Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Terfatron]

But does it nourish the ️SoUl️ anna?

I hope that the bagel story is fake because it is horrifying to think of an adult throwing anything at a 6 year old and then laughing at the child explaining that she is hurt.

Probably is since it's social media but it wasn't like she was aiming at the kid.
She accidentally threw a bagel at her brat kid (I can understand her) and then she just laughed at the situation.
Like, I don't think the kid will have cptsd from this tbf

 

[Barbarella]

Probably is since it's social media but it wasn't like she was aiming at the kid.
She accidentally threw a bagel at her brat kid (I can understand her) and then she just laughed at the situation.
Like, I don't think the kid will have cptsd from this tbf

Disagree. Her kid was throwing a tantrum so she threw a bagel at her from two rooms away. There are hundred of other ways to deal with a tantrum. When the child spoke up and told her it was hurtful, mom laughed. To mom it was absurd, to the child it was a terrifying reaction.

Ask me how I know. (I won’t explain, but let’s say it’s quite a long memory.)

This shows mom has an impulsive temper, maybe that she covers up with laughter, and doesn’t listen or take her kid seriously. If it’s a one-time incident, kid won’t remember. If this is mom’s personality, she will.

Abuse? Probably not. Terrible parenting? Absolutely.

But Anna just honed in on the word bagel.

 

[vlcsr]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.



If you ever wanted to know what Anna thinks she looks like, look no further. She really thinks she looks like a muscular rugby player. No wonder she never buys clothing that fits.

 

[Breadbear]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit.

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If you ever wanted to know what Anna thinks she looks like, look no further. She really thinks she looks like a muscular rugby player. No wonder she never buys clothing that fits.

Those women could bitch slap Anna across the room.

 

[-Jack-]

hadn't seen this one posted yet so trying my hand at embedding

She acts like a dog when you try to take its bone with those egg bites. Great sponsorship for Starbucks. She also claims she used to never eat breakfast. The only way I could see it is if she’s one of those that skips food in the morning and binges later on?

The only way Anna never eats breakfast is when she’s still hungover from binge drinking the night before, even then she will make time for brunch.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

How embarrassing for the Bagel mother that she thought it was ok to post this on SM. People have no sense anymore.

Let's all just be glad nobody is ever putting a bun in Anna's oven. She would not throw Bagels, she'd throw the kid if it dared try to eat the food in the house. I assume Anna's food aggression is extreme in private.
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It always makes me laugh how fat women do not understand that these athletic women have a lot of muscle, only under a layer of fat and not just layers of fat. The chiseled, muscled physique of Bodybuilders is actually very hard to obtain and maintain. Especially since women need more fat than men.

 

[OttoWest]

That leg spread:

Her hip joints must be screaming in agony.

 

[Simon]

That leg spread:
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Her hip joints must be screaming in agony.

She is gaining so fast. Oh, ahem, excuse me, she's sooo sWoLLeN

 

[Programmer Socks]

This arc feels like endgame shit for Anna. Total oblivion. The way she's already excusing herself from losing weight and exercising - I need protein breakfasts now! Recovery can take a year! - tells us everything we already knew. Anna's size isn't her fault or problem, and now it's been outsourced to a "medical professional" to rectify, whilst she orders Uber Eats from bed the moment she wakes up.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Anna probably got a ton of shit for admitting that she had a scale. Even claiming "muh inflammation" wouldn't be enough for some of the HAES morons to accept the scale's presence.

For a bunch of gorls who claim to be fine with being fat, they sure are triggered by a stupid little machine that shows them NUMBERS.

 

[The Lychee Queen 2.0]

This arc feels like endgame shit for Anna. Total oblivion. The way she's already excusing herself from losing weight and exercising - I need protein breakfasts now! Recovery can take a year! - tells us everything we already knew. Anna's size isn't her fault or problem, and now it's been outsourced to a "medical professional" to rectify, whilst she orders Uber Eats from bed the moment she wakes up.

For real. Wasn't she previously saying that one of the best parts of this NONINVASIVE surgery was that healing time was only like two weeks? Wasn't she showing you could be up and dancing and painfree the next day?

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Leave Anna alone! It's not her fault the scale kept going up, shitlords! She has the most-special, rare and unheard of, will-be-studied-for-years-to-come case of bullshitdema ever. She's done everything! Candidly, you're just too dumb and not type A enough to understand.

If this walrus had a non-fibrotic brain, she'd know that gastric bypass recovery takes less than a month and after a year's "recovery" she'd be down hundreds of pounds. Then again, if she had a GB and the weight fell off her rapidly, it would prove that it was her overeating--not the lipedema--that was the true cause of her fat as fuck-ness.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

A year, eh? I’d LOVE to see her explain that. What aspect(s), exactly, need up to a year?

I’ll bet she’s trying to tie that to Bs water retention or inflammation to try and explain why there appears to be no change after her first procedure

 

[lottalove]

A year, eh? I’d LOVE to see her explain that. What aspect(s), exactly, need up to a year?

I’ll bet she’s trying to tie that to Bs water retention or inflammation to try and explain why there appears to be no change after her first procedure

For new noses, they say that, yes, but for liposuction?
Might be a way to keep patients off your back. As in "remember, it can take up to a year".
She has a few more surgeries to go. Let's say, that takes another 3 - 4 months.
Within one year and all the feeding and holidays happening in between, it might be time for a review and another round of corrective surgeries. To "manage her condishun".

 

[Amberglow]

Comparing herself to Olympic Athletes is like Instagram cows calling themselves ‘plus size models’. No Dears, Plus Size Models are size 12-14, not 4-6xxx.

 

[glass_houses]

Comparing herself to Olympic Athletes is like Instagram cows calling themselves ‘plus size models’. No Dears, Plus Size Models are size 12-14, not 4-6xxx.

You weren't here in 2021 when Anna decided to run a campaign to get herself into Sports Illustrated Swimsuit. Anna has a long history of utter delusion.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I've taken up the revamp of the OP here if there's anything missing from what is there now that should be there pre-2020 let me know its a LOT to go through since the person who did it left in 2020.

Also new threads:
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For once I kinda agree with Anna. I don't mind the music in RENT, but the premise? Fuckin' pay your rent you lowlifes.

What is the purpose of these videos of her hurpling around stores? Is she attempting to get sponsorships from them? She's trying to sell them as these unscripted just-a-day-in-my-wild-and-crazy-life vlogs but she's clearly angling for something.

I think giant fat ladies like Anna and Chantal and Alex love doing shopping vlogs because then they can tune out the gawking strangers and focus on being a Very Important Internet Person. If she's got a videographer following her and she's taking to the camera, then she's not just a fat lady in dirty sweat pants, she's a Popular Influencer. I bet she "films" herself even when she has no intention to upload it, just for "company" at the store.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

That leg spread:
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Her hip joints must be screaming in agony.

I always thought it was weird how fat people always look so much taller when they're sitting down, and I just realized it's because they're sitting on a really dense cushion of fat.

For once I kinda agree with Anna. I don't mind the music in RENT, but the premise? Fuckin' pay your rent you lowlifes.

But they're gay

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Leave Anna alone! It's not her fault the scale kept going up, shitlords! She has the most-special, rare and unheard of, will-be-studied-for-years-to-come case of bullshitdema ever. She's done everything! Candidly, you're just too dumb and not type A enough to understand.

If this walrus had a non-fibrotic brain, she'd know that gastric bypass recovery takes less than a month and after a year's "recovery" she'd be down hundreds of pounds. Then again, if she had a GB and the weight fell off her rapidly, it would prove that it was her overeating--not the lipedema--that was the true cause of her fat as fuck-ness.

poor Anna, her life is such a tragedy. She might as well be the clown from I Pagliacci since she has main character syndrome.

 

[melty]

This might be the most hi-def image of Ol’ Blackie we’ve seen so far:

What IS ol' Blackie? Do we even know?

She did a photoshoot in their fake flower aisle.

She actually looks kind of nice here.