Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

The carpets are stained and blackened, need to be ripped up and replaced

How the fuck does this even happen? They didn’t get the dog until recently and it lives in the coke den en suite bathroom.

 

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The carpets are stained and blackened, need to be ripped up and replaced. Especially in the basement.
(Basement? is) Full of garbage, wrappers, old papers, broken toys.
The upstairs is full of nothing but dirty clothes, nothing but clean clothes in the living room, nowhere to sit.
Kitchen island was a disaster. Aaron would clean the kitchen table and it would steadily re-clutter.
Sink full of dishes, whole top row of dishwasher was whiskey glasses.
"The house was in disastrous condition."

Holy shit no wonder the maid left. You couldn't pay me enough to pick up after these disgusting coomer crackheads. HOW DO YOU LET THE CARPETS TURN BLACK?

Filthy fucks. That sty should be bulldozed with Nick and Kayla inside.

 

[East_Clintwood]

How the fuck does this even happen? They didn’t get the dog until recently and it lives in the coke den en suite bathroom.

Presumably just normal dirt/food crumbs/spilled drinks/generic crap that's ended up on the floor and been trodden in over time.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

How the fuck does this even happen? They didn’t get the dog until recently and it lives in the coke den en suite bathroom.

My guess is whiskey. Imagine how disgusting and sticky. I hope people wore shoes down there.

 

[Not Who You Think]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
In this video ~7:30 Aaron also is saying (about Rekieta) "Aggressively monogamous" now, so it seems this phrase is now common parlance in the Balldoverse now.

Aaron used it during his Kino Casino Debut and also when he went over the texts between Nick and Keanu. It caught on pretty fast here in the thread too.

Apparently, Himedall might have a knack for marketing.

 

[Fapcop]

I don't who this is or what this "Nick attempted to absolutely destroy my life" refers to, but Nick's been going back and forth with her on Twitter since yesterday.
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Why is he even engaging with this lady?!

What an absolute goddamn clown!

“You’re facing felony charges, and CPS believes you’re such a fuckup they need to take your kids to keep them safe.”

“Yeah but you’re FAT!”

How in the fuck is that a comeback?!

This nigger is beyond delusional. Anyone who thinks he will take a plea deal need to wake the f up.

 

[LiquidKid]

Reminder that everybody here said Redo of Healer is dogshit. Clearly the Farms does not have very committed lolicons.

There’s only 1 loli in redo of the healer, and she doesn’t show up until much later in storyline.
The series is just rape after rape, not so much loli rape though

 

[anionfarflung]

No, he mocked her case (defamation as a wannabe True Crime podcaster) and said she would lose--she did, badly. To thr tune of 500k American.

Thanks, I didn't know this backstory.

So rare win for Crackets, ESQ?

Edit: I know that there is no world in which Nick is "winning," but you know what I mean.

 

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“Yeah but you’re FAT!”

the classic Juju retort

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

My guess is whiskey. Imagine how disgusting and sticky. I hope people wore shoes down there.

Ah, no way. He licked the bottle hundreds of times.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Thanks, I didn't know this backstory.

So rare win for Crackets, ESQ?

Edit: I know that there is no world in which Nick is "winning," but you know what I mean.

It's what is known as a "Barnes win." Barnes firmly believed Rittenhouse was not guilty and should be acquitted. And to make sure Barnes remained correct and successful, they had to fire him from the defense team. That kind of legal accumen is a win for them.

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

I think he just suggested that abortion is ok as long as you do it yourself.

What the fuck???

 

[Gorton Colu]

What the fuck???

Between his coke habit and blatant lack of regard for human or animal life, it would not surprise me if Nick ran a dog fighting ring at this point.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I seriously wonder what Nick would do if you made him the offer of getting his kids back, no conditions, no terms, BUT he, Kayla and April would instantly blow up to 300lbs and remain that way for the rest of their lives, and they would have to remain together.

I think it would be bye bye, kids…. or hello bullet.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Nick is

I don't who this is or what this "Nick attempted to absolutely destroy my life" refers to, but Nick's been going back and forth with her on Twitter since yesterday.
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Nick is such a fucking unfunny comedian wannabe faggot

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

As @TheButcherknight said above, that's Critical Kay.

he mocked her case (defamation as a wannabe True Crime podcaster) and said she would lose--she did, badly. To thr tune of 500k American.

Hmm, looks like I should have had some cognizance of that, but even the name Critical Kay didn't ring a bell for me. No doubt Nick will be happy : See, see, forgettable.

Spoiler: Nicks Previous Critical Kay Streams (screenshot)

 

[AltisticRight]

Aaron's cries for Kayla is so shallow, gay and fucking vapid. It was amusing for a couple days now it's just forced and tryhard.
Shut up.

My guess is whiskey. Imagine how disgusting and sticky. I hope people wore shoes down there.

I hope they wore full Hazmat suits. Can you imagine the amount of cocaine smoke in there? It's enough to return >5000kg/pg in a hair follicle test, that's enough cocaine literally ski on.

 

[Fapcop]

I seriously wonder what Nick would do if you made him the offer of getting his kids back, no conditions, no terms, BUT he, Kayla and April would instantly blow up to 300lbs and remain that way for the rest of their lives, and they would have to remain together.

I think it would be bye bye, kids…. or hello bullet.

I honestly don’t think he wants them back.

Having them visiting a few times a week is ideal for Nick. He gets to be fun dad two times a week, while the heavy load of eh… Driving them around a few times a week can be someone else’s problem.

And Nick gets to concentrate on coom and coke!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Aaron's cries for Kayla is so shallow, gay and fucking vapid. It was amusing for a couple days now it's just forced and tryhard.
Shut up.

That's really how I feel about Aaron as a whole now.

He had his rounds after the arrest, and he told his version of these stories which of course always ensured he looked in the best light he could.

I don't know what else he could really do of groundbreaking appeal at this point.

I honestly don’t think he wants them back.

You're absolutely right. He's really bad at hiding how he feels, and he shows nothing but resentment for his kids.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Nick's eminently retarded.

He's imminently facing prison.