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LOL Salad and Sjam have twin penises. Except Salad's is a bit more deformed.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Well, now we know for absolute sure Cutie has never gotten any. Remember her size queen phase and her assertions that she’s a big girl who needs a big dick to get to the goods?
Well, that ain’t it. I’d say 4 inches is generous.
On the other hand, most of her forkfuls are bigger than his peen, so he probably is happy enough. Although….are we sure he had a circumcision and it was not Chantal forgetting it wasn’t a breakfast sausage?
He’s as delusional as Chantal, sending that thing to anybody and thinking they’d get hot. He should have paid attention when Chantal uses filters.
Why bother shaving at all if your five o’clock shadow grows out after an hour? Maybe a middle eastern male bush is the best thing to cover that up.
Well, that ain’t it. I’d say 4 inches is generous.
On the other hand, most of her forkfuls are bigger than his peen, so he probably is happy enough. Although….are we sure he had a circumcision and it was not Chantal forgetting it wasn’t a breakfast sausage?
He’s as delusional as Chantal, sending that thing to anybody and thinking they’d get hot. He should have paid attention when Chantal uses filters.
Why bother shaving at all if your five o’clock shadow grows out after an hour? Maybe a middle eastern male bush is the best thing to cover that up.
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Well, at least it will get some of the attention off of Amberlynn and back on her.
Barbarella, you made me spit my coffee out on my work laptop. I demand compensation! You filthy gal!
I will argue that maybe they used a camel to snip his skin off though inshallah
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Her favorite meal makes sense now.
Random Internet Person
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Sheesh, this is the visual Chantal wants us to be jealous of?
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WTFH? Look up traditional Filipino circumcising. That shit is done with a goddamn sharpened coconut shell and the penises come out looking normal. Salah HAS to have had something else happen.
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Yeah, it's at least a quadruple portion...
notfoodienotbeauty
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For once breezy was right. That peen looks like a back alley circumcision. It also looks a lot like the turds she eats with her rice. @Doxmatix beat me to that comment.
I wonder what has more hair, his belly button or his asshole? This retard is retarded, the shave job, then actually sending that and thinking it was a good picture.
I wonder what has more hair, his belly button or his asshole? This retard is retarded, the shave job, then actually sending that and thinking it was a good picture.
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In my experience, the most mediocre men are always the ones who are a little too eager to show off their weird, wormy cocks.
Prince Charmin here seems to have a reverse landing strip. He hacked out a horizontal clearing in that furry pelt of his, probably broke three razor blades in the process, and said fuck it, close enough. Maybe he shaved his asshole to make shitting on white women easier, too.
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Tailor Maid
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I have been ”hovering” and reading the posts. You’re all astute and brilliant at piecing the monstrosity that is FB into a laughable jigsaw.
She is almost as boring as ALR now, so needs to pull something out from beneath her flaps!
The Shit Prince should have been castrated rather than circumcised.
FB herself might be forced, by her little-brown boy to undergo FGM. That way she would have an excuse for not wanting Sex. He already has an excuse not to offer it.
Tiny Dick Salah. Deformed Vag Chantal. What a match made in Hell!!! Glad they are living there…
She is almost as boring as ALR now, so needs to pull something out from beneath her flaps!
The Shit Prince should have been castrated rather than circumcised.
FB herself might be forced, by her little-brown boy to undergo FGM. That way she would have an excuse for not wanting Sex. He already has an excuse not to offer it.
Tiny Dick Salah. Deformed Vag Chantal. What a match made in Hell!!! Glad they are living there…
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the mechanics of them having sex are now strictly impossible
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She should be fucking embarrassed that her pet shite loving retard thinks his teeny deformed dick is something to brag about, didn’t he swear to her that he hadn’t sent any dick pics ? , and he will never get away saying that thing is not his. How embarrassing that he sent that abomination on a photo expecting any woman to look at it without laughingBarbarella, you made me spit my coffee out on my work laptop. I demand compensation! You filthy gal!
I will argue that maybe they used a camel to snip his skin off though inshallah
.Where is YOUR retard fetish freak with a tiny deformed dick ?? . Yes fatso we are all just jealous
.I have flung bigger maggots into the pond when I go fishing.
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the only thing you can think about is fucking chantal, you will never escape the feeder allegations.
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i'm talking straight logistics
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I've seen a photo of a dick like that before and it was from a guy who had that weird thing where your foreskin can't retract at all and it looks like one of those penis fish. He had it corrected as an adult and ended up with scarring like that. So I guess that's still pretty much a circumcision?
Wouldn't be surprised if Salad got his dick jammed in something it shouldn't have been jammed in though.
Wouldn't be surprised if Salad got his dick jammed in something it shouldn't have been jammed in though.
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No, she won't. Don't be stupid (or parade your pet kink out in public, which is the same thing).
Chantal already has an excuse for not wanting sex; it's called being a human sphere who is not only post-menopausal due to her hysterectomy, but slowly dying as her abused organs shut down. The only thing that gets her hot is dreaming about what she's going to eat next (okay, and maybe sadistic fantasies of Nader and Deedee's total defeat and humiliation, but mostly food).
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Hot debate on whether Salad is “straight”, but your point remains.
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I will never understand the cruel practice of mutilating little baby boys. 
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I’m late, but woke up to quite an image.. That fibrotic stub, would get swallowed whole, by her tsunami-sized labia, if they ever were to encounter each other sexually,( which they haven’t,) never to be seen again. He is repulsed by her anyway, (join the club,) but it is seemingly impossible, that anatomically, they could ever even attempt penetration. Chins, and her small circle of bought, brown, deformed losers definitely go under the heading of “fact is stranger than fiction.”
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