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After deleting #general he created a new #general which he did categorise in the right category (I’m shocked) within I think 10 minutes. Telling everyone he is going ”thru a lot right now”
Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
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BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.
drachenbarde
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nigga austin doesn't even have the balls to off himself, what a loser
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No juice, no crack and no gamba make Austin want to fuckin, DUDE
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It makes no sense at all. Of course a quality woman wants a man who lives at home, does drugs and gambles and manages to squeeze in fishing and playing video games on-line. Life I truly rigged against him, his displeasure and injustice in palpable.
Why next this non-existent woman will think that fixing a door is some kind of qualification - I mean, what's next?!
Why next this non-existent woman will think that fixing a door is some kind of qualification - I mean, what's next?!
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I can't help but think of this song whenever he has one of these suicide-baiting fits.
Which is even funnier considering the singer actually had the balls to off himself.
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Bet he got called in to do a wizz test. It’s going to happen at some point.
Or he gamba’d the drug money and is withdrawing
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"these bullets are fucking RIGGED man why can't I die just once?"
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Buckshot Roulette x Bossmanjack: Crossover of the Century.
Chirping Smoke Detector
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But if he shaved he'd look 19 fr fr.
Don't call your mom trash, rat.
Kankichi Ryotsu
kiwifarms.net
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Bro the dating game is fucking rigged, all women just want to felt our guy. What did he even do to deserve something like that? What a bunch of fucking weirdos dude.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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"Can someone juice me a gf right now? Anybody? I'm down so bad man... I feel like - dude - I'm gonna - I'm gonna fuck a dude! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
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drachenbarde
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Yesterday he did say he lost all his money and now his "friend" doesn't have to come
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Nevermind after the second #general nuke today he created a new #general channel and HE DID CATEGORISE IT IN THE WRONG CATEGORY LFG!!!!!!
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
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This is why you shouldn't interact with lolcows offsite.
This is undoubtedly the worst Tuesday of my life. 
Naive thinking led me to believe that one could simply lightly shitpost in the discord chat, in order for BMJ to warm up to someone. In my case, I guess it worked a little too well. Anyone up early enough caught it themselves whether it was in Keno Kasino, or a rat discord.
I then would immediately have The Bossman Himself gracing me in my discord DMs, immediately bugging out over my messages in his gen chat supposedly being linked to him in some way.
In reality away from Crack-O-Vision, I was talking about Michael Cusack (in context to chat talking about being arrested in the past and how their criminal records may/may not bar them from visiting outside countries... such as Australia), telling BMJ (including OTHERS) that we would be interested in skating streams, and here's where I fucked up, mentioning the fact that I have a roommate. In attempts of being discreet about my personal life, "My dude took our shared vape", this is what ultimately ticked BMJ off into feeling unwanted and deleting the general chat ENTIRELY for at least an hour.
For extra clarification, as much as this could be considered cow tipping or fucking with him, this wasn't my genuine intent. I would have greatly preferred to be someone in "his" corner, not setting him off, but also being in his inner discord circle to have any potential of catching something or just being there if he got set off hard enough. I did genuinely talk with him, again in naive thinking, believing that his Crack-O-Vision wouldn't be as steaming. The majority of my messages are deleted for my sake.
Naive thinking led me to believe that one could simply lightly shitpost in the discord chat, in order for BMJ to warm up to someone. In my case, I guess it worked a little too well. Anyone up early enough caught it themselves whether it was in Keno Kasino, or a rat discord.
I then would immediately have The Bossman Himself gracing me in my discord DMs, immediately bugging out over my messages in his gen chat supposedly being linked to him in some way.
In reality away from Crack-O-Vision, I was talking about Michael Cusack (in context to chat talking about being arrested in the past and how their criminal records may/may not bar them from visiting outside countries... such as Australia), telling BMJ (including OTHERS) that we would be interested in skating streams, and here's where I fucked up, mentioning the fact that I have a roommate. In attempts of being discreet about my personal life, "My dude took our shared vape", this is what ultimately ticked BMJ off into feeling unwanted and deleting the general chat ENTIRELY for at least an hour.
For extra clarification, as much as this could be considered cow tipping or fucking with him, this wasn't my genuine intent. I would have greatly preferred to be someone in "his" corner, not setting him off, but also being in his inner discord circle to have any potential of catching something or just being there if he got set off hard enough. I did genuinely talk with him, again in naive thinking, believing that his Crack-O-Vision wouldn't be as steaming. The majority of my messages are deleted for my sake.
Starts off with Crack-O-Vision completely activated, believing I am talking about him or trying to insult him (Had no idea if it was me talking about Damo and Darren or fucking something else honestly, I lost braincells trying to think on his level). I stand my ground, I was not out to belittle or fuck with him, which turns into his self-pitying.
First instance of personal one-to-one with him, hoping to get his guard down have him SEE THROUGH the crack and into actual reality. Telling him this was also my first time actually joining a streamer discord, let alone talking to a streamer, wasn't helping me and it seemed to have made him stop for a moment. I also told him that I had pulled an all-nighter, smoked a bit of pot, had some tobacco, and was feeling "chill" until he decided to get all weird about me. I told him we were "total opposites"... hence the opposites attract comment.
I told him that him interrogating me was on the same level as me getting PK'd, led to the OSRS topic. Key points isn't about OSRS, he's hyperfocused on the fact that I share a vape with not just "a dude", but MY dude, my fiance. Ultimately turns into him asking about me personally, and honestly, a good majority of what I've told BMJ is what I've said to other farmers in our little gen chat we have on the site. But that's the thing. It's Kiwi Farms, not discord, where degeneracy reigns supreme.
It's all downhill from here.
Yeah that's right, this was the ultimate fuck up. I panicked and send a goddamn picture of myself. Crack-O-Vision was strong arming me this ENTIRE time. I don't take pictures of myself very often and I have no real reason to be sharing pictures of myself, so I didn't have a backup plan essentially.
I gave in and sent a REAL TIME SELFIE with the fucking BMJ chat in the back as proof that I was a living breathing person.
Immediately after sending the picture, of course I knew I fucked up royally. I was already more than aware of the simping, and I was even going to call him out for it too, but the IMMEDIATE HORNYPOSTING? Is this what crack does to a motherfucker?? I also somehow made him HORNIER by saying nigger in one of my deleted messages (this is what he meant by "that shit was so hot even thru text")
Highlights here include telling him squirt is piss, explaining the Saul Goodman gif meme (it was one of my emotes and it ticked him off
), "DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE" from me since I'm sure my cat could feel the dark energy coming from my monitor, making my dairy talk sexual again as a way to make chat sexual, BMJ eggplant emoji posting and then acting like I WAS THE PERVERT for calling him out, amerimutts, telling him monogamy is based, BMJ trying to convince me to cheat on my fiance and send ass pics ("second time won't hurt" is in context to a childhood memory, I "cheated" on a boy in elementary school. )
Closing statements By this point anybody would be extremely uncomfortable and in awe if this was on their screen. Literally, "What crack does to a motherfucker."
I wholeheartedly take my share of the blame, I am Icarus who flew too close to the sun.
First instance of personal one-to-one with him, hoping to get his guard down have him SEE THROUGH the crack and into actual reality. Telling him this was also my first time actually joining a streamer discord, let alone talking to a streamer, wasn't helping me and it seemed to have made him stop for a moment. I also told him that I had pulled an all-nighter, smoked a bit of pot, had some tobacco, and was feeling "chill" until he decided to get all weird about me. I told him we were "total opposites"... hence the opposites attract comment.
I told him that him interrogating me was on the same level as me getting PK'd, led to the OSRS topic. Key points isn't about OSRS, he's hyperfocused on the fact that I share a vape with not just "a dude", but MY dude, my fiance. Ultimately turns into him asking about me personally, and honestly, a good majority of what I've told BMJ is what I've said to other farmers in our little gen chat we have on the site. But that's the thing. It's Kiwi Farms, not discord, where degeneracy reigns supreme.
It's all downhill from here.
Yeah that's right, this was the ultimate fuck up. I panicked and send a goddamn picture of myself. Crack-O-Vision was strong arming me this ENTIRE time. I don't take pictures of myself very often and I have no real reason to be sharing pictures of myself, so I didn't have a backup plan essentially.
I gave in and sent a REAL TIME SELFIE with the fucking BMJ chat in the back as proof that I was a living breathing person.Immediately after sending the picture, of course I knew I fucked up royally. I was already more than aware of the simping, and I was even going to call him out for it too, but the IMMEDIATE HORNYPOSTING? Is this what crack does to a motherfucker?? I also somehow made him HORNIER by saying nigger in one of my deleted messages (this is what he meant by "that shit was so hot even thru text")
Highlights here include telling him squirt is piss, explaining the Saul Goodman gif meme (it was one of my emotes and it ticked him off
), "DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE" from me since I'm sure my cat could feel the dark energy coming from my monitor, making my dairy talk sexual again as a way to make chat sexual, BMJ eggplant emoji posting and then acting like I WAS THE PERVERT for calling him out, amerimutts, telling him monogamy is based, BMJ trying to convince me to cheat on my fiance and send ass pics ("second time won't hurt" is in context to a childhood memory, I "cheated" on a boy in elementary school. )
Closing statements
By this point anybody would be extremely uncomfortable and in awe if this was on their screen. Literally, "What crack does to a motherfucker."I wholeheartedly take my share of the blame, I am Icarus who flew too close to the sun.
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The Bossman Doomsday Clock minute hand ticks over to 11:59.
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You are absolutely retarded, and should feel deep shame. Shame deeper than your mom after she fucked BossmanJack and overdosed an hour later.This is undoubtedly the worst Tuesday of my life.
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Kill yourself. What is it about BMJ that inspires users to blatantly shit touch/name fag and act like complete faggots. Is it because Dox "Null" Moon talks about him on an Internet show?
You're embarrassing. You just had an extended degenerate conversation with a retarded crackhead and sent him selfies while he was masturbating.
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Bossman announces that he is no longer using any drugs right now, due to drug tests. He's so fucked after this crackathon he's on.
