner for you, Chris:

 

[Very Honest Content]

Honestly, the autism content in Chris' Thanksgiving posts this year is trace.

The thread about them has easily surpassed the levels found in the genuine article . . .

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

talks of Cutco and how he's stuffing his face.

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Aside from the usual product placement bullshit; at least he did something proactive for thanksgiving

I mean; when was the last time Chris cooked for Barb and vice versa

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Does Chris think he's famous and is trying to get companies to hire him to advertise?

 

[Sho'nuff]

Does Chris think he's famous and is trying to get companies to hire him to advertise?

Chris is famous, he has a website, forum, etc... Although I don't think companies want his PR. Companies should hire him to do PR for their competitors. That sounds like the perfect market for Chris.

 

[Faulty Keurig]

Chris is famous, he has a website, forum, etc... Although I don't think companies want his PR. Companies should hire him to do PR for their competitors. That sounds like the perfect market for Chris.

Infamous is quite different from famous.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I thought he was referencing the spreader from the Cutco site.

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[Flame the Sunbird]

GodBear bless Christine. She's such an uplifting contrast to ADF's pathetic Thanksgiving whining.

 

[SoneeBoi]

If people wouldn't buy knives from a fat buffoon in a clown shirt, they sure as hell won't change their minds now that the buffoon is older, fatter, balder and dressed like a bag lady.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

So @Marvin, I guess this answers my question.

They're eating spam loaf sticks and goodwill side dishes they probably took too much of.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

GodBear bless Christine. She's such an uplifting contrast to ADF's pathetic Thanksgiving whining.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Chris is famous, he has a website, forum, etc... Although I don't think companies want his PR. Companies should hire him to do PR for their competitors. That sounds like the perfect market for Chris.

This. Potential goldmine. How many people bought Xboxes instead of PlayStations because it's generally a good thing to do the opposite of what Chris would do?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

As unappetizing and shitty that food looks, good on Chris for actually trying to put together a meal instead of tossing a frozen dinner into the microwave.

edit: I noticed some people saying that due to the plastic wrap they don't believe made the food. There really isn't anything that suggests that he didn't cook it, even if it's instant. People use cling wrap and foil to cover food while a different dish is cooking.

 

[WeeGee]

As a person who's been in the food industry for almost a decade, this hurt me a bit inside by the fact that he called it "cooking".

 

[InTheSidePocket]

As a person who's been in the food industry for almost a decade, this hurt me a bit inside by the fact that he called it "cooking".

Yeah, seeing the effort people have to put into cooking for a lot people on a regular basis, there is no reason to give Chris credit now.

Seriously, spam sticks. That's not trying.

 

[Darndirty]

You know, the saddest thing about chris, the one that really makes you kinda feel bad for the guy. I'm sure that's what they always had for thnx giving, I'm sure they always went to the average chain restaurant, always went on vacation to nowhere, never got his trip to disneyland . Chris never got any culture, and that is sad to me.